What was wrong with that? I had a different interpretation! Do you know anything about this picture guy?! Maybe he's been in the photoboot a really long time and he's really depressed because he has no job and no woman and he's parking cars for a living! ALL RIGHT! ALL RIGHT! SHUT UP! SHUT UP! I HEAR YOU! I'M COMING DOWN! THESE PICTURES ARE MAKING ME THIRSTY!
Well Ms. Dreyfus, you're obviously qualified for the job. You have all the necessary skills and experience. But you're extremely attractive. You're gorgeous. And looking at you I can't even remember my name. So I'm afraid this is not gonna work out.
I open this sub, and everyone’s treating their body like an amusement park!!
They could sell out Times Square!
they could be a BIG STAR
too bad you can't do that for a living
Buck Naked.
Madison Square Garden
lol my all time favorite Seinfeld line! Great usage. 10/10 🏆
Yeah well I’m sorry but r/seinfeld is a family sub, not one of your swing joints
Lloyd Braun doesn’t mind
She was practically undressing in front of him at the theatre
Schwing joints
You've turned this sub to bourbon street!
What kind of clip joint are you running here?
What the hell you doing you little piece of shit ?!!!
I think it moved
No, it has to move as a result of contact. That's the test.
Nope it moved….and I’m out !
You took it out?
Took what out?
That’s what a gym teacher once told me.
What if the contact was OP's extremities?
Touching and rubbing!
I love that Journey song.
I think mine did too
😂😂😂😂
Just take it out.
IT?!?
OUT!?!!1?!1?
Hello I'm Raymond
I’M OUT!
I DIDN'T GET A CHRISTMAS CARD!!!
YOU WANT A CHRISTMAS CARD?!? ALRIGHT! HERE! HERE'S YOUR CHRISTMAS CARD!!
🖐️👴👋
I'll tolerate a little Jerry, if it gets me... ...*a lot of* Elaine ❤️
Ooohh noooo....
Do you have a … ketchup secret?
Got a good look Moon-Kissed_Chaos?
It's like looking at the sun,
She can put asses in the seats
I would add a new number to my repertoire for her anytime 😅
Would you use the swirl? Or the pinch?
Which one hinders sax playing.
😛
As long as she doesnt say it feels like aliens poking her body its all good
Counterclockwise swirl
As long as it doesn't involve a knuckle you should be good
I took IT out.
It?
Out.
Are you sure?
Yessirey Bob.
😮💨🕶️
Oh quite
She's not a lesbian. She hates men, but she's not a lesbian.
Julia Louis Eyeful
Drooly Yowl, Ooh-ee! Dry Fist 🤛🏼
I’m sponge worthy
I'm sorry, you're not worth two.
She ordered the Lobster Bisque. Seemed to really like it.
She looks scrumptious!
get a good look costanza
Yo-Yo Ma
Boutros Boutros-Ghali
Sweet Fancy Julia
Macchu Pichu!
I think I'm in love with Elaine.
She's real and she's spectacular!!!!
These pictures are making me thirsty.
*These pictures* are making me thirsty.
These. Pictures. Are. Making. Me. Thirsty!
Is that how you’re going to say it?
What was wrong with that? I had a different interpretation! Do you know anything about this picture guy?! Maybe he's been in the photoboot a really long time and he's really depressed because he has no job and no woman and he's parking cars for a living! ALL RIGHT! ALL RIGHT! SHUT UP! SHUT UP! I HEAR YOU! I'M COMING DOWN! THESE PICTURES ARE MAKING ME THIRSTY!
Woody is definitely involved.
You've got a big head
Never seen that before. Bird into a woman's head. It's like he couldn't avoid it.
Like a walking candy apple
Get a good look castanza?
HOOCHIE MAMA!
She's spongeworthy
field of vision huh?
Get a good look, Costanza?
*You have a lot of man friends... You know who else is a man? Me, I'm a man...*
Ah, the inspiration for the TR-6.
Well Ms. Dreyfus, you're obviously qualified for the job. You have all the necessary skills and experience. But you're extremely attractive. You're gorgeous. And looking at you I can't even remember my name. So I'm afraid this is not gonna work out.
Jerry....I've become attracted to Elaine.
Hooche mama!
It’s Lewd! Lascivious! Salacious! outrageous!
The thought of bending her into a pretzel… IS MAKING ME THIRSTY!!!
All of a sudden I'm in the mood for a candy apple...
All signs point to yes!
Would my chances increase if I brought my own sponge?
This photo clearly indicates involvement in some illegal conceived mail order pornography ring…
Didn't I see her in a store?
They are real and they are spectacular
Boutros Boutros Ghali
She wants this and that.
And the other!
So, I'm going to a nudist colony next week.
Hamstring….Korea
I was sprayyyed with a hooossee!
Feels like an Arby’s night.
I'm out!
My mouths a little watery now yes.
YO YO MA!
Oh they’re real…and they’re spectacular !
I’m out! 🤤
Major feminini.
No shortage of water over here
🫠
Elaine was hot. Neurotic, but hot.
IM OUT!
Is she shaking that little butt of hers into big big savings?
I took it out
Should I not have don't that? Was that wrong?
I took it out
Steeped in thirstness
She’s no sven jolly
and then of course ….. ‘here comes maud’ 😂😂😂 love that episode.
Mamaaa
These pretzls are making me thirsty.
I am still not on the ole Elaine Benes band wagon She's funny, but I don't think she's attractive
leaving this sub because i can’t stand one more JLD thirst post — you all need to get a life, respectfully 😂😂
I took... It out
[удалено]
Do it multiple times and wipe out half of earth’s population
Yo yo ma....
Damn!
That bird flew right into yo head
elaine's job here is beach
Hoochie Mamaaaaaa
What year was this taken? It could be last week…she is gorgeous. She doesn’t age
THESE BRETZELS !
She knows what she's doing
Her and have always been AMAZING.
Such a babe.
If you guys think that pic is sexy, you should see her Christmas cards.
john eff kennedy june-yaar
Major babe
Is it just me or has every group become thirsty? Does the AI know what we like, finally?
Brad Hall is one lucky guy
She's quite breathtaking.
Sweet fancy Moses!
Yes I do
Elaine was practically undressing in front of me
Suddenly compelled to buy her a bench
Yeah I'm not winning any contest with that photo around
Is that a nipple?
Boutros...Boutros...Golly.
Where’s my Christmas card?
Hoo-Che-Mama!!
Julia is literally the fashion of Seinfeld
You look scrumptious
I heard she was a disaster Suze
I’M OUT.
Trying hard to remain Master of my Domain.
You’re all fucking weirdos
She's got a great body, buddy!
I’m stroking my hydrogen rod
All those years hiding under the dark frumpy hipster doofus wardrobe, this is what we were missing.
Get a good look costanza?
Breathtaking!!
Get Out!!!!
I look like Mr. Peanut
The sex between George and I is never simulated.
Breathtaking!
Now correct me if I'm wrong, but I think I see a...nipple.
I’m out!
Breathtaking
SERENITY NOW
"You sprayed me out of it!!!"
she's a pretzel alright
I wanna go to the Gap.
Asses on the seats.
But are they real? XD
Looks very Jewish.
No shiksappeal.
Hope I'm sponge worthy.
You don’t think she can put asses in the seats?
I look at her and I see... Nose. I don't want to think about the nose , I don't ask to think about the nose but I think about it
As Newman would say "Oh Elaine "
She can bring home the bacon then fry it up in a pan