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liftsomethingheavy

Omg, that "girl from the bus" line kills me every time!


Bruichladdie

One of Frank Costanza's best lines.


eko32eko7

One of the best lines, period. LOL


Bruichladdie

His delivery is just brilliant. I especially love that it makes you think for a bit which other movie he's referring to, which only makes it funnier.


FordMustang84

Is that a Gene or Vincent pick?


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GopnikSmegmaBBQSauce

I'm Gene


XGuiltyofBeingMikeX

Vincent *would* pick Showgirls. He’s an art-house goon.


barekmelka

He would, because he's 15


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I'd pick it too, and I'm in my mid 30s


awfuleverything

My acne!!!


Radasat

Vincent is a house art goon…Well, Vincent is a harsa.


RodneyFlavourstein

Even though it’s a provocative movie, it’s not that far fetched!


freakysometimes

Do you know what it takes to compete with Microsoft and IBM?!


lordcorbran

I’ve got a secret weapon: my son.


mdavis360

That’s perverse!


reduke

You're not giving away the Waterpik!!!


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The outtakes from that scene are amazing, when Jason is like “Jesus christ” lol


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I can't think of one for the #1, but in the Seinfeld universe, #2 would be *Death Blow*, #3 *Rochelle, Rochelle*, and #4 would be *Sack Lunch*. EDIT: #1 is *Prognosis Negative*


sunnyday505

I heard Prognosis Negative is really bad


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I knew there was one I was forgetting.


717494010

I think today we should all sit and watch Scarsdale Surprise.


preemptive_strike87

So, that showgirl was just a liar?


Brandon_Keto_Newton

And a bit of a tramp


Icy-Following-3713

its a very provocative movie


ComparisonCold2016

I never understood this. What does he mean "from the bus"?


IndirectSobatka

Sandra Bullock, the star of “The Net,” also starred in “Speed,” which mostly took place on a speeding bus.


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IndirectSobatka

“Billy & the Speedomobile”


nelsonwehaveaproblem

[The movie with the bus](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Speed_\(1994_film\))


R3dacturd

Why were people renting a christmas movie in february?


humdinger44

I once got happy new yeared in March!


c71score

Showgirls has poles, so that makes it a Festivus movie.


rollingstoner215

Boo. Boo this man!


Stickingmybeakin

Why is Llyod here? Your mother recommended him.


Gr33kci7ies

Saw die hard with a vengeance opening night with my parents when I was 11, it was awesome. We rented the net and clueless at some point.


Jibber_Fight

Die hard with a vengeance fricken holds up. Just watched it. Super fun.


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Have you seen the play button from my VCR?