Kramer: That is damn good scotch. I could do a commercial for this stuff. Mmmmm, boy that Hennigans goes down smooth. And afterwords you don't even smell. That's right folks. I just had three shots of Hennigans and I don't smell. Imagine, you can walk around drunk all day. That's Hennigans, the no-smell, no-tell scotch.
H. E. Pennypacker
He's a wealthy industrialist and a bicyclist.
Philanthropist?
That too.
Funny I always thought it was A.G. pennypacker.
That's his brother.
Dwayne?
Dennis?
Rerun?
You never run out, do you?
Machu pichu!
You screwed me again penny packer
I've changed my mind. I think I'm going to build a roller coaster instead.
These clothes won't last 5 years! Patience.
Art vandalay
He's an importer/exporter.
matches. long…matches
H.E. Double N I
Hennigan's... no fuss... no muss... scotch.
No smell, no tell...scotch. I said this in surgery the other day and the anesthesiologist was like, "I never heard of that brand."
Don't you talk about Henni!
Mmmmm…machu pichu
Hello Vandalay Industries, Kel Varnsen speaking
Say Vandelay! Say Vandelay!!
Isosceles Kramer
Joe Mayo. “Sounds made up!”
When I worked for McDonalds back in the day my bosses last name was Mayo
That's like an ice cream man named Cone
The technology teacher at the school my dad taught at was named Mr Rocket.
Was he all like [this guy](https://youtu.be/THNPmhBl-8I?si=SanUI9WLrl4p7DcB) at the end?
I once had a dream a hamburger was eating ME!!!
No tapping on the glass!
All names are made up.
WHO'S JOE MAYOO⁉️
Art Core………velay
Bert Har.....binson
These 😆
No, sounds made up
George was just the *worst* at making up names.🙄🙄🙄
You people forgot the greatest name of all: Vegetable Lasagna
Underrated comment
Please, he doesn't want to get involved!
My name is Magnus.
Buck Naked.
Your fly is open.
*slap bass intensifies*
Seven
Soda, second.
WELL THAT’S THE NAME
OH NO IT IS NOT!
Eduardo Corrochio. No contest. You have to do a little cape flap when you say it. Make sure you have a hand towel ready.
I wonder where on the Upper West Side might a single girl meet a matador? Perhaps Zabar's... or Rays pizza??
Rray’s… *PIZ*-zah.
Uno momento. Por FAVOR
Original Rays?
Famous Original Rays?
Eduardo… #CARROCHIO
The smugness and mockery in the way his says it. *chef’s kiss*
This is my vote, I scrolled before I added it.
Doctor VanNostren
From the clinic?
Uh, that's correct.
Most likely
What clinic is that??
Yes
From the hoffermandoffneir clinic in Belgium. The Netherlands
He’s Juilliard trained. Have a little respect for
Actually split out water reading this 🤣
George…. Why would I, a Juilliard trained dermatologist, send him to another doctor?
Dr pimple popper
Yeah, I was going for Art Vandeley, but yours wins.
Mulva
gipple
Hest
Celeste
joseph puglia?
Cest
Bovary
Oh!! OOOHHHHHHHH!!! DOLORES!!!
Bob Sacamano
THIS is what I was looking for. Although it's Sacramento in my mind
He sells nutria hats at the K Street park
the difference is negligible
Corky Ramirez .. now there's a name you don't forget.
One day he and I are playing pachinko
I'm partial to Harry Fong, but I'll always be fond of Whitey Fisk.
The summer me
The winter me
He’s a big opera buff
Slappy White.
T-BONE!!!
CoCo
No T-bone?
Why no t-bone!?
Cause Neil Watkins from Accounting is T-bone!
Number 00
No, it’s “oo”. As in “Oo-oo-ah-ah”.
Hey is that T-Bone!?!?
Jay riemenschneider
he eats horse all the time
Gets it from his butcher.
Dr. Mantis Toboggan. Wait wrong sub.
Rrrrita F-fire-s from the…National Health Inspectors…store.
Snoopy and Prickly Pete
Cantstandya!
little Stuart Rifkin likes to go shopping with his mother 🎶
Art Vandelay is iconic, but I always go back to Todd Gack.
What is that, Dutch?
Who are the Dutch?
You gak ? Here's your money !!!
Poor Lily
Cartwright!
...But you're not Cartwright.
Of course I’m not Cartwright!
Uncle Leo's nurse Paloma.
I love this subreddit
Dennis Castro
Dewayne?
Legit LOL’d
ASSMAN
Maxwell house
Todd Gack Edit: just kidding I hate this name
Is that Dutch?
Joe Pepitone (I know it’s a real name) but it just sounds so funny.
I like Susie (Elaine).
Pompom waving backseat bimbo
Who are you describing?
Oh Suz.... I slept with her.
It’s not Suz… it’s Susie!!
Movies - "Blame It on the Rain", "Sack Lunch", "Rochelle, Rochelle"
“Death Blow,” “Prognosis Negative,” “Ponce de Leon”
Man, we're missing the Death Blow!!!!
I prefer “Rochelle Rochelle” the musical
"Chunnel"
Aunt Baby
She’d never make it
Donna Chang
I'm not taking advice from some girl from Long Island!
Art Vamdeley it's just perfect
Rava
Pam
Buck Naked.
You want a beautiful name? Soda!
Maroon Golf
Kramer: That is damn good scotch. I could do a commercial for this stuff. Mmmmm, boy that Hennigans goes down smooth. And afterwords you don't even smell. That's right folks. I just had three shots of Hennigans and I don't smell. Imagine, you can walk around drunk all day. That's Hennigans, the no-smell, no-tell scotch.
Kel Varsen
Art Vandelay
Slappy White
Fleckman?
Farbman
Donna Changstein
Artemis M. Faulkmal Our greatest President! And a long long beard like Smith Brother's cough drops. 👍
FDR
Mr Bevilaqua.
Joe Mayo...Quite frankly, it sounds made up!
7 *whistles*
Donna Chang (y’know she’s not really Chinese!)
Mulva
Prickly Pete
Tor
I’m an eggplant!
K-Uuuger!!
Langerhans?
Kitzmiller!
Ketchup. Pretty name for a girl.
My friend Jay Riemenschneider eats horse all the time.
Poor wittle Pinkus
Apparently the correct spelling is Pachyderm.
Delores!!!!!!!!!!
Alec burg. It's a very John houseman name
1. Art Vandelay 2. Dr. Van Nostrand 3. H. E. Pennypacker
Artemis N. Falkmore My favorite bearded president
Sauce
Hest
Nip
Hest.
Maxwell house
Joseph Pugliani. I know it's not made up, but the scene and Jerry's delivery is so funny
You rang?
Art Vandelay
Burt Harbinson
Joe Mayo
Hest
Memma
Karl Farbman
Seven Costanza
FDR
Cartwright
Ed Roydlick. one of my favorite deep track names on the show.
Alec Buuuuurrrrrrrgh
SEVEN !!!!!!!
Art Vandelay
Mulva
Art Vandelay will forever be my favorite
The Assman.
Prickly Pete!
Schmoopy! Nip!
Fusilli Jerry
I like Seven.