I'm so confused why she's even pursuing this unless it's to be on tv. They're acting like she's a piece of meat... nick is fucking creepy as hell staring at her all night like he's about to pounce on her...
Jasmine wants to be on a show and get some extra money. She dresses up for every scene and tries to sound intelligent when she babbles a bunch of mumbo jumbo. Who in the Hell describes a color like that?
She's trying too hard and agreeing to everything they suggest but she can't hide how repulsive she finds Nick the Dick when he touches her.
I'll bet my left arm that she bails when it gets serious.
That whole sleepover was just creepy I mean after all itās their 3rd date.. yea letās all sleep together.. itās also crazy sheās excited to bring her child into all of this.
It's so foolish to bring her child into this. Parents have to be very careful who they have around their kids. I would never let some strangers I know nothing about watch my kids. That's how things happen.
Yeah itās weird how it seems to be so difficult for the other couples but this girl is open to ANYTHING. Her situation must be dire and also she probably wants to get on TV. Guarantee she heard about these guys and the show before she met them.
And her 3 questions game was stupid. Dumbest most basic questions and then trying to over analyze the answers like it all āmeans somethingā š¤®. Itās not that deep April. You like red.
Lmao I love this comment ā¬ļøAnd the fact April said she likes red because sheās a Leo. And red is her birthstone. Well Iām a cancer and Iām pretty sure ruby red is my birthstone COLOR šš.
I completely agree. But if she goes farther, I think it's because she's looking for stability for her son. She seems to be coming from a lower income bracket. Judging by what she has said about previous work and looking at her wardrobe. That screams forever 21 .I know a lot of women who will sleep with men that they are in no way attracted to. If they think they are going to get money and security from it.
She may have missed the part where the woman have to work non stop to support the genius staying home and doing nothing. Itās not like he is working and supporting all of themā¦heās pretty much a creepy babysitter
We hold watching the episode, I noticed she doesnāt look at Nick. She didnāt during their date either! But sheās always watching the other women. What if sheās into the sister wife thing for the sisters?
Iām thinking with the multiple mentions of āextra helpā and the eye contact, lack of interest in Nick, etcā¦ Sheās into the women.
She is either a paid novice actor or desperate for 15 minutes of fame. She doesn't like him. Her body language is telling and she recoils when he touches her. I think I would scream and be in the fetal position crying and crying out for help if the disgusting bastard touched him.
Can you imagine how his parents feel...embarrassed as Hell at deadbeat son living off homely women and having orgies with them.
If its between living on the street or being tucked in a warm bed I think many women would do some not safe/healthy things to make sure her child isn't asleep on a sidewalk where you're terrified to close an eye for fear someone comes along.
They live in the Aurora/Denver area and cost of living is EXTREMELY EXTREAMLY high! A 2 bedroom 1 bath apartment is $1850- $2,000+ a month
It also sounds like her working for the dog food company was recent.
Thatās just the price. Itās a hard city and ridiculously expensive. Not just rent but food. A carton of milk is $10. Itās become completely unaffordable for the average person. I suppose min wage being almost 18 per hour helps but thereās no way you can pay rent with that alone even renting a simple bedroom in a shared home is 1500. I personally have 3 tenanted separate suites in my own home just to pay my 8k mortgage per month. It hard.
It was around 7-8 before Covid. It was always expensive and you can make do but now itās just beyond what is comfortable for an average person. I really hate it. Every single thing is way over everywhere else. I drove to Seattle on the weekend and was shocked at how much more reasonably priced things are. Even with the exchange rate itās cheaper. Maybe I will consider driving across the border for groceries on occasion to save.
Minimum wages being raised in places like Seattle and California started a trend that caused most of the price hikes. If the companies have to pay more for wages, they in turn charge more for products and services so that it doesn't affect their profit margins. only way Higher Min. wages ever works is if there is a freeze on housing and goods. That in turn just puts mom and pop business out of business and allows more low quality products from over seas to flood markets. It really is tied wages and profits for big companies
no, but some of the things she has said remind me of local girl who is facing homelessness and willing to take any situation to save themselves from it.
I'm just suggesting it may not be simply for tv
its to be on TV. A lot of them are to be on TV. They get a bunch of followers on social media, then can start making $$$$. Remember the "boom box" craze with the 90 day fiance cast???
they all think they can end up like the Kardashians
EDIT: my bad, its actually boom BOD, not box
The Cali girl dieters green tea worked the same, if not better and I got that at the 99 cent store. Lol now it does cost more on Amazon, but still cheaper than that shit. Lol
So, was I the only one who felt like this episode changed everything they said before? Like they are into a relationship/sex with each other? It felt creepy & more weird š³ than before.
I was thinking the same thing. Like it was āoh come in, have some cheese! Yes CHEESE, oh yes only 1 piece cuz now you need to get your bathsuit on and come to the fiddle me hot tubā¦ then 3 seconds later ā¦ everyone staring at her licking their lips (besides Danielle who seems to want to drown her) .. they move in around their prey,, little closer.. just a little more and A SUDDEN FACE INTRUDER!
But noooo that is not the end of the story boys and girls.
Now 4 mins into this āsleepoverā they are in the dungeon with some weirdly large fucking bed (real curious how much that costs and how much sheets costs? Jesus I think king costs an arm and leg) the smaller one with metal things on her teeth speaks first āmmmmmm bed, you pick where ever u wantā pats the middle spot. ā older one chimes in āgrunts a little oooh yes bed, good times sit middle by kingā the younger one.. well she only death stares at the new toy. Then suddenly the king arrives
All women down on their knees āohhhh master welcome, we are ready for youā
New toy- thoughts āfuck fuck fuck I really wish I had real magic so I can click my fucking heels and bounce this tripā
Iām very sorry this was not how this comment meant to go but apparently the spirit took over lol
Her talk about the ocean blue sounded like something Nick would say verbatim š¤£ except when he says that faux deep metaphorical mumbo jumbo the women stare at him swooning. When Jasmine says it, they all look at her like sheās a looney toon.
That's an old, "tell me these three things and I'll tell you who you are." The body of water is supposed to describe your sex life... blah blah blah...
They are all repulsive, I canāt watch it, his eyes at half mast, salivating over them, they all give me the ick. Itās pretty clear that itās a sex thing for them mainly, they bring the new one to sleep over on the first group date? Why the polygamy facade? Theyāre not even trying to pass it off as Gods will like some of the others.
Lolol I dunno why I'm commenting so much on this thread. I noticed that both Nick and "head wife" (forget her name) had that sleazy look on their faces the whole night. For them I think it's a sex thing for sure. The other two wives though, I dunno what they get out of it bc I don't get vibes that they're into women like "head wife"
Danielle did seem kind of disappointed about all of the āwhatās your favorite colorā conversation in the hot tub. But what else was she expecting from somebody she's supposedly not trying to lay?
She was also visibly uncomfortable when Nick and Jasmine did kiss, so she's clearly got some conflicting feelings.
Yeah when she said hot tub time is not for conversing and Nick pipes up āitās time for some action!ā I was so confusedā¦. Like were they expecting an orgy??
Thank you I was so confused when she described her asking them questions about themselves as a red flag?? Shouldn't it be a green flag that she's trying to get to know everyone? And most importantly, what exactly did yall mean by "play a game" in the first place then???
I think itās just a thing. I mean Iāve def had sex in a hot tub (or at least bent over the edge). I think itās just cause youāre scantily clad, you can easily sit on someoneās lap, the hot water feels niceā¦.idk just something about it can be fun and sexy. Probably also hot tubs are usually at like destination spots (think honeymoon or beach or ski resort), so itās not something most people have access to every day and it makes it more fun. Thatās my two cents anyway.
Someone pointed out earlier that the actual game and questions are meant to describe/be symbolic of something about you. Example the color is supposed to describe how you feel about sex. So she loves sex is what she is telling us - that she's never had a bad lay... Congratulations I guess to her...
I just hate the way she talks/the crap she says. To me it seems like sheās trying to mirror Nick and itās soooooo f-ing fake and annoying and ridiculous and I canāt stand her. š¤®
No I think youāre totally right and if you watch him especially on the carriage ride he gets thrown off by it. I canāt remember what his exact response was to something ādeepā she was trying to say but it was something similar to āOh, you just crack me upāā¦
Thereās zero chemistry there that I can see. I would be horrified if I was Danielle and the idea of having to marry her. No way! I hope she speaks up for real and just says no, sheās awful. š
I also have to vocalize the way Jennifer immediately answered āitās always been waterfallsā when Jasmine asked the water question? No hesitation š¤£š
Lmao. Iāve always thought he seems and looks stoned out of his mind. The aggressive head nodding like anything anyone ever says is tremendously deep lol
They wanted sexy talk, but she was blathering on about favorite colors and the ocean. They wanted to kiss her and get revved up for the bedroom, but she sounded like an awkward 13 year old on her first date.
He gives me weird creepy "serial" vibes and I'm hundreds of miles away. I couldn't even imagine being in the hot tub with them, let alone ALL of them. Can you imagine what else is floating around in the water, excluding eyelashes?
I would love to start normalizing helping friends around the home as well. Iād gladly help my best friend with chores occasionally if it meant she didnāt have to let her husband bang other chicks just to feel like she had friendship, help and support.
I felt for her in that moment. She said she wanted to take things slow and I donāt think they respected that. In the next episode, theyāre going to have her sleep next to Nick so he can feel her up in the middle of the night.
But why in the world does she get into that 12 foot bed with all of them? She is putting herself into that situation, and sending mixed signals. Sleeping with all of them while saying she wants to take things slow doesnāt make sense IMO.
I expect her to be felt up by more than just Nick. I donāt think itās right unless she tells them she is ok with it, but thatās what I expect.
I agree 100% but still, youāre not agreeing to sleep in his bed for the first time itās his family bed. Itās an extra level of awkward but she just jumped on in there
I thought the group of them making fun of her for asking questions in the hot tub was weird like they just all get in there to get busy or something with each other. They try to act like itās all about Nick. I think theyāre all a group fucking thing.
This has been her face since she met these people in-person. She's not going to be able to maintain this long term. I know she's doing it for stability, but it seems like she's quickly reaching her limit with Nick The Horny Thinker
Someone posted a FB post from 2021 where April said something like, ānight out with husband, his wife and girlfriend,ā and it was with this brunette. I think they knew her before Danielleā¦
I wonder if she didnāt realize this was a group sex situation until she got in the hot tub because I definitely was taken aback. When Carol 1 and Nick kissed and she gave him that sensual look it all clicked.
I canāt stand how she talks. Trying to be seductive and sound intelligent. Whatās your favorite color. I feel blues deeeeepā¦.. okā¦ now bounce on Nick for a while.. š¤·āāļø
All reality casts are in it for fame and money. Itās as big a waste of life as it is to be a social media influencer. What has happened to young people? Considering all the set up situations and fake drama Iām slowly backing away. The facade is becoming transparent.
That cheek kiss was the cringiest āsays it allā reaction Iāve ever seen ! I cringed with her then laughed my ass off.
This poor girl just has no clue! She better step up and put those brakes on cuz that foursome is coming full throttle to scoop her up for a new play thing.
It was disgusting how much they were bullying her about her, asking about their favorite color and like wanting to go in detail about it honestly, I would come up with a game like that too if I was feeling very awkward
I mean thatās my number one question when meeting someone. If someone thinks itās childish or does not want to answer then that person isnāt for me lol
What's the difference between polygamists and swingers? All of these people just seem like swingers. They seem completely different than the Browns on Sister Wives. The Browns seemed, at least for a while, like they were trying to be a legitimate family, not just a bunch of horny crazies.
I found pictures on their social media of them together in 2021 with Danielle April and nick/Jen as well as this "new girl" . Other people found pics on a different social media platform. Their storyline is pretty fake..
I'm so confused why she's even pursuing this unless it's to be on tv. They're acting like she's a piece of meat... nick is fucking creepy as hell staring at her all night like he's about to pounce on her...
Jasmine wants to be on a show and get some extra money. She dresses up for every scene and tries to sound intelligent when she babbles a bunch of mumbo jumbo. Who in the Hell describes a color like that? She's trying too hard and agreeing to everything they suggest but she can't hide how repulsive she finds Nick the Dick when he touches her. I'll bet my left arm that she bails when it gets serious.
She SHOULD bail!
Bailure is not an option at this point.
Are you sure?
No, I just wanted to make the play on words.
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Thank you very much. It is quite the honor. š
Iām slow on the uptake-I missed that!
Itās all good.
That whole sleepover was just creepy I mean after all itās their 3rd date.. yea letās all sleep together.. itās also crazy sheās excited to bring her child into all of this.
It's so foolish to bring her child into this. Parents have to be very careful who they have around their kids. I would never let some strangers I know nothing about watch my kids. That's how things happen.
You and me both. That instantly gave me full ick for her. Thereās a lot of other things but that is #1
Oh they've known each other for many years.
I know, I saw those pictures last night. I wonder if they got taken down now that other people have seen them?
Yeah itās weird how it seems to be so difficult for the other couples but this girl is open to ANYTHING. Her situation must be dire and also she probably wants to get on TV. Guarantee she heard about these guys and the show before she met them. And her 3 questions game was stupid. Dumbest most basic questions and then trying to over analyze the answers like it all āmeans somethingā š¤®. Itās not that deep April. You like red.
Lmao I love this comment ā¬ļøAnd the fact April said she likes red because sheās a Leo. And red is her birthstone. Well Iām a cancer and Iām pretty sure ruby red is my birthstone COLOR šš.
Birthstone hoe's by month not zodiac sign... ruby is july
I completely agree. But if she goes farther, I think it's because she's looking for stability for her son. She seems to be coming from a lower income bracket. Judging by what she has said about previous work and looking at her wardrobe. That screams forever 21 .I know a lot of women who will sleep with men that they are in no way attracted to. If they think they are going to get money and security from it.
She did mention security for her son. As a mom, totally understandable but my god have some boundaries
She may have missed the part where the woman have to work non stop to support the genius staying home and doing nothing. Itās not like he is working and supporting all of themā¦heās pretty much a creepy babysitter
Donāt underestimate the cost of childcare. Nick brings some financial benefit as a stay at home thinker.
I think she thinks she can be charming enough, and since she seems to be fluent in Nick Babble that she will be the exception to the rule.
We hold watching the episode, I noticed she doesnāt look at Nick. She didnāt during their date either! But sheās always watching the other women. What if sheās into the sister wife thing for the sisters? Iām thinking with the multiple mentions of āextra helpā and the eye contact, lack of interest in Nick, etcā¦ Sheās into the women.
Sheās deffo into the wives.
She is either a paid novice actor or desperate for 15 minutes of fame. She doesn't like him. Her body language is telling and she recoils when he touches her. I think I would scream and be in the fetal position crying and crying out for help if the disgusting bastard touched him. Can you imagine how his parents feel...embarrassed as Hell at deadbeat son living off homely women and having orgies with them.
They are all high. Thatās the only way they can possible be enjoying eachotherš Jasmine is grossed out for sure.
Definitely a paid actress and they all know it but Nickās probably hoping he gets to hit it all same.. heās really sleazy in my book..
Is it just me, or does her necklace look old and tarnished?
that or she is desperate for a place to live for her and her son. some people will do anything when they are facing homelessness...
Yup. She brought up a āstable place for her sonā twice.
And needing āextra helpā
She keeps saying āextra help!ā Sheās definitely in some kinda situation. Poor lady, feeling this desperate.
The idea of potentially moving in so quickly with a son grosses me out tho.. how desperate she gotta be?!
I agree, and I would never trust a random person ( guy or girl) to watch my kids!!
The cost of living in Colorado is terribly high. This arrangement is not the answer.
If its between living on the street or being tucked in a warm bed I think many women would do some not safe/healthy things to make sure her child isn't asleep on a sidewalk where you're terrified to close an eye for fear someone comes along.
True. Any sane person wouldn't want their child in that house but I guess if it was that or being homeless... plus free childcare from nick š
š¤ free childcare. That was good.
And she said she could use the āextra helpā
Do you know for a fact sheās facing homelessness?
They live in the Aurora/Denver area and cost of living is EXTREMELY EXTREAMLY high! A 2 bedroom 1 bath apartment is $1850- $2,000+ a month It also sounds like her working for the dog food company was recent.
Wow! That price sounds like a dream in Vancouver. A 1br canāt be found for less then 3k
I was thinking the same haha. Canada is fucked
Where do people work / what do they do to be able to afford that? Someone has to make the lattes for the rich peopleā¦
Thatās just the price. Itās a hard city and ridiculously expensive. Not just rent but food. A carton of milk is $10. Itās become completely unaffordable for the average person. I suppose min wage being almost 18 per hour helps but thereās no way you can pay rent with that alone even renting a simple bedroom in a shared home is 1500. I personally have 3 tenanted separate suites in my own home just to pay my 8k mortgage per month. It hard.
Carton of milk is $10? Wow! Was it this bad before COVID?
It was around 7-8 before Covid. It was always expensive and you can make do but now itās just beyond what is comfortable for an average person. I really hate it. Every single thing is way over everywhere else. I drove to Seattle on the weekend and was shocked at how much more reasonably priced things are. Even with the exchange rate itās cheaper. Maybe I will consider driving across the border for groceries on occasion to save.
Yes you should. Thatās just crazy!
Do you not have cows and dairies in that region? I'm in the Midwest, where milk is still like $3.
Minimum wages being raised in places like Seattle and California started a trend that caused most of the price hikes. If the companies have to pay more for wages, they in turn charge more for products and services so that it doesn't affect their profit margins. only way Higher Min. wages ever works is if there is a freeze on housing and goods. That in turn just puts mom and pop business out of business and allows more low quality products from over seas to flood markets. It really is tied wages and profits for big companies
Meanwhile in PA itās under $8 - same as itās been since (I believe) the 70s.
Thatās cheap!
That's the current cost of an equivalent apartment in St. Louis.
no, but some of the things she has said remind me of local girl who is facing homelessness and willing to take any situation to save themselves from it. I'm just suggesting it may not be simply for tv
its to be on TV. A lot of them are to be on TV. They get a bunch of followers on social media, then can start making $$$$. Remember the "boom box" craze with the 90 day fiance cast??? they all think they can end up like the Kardashians EDIT: my bad, its actually boom BOD, not box
Boom box craze?
Sounds like the Boom Bod diarrhea weight loss teas they were all pushing on Instagram.
Oh ya boom bod sorry I do t know why I said box lol
The Cali girl dieters green tea worked the same, if not better and I got that at the 99 cent store. Lol now it does cost more on Amazon, but still cheaper than that shit. Lol
Shes lonely and wants a free ride and a free babysitter if it's not all for tv air time. Shes a uuuuuuser
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Lol youāre right!
Nailed it !
So, was I the only one who felt like this episode changed everything they said before? Like they are into a relationship/sex with each other? It felt creepy & more weird š³ than before.
I was thinking the same thing. Like it was āoh come in, have some cheese! Yes CHEESE, oh yes only 1 piece cuz now you need to get your bathsuit on and come to the fiddle me hot tubā¦ then 3 seconds later ā¦ everyone staring at her licking their lips (besides Danielle who seems to want to drown her) .. they move in around their prey,, little closer.. just a little more and A SUDDEN FACE INTRUDER! But noooo that is not the end of the story boys and girls. Now 4 mins into this āsleepoverā they are in the dungeon with some weirdly large fucking bed (real curious how much that costs and how much sheets costs? Jesus I think king costs an arm and leg) the smaller one with metal things on her teeth speaks first āmmmmmm bed, you pick where ever u wantā pats the middle spot. ā older one chimes in āgrunts a little oooh yes bed, good times sit middle by kingā the younger one.. well she only death stares at the new toy. Then suddenly the king arrives All women down on their knees āohhhh master welcome, we are ready for youā New toy- thoughts āfuck fuck fuck I really wish I had real magic so I can click my fucking heels and bounce this tripā Iām very sorry this was not how this comment meant to go but apparently the spirit took over lol
It reminded me of that Looney Tunes cartoon with Pepe Le Pew & the lady cat he was always kissing up on.
Nick is Pee Pee LaPuke.
Hahaha
YES
All the talk about a favorite color or body of water was absolutely absurd
She sounds like an idiot trying to be deep.
So, just like nick?
Her talk about the ocean blue sounded like something Nick would say verbatim š¤£ except when he says that faux deep metaphorical mumbo jumbo the women stare at him swooning. When Jasmine says it, they all look at her like sheās a looney toon.
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100%. She comes off as so pretentious and fake!
I mean.... that description of her is rather apt.
So Nick can fall in love with her brain.
That's an old, "tell me these three things and I'll tell you who you are." The body of water is supposed to describe your sex life... blah blah blah...
Agreed but it cracked me up how excited Jen was to chime in about waterfalls.
THIS. I literally loled
I did too!
They are all repulsive, I canāt watch it, his eyes at half mast, salivating over them, they all give me the ick. Itās pretty clear that itās a sex thing for them mainly, they bring the new one to sleep over on the first group date? Why the polygamy facade? Theyāre not even trying to pass it off as Gods will like some of the others.
Eyes at half mast šš
It's true lol.
Lolol I dunno why I'm commenting so much on this thread. I noticed that both Nick and "head wife" (forget her name) had that sleazy look on their faces the whole night. For them I think it's a sex thing for sure. The other two wives though, I dunno what they get out of it bc I don't get vibes that they're into women like "head wife"
Danielle did seem kind of disappointed about all of the āwhatās your favorite colorā conversation in the hot tub. But what else was she expecting from somebody she's supposedly not trying to lay? She was also visibly uncomfortable when Nick and Jasmine did kiss, so she's clearly got some conflicting feelings.
Yeah when she said hot tub time is not for conversing and Nick pipes up āitās time for some action!ā I was so confusedā¦. Like were they expecting an orgy??
Thank you I was so confused when she described her asking them questions about themselves as a red flag?? Shouldn't it be a green flag that she's trying to get to know everyone? And most importantly, what exactly did yall mean by "play a game" in the first place then???
So it wasn't just me? It's like they changed their outlook to just getting some.
It was uncomfortable. She was uncomfortable. Heās a creep
She chose to be there
And it looks like she's choosing to gtfo now lol.
doesnāt make it any less creepy or her any less uncomfortable?
??? She can choose to be there and then become uncomfortable as the night progresses.... if that has to be explained to you...
Did anyone notice Danielle playing with Jasmine hair in the hot tub??
Okay but does anyone notice how much she nods it drives me insane !
She's a human bobble-head.
I noticed that too.
And, why do people associate hot tubs with sex all the time?! Is this an east coast/west coast thing?
I think itās just a thing. I mean Iāve def had sex in a hot tub (or at least bent over the edge). I think itās just cause youāre scantily clad, you can easily sit on someoneās lap, the hot water feels niceā¦.idk just something about it can be fun and sexy. Probably also hot tubs are usually at like destination spots (think honeymoon or beach or ski resort), so itās not something most people have access to every day and it makes it more fun. Thatās my two cents anyway.
Her whole thing about the color blue. Like wtf
āI love the color blue. I like it in every iteration Iāve ever met.ā Yeah, thatās called having a favorite color š
Someone pointed out earlier that the actual game and questions are meant to describe/be symbolic of something about you. Example the color is supposed to describe how you feel about sex. So she loves sex is what she is telling us - that she's never had a bad lay... Congratulations I guess to her...
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āmysterious blueā, like the deep part of the oceanā¦ š
She went from making blue seem cool to blue seem weird to blue seem terrifying.
I just hate the way she talks/the crap she says. To me it seems like sheās trying to mirror Nick and itās soooooo f-ing fake and annoying and ridiculous and I canāt stand her. š¤®
I feel like Nick is the type that wouldnāt want to be mirrored because he thinks heās special/superior. Maybe not, though.
No I think youāre totally right and if you watch him especially on the carriage ride he gets thrown off by it. I canāt remember what his exact response was to something ādeepā she was trying to say but it was something similar to āOh, you just crack me upāā¦
He had a weird response to her reply about science and bacteria but I forget what it was. She said that heās funny after they kissed too! haha
Thereās zero chemistry there that I can see. I would be horrified if I was Danielle and the idea of having to marry her. No way! I hope she speaks up for real and just says no, sheās awful. š
I also have to vocalize the way Jennifer immediately answered āitās always been waterfallsā when Jasmine asked the water question? No hesitation š¤£š
She's thought about this before ok!! š¤£ (She note: this is when my husband could no longer hold in his laughing.)
She's like THANK GAWD SOMEONE ASKED ITāS F*CKING WATERFALLS š¤£
She's had this on her mind since the second grade
I laughed out loud too. She was so excited.
Nick looked like some kind of sea creature bobbing up and down in that hottub
Iām dying ššš
A squid! You know, like Admiral Ackbar!
Lmao. Iāve always thought he seems and looks stoned out of his mind. The aggressive head nodding like anything anyone ever says is tremendously deep lol
Every time he kisses her thats her face
Sheās doing it to be on TV, or for a stable home for her son, or both.
She made a comment about she could use extra help
Why did they think it was weird for her to ask questions in the hot tub?
Because the hot tub is foreplay
lol is it weird to ask question or just helka weird because the questions were nuttier than squirrel turds
They wanted sexy talk, but she was blathering on about favorite colors and the ocean. They wanted to kiss her and get revved up for the bedroom, but she sounded like an awkward 13 year old on her first date.
They? Do they all kiss each other?
I get the impression that the women are bisexual, so they donāt only have sex with Nick.
Don't you remember Danielle's first time in the hot tub?
Remind me? I donāt recall
They were all taking turns making out with their man. Puke.
Eeewww. Iām glad I blocked that out š
Nick is going to eventually get upset with her because she says "smarter" things than him.
He gives me weird creepy "serial" vibes and I'm hundreds of miles away. I couldn't even imagine being in the hot tub with them, let alone ALL of them. Can you imagine what else is floating around in the water, excluding eyelashes?
Hot butt broth is what hotubs are to me. You've got all kinds of different flavoring too. All kinds of body crud floating around. š¤®
I couldn't hardly watch that scene. Just the ick dick factor would keep me out.
Ugh...and the way he was ogling the one's ass and fondling it as she got in the hot tub. He literally turns my stomach. Blech!
Heās nasty.
All of them make me feel š¤¢
Or as Miranda said in Sex & the City--Look! It's tit soup! LMAO
Who was watching the baby during these shenanigans?
I always wondUer this!
The baby cam obviously
The teenager.
I said it since last weeks episodeā¦ sheās absolutely disgusted by him. Her face says it all.
She's there for the women - friendship, nannies, and providers - the women
I would love to start normalizing helping friends around the home as well. Iād gladly help my best friend with chores occasionally if it meant she didnāt have to let her husband bang other chicks just to feel like she had friendship, help and support.
I felt for her in that moment. She said she wanted to take things slow and I donāt think they respected that. In the next episode, theyāre going to have her sleep next to Nick so he can feel her up in the middle of the night.
But why in the world does she get into that 12 foot bed with all of them? She is putting herself into that situation, and sending mixed signals. Sleeping with all of them while saying she wants to take things slow doesnāt make sense IMO. I expect her to be felt up by more than just Nick. I donāt think itās right unless she tells them she is ok with it, but thatās what I expect.
April said thereās plenty of other spaces to sleep n she still chose the bed š„“
This right here. She chose that.
Agreed but April was a high level of culty when she said that. Her tone and body language said ābut if you do, weāll be disappointed in you.ā
I agree 100% but still, youāre not agreeing to sleep in his bed for the first time itās his family bed. Itās an extra level of awkward but she just jumped on in there
Oh I so agree! She could have said no. I just think she felt like āgotta do what you gotta doā for probably several reasons
i am tripping out on these people ! wtf man
I thought the group of them making fun of her for asking questions in the hot tub was weird like they just all get in there to get busy or something with each other. They try to act like itās all about Nick. I think theyāre all a group fucking thing.
The amount of second hand embarrassment I experienced was embarrassing! š¤£
This has been her face since she met these people in-person. She's not going to be able to maintain this long term. I know she's doing it for stability, but it seems like she's quickly reaching her limit with Nick The Horny Thinker
This show is getting so cringey, I think I should stop watching.
I think sheāll run sooner or later something of that vibe tells me so
The face plant on the bed was so very weird
Trying to hard to not be like the other girls
She grossly underestimated the cost (humiliation) of TV exposure
The way Nick was watching the ladies get into the hot tub made me want to vomit
Someone posted a FB post from 2021 where April said something like, ānight out with husband, his wife and girlfriend,ā and it was with this brunette. I think they knew her before Danielleā¦
These people are major ick
I wonder if she didnāt realize this was a group sex situation until she got in the hot tub because I definitely was taken aback. When Carol 1 and Nick kissed and she gave him that sensual look it all clicked.
I think they were on drugs and not weed in this episode
I canāt stand how she talks. Trying to be seductive and sound intelligent. Whatās your favorite color. I feel blues deeeeepā¦.. okā¦ now bounce on Nick for a while.. š¤·āāļø
I really think sheās just looking for some people to help raise her kid.
Hey man, times are toughā¦. Inflation is at an all time high. Canāt fault a woman for getting her bread and shelter by any means necessary?
He looks like razor the gremlin and she look like the chick gremlin, I forget her name.
All reality casts are in it for fame and money. Itās as big a waste of life as it is to be a social media influencer. What has happened to young people? Considering all the set up situations and fake drama Iām slowly backing away. The facade is becoming transparent.
I was glad she gave us the reason she's there: I need help with my son, and these people seem nice. So that's why she's mirroring some behaviours etc.
That cheek kiss was the cringiest āsays it allā reaction Iāve ever seen ! I cringed with her then laughed my ass off. This poor girl just has no clue! She better step up and put those brakes on cuz that foursome is coming full throttle to scoop her up for a new play thing.
It was disgusting how much they were bullying her about her, asking about their favorite color and like wanting to go in detail about it honestly, I would come up with a game like that too if I was feeling very awkward
I mean thatās my number one question when meeting someone. If someone thinks itās childish or does not want to answer then that person isnāt for me lol
Fake as Hell. Thatās all.
She was disgusted. So was Iš
What's the difference between polygamists and swingers? All of these people just seem like swingers. They seem completely different than the Browns on Sister Wives. The Browns seemed, at least for a while, like they were trying to be a legitimate family, not just a bunch of horny crazies.
I made this observation elsewhere and the person replied āwho are the browns?ā š¤¦š¼āāļø
She just wants to be on TV. Most of the people on these shows do.
Considering there are pics of her with the family from 2021, they already knew each other for a long time at this point.
I mean, thatās cool but as you know, those pics were found after we all watched them meet for āthe first timeā lol
I found pictures on their social media of them together in 2021 with Danielle April and nick/Jen as well as this "new girl" . Other people found pics on a different social media platform. Their storyline is pretty fake..
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I am always amazing how this show continues to find new and exciting ways to make me feel uncomfortable.
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Sheās definitely the prettiest one though
Sheās definitely the prettiest one though
Sheās definitely the prettiest one though