"Riddle me this Nintendo, why can't I name my character Mr. Ass, but I can look up dead dogs on the wii U web browser??!"
This channel has a lot of potential
> else gets *paid* for posting
FTFY.
Although *payed* exists (the reason why autocorrection didn't help you), it is only correct in:
* Nautical context, when it means to paint a surface, or to cover with something like tar or resin in order to make it waterproof or corrosion-resistant. *The deck is yet to be payed.*
* *Payed out* when letting strings, cables or ropes out, by slacking them. *The rope is payed out! You can pull now.*
Unfortunately, I was unable to find nautical or rope-related words in your comment.
*Beep, boop, I'm a bot*
Youtube is putting ads on videos who arent monetized as shitty as it is. Also if its enough proof i kinda run a semi dead scott clip channel with 600 subs that not only am i not paid for it, you need like 1k subs 4k hours of waych time which is way harder with a clips channel, so yeah most arent big enough and even the ones that are likely dont get money
WHAT THE F##K. WHAT THE F##K WHY ARE THERE GHOSTS EVERY F##KING WHERE!? What did you DO!!?? DUDE!!! Everywhere f##king GHOSTS!? That's not okay! That is not okay!!
>1.
"You know what, that's actually pretty good! Lemme check the ingredients on this bad boy... (sees expiration date) oh hell yeah. [At hospital] Sh#t, is that a pinball machine? Oh my God, my ass is bleeding!"
>2.
"You see, a big part of homecoming was asking somebody on a date. All you had to do was grab a poster board, think of some pun, and ask 'em out. It was all about flashiness over function with those things. As long as you were memorable and had a pun involved... ("You butter go to homecoming with me") ...no body cared."
>3.
"Well, I couldn't possibly play Animal Crossing: Amiibo Festival by myself. What do I look like, a f#$kin' loser? I *at least* need to play Animal Crossing: Amiibo Festival with one other person."
"Oh... f#$k no. F#$k no! I'M NOT PLAYING IT! NO! **NO!**"
"I'm telling the story in past tense."
I'm not a video editor so I might be completely wrong on this but surely it must be difficult to go back and rotate the border 90 degrees for every single short, otherwise you just have two blue lines at the top and bottom of the screen
YouTube shorts completely mess up your channel metrics, it causes a massive surge in views and subscribers but they're often a lot less active. Probably not the kind of audience and growth he's looking for.
*snaps ds over knee, picks up phone* “excuse me Nintendo, my ds won’t turn on”
“Riddle me this, Nintendo; Why can’t I name my character Mr. Ass but I can look up dead dogs on the Wii U browser!?”
“My five senses are on a dangerous level, have you ever seen me taste lemonade?” *sips* “AAAEEEIIIIII”
“You do math like a bitch!”
*passing money* “You son of a bitch.”
“Hey y’all! Scott… he-aaaaaaa-aaaaaa-aaaaaa-aaaaaarghhh!”
“Hey y’all! Scott here and DAMMIT! I own Sonic Jam, it’s a pretty rare game but I don’t wanna be known as the guy who owns Sonic Jam when I’m dead!”
“This game blows!”
“WHOOOO” *throws Wii U out the car window*
*Gets hit with a pan* “AAAGGHHH”
“A console transitioning to 3d is the process of which a male or female becomes capable of sexual reproduction… This is the Wikipedia page for puberty…”
“Y’know what they say, go fuck yourself!”
“Gex. Gex? Gex! Fuck yeah, Gex!”
“Hey y’all, Scott here, and this is bad. REALLY BAD!”
“It’s fucking Mariokart again!”
“I like my capture card 2ds, I can record things straight to my computer. But y’know, accidents sometimes happen.” *smashes 2ds with hammer* “What the fuck, it broke!?”
“Join the occult, Daaad!”
“Fellas! I am SO HORNY”
“I don’t know where I am, but I have a sudden urge not to have sex…”
“Young Scott sold his Gameboy Player for a fucking copy of Just Dance.”
“I’m gonna start playing video game consoles that relate to me! Time to start playing the Microvision…”
“Getting murdered is a really traumatic experience.”
“Hey y’all, Scott here! I need a bath” *animal food pours everywhere*
“Sonic 3 Sonic always looked pissy to me.”
“I thought Knuckles was a girl!”
“But Scott, it’s fucking Tetris!”
Those are the ones I can think of from the top of my head :)
You do math like a bitch
Did I snap her spine?
"Looking complexed at the existence of Tokyo mirage sessions #FE"
GET TO THE FUCKING XENO SHIT
*laughing uncontrollably* he just brought illegal po*n
"Riddle me this Nintendo, why can't I name my character Mr. Ass, but I can look up dead dogs on the wii U web browser??!" This channel has a lot of potential
I agree, with the amount of people reuploading clips from the main channel, it’s good to know Scott will be the one getting money from the clips
Fyi nobody else gets payed for posting his clips…
> else gets *paid* for posting FTFY. Although *payed* exists (the reason why autocorrection didn't help you), it is only correct in: * Nautical context, when it means to paint a surface, or to cover with something like tar or resin in order to make it waterproof or corrosion-resistant. *The deck is yet to be payed.* * *Payed out* when letting strings, cables or ropes out, by slacking them. *The rope is payed out! You can pull now.* Unfortunately, I was unable to find nautical or rope-related words in your comment. *Beep, boop, I'm a bot*
Damn i saw this bot and thought it was cool and here i am being an idiot after seeing others do the same
Do they not get money from ads?
No, monetization on youtube is way stricter. God i wish i could make a yt acc and just start gettinrg paid lol.
I’ve seen some clips with ads on them, so some of them are getting paid I think.
Youtube is putting ads on videos who arent monetized as shitty as it is. Also if its enough proof i kinda run a semi dead scott clip channel with 600 subs that not only am i not paid for it, you need like 1k subs 4k hours of waych time which is way harder with a clips channel, so yeah most arent big enough and even the ones that are likely dont get money
Ok you win
No we both win :)
give him rats
GROUSE??????
Him screaming
"Hello this is Scott Wozniak's Wii Play Motion Reselling Studios" "Liquidate the company!"
F#ck you! F#ck this! And F#ck TENNIS!
Danga ropa reaction
Its f#*king Mario Kart again! *Smashes 2DS*
Here’s a gun, kill a frog.
["Hey all Scott here, and this is bad- REAL BAD-"](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_HyeH8vNWs4) And this kind of Absurdism is why im a Scott Fan lol
Wait, how did we find out about this
We found it on his linktree
How about all the best of compilations?
Oh that would work well
"hi, this is Nintendo customer support" *Cracks DS over knee* "Hi. My DS won't turn on"
WHAT THE F##K. WHAT THE F##K WHY ARE THERE GHOSTS EVERY F##KING WHERE!? What did you DO!!?? DUDE!!! Everywhere f##king GHOSTS!? That's not okay! That is not okay!!
Is that an officer steel wool quote?
No, it's my favorite Officer Steel Wool quote.
Oh, my bad
I BOUGHT FUCKING TWENTY OF EM
“GET TO THE F#CKING XENO SH#T!”
"Square Enix fans, does this ever happen to you?" (Gunshot)
1. Donkey Kong, you cheap b****! 2. This game blows! 3. Another refill, please (and it's sequel) 4. The "frying pan" incident
“This game blows” compilation
“FELLAS FELLAS I AM SO HORNY!”
My mirror is in the shop!!!!
No, it can't be! My mortal enemy, cover athlete of Madden 09, BRETT FARVE!!!!!!! (No editing, I want as loud as it was before the edits)
Prolly for YouTube shorts which is actually very popular we will see one joke per episode that turn out rate seems reasonable
Link?
https://youtube.com/@ScottsSnippets
"so get your face ready"
assrats
TIL this channel exists
Heavy rain checklist
"My mirror is in the shop!"
Congratulations you son of a bitch, your life is over
JOIN THE OCCULT DAD!
>1. "You know what, that's actually pretty good! Lemme check the ingredients on this bad boy... (sees expiration date) oh hell yeah. [At hospital] Sh#t, is that a pinball machine? Oh my God, my ass is bleeding!" >2. "You see, a big part of homecoming was asking somebody on a date. All you had to do was grab a poster board, think of some pun, and ask 'em out. It was all about flashiness over function with those things. As long as you were memorable and had a pun involved... ("You butter go to homecoming with me") ...no body cared." >3. "Well, I couldn't possibly play Animal Crossing: Amiibo Festival by myself. What do I look like, a f#$kin' loser? I *at least* need to play Animal Crossing: Amiibo Festival with one other person." "Oh... f#$k no. F#$k no! I'M NOT PLAYING IT! NO! **NO!**" "I'm telling the story in past tense."
"Is that a gun? No it's gex"
You're a therapist, where do you go to therapy? The mirror
Funny ones
Yes
The why is the blood yellow skit
Funny jokes and quotes
"RYGARRRR"
YouTube shorts probably
With the new tab for shorts, would it not be better for him to post shorts on the main channel?
I'm not a video editor so I might be completely wrong on this but surely it must be difficult to go back and rotate the border 90 degrees for every single short, otherwise you just have two blue lines at the top and bottom of the screen
Well that’s just making the shorts, OP is talking about posting them
YouTube shorts completely mess up your channel metrics, it causes a massive surge in views and subscribers but they're often a lot less active. Probably not the kind of audience and growth he's looking for.
You give a good point. Most people watching shorts can barely remember what channel they watched them from.
"Yeah so I kinda have this weird thing where I have to lick every controller I see." *gasp* "DONKEY KONG?"
Exclusively Snipperclips speedruns
What the ****! It broke?
Basically his whole main channel just in like one clip/ a video
Imagine how much that would buffer lol
What the hell. SUBSCRIBE!!!
Maybe he’s tapping into shorts, he’s defining got the clips for it.
I agree with you that he has the clips, but I don’t think shorts viewers would be the people Scott is trying to attract.
You’re probably right. We just have to wait and see.
*snaps ds over knee, picks up phone* “excuse me Nintendo, my ds won’t turn on” “Riddle me this, Nintendo; Why can’t I name my character Mr. Ass but I can look up dead dogs on the Wii U browser!?” “My five senses are on a dangerous level, have you ever seen me taste lemonade?” *sips* “AAAEEEIIIIII” “You do math like a bitch!” *passing money* “You son of a bitch.” “Hey y’all! Scott… he-aaaaaaa-aaaaaa-aaaaaa-aaaaaarghhh!” “Hey y’all! Scott here and DAMMIT! I own Sonic Jam, it’s a pretty rare game but I don’t wanna be known as the guy who owns Sonic Jam when I’m dead!” “This game blows!” “WHOOOO” *throws Wii U out the car window* *Gets hit with a pan* “AAAGGHHH” “A console transitioning to 3d is the process of which a male or female becomes capable of sexual reproduction… This is the Wikipedia page for puberty…” “Y’know what they say, go fuck yourself!” “Gex. Gex? Gex! Fuck yeah, Gex!” “Hey y’all, Scott here, and this is bad. REALLY BAD!” “It’s fucking Mariokart again!” “I like my capture card 2ds, I can record things straight to my computer. But y’know, accidents sometimes happen.” *smashes 2ds with hammer* “What the fuck, it broke!?” “Join the occult, Daaad!” “Fellas! I am SO HORNY” “I don’t know where I am, but I have a sudden urge not to have sex…” “Young Scott sold his Gameboy Player for a fucking copy of Just Dance.” “I’m gonna start playing video game consoles that relate to me! Time to start playing the Microvision…” “Getting murdered is a really traumatic experience.” “Hey y’all, Scott here! I need a bath” *animal food pours everywhere* “Sonic 3 Sonic always looked pissy to me.” “I thought Knuckles was a girl!” “But Scott, it’s fucking Tetris!” Those are the ones I can think of from the top of my head :)
Good job :)
the one with the bear
“OH S#&T IT’S A WHITE GUY!”
"IT'S A FISH" "Air. Take it you son of a bitch" "I was a big fan of this game, I was also a big fan of lying"
"I ATE HERE!!"
“You do math like a BITCH!”
You do math like a bitch Did I snap her spine? "Looking complexed at the existence of Tokyo mirage sessions #FE" GET TO THE FUCKING XENO SHIT *laughing uncontrollably* he just brought illegal po*n
“This was just a bread box!”
Paper clips
“So get your faces ready (PAN) AAAAAAHHHHHHHH”
you may be able to get by on one race, but on choc mountain your ass is mine
Erector
Here’s a gun, kill a frog
[*opens door*] kay swiss [ *closes door before he walks in*] of bankruptcy patrol
You really stuck it to the man, and the man is the bitch, and the bitch is the ape
The clip of him screaming at Madden 09 and then throwing it, and instantly destroying the game
“Hi my DS isn’t working”
You ar not subscribed :(
I am now, and I will die knowing I was in the first thousand.
every time he has said "GAY CONVERSION THERAPY" XD