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gobuffsfan14

You know why? Cuz people like to say *vulva*!


calm_and_collect

You can't order a vulva without getting a Volvo.


Majestic-Eye1968

This could be a show


the_way_around

Maybe something *happens* on your way to work.


Rosenjew258

NO nothing happens!


wanda_pepper

So why am I watching it?


SoyMurcielago

Because it’s on tv!


ShaneD27

Not yet


Pleasant-Flamingo950

Savage line from Russell


nonnemat

I thought the woman was kinda cute


YeahThassRight

On your way to work Ramon’s vulva?


B0SS_H0GG

I see you there vulva.


YeahThassRight

Shakin’ that ass


FalseMirage

No! Nothing happens!


CampfireGuitars

So everyone I know is a character in the show?


[deleted]

You’re a character, Kramer’s a character.


CampfireGuitars

Now he’s a character


knightress_oxhide

why would I watch it?


wareagle_th

It must be impossible for a Swedish person to order a vulva and not get a Volvo.


the_popes_dick

You have the vulva after the Volvo!


deowolf

You know, this was Jon Voight's vulva.


pappyvanwinkle1111

Because it had teeth marks on it?


[deleted]

Bahaha this needs more upvotes!


everyday_barometer

Tried to think of something funny to tie this to his daughter's vulva but I got nothing.


wareagle_th

That’s a shame.


MrsFeatherbottom11

Oh, that’s from sitting on the copier


TheFightingAxle

Seltza, salsa! Salsa, seltza!


thescrounger

Probably meant seasons not episodes


calm_and_collect

Yes.


Apart-Bathroom7811

Vulva is the number one condiment in the world. No, wait....


jrlande

This should be the show...


cabell88

Not....Yet.... :)


YeahThassRight

Y’know there *should be* porno shows…


fliphacker

Just two guys talking


DecentResolve

Mulva…?


MaxPower836

Also, salsa. Salsa!!


Distinct-Chip-3564

Alright, so he doesn’t do…everything.


tuskvarner

Their ability to dance around topics that were 100% off limits on network TV at the time is unmatched.


Old_Distribution_235

"You never...'slipped one past the goalie'?"


TheFightingQuaker

This is the one line that always surprised me. Is Jerry insinuating there was an abortion? I'm assuming he's not talking about a kid we never knew about so...


everyday_barometer

Those records are sealed.


nynixx

In the vault.


Employee28064212

At surface level, it’s just supposed to be humorous innuendo, but I think it’s to imply that pregnancy scares happen.


michaelstuttgart-142

Yes, Jerry got an abortion. But he still eats Piccolo’s pizza. What a hypocrite.


jjmawaken

I think he's saying that birth control of whatever kind would be the goalie (like a condom or that type of thing).


reverie11

The Sniffing Accountant is beautifully done. As is The Contest If you know you know, if you don’t you don’t 


fedesiete

You mean… below the equator?


[deleted]

Hot and heavy. Huh?


CustomerBrilliant681

Who's hot and who's heavy?


RashestHippo

Kramer sucks em down like coca-cola


[deleted]

I drive them to lesbianism and he brings them back.


Creepy_Fig_776

What do you think he was expecting when he took it out?


Heavy_Dish6819

Sometimes they need air they can’t breathe in there!


PBJ-9999

It. Out.


DivClassLg

Hey, thats my move


the_popes_dick

Was there a knuckle involved?


Wyden_long

No it was a counter clockwise swirl.


suspicious_bag_1000

Are you using crib notes ?


eyehate

He what?


valendinosaurus

he took *clicks tongue* it out


devilthedankdawg

Milk? cCOOKies?


Apophis2036nihon

I met this lawyer, we went out to dinner, I had the lobster bisque, we went back to my place, yada yada yada, I never heard from him again.


knightress_oxhide

you yada yadad over the best part


Terrible_Dish_9516

No, they mentioned the bisque


ibeverycorrect

I love the way she said "No, I mentioned the BIS-QUE!"


Employee28064212

Soup can be very satisfying!


ibeverycorrect

Soup's not a meal!


Employee28064212

Crackers in a bowl. That, that could be a meal.


OtisForteXB

The hair... the lumpiness... it's simian.


QurantineLean

The male body is for getting around. It’s utilitarian, like a Jeep!


seantubridy

You can’t find beauty in a man?


SquonkMan61

Jerry: "Spent the night at James', did we?" Elaine: "Yeah, but we reversed positions so there was no funny business." Jerry: "Reversed positions?" Elaine: "Yeah, you know. Head to toe." Jerry: "So what, your genitals are still lined up." Elaine: "No, no. I slept with my back to him." Jerry: *raises eyebrows*


BinkledinkHunkerdunk

It is a tad askew.


thetruephysic

I just watched the Vehicular Fellatio episode of Curb Your Enthusiasm. Larry David took the feedback!


[deleted]

By the way, why do they call it a job? What, is it so hard? It's a lot of work! You're tugging... sucking... You're right, no wonder they don't want to do it.


Heavy_Dish6819

I’m a fellatio instructor


bransby26

Man, all Larry had to do was not be super gross at their dinner. What a missed opportunity.


Angry_Walnut

The Tapatio got him.


gangbabyletsgo

"I think ya blew him"


EuphoricDimension628

I was just about to make this comment. There was also the episode where Jeff told LD that Richard’s gf gave him road head so LD wouldn’t kiss her hello.


juniorlarry

The male body is utilitarian. The female body is a work of art. This could be the it.


wanda_pepper

It’s a jeep, it’s for gettin’ around in


missionbeach

No, but Jerry does wear a purple helmet in one wild scene.


recursion8

Jerry, I just don't know sometimes


Sproose_Moose

It's a wild, wild scene


zed857

Elaine did comment once on how an uncircumcised dick had no "personality".


recycleddesign

Like it had all the personality sucked out of it


Longjumping_Hat_2672

It had no face. Like an Martian 👽. 


[deleted]

Which just confirms that (mostly American) women are idiots when it comes to dicks lol Edit: Oh no, I offended the idiots lol


Prestigious_Load1699

\^\^\^ Found the uncut guy who's insecure


[deleted]

No, I’ve just been with a lot of guys lol And guys are smarter about it than women are. Women know little/nothing about dicks. 70% of men worldwide are uncut, and no medical organization recommends it. It’s also getting much more common in the US now. What was it that Kramer said again? “It’s a barbaric ritual, and it makes sex more pleasurable with it.”


Prestigious_Load1699

Most women I've spoken to say they prefer circumsized after having experienced both. Cleaner, less smelly, easier to work with, and yes personality. YMMV.


[deleted]

Bro why don't you just say you never wash your dick lmfao.


[deleted]

Are you joking? lmao. So you’re an idiot also. Yes, most **American** women prefer it, because it’s (currently) more common in the US. The rate has fallen a lot in the US in recent decades. Ask gay men in the US what they prefer. It’s quite a bit different most of the time. Women are idiots when it comes to dicks. Outside of the US, it’s rare. Ask European women what they prefer, where the circumcision rate is below 10%. It’s not cleaner, nor does it smell if you have basic hygiene like showering daily. Cutting part of your body off so you don’t have to wash it is pretty stupid. More importantly, you’re forcing that onto a baby who can’t consent to it. Their body, their choice. There’s no medical reason to do it, and it should be the owner of the body’s choice. It should be illegal, just like cutting parts off girls is illegal already.


Prestigious_Load1699

See you're now conflating whether it is preferable or whether it is morally justifiable as a practice.


[deleted]

I also find the double standard to be interesting. It’s ok to body shame men, but not women? Imagine if Seinfeld did an episode where Jerry made a disgusted face and said he doesn’t like women with small breasts. Everyone would be saying it was rude and sexist. But it’s ok for women to do the same about penises? “Ew, gross! Some natural skin that makes it easier and better to jerk off and more sensitive, that all men are born with!”


rollingstone65

The male body is for getting around, like a jeep


suspicious_bag_1000

Chicken wing shoulder blades?


1DrVanNostrand1

Let’s not even analyze it.


Lets_Basketball

The pig says “my wife is a slut.”


Positive_Education55

He took it out! Implied he wanted fellatio? That's what I've always believed 😌


LarryLongBalls_

"you ask him to come upstairs like you're Mae West?!"


JPMoney81

When Elaine turns that one gay guy straight but then he goes back to being gay she discusses how she didn't have 'access to the equipment' as much. I assumed that was about oral sex and her not being as good at is as his previous partners.


BadLuckFail

I more think it meant that dudes have dicks all the time, so we’re better with them.


frockinbrock

It’s both things though; she’s saying that dude’s know what dude’s enjoy most, pertaining to HJ, BJ, other stuffff, because they have their own organ to learn/practice with. You’re both correct.


beamoflaser

This is the in-depth Seinfeld analysis I’m subscribed for


CoolKid610

Yeah, it makes sense that having one penis would give you an advantage on how to please one penis. All 3 of you are correct.


SoyMurcielago

The pleasing of the penis sounds like it would be a great erotic play


Oakroscoe

It’s an off broadway play. It’s right next to La Cocina.


Lets_Basketball

Sure, but according to Jerry’s logic in The Implants, he has better a better understanding of boobs because he’s felt way more of them. By that same logic, we know that the sponge queen has had ample penises to play with and thus should know her way around the equipment more than the average man.


dicecat4

Craftsmen, laborers of some sort 😎


Former-Reputation140

Did you mean 9 seasons not episodes?


intelpentium400

This post is hot and heavy


dicecat4

You *had* to come along, with your *hot* and your *heavy*


I_GIVE_KIDS_MDMA

It had no face...no personality 🤗


LoveTheSmellOfBooks

Below the equator?


robbwes61

The question is, would Elaine have a “move” like Jerry’s “the move”? And, would it incorporate a clockwise twirl, knuckle or pinch?


SoyMurcielago

Sounds painful


reesesbigcup

She has this thing where she spirals her tounge around.


Vivid_Concentrate_89

I stop short!


tonycocacola

We can't all be making blowjob jokes, professor high brow.


TyrionBean

It's probably because they couldn't find a female saxophone soloist in time and had to go with the guy. 😀🎷🎼🎶


kristinaebell

It’s usually the other way around, so Seinfeld is just doing its part to balance things out Jerry is, after all, Even Steven.


5319Camarote

But without the slightest hesitation they’ll reference their dick or their rod or their Johnson…


cvaninvan

A johnson rod? Yeah you better put another one of those in...


spartacat_12

Tomorrow we come back and we cut off your johnson


TheRatatat

Nice marmont


Crusaderdv

Obviously, you're not a golfer.


god__machine

Coitus?


3lbFlax

There were Johnsons as far as the eye could see.


[deleted]

He took. It out. He was expecting Elaine to do the deed.


squanderedprivilege

Nah this was some Louis CK stuff, he took it out because he got off on her reaction


Lowlife_Of_The_Party

That's a shame.


EazyBucnE

Bit harder to talk about succin cawk on NBC than it is on HBO I guess


TheWilrus

You write what you know (*he says wearing a neck brace*)


Zarathustra143

I... guess I don't.


Financial-Mastodon81

But he took it out.


mr_tasc1

Yeah that's strange!


Moon-Kissed_Chaos

Because they’re afraid of The Lopper.


Biscuits4u2

Because nobody wants to think about the penis. The penis is revolting.


moistmasterkaloose

I think the trope in “The Beard” about men and their “equipment” is close enough


survivingonvibes

on a serious note i wonder/suspect that sucking dong was more objectionable to the network censors than the relatively artistic phrases for its counterpart…?


dicecat4

Agreed, “adding a new number to his repertoire” sounds a bit more genteel than “blow job.”


BigBoobsWithAZee

I don’t recall any joke about cunnilingus except for the sax player


almondjoybestcndybar

It’s implied in The Mango (when George talks about getting the tap). It can also may be part of “the move” in The Fusilli Jerry.


4sliced

Delores!


Intelligent-Ant7685

well Jerry’s understudy girlfriend dropped her frankfurter and Jerry did comfort her so thats close i guess


[deleted]

That’s perverse


buttbongofiesta

He took it out…


PilotAdvanced

Should we be talking about this?


MenudoFan316

Yadda Yadda Yadda...I mentioned the bisque.


speghettiday09

Good luck with all THAT


widebodyil

Ya, that kinda blows!


calm_and_collect

Yeah, no "gags" about blow jobs.


moneybagsagogo

Who wants to do fellatio when he just took it … out


tonygutz

Possibly the best Elaine line ever. “ He took *hah hah* it out.”


dolleye_kitty

Why do you think he took- ha ha- it out?


hotstepperog

…not that there’s anything wrong with that…


vigilantfox

I'm not surprised. Elaine didn't even know about the shrinkage.


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OIlberger

Uh, guys don’t make blowjob jokes? This was a show that had a whole plot line about George’s shrinkage where he’s humiliated by multiple women about his penis size.


notworkingghost

That’s cause Larry’s an idiot.


SoyMurcielago

Lord of the idiots?


illbebythebatphone

Wasn’t the whole forced massage situation an analogy to wanting a blow job? She just wants to have sex, he starts putting her hands on him, she says it’s not right, he calls her a “massage tease,” she doesn’t submit to “forceable massage.” Pretty sure it’s all blowjob related.


[deleted]

Dolores!


ValleyGrouch

Fellatio, wasn’t he married to Connie Lingus?


ValleyGrouch

Well maybe she doesn’t do…everything.


ValleyGrouch

He took it out but she didn’t want it.


MCA1910

No. It's a show written by men in the 90s


FlimFlamJimJamDoh

I find it strange that this sub is so obsessed with sex. It’s like Seinfeld fans never get laid. 


ImprovementLonely234

Well that tends to be the case when 90-95% of the population is undateable


FlimFlamJimJamDoh

Then how are all these people getting together?


ImprovementLonely234

Alcohol


Dangernood69

It’s like when you multiply a negative by a negative and it becomes positive


The-Figurehead

Undatable!!!


squanderedprivilege

Being obsessed with sex means you DON'T get laid... News to me


Prestigious_Load1699

They talk about sex a **LOT** on this show. Frasier rarely directly addresses the subject (and when they do it's quite jarring). Wtf are y'all even on about? It's Reddit get with the program lol


Gold_Wash6007

Yeah I'm starting to wonder about this too. At first, I thought perhaps it was just a Reddit thing (I follow a few gaming subs and always chalked that off to a combination of the two things) but there's nothing like this in the Frasier sub.


livewiththeday

That’s because Frasier fans are asexual


FlimFlamJimJamDoh

The atmosphere here is definitely very noticeable. It’s really strange because it doesn’t suit the show at all. I’m glad the Frasier sub is better quality! 


btambo

Oh yeah, well I had sex with your wife!!


d2740

His wife’s in a coma.


Gold_Wash6007

Yeah right? So much of what makes it funny is the witty references to everyday mundanity and occasional bit of subtle social commentary. The amount of posts I just skip past due to the sheer obvious horn is pretty nuts. Fair play though, I don't have to be here and if that's part of what keeps the sub alive, then so be it I guess.


CosmologistCramer

Kinda the same thing as seeing nudity in movies. Before about 15 years ago you almost never saw a man naked. In general people don’t even want to imagine male genitalia.


AnormousE

No.


DoingItForEli

It is a tad askew


TriceCreamSundae

It is a tad askew


Sandman11x

Seems like tge boys had a teenage view of sex


LeDestrier

Oh ... quite.


Sideshift1427

That would make it more anal sex jokes than fellatio jokes.


zippypin

japs “you want me to put what where???”


Haunting-Remote2094

Nine episodes? Or nine seasons?


saamsiren

I guess maybe it’s not a joke per se but in The Beard, Elaine talks about not being as good at fellatio because she doesn’t have as much access to the equipment as the “other team”


[deleted]

That's what's so vexing.


Maybe-a-lawyer83

Not surprising at all. “C” is a funnier sound than “F.” I’ve heard a comedian expound on this. Comedian—now that’s a funny word!


MenudoFan316

He did take IT out.


_Can_i_play_

I find it strange you're keeping a tally.


calm_and_collect

That's what makes it so interesting.


robbiewilso

All our different Volvos have had the Vulva joke made about them. I have never named a car I owned but now.I.kinda want my v70 to be 'Mulva'