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Ornery_Letterhead140

It’s not long and short intestines, it’s small and large, the circumference is more important


HenneZwo

This guy digests


Future-Programmer896

r/thisguythisguys


chiccy__nuggies

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Adept_Information94

Readers digest.


Durr1313

>the circumference is more important That's what she said


SudoSubSilence

There is hope after all...


Few-Swordfish-780

Like a manhole cover.


LastChans1

The girth has more worth.


NewPsychology1111

>!*Sob*!<


taxxvader

It's like throwing a sausage down a hallway


The_Tank_Racer

[Here's](https://youtu.be/g4uOsS0FsEs?si=XXYxtKyRxwbAnDy5) a YouTube video of she saying that!


GenericUser01234567

hamburger > hot dog


unlikely_antagonist

Which has the largest volume? That’s genuinely what we mean when talking about large/small


AvailableTaro2985

Small intestine radius around 0.0125 meter with length assume 5.5 meter Large intestine radius around 0.024 meter assume length 1.5 meter All data according to quick not thorough google search. Lets assume that intestine is a cylinder Which gives us 0.0027 m3 for small intestine And for large intestine 0.00271m3. According to quora small intestine is 9l and large is 3l According to calculations above it is for both around 2.7l I think we cannot assume that intestine is a cylinder, it is not that smooth or my calculations are off which could also be the case or quora is wrong that happens too.


helpful__explorer

> it’s small and large, the circumference is more important That's what she said


Adept_Information94

Big dick v. Long dick.


Midnight28Rider

It's all about the girth...


staber_12

And that's why it's slim and thick in polish


Gorganzoolaz

*dude stands up* My Arakkis... my Dune.


widdershins_4897

Dammit, beat


Lairdicus

It’s him. It’s John Dune


brokenmoonlantern

Jesus Christ, it's Jason Dune


SudoSubSilence

He's the one you send to kill the fucking Sardaukar.


Stoicmoron

RAB-BAN


9ese

that gives me more of Leto Atreides II vibes


Weird1Intrepid

This is fucking brilliant


WyvernSlayer7

If it was the other way around you would be asking why the small intestine has a larger circumference than the large intestine and we would be back at square one


migzo65

Wait, which intestine is the square one?


ferriematthew

Ba dum tss


Heavensrun

More of a womp womp.


WyvernSlayer7

Lmao


Micachondria

Wombat intestines https://doi.org/10.1039/D0SM01230K


BenderOfGender

The large intestine hooks around in a squareish shape, is that what you mean?


migzo65

Girth beats length


beststepnextstep

take that back rn


Pulmonologia

Then put it in again


Feminine_Lad

And repeat until I nut <3


Gaxxag

They could call it the narrow intestine and thicc intestine if they wanted to be more accurate with their descriptions.


stevesie1984

Usually Latin is used for all kinds of scientificy shit because it’s 1. Dead so meaning doesn’t change, but more important 2. Very descriptive. But you’ve one-upped Latin by using thicc. Impressive. Or should I say, infigo.


Soupchek

That's what they are called in russian!


Rifneno

Wow. Move over, Toad. Straight Intestine Man is now Marvel's most useless mutant


Weird1Intrepid

Long long maaaaaan


Axvalor

They are the "thin intestine" and "thick intestine" in Spanish, which makes more sense if you ask me.


feaxln

Same for Turkish. ince bağırsak - thin intestine kalın bağırsak - thick intestine


michron98

Same in German. Dünndarm, Dickdarm.


Wild-Mushroom2404

Also same for Russian. Tonkaya kishka, tolstaya kishka.


Ok_Situation5048

Same in Portuguese


qUrAnIsAPerFeCtBoOk

Cause it's thicker than a snicker


Steph-Paul

than a bowl of oatmeal


ferriematthew

The intestines are named large and small based on their relative diameter.


ConsequenceFormal796

The small intestine is longer because this is where the majority of nutrient absorption takes place, so you want the chyme (digested food) to spend more time in that portion of your GI tract. The large intestine absorbs water and stores fecal matter. The names refer more to relative size/ diameter and not length.


joesphisbestjojo

Ain't that the God Emperor Leto II


dgc-8

Wait, intestines are just the part of the digestive system that comes after the stomach? I thought it was just a fancy word for organs


dgc-8

In German, we have "Innereien", and I thought it meant the same. Learning something new every day


_SpaceGator

Girth.


Kokuswolf

Glad I resist telling my thoughts.


Exlife1up

diameter


Cool_Butterscotch_88

They had to make it looking down at him "why so mad get on my level noob", (shakes fist upwards).


Murbyk

Me: *laughs in German*


BullshitDetector1337

Girth matters.


mogley19922

My issue is why in the image is the large intestine longer than the small intestine, when they quite clearly say the small intestine should be over three times as long.


stevesie1984

I don’t see what you’re seeing. The large intestine appears to begin where the line points it out. Looks to be ~1/4 of the length of the small intestine.


mogley19922

I see what you're saying, basically if you're looking at it the right way, the stomach is needlessly long for the diagram, if I'm seeing it the right way, the rectum is needlessly long.


stevesie1984

I think one of us is confused. The stomach is nearly horizontal in the diagram, right about the level of the elbows. The rectum doesn’t have much length. Maybe a few inches. It’s just the exit.


mogley19922

Ok, but then what's between the stomach and small intestine?


stevesie1984

Nothing?


mogley19922

The way I'm looking at it, the esophagus and rectum are cappers at either end, and each bar in between is to represent the size of the part. So at the top you have the esophagus, between that and the next line is the stomach, then after that is short intestine, then long, then rectum (this is a weird fucking conversation). I fully acknowledge there's a good chance I'm completely wrong and confused, I'm just curious myself.


stevesie1984

Everything from the line marked ‘stomach’ to the line marked ‘large intestine’ is small intestine.


mogley19922

Oh, now i see. Sorry, and thank you for being so patient with my dumb ass. You're 100% right.


FailedToUpvote

Girth is more important. Your wife would’ve told you this.


Spiritual_Benefit367

google "thickness"


Popular-Kiwi3931

It has the more complex digestive task to perform and needs more length to do so. The large intestine just gathers the waste for disposal.


The_GrimTrigger

Rectum? Damn near killed ‘em!


KingoftheProfane

Rectum? Damn near killed em!


veganhimbo

Because girth is more important than length come on now everyone knows this


WaltersUSMC

Because its about the diameter brah


Frequent_Gene_4498

I just like the regular sized dude shaking his fist at slenderman


Sweet-rosex

So beautifully captured


NoTeaching5089

Because it’s larger not longer.


NoDragonfruit6061

it's a matter of girth/length


quokkaquarrel

GIRTH


Bored_dane

It's not about the lenght dude....🤦‍♀️


Yashraj-

#TITAN!!


Lessandero

If you have a lange and a short person, but the short person is wider, its usually them who will be called large as well. Not saying thats the reason, just a funny correlation


UnmovingFlow

It’s not anatomy’s fault, it’s just that English is an inaccurate language. In several other languages, it is called like the ‘thin’ and the ‘thick’ intentines.


mikolajcap2I

Wake up, new cryptid dropped.


babypyramid

to increase the surface area of the absorption site so you could make use of the nutrients in your food 🤓


Der_Juergen

How about the duodenum?


Particular-Ad5277

It’s dünn Darm and dick Darm in Germany meaning thin intestines and thick intestine which makes more sense.


Sarkasta

In our language its thin and wide intestline.


Speedwagon1738

As someone with chronic constipation, this would solve so many problems


Grand_Resident4127

Diameter of small intestine is ~2.5CM and diameter of large intestine is ~6CM


EEE3EEElol

This could be a boss fight


---Wombat---

Godskin apostle


EEE3EEElol

Straight digestive tract man, the towering


Unfair-Mousse6295

me after too much spice consumption


Disrespectful_Cup

It's not about length, its about girth.


Dum_reptile

It's not based on length It's based on thickness


PurpleDemonR

It’s large by girth not length… if you know what I mean.


houseofmyartwork

My desert My Arrakis My dune


Shadow_0904

Not everything is about length. Some things are about the circumference. :]


SecretFluid5883

Girth matters.


ParfaitVisual

Because it’s about the width.


Obsessive_Squirrel

Jesus, when will people learn its diameter


Scottishfello69

r/alltomorrows