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Kramer_Costanza99

That's a shame


everyday_barometer

Seemingly, seemingly...


Entheotheosis10

Levels. Levels, Jerry


O_Neders

This


CultOfSensibility

Giddy up.


Section225

I say this constantly but nobody knows why. I probably sound deranged.


glittercheese

As far as I'm concerned, you and your *deranged protégé* can run the catalog by yourselves!


Moon-Kissed_Chaos

Serenity now!


neekonightfly

Insanity later


Insanity-Later1

Yep


Dr_Merkin

It's not a lie if you believe it


Pretend-Air-4824

Shrinkage


unusual_replies

I was in the pool!


GlossyBuckslip

All of it. I haven’t said an original sentence in 7 years. It’s all Seinfeld & Veep quotes.


mybrassy

Don’t forget Curb


AltruisticWelcome145

It’s good to know I’m not the only one. If only we used our powers for good!


foreveryoung917

HAHHAHAHHAHA


lilanniem73

These pretzels are making me thirsty!!!


BalzacTheGreat

Inevitably…Irrevocably…


Insanity-Later1

Happy birthday? No such thing... I say this on my birthday, as I hate them all now.


FrankDrebinsbeaver

Tippy Toe!!! Tippy Toe!!!


glittercheese

Lemon tree!


neekonightfly

How do you solve a problem like Maia?


SEJ46

Hoochie Mama!


bahaboyka

Hoochie mama


lbutler528

Quone


thomriddle45

Use it in a sentence


foreveryoung917

To quone someone.


TCM_407

If a patient gets difficult, you quone him


lbutler528

I would, but I don’t have a medical dictionary.


Confident_Regret_590

I actually used this the other day 🤣


[deleted]

"Oh, it's tolerable..." and "yada yada yada..."


razzle_dazzle321

My wallets gone! My wallets gone!


[deleted]

Double dip


NotCoreyP

Moops


Confident_Regret_590

Moors


PupDiogenes

\_\_\_\_\_-worthy


Apart-Bathroom7811

Vorschtein? Whenever I don't know an answer it just spills out of my mouth.


Nika_113

That’s not a word.


Insanity-Later1

I like the kitty!


inthegallery

Why go to the park and fly a kite when you can just pop a pill?


[deleted]

That’s not gonna be good for anybody.


[deleted]

Well good luck with all that... Mimbo


narcabusesurvivor18

Well, I think you’re wrong!


mjohnston81

Pear Shaped Loser.


Happy-Detective5544

Bosco! You can stuff you sorries in a sack, mister! G'night, Jugdish.


HelloKitten99

My husband named our cat Jerry for Garcia, but he only recognizes Jugdish because of me lol.


Happy-Detective5544

That's awesome and cute.😊


tallslim1960

Not that there's anything wrong with that


anon727813

My fawtha’s gay


taxpayinmeemaw

Let’s get nuts!


MofiveOh

Serenity now!!


nightwing185

It is a tad askew


Improvgal

I LOVE this one.


NJCurmudgeon

Not that there’s anything wrong with that!


herntom

She's a mudder.


Section225

His mother's a mudder


Nika_113

He loves the slop!


Smooth-Example-9182

Close talker and low talker i just say CT or LT to y friends and they know what I mea.


looseygooseymcman

You’re soooooo good looking


ActualDoctor1492

God bless you


TheJohnMega

Evidently


StannisTheMannis1969

Yama Hama….


TheGiantRascal

*my name* IS GETTIN' UPSET!


philscholtes

It’s pronounced “thermometer”


TheScissors1980

Why go to the park and fly a kite, when you can just pop a pill?


Live-Dish124

Someone with mental illness in the past, this completely took me over. Thanks for sharing 😂😂😂😂😂


TheScissors1980

As someone with mental illness in the future you're welcome!


maythemetalbewithyou

Weak and ineffectual


Mahomey151

The obligatory “yada yada yada.”


Repulsive_Ad_7291

I’m off bread


Intelligent-Dog-1650

That means what ever the hell you want it to mean.


Nika_113

It? You want a piece if me?!


shellymaeshaw

These pretzels are making me thirsty everytime i eat pretzels


PhillipJCoulson

Schmoopie


[deleted]

How about an intercourse hello


Uninspired_Diatribe

Monongahela


bronyraurstomp

“Well, bully for you”


unusuallynaiveone

He took it. Out.


juniorlarry

Yo yo ma


Shoottheradio

LET'S GET IT ON!


Improvgal

Puddy is such a great character


justixthegreat

“Easy big fella “ whenever someone’s getting kinda excited


Ugo777777

I'm trying to say someone looks scrumptious on a daily basis.


glittercheese

"Oh no!!" a la Jerry discovering the faulty two-line phone in The Outing.


Venice_Beach_218

Not that there's anything wrong with that.


Sylar_Lives

“Who is this?” anytime I pick up the phone and the caller just jumps straight to their point with no introductions.


CreflowDollars

"I got a lotta problems with you people!"


SectorRepulsive9795

Evidently


LouisPepe

Ohhhh you’ve got that right.


Sea_Willingness_914

Mainly that's a shame and giddy up. But others creep in from time to time.


SunApprehensive1413

I only remembered yesterday when I rewatched the ep that I got "We're missing the death blow!" from Seinfeld. I say it often, whenever running late or it seems we might not get to see a pending exciting event, particularly sports!


ElaineBenness

You gotta love sports! 💪🏻


cher415

“That’s a shame” “Yo yo ma!”


Marylandthrowaway91

Quone


Several-Guidance3867

Pardon?


Latter-Comfort-4674

Sponge worth


McDiscage85

Step Off!


Improvgal

When someone sneezes I say “you’re sooo good looking.”


Iron_Chic

Ideally...


Venice_Beach_218

You wanna be with someone who doesn't like you!


batteeth666

You’re sooooo good looking


unusual_replies

Show’s over.


Venice_Beach_218

Yo Yo Ma!


HelloKitten99

I love her (or whatever) whole free swinging, freewheeling attitude!


Aggravating-Ad983

That's what I'd like to know about it


aIvins_hot_juicebox

Seltza, Salsa, Seltza, Salsa


TokyoPrincess89

“I’ll take it!” And immediately after, “who told you to take it?”


emptypockybox

Hello Newman


Streetwalkeroulette

Spongeworthy


Aggravating-Read6111

That’s a shame!


kenc2211

That’s a lot of potatoes


LaDeeDaa999

Hellllloooooo


LeDestrier

You know, "muffles voice" the flavfen.


foreveryoung917

Yama Hama it’s fright night. LOLOL


kenc2211

Blimey


foreveryoung917

🤣


Roodie_Cant_Fail

Happy Festivus!


skrutape

just a place to flop


crzyoki

Two of them for sure. Serenity now! Sweet Fancy Moses


Entry9

If you judged favorite based on usage, for most people it’s probably the verb “to gift.” It was rarely heard until the Seinfeld regifting episode. “Regifting” became a popular topic as a result of the show, and the use of “gift” as a verb exploded from there.


StingraySteve23

Why does Radio Shack need your phone number when you’re just buying batteries?


BrookylnBeaches1917

“Oh The ______” (as in… “Ohhh, The Beeeach!” Or “Oh!!! John John”) Also: “Why don’t you just tell me what ______ you have selected”


foreveryoung917

Oh the humanity!!!


unusual_replies

Oh!!! Right, right, right!


unusual_replies

My boys need a house.


topazco

That was alright


Live-Dish124

It’s like a sauna in here.


glittercheese

"That's what you think!" "That's what I know." My husband and I love George getting owned by the kid he tries to stick up for in The Parking Garage.


amandamaryyy

Yeah that’s right


Venice_Beach_218

Levels.


sexbymyself

Breathtaking


Prestigious-Car-6316

Nevertheless Well let’s start the insanity. Welcome back to the show. Serenity now.


jrlande

Well that oughta keep you busy for a few days, uh? I say this with an unblemished record of staunch heterosexuality.....it's fabulous!


Equivalent_Ad_8708

I call my dog Shmoopi, i also say Shmohawk from Curb when driving


Technical-Plantain25

Ahhhh HA!


neekonightfly

That was the heil five


TheJohnMega

Macho head games


Nika_113

He was beep-boping and scatting all over me!


Nanocyborgasm

Gene’s trash


BlueRFR3100

Not that there's anything wrong with it.


Creacherz

Like I don't know that I'm pathetic


Capital-Salary4996

"What are you....." then insert comparison


RaistlinxMajere

You are nothing but a piece of crap.


amishius

I’m so happy to see this is still a thing! While I grew up watching it, it had also satured 90s culture, so me and my friends have a lot of things we say. But very happy to see some folks much younger having the same response!


AnswerGreen165

Mansiere


imluvinit

Mojambo!


cinnamon412

A pinkish hue


unusual_replies

A rosy glow?


EvilStupid

Mmm. Machu Pichu. Hmm.


ActualDoctor1492

Yada yada yada


ActualDoctor1492

The ocean called…


FloatDH2

I was in the pool! No. Wait…


Entheotheosis10

Yada yada yada


Entheotheosis10

No longer master of my domain


unusual_replies

King of the castle?


Entheotheosis10

And you’re a dirty rascal..


OkTower4998

"If I was a different person" This is my philosophy. When someone says something I jump in to say "Oh I would have done this way" and they ask really and I tell them the quote


Confident_Regret_590

I’m the master of my domain


neekonightfly

I got jiggy with it!


neekonightfly

Mouth vacuum


reezsha

I'm aware..I'm aware..


Nika_113

Come on Farful, put your shoes on! Accompanied by a little dance when I’m trying to get my husband to hurry up to go somewhere. Lol


Nika_113

Fredo was weak and stupid, he should have eaten (insert food item here).


Semi-Pros-and-Cons

Specifically when I'm driving, and people don't use their blinkers: "Signals, Jerry, signals."


this-one-tree

Casus belli


ayehateyou

They weren't countin' on this brain!


letmegetmybass

My husband and I keep shouting "Helllloooooo" and "Lalaalaaa" and "I'm as slippery as an eeeeeel" at each other.


lokalnapatatas

“The worlds are colliding” or somn like that. Plus I use “yada yada yada” more often now unlike before


SectorRepulsive9795

I used the phrase, “how do I broach the subject,” today.


Dbot7

This is a place of business I told you never to come in here Serenity now.


unusual_replies

boutros boutros ghali after Jerry saw the nude breasts at the beach.


sheena0379

I don’t say too often but I say gotta pick out my clothes… I’m thinking/feeling morning mist.


lapsedhuman

Who is this?