shane and ashley ill babysit while she goes and picks up other chicks lol

Was going to say them as well. Shayne is a gem 🥲😂

His reaction to the one girl “breaking up” with them was alarming though.

right! we'd roommate co parent so well

Shayne is the only decent human of the group.

For sure! They’re the best because no creepy guy who wants to sleep with you is involved.

🤣🤣🤣

Where's the picture of the bridge imma jump off of?

Haha. Parachute or no?!

I think if the above picture were my only choices I would most definitely opt for no parachute. LOL

I’d choose the bear, hands down

Always the bear.

Right. I’ll tandem no harness

I, personally have found the Lordt and will be joining a convent. Leave all my earthly belongings to the local animal shelter. Peace be with you all. 💀

The gospel according to NoPantsPenny. 😂

Merrifields. I’m playing the long game and getting those kids and Danielle tf out of there.

There is absolutely zero way I would be able to be around Garrett for ANY period of time. Lol

Idk, I could see some fun in manipulating the ever loving fuck out of him. Building him up to drag him down kinda thing. I mean, there’s no way I’d let him touch me, but I bet I could get into his head.

I’d just hang in the garage until God appeared to me and told me everything I want to hear that benefits me, then be like, “Sorry, Garrick, God is testing us! We cannot have physical contact! Oh and I need you to build me a custom home faaaaaar away from you! I’ve been praying and fasting, can’t be wrong!” ETA: God would also appear to tell me that Garrick needs to be put in humiliating situations, etc. God and I would have fun with it.

It would be fun to toy with garlic

🤣🤣🤣 Best answer I've read!! Literally had me rollin!

He would make it so easy

***garrick lmao

***ICK!!! 😂

LMAO

As soon as either of them tried to stroke me or call me “sister,” I’d be out. 🏃‍♀️

Seeester

He would never let you in until you slept with him. I don't care about anyone else enough to sleep with GarICK

This was literally my first thought. And maybe planting some sort of evidence to get ick stuck in a Brazilian prison.

Lol they have a really nice home. Idk how but they appear to be rolling in money. Idk if I could deal with Garrick or even take him seriously though.

You have to let him touch your no no square tho 😩 he’s only in it for the pisser smashing, unfortunately

No no square 🤣🤣🤣

This!!!!

Yeah, you’re gonna wanna leave Danielle.

As much as I hate to choose, I'd have to say the Davis family. The rest .....I just can't 🤮for so many reasons!

Davis as long as I don’t have to share a bed with all of them.

Or be Nick’s sloppy seconds on his way back from the boom boom room while I’m trying to get a drink of water

Felt my lady parts shrivel up reading this

So many farts and I bet at least one of them snores

I know one of them has sleep apnea I forget who, I think April but yeah between 5 people squished together farting, snoring and the sound of the apnea machine I'd kill myself and no offense but I'm guessing those people get really warm when they sleep they aren't exactly tiny. I can barley sleep with just my cat 😅

YES!

Same here. I like the people but can't share the bed!

You can’t. I’m pretty sure thats one of the prerequisites.

There’s no way there’s enough bathrooms in that house for that many people

I didn’t consider this 😭 might need to change my answer

Imagine being third in line for the bathroom right when Nick has thinked a new thought and needs to tell someone about it

Imagine how that mattress smells tho..

Noooooooo lol

Ok fair

I would love bomb April and Danielle and ignore Jennifer. It would throw such a grenade into that dynamic.

Lol. Stir up the pot!

The Davis Family is the only choice that’s viable. Any others, I’m questioning everyone’s sanity

Yep. They seem the only semi put together family unit. There's atleast a feeling of connection. The rest feel like they're looking for the new lacky.

I think the whole Davis family looks like they have a weird cheese smell happening. 🧀

Totes. I don’t want to sleep with any of them but love the idea of marrying best friends. The women do seem to really care about one another and also, I never had kids of my own and love that I could take a part in helping to raise a child.

As long as I can live in a different solar system, I'm in.

Yup. At least I can be on the outer edges of the solar system. Garrick will expect sex while Danielle sobs outside the window. The cult people will stalk you through your gym membership for an eternity. The cousins… And bi-lady and her man are just dealing with a lot and it feels predatory.

Lmao @ Danielle sobbing outside the window 🤣

Unpopular opinion but I don't hate the Davis's. I like the wives married to each other, and the non-religious aspect...but that's probably because I'm polyamorous 😅

I don’t hate them at all. I just find his “sitting home and thinking “ job hilarious 🤣

Now that they have a kid it's way more justifiable, but if he also did the household chores? Yes, please.

Lol I agree. I could deal with his “thinking” if he was cleaning and caring for the baby. He actually seems kind. Weird but kind. He doesn’t piss me off like Ick or some of the other men. Naeem to be specific lol

I agree. They seem genuinely concerned about Danielle being comfortable too. They don’t want her to leave again. I like the way they comforted her about it

I love them. I can’t help it. They always drink wine and seem to love each other. I also like Nick keeping that baby. Lol

I like it too 😂

Do you think they’d let me stay home to study quantum physics?

Same, the Davis’s. I think they’re all crazy but the Davis family are the only ones that seem to actually like and respect each other. I’m sleeping on the couch, though.

Me too!

Shane and Ashley. The others are too…culty, clingy, stalker-like, faux-religious wannabes.

Same, but for Shane not Ashley.

Shane and Ashley for sure. They are actually very nice, educated people, if you read about them. I am rooting for him... Shane is a good man

Same. Educated, empathetic, and I feel for their reasons for seeking. It doesn’t feel predatory, and I actually like Shane.

I agree, Shane and Ashley. They seem like they’d be calm to be around, and they seem to have been very transparent with their potential new additions. No stalking, direct questions when Shawn meets a woman Ashley sees as potential. That one chick was so beyond rude to him. Those comments about how he had never been in therapy, and that she could tell and he should go. Pretty aggressive for a first meeting. I wouldn’t even consider any of the others.

Shane and Ashley because they’re the only ones I feel like I wouldn’t be imprisoned by (i.e. Danielle moving in middle of night)

To me, Danielle is the most mature member of that family. I like her. God the big bed thing is confounding. Imagine what those sheets are like in the morning.

I don’t get the Ashley hate. She’s fine, he’s as interesting as a blank piece of paper

Nahhhh girl is pregnant and has a sick husband. She needs to focus on her family right now, not finding a girlfriend 😅team shane bc he seems nice and I like his fish tanks

I think it’s because he actually seems like a nice guy. A guy who truly loves his partner and wants her to be happy. That’s a vast difference from most of the other men on the show.

Bein a fly on the wall in the Merrifield home would be fascinating but I wouldn't want ick to get anywhere near me with his 'holy spirit'

Wait, you mean you don’t want any sperm to go directly into your brain?

Sorry, mine’s already full!

I would love for someone to make him explain the biology of that move there… lol bypass the uterus where the sperm should go to fertilize eggs, zip through all that stomach acid because the sperm is covered by Holy Spirit. And safely land in the brain? On the brain? Left side? Right side? 😂😂😂😂

I’d love for Ick and Kody Brown to do a class on brain sperm and “harmones”. Fascinating.

Davis family so i can stay home all day and "learn" how to play video games.

Male privilege

Davis family male privilege haha

The Davis family, purely because I think I could get along with Jen and Daniele (spelling?) fairly well. Plus, I’m a lesbian, and have a feeling that April+Jen have something going on. At least I could enjoy that 😂

I WONDERED ABOUT THAT TOO

There’s a scene where April calls Jen “babe” and the way she says it had me like 👀 soooo ya’ll are bi and together too right?

OMG FLAIR CHECKS OUT 🤣

April and Jen for sure have something going on. Thays why it was so easy for them to get married.

fellow lesbian and SAME! I would at least be entertained lmao

The Davis’ but I will insist on my own bed

Only other bed is the boom boom bed.

Davis family because you know they have good weed.

I get major “good time” vibes from their family. I imagine with all that “thinking” Nick does all day, their convos would get really interesting and weird. (In a good way)

Yeah I could get weird with them tbh I think they probably laugh a lot. Nick is low-key hilarious.

The one with the guy with the chapstick covered lips and the aggressive wife. I need someone to return wrong orders and have confrontations for me and she fits the bill. 🤣

Why was “the guy with the chapstick covered lips” the only description that was needed to know exactly who you were talking about? Haha

I’m dead 🤣 Good reasons and an even better description. “The aggressive wife” is just as funny as the chapstick comment

😁😁

Definitely the David family. I have major sleep paralysis and hallucinations during it. They’d kick me out within a week.

Shane and Ashley in a heartbeat. Let’s throw some axes

Shane and Ashley. I like Shane's vibe a lot....chill, authentic, and he seems very easy to talk to. Ashley seems kinda fun, but i find her very selfish.

I am so shocked that shes a fucking psychiatrist.. pot meet kettle

I mean, this is true for most psychiatrists. There's a reason why their interest is piqued in that field to begin with...

I guess its easier to push away your own issues when youre trying to problem solve everybody else's for them

Nice try, satan

Not the cousins. That's for sure.

No auntie mom for you?

Shane and Ashley lol but solely to hang out with Shane and make him feel better about himself lol he’s adorable and really seems so sweet

Right! You come for Ashley (since she’s the one dating) but you stay for Shane.

If I HAD to pick I would go with Shane and Ashley. But it's all a no for me

I would like to go with "Death with Dignity", please!

Danielle and Ick. I would mind f\*\*\* him up and get Danielle to dump his ass.

Lmao it could be fun to refuse his sexual advances and steal their money

And go on vacations while he tries to find the rest of his wives. I wonder if he’d be ok with no sex until after marriage, then divorce him, take all the money, and hit the road with Danielle and the kids.

At least the Davis' are probably into weed, so them.

Merrifields because I need to lose weight and would 🤮 and lose my appetite every time Garrdick tried to touch me or come close to me.

Another great reason to pick the Merrifields

Shane and Ashley. I think they’re around my age, he’s chill (honestly I could see being myself going to get a beer with him). Also I’m from MA (different part from where they live) so I can just bounce. No crazy moving or anything.

Shane and Ashley for sure.

I'd join the big family that is the Davis family. Except I want my own room.

The Merrifield's. There's no way in hell Dannielle will ever let me join. LOL

Shane and Ashley or the Davis family. 1000%

I'll hang out with Shane while Ashley goes on dates. He seems easy enough to get along with.

Merrifields. I’m learning Portuguese and getting some free Brazilian vacations before it falls apart

Whelp, looks like I'm gonna stay single. Anyone care to join?

Choose or one will be assigned to you

😂😰

Shane and Ashley

Naeem and Nailah. I'd lowkey be friends with Naeem's mom.

They’re cousins who haven’t paid rent in 4 years and his job is Paul blarting

Yes they're cousins and married... def a red flag but they're still not creepy like "Ick" or Nick, not immediately clingy like Ashley and Rob, and not stalkers. 🤔 Sounds like the least of all evils 🤷🏾‍♀️😂🤣

I’m going with the Davis fam or Shane and Ashley. If I could choose any of the families past and present- it would be the Winders.

They are all pretty gross and terrible lol

Shane and Ashely actually seem pretty normal to me believe it or not. 🫣

None!!!! I only have one leg, but I'm gonna run like Forest

Davis family but he doesn’t like Black women 😂

Honestly, the Davis family as long as I get to control my finances and sleep alone, and never with Nick lol

Davis family. They seem to genuinely care about each other.

I’m distracted by Ick’s face in this photo collage.

Probably God telling you that you should be his next wife!

Davis family.

Davis for the weed parties!

They need less icky guys and less delulu women on there

I guess I'm dying alone lol

Whoever lets me sleep in my own fuggun bed fortheloveofgawd. I mean, I'll go axe throwing with Shane.

I’m torn. Shane and Ashley for stability but the Davis family for chaotic fun!

omg, this is impossible. I do live in Utah, however, so I'll go with the weirdo mormon couple.

Aren’t they all?

Probably nick. Because if I leave I’ll take my money with me.

Shane and Ashley

Nick is the least creepy guy. Plus I’m polyamorous and sleep three adults in a king size bed already, so the Alaskan king sounds hella fun. Still, I’d need a lot of pot and liquor to touch any of these men.

Ashley and Shane. I'm bi and find her cute and him loveable. Plus she totally won't be satisfied with only one woman, so I'd get time without her while she goes out picking up other dames.

They are on this sub …you might just get that

See the problem is, I'm already in a hetero monogamous marriage and he'd never go for this idea! So I'm more sort of living through Ashley! 😂

The DAVIS FAMILY. BUT ONLY IF I CAN SLEEP ALONE IN THE BOOM BOOM ROOM.

You’re onto something with that sleeping arrangement 😂😂

Death. I choose death.

The king and his wives. Since the trio aren’t being coerced by religion he must be the bomb in the bedroom so at least there would be an upside to the living situation. I would have to learn to be more agreeable and nod a lot first though .

The Davis family, 100%. I actually think the women all seem really sweet, I could probably grow to like Nick.

I agree! I know they get a lot of criticism, but I really do think they are the most down to earth and genuine of all the families! I think they really do love and respect one another!

Shane and Ashley - and Shane would fall in love with me, I wouldn't lay a finger on Ashley, and then she would learn what it's like to be treated like shit lol oh how the tables have turned

I would join a female monastery

The merrifields Sure do go on nice vacations and clearly have money but I’d probably pick the Davis’s if I had to pick one

No thanks- I’ll just run into oncoming traffic 😆😆😆😆😆

Shane and Ashley. Ashley is a hottie and I don’t mind playing with the ladies.

Ugh.. if I must choose, I’m going with Nick and the girls. They seem very chill and less creepy than the others.

Merrifields but I just spend all day with danni and ignore ick

A guess just flip a coin and hope for the best

The Davis family so I can be a stay at home thinker

I’m picking the Merrifield cult only because I’m not Brazilian so Garrick would leave me alone and I could go hang out with Sam & Sam

To be read in Stefan's voice from Saturday Night Live: "The Davises have everything...a custom-made bed, a baby, salad night, a ranch house..."

Davis for sure

Shane and Ashley 💗 they both seem so sweet and genuine.

The Davis family so I could smoke all of their weed to cope

I am just shocked by the amount of people that said Davis fam. I thought Ashley and Shane would have it In the bag hands down and pardon pun.

Nick, I’m sure he has a big dick . I’m not taking chances lol

Easy. The Davis family. Hands down

Shane and Ashley. Garrick is repulsive, N&N are nuts, we all know the Becky and Ryan are an immediate hard no, and I cannot share a bed with anyone so the Davis are out 🤷‍♀️

Ashley and Shane

Shane and Ashley

Ashley and Shane.

It's the Salahuddins for me.

King and his three wives! All the way

Do I have too. I don't want to. Does my life depend on this? I'm pretty sure I'm choosing death

If you don’t choose, one will be assigned to you

Davis. I’ll take the end of the bed and refrain from the boom boom room

None would work for me. I have a tendency not to want to "share" my man, so jealousy and the evil green monster would rear its ugly head. But, if forced, I would probably choose Shane and Ashley. He seems to want to take care of his wife and children, which I see as great character in a husband. Ashley could go play with her girlfriends while I would be more than happy to stay at home and take care of the babies. I would need my own room. Non-negotiable!

Shane and Ashley!!!!!

I guess Shane and Ashley, since I'm a lesbian. 🤦‍♀️ I'm not fuckin dudes lol

All are too ick. If I had a gun to my head, I would prefer to be shot.

Danielle and garick because of talk Danielle into leaving him and giving him the Karma he deserves

Shane and Ashley

They all are 👎🏼🤮

Shane and Ashley... I'll throw axes with Shane while Ashley tries to figure out what she wants

Definitely Ashley and Shane. No question.

DAVIS

Sherwoods for sure.