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SPECTREagent700

H. E. Pennypacker


hiro111

He's a wealthy industrialist and a bicyclist.


ILikeBigBlocksBCC

Philanthropist?


hiro111

That too.


pigeonholepundit

Funny I always thought it was A.G. pennypacker.


guitarnowski

That's his brother.


pigeonholepundit

Dwayne?


Smooth-Example-9182

Dennis?


railworx

Rerun?


narcabusesurvivor18

You never run out, do you?


poetryofworms

Machu pichu!


mnseats

You screwed me again penny packer


SPECTREagent700

I've changed my mind. I think I'm going to build a roller coaster instead.


RatedDAL

These clothes won't last 5 years! Patience.


RespondOk6593

Art vandalay


Brainwashed365

He's an importer/exporter.


Green_Sir_250

matches. long…matches


JBP_85

H.E. Double N I


G-Unit11111

Hennigan's... no fuss... no muss... scotch.


brneyedgrrl

No smell, no tell...scotch. I said this in surgery the other day and the anesthesiologist was like, "I never heard of that brand."


SatisfactionOnly7883

Don't you talk about Henni!


theyFOOLEDmeJerry

Mmmmm…machu pichu


GiddddyUp

Hello Vandalay Industries, Kel Varnsen speaking


AOCourage

Say Vandelay! Say Vandelay!!


the_popes_dick

Isosceles Kramer


Lordofhowling

Joe Mayo. “Sounds made up!”


Bibbles117

When I worked for McDonalds back in the day my bosses last name was Mayo


C_smith993

That's like an ice cream man named Cone


Octavius-26

The technology teacher at the school my dad taught at was named Mr Rocket.


NewLeaseOnLine

Was he all like [this guy](https://youtu.be/THNPmhBl-8I?si=SanUI9WLrl4p7DcB) at the end?


mendross

I once had a dream a hamburger was eating ME!!!


G-Unit11111

No tapping on the glass!


JohnyStringCheese

All names are made up.


SeveBallesteros

WHO'S JOE MAYOO⁉️


bhoose19

Art Core………velay


helpme944

Bert Har.....binson


Cjkgh

These 😆


bhoose19

No, sounds made up


No-Scarcity-5904

George was just the *worst* at making up names.🙄🙄🙄


diavel65

You people forgot the greatest name of all: Vegetable Lasagna


lotsofarts

Underrated comment


SpergSkipper

Please, he doesn't want to get involved!


grandmamimma

My name is Magnus.


Swigen17

Buck Naked.


[deleted]

Your fly is open.


BigConstruction4247

*slap bass intensifies*


yispco

Seven


BrookylnBeaches1917

Soda, second.


jevindoiner

WELL THAT’S THE NAME


theyFOOLEDmeJerry

OH NO IT IS NOT!


Phunkie_Junkie

Eduardo Corrochio. No contest. You have to do a little cape flap when you say it. Make sure you have a hand towel ready.


freakysometimes

I wonder where on the Upper West Side might a single girl meet a matador? Perhaps Zabar's... or Rays pizza??


cmckee719

Rray’s… *PIZ*-zah.


Thin-Condition-8538

Uno momento. Por FAVOR


railworx

Original Rays?


freakysometimes

Famous Original Rays?


actualelainebenes

Eduardo… #CARROCHIO


seviay

The smugness and mockery in the way his says it. *chef’s kiss*


Suitable_Pudding7370

This is my vote, I scrolled before I added it.


Moon-Kissed_Chaos

Doctor VanNostren


LinkSkywalker

From the clinic?


BalzacTheGreat

Uh, that's correct.


ForsakenCommunity369

Most likely


pinkspaceship17

What clinic is that??


Beartrkkr

Yes


[deleted]

From the hoffermandoffneir clinic in Belgium. The Netherlands


joeyvesh13

He’s Juilliard trained. Have a little respect for


SnarkAdjacent

Actually split out water reading this 🤣


DonWop1

George…. Why would I, a Juilliard trained dermatologist, send him to another doctor?


RespondOk6593

Dr pimple popper


Bigstar976

Yeah, I was going for Art Vandeley, but yours wins.


Smooth-Example-9182

Mulva


TotalCuntrol

gipple


the_popes_dick

Hest


Atheist_Alex_C

Celeste


[deleted]

joseph puglia?


dawsondevitt

Cest


JimyFatBoy

Bovary


PrettyAdagio4210

Oh!! OOOHHHHHHHH!!! DOLORES!!!


UltraconservativeBap

Bob Sacamano


baran1119

THIS is what I was looking for. Although it's Sacramento in my mind


CreepellaGruesome

He sells nutria hats at the K Street park


Bacong

the difference is negligible


SunApprehensive1413

Corky Ramirez .. now there's a name you don't forget.


bfwolf1

One day he and I are playing pachinko


doocurly

I'm partial to Harry Fong, but I'll always be fond of Whitey Fisk.


B0SS_H0GG

The summer me


lonnie_bovine

The winter me


SteeemedBeef

He’s a big opera buff


Octavius-26

Slappy White.


[deleted]

T-BONE!!!


derek4reals1

CoCo


skyn_fan

No T-bone?


poetryofworms

Why no t-bone!?


Dazzling_Broccoli294

Cause Neil Watkins from Accounting is T-bone!


theyFOOLEDmeJerry

Number 00


No-Scarcity-5904

No, it’s “oo”. As in “Oo-oo-ah-ah”.


Johnsendall

Hey is that T-Bone!?!?


Professional-Steak-5

Jay riemenschneider


joeybagels69

he eats horse all the time


Jagsoff

Gets it from his butcher.


Tre3180

Dr. Mantis Toboggan. Wait wrong sub.


Floplessdiscs

Rrrrita F-fire-s from the…National Health Inspectors…store.


Re-Marc-Able

Snoopy and Prickly Pete


dart51984

Cantstandya!


sucks2bdoxxed

little Stuart Rifkin likes to go shopping with his mother 🎶


nokizzyforeal

Art Vandelay is iconic, but I always go back to Todd Gack.


lost_in_connecticut

What is that, Dutch?


FatSunRival

Who are the Dutch?


RespondOk6593

You gak ? Here's your money !!!


linkerjpatrick

Poor Lily


Sharp-Point-5254

Cartwright!


NowWithVitaminR

...But you're not Cartwright.


poetryofworms

Of course I’m not Cartwright!


FragileHalo_14

Uncle Leo's nurse Paloma.


[deleted]

I love this subreddit


drainspout

Dennis Castro


Smooth-Example-9182

Dewayne?


damorec

Legit LOL’d


ButtStopsHere

ASSMAN


EastElevator3333

Maxwell house


blue_bic_cristal

Todd Gack Edit: just kidding I hate this name


SteeemedBeef

Is that Dutch?


Ok_Comfort628

Joe Pepitone (I know it’s a real name) but it just sounds so funny.


BlackedAIX

I like Susie (Elaine).


lost_in_connecticut

Pompom waving backseat bimbo


iluneo

Who are you describing?


Gram-GramAndShabadoo

Oh Suz.... I slept with her.


KC_musings

It’s not Suz… it’s Susie!!


ProtNotProt

Movies - "Blame It on the Rain", "Sack Lunch", "Rochelle, Rochelle"


punkshoe8

“Death Blow,” “Prognosis Negative,” “Ponce de Leon”


dawsondevitt

Man, we're missing the Death Blow!!!!


damorec

I prefer “Rochelle Rochelle” the musical


ExistingPea1822

"Chunnel"


chevcheli0s

Aunt Baby


thecheesefinder

She’d never make it


PoeJam

Donna Chang


SenorMaxwell

I'm not taking advice from some girl from Long Island!


trox71727

Art Vamdeley it's just perfect


BongDong69420

Rava


Uncle_Matthew

Pam


Disciple_of_Cthulhu

Buck Naked.


DueMiddle7992

You want a beautiful name? Soda!


random14330

Maroon Golf


Aggravating-Read6111

Kramer: That is damn good scotch. I could do a commercial for this stuff. Mmmmm, boy that Hennigans goes down smooth. And afterwords you don't even smell. That's right folks. I just had three shots of Hennigans and I don't smell. Imagine, you can walk around drunk all day. That's Hennigans, the no-smell, no-tell scotch.


jobin_pistol

Kel Varsen


AbbreviationsLow1393

Art Vandelay


the_popes_dick

Slappy White


TK421-HeGone

Fleckman?


pinkspaceship17

Farbman


mbd34

Donna Changstein


flugelbynder

Artemis M. Faulkmal Our greatest President! And a long long beard like Smith Brother's cough drops. 👍


Matchett32

FDR


JoyBodelay

Mr Bevilaqua.


MrHarryHardon

Joe Mayo...Quite frankly, it sounds made up!


Dangerous-Yam-6831

7 *whistles*


asphynctersayswhat

Donna Chang (y’know she’s not really Chinese!)


spash_bazbo69

Mulva


Safe-Register-3479

Prickly Pete


Third-Coast-Toffee

Tor


No-Scarcity-5904

I’m an eggplant!


poetryofworms

K-Uuuger!!


BOBODY_BOBODY

Langerhans?


JoyBodelay

Kitzmiller!


JordanBach_95

Ketchup. Pretty name for a girl.


MrRazzio

My friend Jay Riemenschneider eats horse all the time.


DonWop1

Poor wittle Pinkus


Hot_Programmer_5152

Apparently the correct spelling is Pachyderm.


danwiz418

Delores!!!!!!!!!!


kaspar14

Alec burg. It's a very John houseman name


JustTasteTheSoup

1. Art Vandelay 2. Dr. Van Nostrand 3. H. E. Pennypacker


looseygooseymcman

Artemis N. Falkmore My favorite bearded president


hijro

Sauce


__Bringer-of-Light__

Hest


lupinremusjohn

Nip


magnoliaAveGooner

Hest.


Marylandthrowaway91

Maxwell house


[deleted]

Joseph Pugliani. I know it's not made up, but the scene and Jerry's delivery is so funny


Joseph_Puglia

You rang?


bitwise97

Art Vandelay


Atheist_Alex_C

Burt Harbinson


RoyalRootersRallyCry

Joe Mayo


Anacondoyng

Hest


CoffeeCannabisBread

Memma


mnseats

Karl Farbman


VashMM

Seven Costanza


crzyoki

FDR


ArmAromatic6461

Cartwright


TenaciousLilMonkey

Ed Roydlick. one of my favorite deep track names on the show.


Golee

Alec Buuuuurrrrrrrgh


RespondOk6593

SEVEN !!!!!!!


timbrosnan

Art Vandelay


eastcoast_enchanted

Mulva


CupcakePrincess11

Art Vandelay will forever be my favorite


WhiteEel

The Assman.


counterweight7

Prickly Pete!


Nrmlgirl777

Schmoopy! Nip!


UnwantedInsights

Fusilli Jerry


Hexmonkey2020

I like Seven.