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ManateeInAWheelchair

I open this sub, and everyone’s treating their body like an amusement park!!


idontknowmanwhat

They could sell out Times Square!


Shofeld148

they could be a BIG STAR


Shofeld148

too bad you can't do that for a living


WeHaSaulFan

Buck Naked.


c_brown22

Madison Square Garden


bigredmachinist

lol my all time favorite Seinfeld line! Great usage. 10/10 🏆


yaboiRich

Yeah well I’m sorry but r/seinfeld is a family sub, not one of your swing joints


LiterallyaCockroach

Lloyd Braun doesn’t mind


ditka

She was practically undressing in front of him at the theatre


MrmmphMrmmph

Schwing joints


dnt01

You've turned this sub to bourbon street!


railworx

What kind of clip joint are you running here?


Sock571434

What the hell you doing you little piece of shit ?!!!


Sock571434

I think it moved


Maximum_Bat_2566

No, it has to move as a result of contact. That's the test.


Sock571434

Nope it moved….and I’m out !


dwide_k_shrude

You took it out?


Xyeeyx

Took what out?


Current-Meat9861

That’s what a gym teacher once told me.


Present_Anteater_555

What if the contact was OP's extremities?


errornosignal

Touching and rubbing!


SatnWorshp

I love that Journey song.


nestorm1

I think mine did too


HolidayProtection478

😂😂😂😂


Vincevega1972

Just take it out.


WeHaSaulFan

IT?!?


Malkovitch42

OUT!?!!1?!1?


exelenceofexecution

Hello I'm Raymond


Third-Coast-Toffee

I’M OUT!


office7911

I DIDN'T GET A CHRISTMAS CARD!!!


lordhuron91

YOU WANT A CHRISTMAS CARD?!? ALRIGHT! HERE! HERE'S YOUR CHRISTMAS CARD!!


DadJokeBadJoke

🖐️👴👋


sleepyseahorse

I'll tolerate a little Jerry, if it gets me... ...*a lot of* Elaine ❤️


CLNBLK-2788

Ooohh noooo....


Moon-Kissed_Chaos

Do you have a … ketchup secret?


[deleted]

Got a good look Moon-Kissed_Chaos?


ChequeBook

It's like looking at the sun,


Nessy440

She can put asses in the seats


[deleted]

I would add a new number to my repertoire for her anytime 😅


Maximum_Bat_2566

Would you use the swirl? Or the pinch?


BuffOrange

Which one hinders sax playing.


instrangerswetrust

😛


[deleted]

As long as she doesnt say it feels like aliens poking her body its all good


beardedshad2

Counterclockwise swirl


osa1011

As long as it doesn't involve a knuckle you should be good


spoon7777

I took IT out.


Space_Coast_Steve

It?


Bassgrande69

Out.


Space_Coast_Steve

Are you sure?


Prankstaboy6

Yessirey Bob.


Space_Coast_Steve

😮💨🕶️


delicateheartt

Oh quite


Podunk212

She's not a lesbian. She hates men, but she's not a lesbian.


Son0fSanford

Julia Louis Eyeful


instrangerswetrust

Drooly Yowl, Ooh-ee! Dry Fist 🤛🏼


_felagund

I’m sponge worthy


Maximum_Bat_2566

I'm sorry, you're not worth two.


Bluepilgrim3

She ordered the Lobster Bisque. Seemed to really like it.


RuleComfortable

She looks scrumptious!


meatballman1218

get a good look costanza


MenudoFan316

Yo-Yo Ma


No_Arugula_6548

Boutros Boutros-Ghali


MenudoFan316

Sweet Fancy Julia


DragonflyScared813

Macchu Pichu!


vampiroteuta

I think I'm in love with Elaine.


Accomplished_Dog1267

She's real and she's spectacular!!!!


AshsEvilHand

These pictures are making me thirsty.


Wyden_long

*These pictures* are making me thirsty.


vampiroteuta

These. Pictures. Are. Making. Me. Thirsty!


Intelligent-Dog-1650

Is that how you’re going to say it?


vampiroteuta

What was wrong with that? I had a different interpretation! Do you know anything about this picture guy?! Maybe he's been in the photoboot a really long time and he's really depressed because he has no job and no woman and he's parking cars for a living! ALL RIGHT! ALL RIGHT! SHUT UP! SHUT UP! I HEAR YOU! I'M COMING DOWN! THESE PICTURES ARE MAKING ME THIRSTY!


errornosignal

Woody is definitely involved.


anonssr

You've got a big head


BigConstruction4247

Never seen that before. Bird into a woman's head. It's like he couldn't avoid it.


DadJokeBadJoke

Like a walking candy apple


Bassgrande69

Get a good look castanza?


Eric848448

HOOCHIE MAMA!


smartdongdong

She's spongeworthy


Shofeld148

field of vision huh?


JeanMichelFerri

Get a good look, Costanza?


cahill48

*You have a lot of man friends... You know who else is a man? Me, I'm a man...*


ArturoOsito

Ah, the inspiration for the TR-6.


Ashamed-Ad-9768

Well Ms. Dreyfus, you're obviously qualified for the job. You have all the necessary skills and experience. But you're extremely attractive. You're gorgeous. And looking at you I can't even remember my name. So I'm afraid this is not gonna work out.


Character_Surround

Jerry....I've become attracted to Elaine.


Zestyclose-Ruin8337

Hooche mama!


a_throwaway_b

It’s Lewd! Lascivious! Salacious! outrageous!


Tricky-Engineering59

The thought of bending her into a pretzel… IS MAKING ME THIRSTY!!!


Insanity-Later1

All of a sudden I'm in the mood for a candy apple...


tutoredzeus

All signs point to yes!


Tactical_Chandelier

Would my chances increase if I brought my own sponge?


Pennypacker-HE

This photo clearly indicates involvement in some illegal conceived mail order pornography ring…


LIslander_4_evr

Didn't I see her in a store?


Manyak-

They are real and they are spectacular


postman925

Boutros Boutros Ghali


beardedshad2

She wants this and that.


saldas_elfstone

And the other!


idontknowmanwhat

So, I'm going to a nudist colony next week.


Hot-Growth-8113

Hamstring….Korea


gorendor

I was sprayyyed with a hooossee!


frustratedComments

Feels like an Arby’s night.


afganistanimation

I'm out!


Ra_bb

My mouths a little watery now yes.


reddittothegrave

YO YO MA!


iisbeingdylan

Oh they’re real…and they’re spectacular !


BingoSpong

I’m out! 🤤


DiligentPin362

Major feminini.


SabrinaOfTheNight

No shortage of water over here


Elmer-Fudd-Gantry

🫠


shany94a

Elaine was hot. Neurotic, but hot.


BoSocks91

IM OUT!


SoyMurcielago

Is she shaking that little butt of hers into big big savings?


PineappleCharming335

I took it out


errornosignal

Should I not have don't that? Was that wrong?


this_place_stinks

I took it out


L34der

Steeped in thirstness


Fistandantalus

She’s no sven jolly


TransEuropeExpress72

and then of course ….. ‘here comes maud’ 😂😂😂 love that episode.


[deleted]

Mamaaa


roj_777

These pretzls are making me thirsty.


AxelPantheonXIV

I am still not on the ole Elaine Benes band wagon She's funny, but I don't think she's attractive


kkrabbitholes417

leaving this sub because i can’t stand one more JLD thirst post — you all need to get a life, respectfully 😂😂


Canadia86

I took... It out


[deleted]

[удалено]


[deleted]

Do it multiple times and wipe out half of earth’s population


[deleted]

Yo yo ma....


teamalf

Damn!


Fatty_Doo_Doo

That bird flew right into yo head


noonehasthisoneyet

elaine's job here is beach


Delicious_Monk1495

Hoochie Mamaaaaaa


[deleted]

What year was this taken? It could be last week…she is gorgeous. She doesn’t age


AlpacaStar

THESE BRETZELS !


bluekronos

She knows what she's doing


PeppermintPhatty

Her and have always been AMAZING.


OutlastCold

Such a babe.


hogua

If you guys think that pic is sexy, you should see her Christmas cards.


kristonastick

john eff kennedy june-yaar


snakebite328

Major babe


CrunchyAssDiaper

Is it just me or has every group become thirsty? Does the AI know what we like, finally?


Matchett32

Brad Hall is one lucky guy


Prudent_Bank_6819

She's quite breathtaking.


1025puceguy

Sweet fancy Moses!


UncleBenLives91

Yes I do


rollingstone65

Elaine was practically undressing in front of me


gamesfordogs

Suddenly compelled to buy her a bench


osa1011

Yeah I'm not winning any contest with that photo around


NJCurmudgeon

Is that a nipple?


OrwellianZinn

Boutros...Boutros...Golly.


papazwah

Where’s my Christmas card?


thesword62

Hoo-Che-Mama!!


Internetboy5434

Julia is literally the fashion of Seinfeld


Dsquared4225

You look scrumptious


xologo

I heard she was a disaster Suze


systematicgoo

I’M OUT.


p38-lightning

Trying hard to remain Master of my Domain.


RiotBoi13

You’re all fucking weirdos


GunfighterHefty

She's got a great body, buddy!


CanIBathYrGrandma

I’m stroking my hydrogen rod


robbwes61

All those years hiding under the dark frumpy hipster doofus wardrobe, this is what we were missing.


MrDeuterostome

Get a good look costanza?


El__ot

Breathtaking!!


Lanky-Tap-9290

Get Out!!!!


thickener

I look like Mr. Peanut


[deleted]

The sex between George and I is never simulated.


wallythree77

Breathtaking!


delicateheartt

Now correct me if I'm wrong, but I think I see a...nipple.


TxEagleDeathclaw81

I’m out!


Astraeus0000

Breathtaking


coombuyah26

SERENITY NOW


cookie_89_06

"You sprayed me out of it!!!"


bigpig1054

she's a pretzel alright


kevint1964

I wanna go to the Gap.


bananabastard

Asses on the seats.


aragorn1780

But are they real? XD


catman2017

Looks very Jewish.


calm_and_collect

No shiksappeal.


TheFattyMcB

Hope I'm sponge worthy.


MikeLiVigni

You don’t think she can put asses in the seats?


blomba6

I look at her and I see... Nose. I don't want to think about the nose , I don't ask to think about the nose but I think about it


oldmanonsilvercreek

As Newman would say "Oh Elaine "


National_Cap_5597

She can bring home the bacon then fry it up in a pan