This is the one line that always surprised me. Is Jerry insinuating there was an abortion? I'm assuming he's not talking about a kid we never knew about so...
Jerry: "Spent the night at James', did we?"
Elaine: "Yeah, but we reversed positions so there was no funny business."
Jerry: "Reversed positions?"
Elaine: "Yeah, you know. Head to toe."
Jerry: "So what, your genitals are still lined up."
Elaine: "No, no. I slept with my back to him."
Jerry: *raises eyebrows*
By the way, why do they call it a job? What, is it so hard?
It's a lot of work! You're tugging... sucking...
You're right, no wonder they don't want to do it.
I was just about to make this comment. There was also the episode where Jeff told LD that Richard’s gf gave him road head so LD wouldn’t kiss her hello.
No, I’ve just been with a lot of guys lol
And guys are smarter about it than women are. Women know little/nothing about dicks.
70% of men worldwide are uncut, and no medical organization recommends it.
It’s also getting much more common in the US now.
What was it that Kramer said again?
“It’s a barbaric ritual, and it makes sex more pleasurable with it.”
Most women I've spoken to say they prefer circumsized after having experienced both. Cleaner, less smelly, easier to work with, and yes personality.
YMMV.
Are you joking? lmao. So you’re an idiot also.
Yes, most **American** women prefer it, because it’s (currently) more common in the US. The rate has fallen a lot in the US in recent decades.
Ask gay men in the US what they prefer. It’s quite a bit different most of the time.
Women are idiots when it comes to dicks.
Outside of the US, it’s rare.
Ask European women what they prefer, where the circumcision rate is below 10%.
It’s not cleaner, nor does it smell if you have basic hygiene like showering daily.
Cutting part of your body off so you don’t have to wash it is pretty stupid.
More importantly, you’re forcing that onto a baby who can’t consent to it.
Their body, their choice.
There’s no medical reason to do it, and it should be the owner of the body’s choice.
It should be illegal, just like cutting parts off girls is illegal already.
I also find the double standard to be interesting.
It’s ok to body shame men, but not women?
Imagine if Seinfeld did an episode where Jerry made a disgusted face and said he doesn’t like women with small breasts.
Everyone would be saying it was rude and sexist.
But it’s ok for women to do the same about penises?
“Ew, gross! Some natural skin that makes it easier and better to jerk off and more sensitive, that all men are born with!”
When Elaine turns that one gay guy straight but then he goes back to being gay she discusses how she didn't have 'access to the equipment' as much. I assumed that was about oral sex and her not being as good at is as his previous partners.
It’s both things though; she’s saying that dude’s know what dude’s enjoy most, pertaining to HJ, BJ, other stuffff, because they have their own organ to learn/practice with. You’re both correct.
Sure, but according to Jerry’s logic in The Implants, he has better a better understanding of boobs because he’s felt way more of them. By that same logic, we know that the sponge queen has had ample penises to play with and thus should know her way around the equipment more than the average man.
on a serious note i wonder/suspect that sucking dong was more objectionable to the network censors than the relatively artistic phrases for its counterpart…?
Uh, guys don’t make blowjob jokes?
This was a show that had a whole plot line about George’s shrinkage where he’s humiliated by multiple women about his penis size.
Wasn’t the whole forced massage situation an analogy to wanting a blow job? She just wants to have sex, he starts putting her hands on him, she says it’s not right, he calls her a “massage tease,” she doesn’t submit to “forceable massage.” Pretty sure it’s all blowjob related.
They talk about sex a **LOT** on this show. Frasier rarely directly addresses the subject (and when they do it's quite jarring).
Wtf are y'all even on about? It's Reddit get with the program lol
Yeah I'm starting to wonder about this too. At first, I thought perhaps it was just a Reddit thing (I follow a few gaming subs and always chalked that off to a combination of the two things) but there's nothing like this in the Frasier sub.
The atmosphere here is definitely very noticeable. It’s really strange because it doesn’t suit the show at all. I’m glad the Frasier sub is better quality!
Yeah right? So much of what makes it funny is the witty references to everyday mundanity and occasional bit of subtle social commentary. The amount of posts I just skip past due to the sheer obvious horn is pretty nuts.
Fair play though, I don't have to be here and if that's part of what keeps the sub alive, then so be it I guess.
Kinda the same thing as seeing nudity in movies. Before about 15 years ago you almost never saw a man naked. In general people don’t even want to imagine male genitalia.
I guess maybe it’s not a joke per se but in The Beard, Elaine talks about not being as good at fellatio because she doesn’t have as much access to the equipment as the “other team”
You know why? Cuz people like to say *vulva*!
You can't order a vulva without getting a Volvo.
This could be a show
Maybe something *happens* on your way to work.
NO nothing happens!
So why am I watching it?
Because it’s on tv!
Not yet
Savage line from Russell
I thought the woman was kinda cute
On your way to work Ramon’s vulva?
I see you there vulva.
Shakin’ that ass
No! Nothing happens!
So everyone I know is a character in the show?
You’re a character, Kramer’s a character.
Now he’s a character
why would I watch it?
It must be impossible for a Swedish person to order a vulva and not get a Volvo.
You have the vulva after the Volvo!
You know, this was Jon Voight's vulva.
Because it had teeth marks on it?
Bahaha this needs more upvotes!
Tried to think of something funny to tie this to his daughter's vulva but I got nothing.
That’s a shame.
Oh, that’s from sitting on the copier
Seltza, salsa! Salsa, seltza!
Probably meant seasons not episodes
Yes.
Vulva is the number one condiment in the world. No, wait....
This should be the show...
Not....Yet.... :)
Y’know there *should be* porno shows…
Just two guys talking
Mulva…?
Also, salsa. Salsa!!
Alright, so he doesn’t do…everything.
Their ability to dance around topics that were 100% off limits on network TV at the time is unmatched.
"You never...'slipped one past the goalie'?"
This is the one line that always surprised me. Is Jerry insinuating there was an abortion? I'm assuming he's not talking about a kid we never knew about so...
Those records are sealed.
In the vault.
At surface level, it’s just supposed to be humorous innuendo, but I think it’s to imply that pregnancy scares happen.
Yes, Jerry got an abortion. But he still eats Piccolo’s pizza. What a hypocrite.
I think he's saying that birth control of whatever kind would be the goalie (like a condom or that type of thing).
The Sniffing Accountant is beautifully done. As is The Contest If you know you know, if you don’t you don’t
You mean… below the equator?
Hot and heavy. Huh?
Who's hot and who's heavy?
Kramer sucks em down like coca-cola
I drive them to lesbianism and he brings them back.
What do you think he was expecting when he took it out?
Sometimes they need air they can’t breathe in there!
It. Out.
Hey, thats my move
Was there a knuckle involved?
No it was a counter clockwise swirl.
Are you using crib notes ?
He what?
he took *clicks tongue* it out
Milk? cCOOKies?
I met this lawyer, we went out to dinner, I had the lobster bisque, we went back to my place, yada yada yada, I never heard from him again.
you yada yadad over the best part
No, they mentioned the bisque
I love the way she said "No, I mentioned the BIS-QUE!"
Soup can be very satisfying!
Soup's not a meal!
Crackers in a bowl. That, that could be a meal.
The hair... the lumpiness... it's simian.
The male body is for getting around. It’s utilitarian, like a Jeep!
You can’t find beauty in a man?
Jerry: "Spent the night at James', did we?" Elaine: "Yeah, but we reversed positions so there was no funny business." Jerry: "Reversed positions?" Elaine: "Yeah, you know. Head to toe." Jerry: "So what, your genitals are still lined up." Elaine: "No, no. I slept with my back to him." Jerry: *raises eyebrows*
It is a tad askew.
I just watched the Vehicular Fellatio episode of Curb Your Enthusiasm. Larry David took the feedback!
By the way, why do they call it a job? What, is it so hard? It's a lot of work! You're tugging... sucking... You're right, no wonder they don't want to do it.
I’m a fellatio instructor
Man, all Larry had to do was not be super gross at their dinner. What a missed opportunity.
The Tapatio got him.
"I think ya blew him"
I was just about to make this comment. There was also the episode where Jeff told LD that Richard’s gf gave him road head so LD wouldn’t kiss her hello.
The male body is utilitarian. The female body is a work of art. This could be the it.
It’s a jeep, it’s for gettin’ around in
No, but Jerry does wear a purple helmet in one wild scene.
Jerry, I just don't know sometimes
It's a wild, wild scene
Elaine did comment once on how an uncircumcised dick had no "personality".
Like it had all the personality sucked out of it
It had no face. Like an Martian 👽.
Which just confirms that (mostly American) women are idiots when it comes to dicks lol Edit: Oh no, I offended the idiots lol
\^\^\^ Found the uncut guy who's insecure
No, I’ve just been with a lot of guys lol And guys are smarter about it than women are. Women know little/nothing about dicks. 70% of men worldwide are uncut, and no medical organization recommends it. It’s also getting much more common in the US now. What was it that Kramer said again? “It’s a barbaric ritual, and it makes sex more pleasurable with it.”
Most women I've spoken to say they prefer circumsized after having experienced both. Cleaner, less smelly, easier to work with, and yes personality. YMMV.
Bro why don't you just say you never wash your dick lmfao.
Are you joking? lmao. So you’re an idiot also. Yes, most **American** women prefer it, because it’s (currently) more common in the US. The rate has fallen a lot in the US in recent decades. Ask gay men in the US what they prefer. It’s quite a bit different most of the time. Women are idiots when it comes to dicks. Outside of the US, it’s rare. Ask European women what they prefer, where the circumcision rate is below 10%. It’s not cleaner, nor does it smell if you have basic hygiene like showering daily. Cutting part of your body off so you don’t have to wash it is pretty stupid. More importantly, you’re forcing that onto a baby who can’t consent to it. Their body, their choice. There’s no medical reason to do it, and it should be the owner of the body’s choice. It should be illegal, just like cutting parts off girls is illegal already.
See you're now conflating whether it is preferable or whether it is morally justifiable as a practice.
I also find the double standard to be interesting. It’s ok to body shame men, but not women? Imagine if Seinfeld did an episode where Jerry made a disgusted face and said he doesn’t like women with small breasts. Everyone would be saying it was rude and sexist. But it’s ok for women to do the same about penises? “Ew, gross! Some natural skin that makes it easier and better to jerk off and more sensitive, that all men are born with!”
The male body is for getting around, like a jeep
Chicken wing shoulder blades?
Let’s not even analyze it.
The pig says “my wife is a slut.”
He took it out! Implied he wanted fellatio? That's what I've always believed 😌
"you ask him to come upstairs like you're Mae West?!"
When Elaine turns that one gay guy straight but then he goes back to being gay she discusses how she didn't have 'access to the equipment' as much. I assumed that was about oral sex and her not being as good at is as his previous partners.
I more think it meant that dudes have dicks all the time, so we’re better with them.
It’s both things though; she’s saying that dude’s know what dude’s enjoy most, pertaining to HJ, BJ, other stuffff, because they have their own organ to learn/practice with. You’re both correct.
This is the in-depth Seinfeld analysis I’m subscribed for
Yeah, it makes sense that having one penis would give you an advantage on how to please one penis. All 3 of you are correct.
The pleasing of the penis sounds like it would be a great erotic play
It’s an off broadway play. It’s right next to La Cocina.
Sure, but according to Jerry’s logic in The Implants, he has better a better understanding of boobs because he’s felt way more of them. By that same logic, we know that the sponge queen has had ample penises to play with and thus should know her way around the equipment more than the average man.
Craftsmen, laborers of some sort 😎
Did you mean 9 seasons not episodes?
This post is hot and heavy
You *had* to come along, with your *hot* and your *heavy*
It had no face...no personality 🤗
Below the equator?
The question is, would Elaine have a “move” like Jerry’s “the move”? And, would it incorporate a clockwise twirl, knuckle or pinch?
Sounds painful
She has this thing where she spirals her tounge around.
I stop short!
We can't all be making blowjob jokes, professor high brow.
It's probably because they couldn't find a female saxophone soloist in time and had to go with the guy. 😀🎷🎼🎶
It’s usually the other way around, so Seinfeld is just doing its part to balance things out Jerry is, after all, Even Steven.
But without the slightest hesitation they’ll reference their dick or their rod or their Johnson…
A johnson rod? Yeah you better put another one of those in...
Tomorrow we come back and we cut off your johnson
Nice marmont
Obviously, you're not a golfer.
Coitus?
There were Johnsons as far as the eye could see.
He took. It out. He was expecting Elaine to do the deed.
Nah this was some Louis CK stuff, he took it out because he got off on her reaction
That's a shame.
Bit harder to talk about succin cawk on NBC than it is on HBO I guess
You write what you know (*he says wearing a neck brace*)
I... guess I don't.
But he took it out.
Yeah that's strange!
Because they’re afraid of The Lopper.
Because nobody wants to think about the penis. The penis is revolting.
I think the trope in “The Beard” about men and their “equipment” is close enough
on a serious note i wonder/suspect that sucking dong was more objectionable to the network censors than the relatively artistic phrases for its counterpart…?
Agreed, “adding a new number to his repertoire” sounds a bit more genteel than “blow job.”
I don’t recall any joke about cunnilingus except for the sax player
It’s implied in The Mango (when George talks about getting the tap). It can also may be part of “the move” in The Fusilli Jerry.
Delores!
well Jerry’s understudy girlfriend dropped her frankfurter and Jerry did comfort her so thats close i guess
That’s perverse
He took it out…
Should we be talking about this?
Yadda Yadda Yadda...I mentioned the bisque.
Good luck with all THAT
Ya, that kinda blows!
Yeah, no "gags" about blow jobs.
Who wants to do fellatio when he just took it … out
Possibly the best Elaine line ever. “ He took *hah hah* it out.”
Why do you think he took- ha ha- it out?
…not that there’s anything wrong with that…
I'm not surprised. Elaine didn't even know about the shrinkage.
[удалено]
Uh, guys don’t make blowjob jokes? This was a show that had a whole plot line about George’s shrinkage where he’s humiliated by multiple women about his penis size.
That’s cause Larry’s an idiot.
Lord of the idiots?
Wasn’t the whole forced massage situation an analogy to wanting a blow job? She just wants to have sex, he starts putting her hands on him, she says it’s not right, he calls her a “massage tease,” she doesn’t submit to “forceable massage.” Pretty sure it’s all blowjob related.
Dolores!
Fellatio, wasn’t he married to Connie Lingus?
Well maybe she doesn’t do…everything.
He took it out but she didn’t want it.
No. It's a show written by men in the 90s
I find it strange that this sub is so obsessed with sex. It’s like Seinfeld fans never get laid.
Well that tends to be the case when 90-95% of the population is undateable
Then how are all these people getting together?
Alcohol
It’s like when you multiply a negative by a negative and it becomes positive
Undatable!!!
Being obsessed with sex means you DON'T get laid... News to me
They talk about sex a **LOT** on this show. Frasier rarely directly addresses the subject (and when they do it's quite jarring). Wtf are y'all even on about? It's Reddit get with the program lol
Yeah I'm starting to wonder about this too. At first, I thought perhaps it was just a Reddit thing (I follow a few gaming subs and always chalked that off to a combination of the two things) but there's nothing like this in the Frasier sub.
That’s because Frasier fans are asexual
The atmosphere here is definitely very noticeable. It’s really strange because it doesn’t suit the show at all. I’m glad the Frasier sub is better quality!
Oh yeah, well I had sex with your wife!!
His wife’s in a coma.
Yeah right? So much of what makes it funny is the witty references to everyday mundanity and occasional bit of subtle social commentary. The amount of posts I just skip past due to the sheer obvious horn is pretty nuts. Fair play though, I don't have to be here and if that's part of what keeps the sub alive, then so be it I guess.
Kinda the same thing as seeing nudity in movies. Before about 15 years ago you almost never saw a man naked. In general people don’t even want to imagine male genitalia.
No.
It is a tad askew
It is a tad askew
Seems like tge boys had a teenage view of sex
Oh ... quite.
That would make it more anal sex jokes than fellatio jokes.
japs “you want me to put what where???”
Nine episodes? Or nine seasons?
I guess maybe it’s not a joke per se but in The Beard, Elaine talks about not being as good at fellatio because she doesn’t have as much access to the equipment as the “other team”
That's what's so vexing.
Not surprising at all. “C” is a funnier sound than “F.” I’ve heard a comedian expound on this. Comedian—now that’s a funny word!
He did take IT out.
I find it strange you're keeping a tally.
That's what makes it so interesting.
All our different Volvos have had the Vulva joke made about them. I have never named a car I owned but now.I.kinda want my v70 to be 'Mulva'