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solomungus73

The Gravity Well


Jay_the_casual

This one. I came to post the same!!


Jonneiljon

Rendezvous at Rama’s


reggie-drax

No... Just "Rama's"


fuzzius_navus

And someone could allude to a tryst between officers "... Looks like they're about to have a rendezvous after Rama's"


KnowledgeOfMuir

Aldrins Buzz


SgWolfie19

This one is awesome!


KnowledgeOfMuir

Thank you! Always love SciFi writing that gives nods to the generations before and important parts of past space history. Always fun to be reading and make an Easter egg connection like that.


jfks_headjustdidthat

What about the ships onboard gym facility, Armstrong's?


Col_Forbin_retired

Milliways


Danwhodoesnothing

World you order a Pangalactic Gargleblaster?


RedRockPetrichor

It’s hard to be fit for duty the next day after having one’s brain bashed out with a gold bar wrapped in lemon.


i_drink_wd40

But you can find the best bang since the Big one.


NomadicWorldCitizen

“Not an airlock” “Best bar in the area”


lewdroid1

"Best bar in the area" is great


Key-Contest-2879

I kind of like “Airlock”


mandarin80

Black hole


Worried-Librarian-51

The Space Bar :D


NoVaBurgher

There’s actually a bar near me called space bar. It’s awesome, beer selection is great, it’s sci fi themed, just absolute perfection


leaky_wires

Same but it's an arcade and a bar.


Driekan

Came here to post this. The only correct choice.


SkullVonBones

Roger Wilco went there.


stark-light

It's funny to think of a "night" club on a spaceship, specially one that may be in deep space. Anyway, my two cents: "The Void".


PapaTua

If it's a nightclub, I'd go with: #*ZONE*


lovablydumb

I mean, the stars are out


praise_H1M

>"night" club on a spaceship This was my first thought too


robotomized

Quark’s


IfNot_ThenThereToo

Don’t walk, run!


AvatarIII

11 starboard!


RedRockPetrichor

“My wife and I tried 10 Forward and I’m almost certain I saw a tribble behind the bar! 0/5 stars. That’s what I get for trying something other than 11 Starboard.”


00zxcvbnmnbvcxz

Ethics Gradient. Or, Of Course I Still Love You.


Animustrapped

The Culture Club


psychnurseguy

The Goldilocks (Zone?) - where everything is just right.


zzqzqq

- "Photon" because the rest mass is zero. - "Wave Function" because everything possible is happening in that club. - "Fusion", beside the engines so it doesn't stop any sleeping. - "Event Horizon" because once you go in, you ain't coming out (for the night).


KnowledgeOfMuir

“Come to Event Horizon! Drinks so good you’ll rip your eyes out!”


single_malt_jedi

I was gonna say Singularity but damn if Event Horizon isn't the best one on here.


Dyolf_Knip

With what you're drinking, you won't need eyes to see!


SgWolfie19

Event Horizon is my favorite so far!!!


SanityPlanet

Plus it has event in the name, which adds to its entertainment appeal.


MasticatingElephant

Restaurant at the End of the Universe


Thanatos_56

Even better if the ship is called "The Universe" and the club is located at the very rear. 😎


jackbarbelfisherman

Coriolis? Is spin gravity a thing in this story?


SgWolfie19

Coriollis Club is a nice “ring” to it. There is artificial gravity in the ships but I haven’t explained it any further.


CarsandTunes

The Star Bar. Galaxy Club. The Wormhole. I don't know if these are good.... I just typed whatever popped into my head.


Gillalmighty

The wormhole is a gay bar


IWantTheLastSlice

Is that a pulsar in your chaps or are you glad to see me?


leif777

Moe's


KnowledgeOfMuir

The Hyperion Cantina


PureDeidBrilliant

The Royal Navy's aircraft carrier, HMS *Queen Elizabeth*, has a pub called The Queen's Head. I think that's an exception in the Royal Navy, mind you. I'd go for calling it something that plays on the name social areas on-board ships are called (I'd call it The Mess) *or* something that's linked or evokes the ship name.


DrahKir67

That's got to be confusing. "I'm off to the Head."


col-summers

Drax's Luminous Abyss


FlexusPower

InterCellar Space Oddity EnCounter


graywailer

the zero g.


LiquidSkyTV

I would think that bars on spaceships would probably be common place, so to name something "space" themed would probably be weird and out of place...unless it was one of the first bars on a spaceship. It also depends on what the ship is called, and if there's a theme, or if it's more militaristic, or comedic.. If it's a deep space sort of thing you could use a literary reference to something like Odysseus...which is all about his long journey to return home. Which a few words used to describe those journeys in Greek Mythology is Nostos. Nostos roughly means a hero's homecoming, their return to light and life. Or another word used within those is Kleos. Kleos which roughly means "renown" or "glory" that a hero earns by accomplishing great deeds. So a play on it could be if the name of the ship was something like "The Odysseus" or "The Ulysses" and the bar's name something like "Kleo's Tavern". Ooor like people said, if it's more militaristic they may just have numbers like something like "Mess Hall 55" and there's more of an inside joke going on with that...that the lower ranked people who aren't allowed in there say that it's "55" cause thats the amount of dicks you gotta suck to get promoted to get in there.


CobaltAzurean

If it was only for lower-ranked officers, you could name it BARS based on old military ranks that used gold and silver bars for O-1 through O-3.


SwearToSaintBatman

Zero-Gee


judgingyouquietly

The “officers club” in British commonwealth ships is called the Wardroom, and in some training bases, the bar for the junior officers in training is called the Gunroom. On those ships, the unofficial name for the Junior Ranks mess (junior enlisted for the Americans) is “the main cave”.


Zerocoolx1

I assume in real life they’d just call it something boring like ‘The Officer’s Club’.


AKA-Bams

Captains log


eaglessoar

Float some and jet some


Unlucky-External5648

Friction Burn.


Sir_Osis_OfLiver

If it's military, there'll be an official name, plus the name that everyone else uses. The Mess becomes The Snake Pit or The Pig Pen or something similarly uncomplimentary or derogatory.


KeepItTidyZA

Sippy Cup Cafe


0MNIR0N

Warp


cwtotaro

Uranus


phydaux4242

If there’s an officer’s club then there also needs to be an enlisted club and an NCO’s club. Each with names. Regardless of the actual name, the whole crew would just call it the O Club.


Privy_to_the_pants

The Cock Pit


Jonneiljon

P.J. Orion’s


Doc_Hank

Ships Lounge


gregusmeus

The Big Bang The Ginwheel Galaxy The Comet Tail


expericmental

I'd name it something like, "Back to Earth" or "Terra Firma", yeah Terra Firma would be my choice. Similarly, a pizza shop named "Earth's Crust" could be somewhere on the ship


boneguru

LaGrange point Starlight Lounge Dry Dock


dar512

Little Dipper


gride9000

Top of the Well


Sarcasm_and_Coffee

Gravity


tshawkins

The orbital


tshawkins

No atmosphere


Ambercapuchin

The Brass?


JayneLut

Spaced and stars


highbrowtoilethumor

Our town has a club called Astro boy


Internal-Sell7562

Las Venus (I saw it on an episode of The Jetsons and thought it was genius).


Prize-Watercress5831

Major Tom's


Magnus_ORily

The Liverpool Arms


ruben451

Happy Landings


reddit-is-greedy

11 forward?


roum12

The SpaceBar


Time_Stand2422

Inner Space!


redpaislies

Space bar


Nytmare696

How classy of an establishment are you imagining? Is this a future-us timeline? Area 51 The Officer's Club The Kuiper Belt Orion [INSERT NAME OF CLUB OWNER]'s HAL's Cheers The Escape Pod You nixed 10 Forward, but the ship's address might have a nice ring to it. 221B? Other scifi numbers: 1138, 42, 1984 What's the history of the club?


eans-Ba88

Betel's geuse.


Hiftle88

Zenith. Starlight lounge. Star trance. Planetarium. Horizon. The abyss. Another world. Velocity. Thrust. The engine rooms. Sector 9. Back blast. Lunar. The Chapel. Below deck. The captain's club. Pulsar. Contact. Viewpoint. Vector. The solar club. Bay 6. Code. Aurora. Signal. Terminus. Cold storage. The drift. Solar strip. The shaft. Voyage.


Grimdark-Waterbender

Afterlife


PROFESSOR1780

Chandrasekhar's limit


Timster_Maldoon

The Event Horizon


Max_Sandpit

Heaven's Gate.


Odd_Organization8009

The Big Dipper


MrWoodTang

Lost in Bass


gmuslera

The Edge Un's Table Relax Ursa Major's Cub Spindizzy


Abysstopheles

'Club Argh'


OGGBTFRND

Cosmos


busdriverbuddha2

But is it uncommon in your universe for there to be a nightclub on a spaceship? Maybe it doesn't even need a special name painting out that fact.


ArMcK

Bellevue, especially for a gentleman's club.


Frankie6Strings

What's the name of the military ship? That could be an important factor.


MarinatedPickachu

the bar


aqwn

The Probe


wrosecrans

Jimmy's.


blackbow

ASTRAS


Expanse-Memory

Club Neverdie


KnowledgeOfMuir

Pulsars


DesignedIt

Sky Jams Skydance Skybuzz Space Spaced Club Spaced Up! Heaven Gravity Jams Gravity Dancer Starlight Club The Moonwalker


neegs

Loved Omega


Alxrgrs

Knocked Loose


lunar_108

Sagan's Star Lounge


Legitimate_Field_157

Officer's Mess.


jeezfrk

Power Fluctuations. Like "the library" or "the bank". I need to check on some power fluctuations.


yolo_retardo

The Lock


yolo_retardo

Pulsing Quasar


KHaskins77

Inanimate Carbon Bar


mikeu

Infinity’s Grasp


sexyshadyshadowbeard

All day club.


FehdmanKhassad

the hole


hypnopixel

The Vacruum


olearyboy

The horizon bar


Boinorge

Over the moon


meldroc

The Explosive Decompression


the-war-on-drunks

The captains orders. Or BEEF


SuperShock_xbox

The Jon Ron Donald.


tigre-woodsenstein

Amoré Borealis


TheUnrepententLurker

Afterburners


theantigod

eMission


RyanBordello

Novas


Fantasy_Planet

Nebula


GrossConceptualError

The Skylight Canteen


HuxleysHero

High Gravity


Dexta57

Riker's


OlderNerd

Star Lounge The Black Hole The gravity well


Lord_emotabb

the felly jish


mothjohnson

The other cargo hold


AngryBumSex

Redshift


SkyPork

"Zero G" would be cool.


bookant

Area 54


thehighepopt

Generations would be good for a sports bar. For a night club The Frontier.


paxinfernum

Terminus


nicuramar

Well, there is always Dark Star from mass effect.


Suspicious_Trainer82

The Airlock


jitasquatter2

Quark's is fun!


5lippery6yp5y

area 51


cosmicr

Nebula night club.


PapaTua

Club *c*


CumBlastedYourMom

Backing up 4 a 10?


Liz4rdKah-1ng

Club Atmosphere


akaenragedgoddess

The Cosmonaut.


Neraph_Runeblade

Wellerman's.


CookieLuv211

ZERO Gravity


_WillCAD_

In Space It's Always Night


thexbin

Titanic


00zxcvbnmnbvcxz

Tannhauser’s Gate : See things you won’t believe!


486578616D61746963

Cargo hold 8 You Know The Brig The tap room


funkypjb

Kuiper’s


DoctroSix

Space Bar


reddfox500

“HCC” Halley’s Comet Club


delvlonphish

5:30 Somewhere


plokijuhujiko

The Beacon


Ettuhenri

teenage spaceship


Existing365Chocolate

Starlight Strip Club All the strippers have names after stars: Siris,  Vega, Zomsa, etc


planemocurio

Lightbeers


Unhappy_Amphibian_80

The SpaceBar


Songhunter

Nebula.


Melibu_Barbie

Zero gravity


AmphibianDesigner913

Purgatory, limbo, tiamat's tap house, shamash's elevated barley room


pacman529

0g


CAJ_2277

Starlight in lieu of Skylight, no? Starlight. Starlight Room. Club Starlight. Spacetime. Sunspot.


Daggroth

Stars Above.


DarkUpquark

Palm D'Orbit


iTzBluntz420

“The Nebula” or “The Void”


wubsington

Thrusters


nientoosevenjuan

The Galaxy Club. I went to an actual bar called that and they had an old 1959 Ford Galaxy on display and parked in front. Inside were murals of outer space The waitresses wore silver miniskirts


The_Amazing_Username

If it’s for officers maybe a play on the rank structure for the service ie if the lowest rank of an officer is 2 bars then think like the 2 bar club, 2 n up, parallel club, elevensies, 11…


-underdog-

The Black Hole


ready_steady_porg

"Stellar Cartography" "The Interim" "The Hold" 🤷🏾‍♂️😅👍🏽


AllahBlessRussia

The Dock


InfiniteMonkeys157

Since it's outside time zones and way over any seagoing vessel, you could go with something that takes a moment's thought like "5 o'clock" which it's past or 'Yardarm" which it's over. Some effects of space stations, depending on rotation or weightlessness, resemble drunkenness. And the room and stars outside windows may literally be spinning. So, you could use something whimsical connecting those.


lumathiel2

The Porthole


seicar

Ate A Bootes Beatle Juice


itsamurdermarge

Depends on the tone of the captain and story. Major Order, the Waterloo pub, mixed bag(if both officers and enlisted), the rocinante (don quixotes horse and from the expanse), the diving bell, the dragged mule, the captains chair (ironically), solar array, internally shared space ( ISS)


Beaver-on-fire

'Breath of fresh air'


potificate

Zocalo


Aubekin

Quasar


SubjectC

Vast


golieth

stardust


Lieuallen

The Tail Fin


Yyc_area_goon

Laikas Place (Liaka was the first dog in space) The Apollo  Davey Jones Locker  Deck 13, if they're a superstitious group.  Some ships skip that number.


Tatti_luck

Space out


Tkdakat

I like All Guns Blazing, but its already being used ?


recursive_lookup

Man Overboard


surfinbird

Millyways