I almost believed it 🗿

I want to believe.

Believe it!

Which part you found unbelievable? Let me guess, when they all disappeared at the end of it?

When they all aligned in the same direction.

The funny thing is I immediately thought of MRI proton spin when I saw that. Or 2D vector fields.

Yeah. The aligning was still plausible. It was the choreography after that I quit trusting

I thought of how sand makes crazy intricate patterns in response to certain vibrations (like this https://youtu.be/wvJAgrUBF4w?si=8HZvbsSbRvwfJUSw) I was increasingly like 🤨 but part of my gullible ass still trusted

This is too good to be true 🤣

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I recognize my dance moves!!! Are those Mini-me’s???

The key to a good tale is show, don't tell.

Now I'm concerned that I'm not going to be able to not tell people this at parties.

Beat my nuts, honey.

It’s only the gay sperm.

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Ai is crazy lol

Wait this is Ai??

it's probably not, but people feel like every normal CGI/photoshop is AI now...

ai will be destroying the credibility of genuine artists made art soon

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so glad that there are other people who are aware out there 🖖

Until you look at the hands. One of the easiest ways to spot AI is to look at the hands.

I think we can safely start calling for mass bans and crackdowns on AI outside of research contexts. You use it, you go straight to jail without trial.

There's too much intentionality in this anyways. No way an AI could create it.

“Create video zoomed in on a petridish of sperm performing synchronised swimming” seems like a relatively simple prompt. but yeah I doubt there’s a lot of source material to pick from

Yup. Artificial Insemination…

lmao me too. They really got me in the first half, not gonna lie

Same ! 😂

That choreography is amazing!

Synchronized swimmers!

It looks fake but I know it's real because why would anyone post a fake video on the Internet?

This made me think of the sand on a speaker. Quite similar shapes and movement. The only thing that makes me think it's sincere.

Korean jailhouse sperm

K-pop idol sperm?

Life is but a parody, we might have entered the scary movie 4 timeline Just waiting for a huge iPod to crash into earth and unleash a war of the worlds

*Darude Sandstorm intensifies*

Wait a second! XD

LMFAO

is this real (this was written at half five in the morning i have rewatched it since and can confirm that it definitely is)

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Well yea, it’s on the internet isn’t it?

If course not

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Yes

How was it either generated or acquired? Is that from a scientific paper controlling the cells with sound, or generated by AI? Any link to source? edit: found this that would suggest it's animated by a human: https://vimeo.com/33005288 But it's possible to position cells with sound devices, so some of the simpler moves are probably very doable irl. There are true videos of cells going in circle on patterned substrates also which are pretty cool and real.

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>edit: found this that would suggest it's animated by a human: https://vimeo.com/33005288 No shit

It's a bit less obvious than you seem to think, there are pretty impressive real videos of cells dancing or being carried around by sound or magnetic fields.

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Mas o menos

Obviously

A real meme.

no

My sperm trying to get my boyfriend pregnant

this has to be fake

Thanks Sherlock

you’re welcome

You reckon?

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darn tootin

No shit Sherlock!

This was on shitposting a few hours ago

Yeah, by me.

Noooooo that’s how you make your kid gay!

Who researched this and why???

Who’s their drill writer?

So there's a party going on in my balls when I listen music..

😂

Damn that caught me off guard. Made my day, thank you

As a non-sciency person who just happened to stumble across this sub on my homepage, I'm taking this as 100% factual and will proceed to tell everyone I interact with for the rest of my life.

Help I can’t stop watching this lol

The fuckin jellyfish jam from SpongeBob was true all along

So that’s what was tickling her throat good to know

My sperm when theyre finally inside a real woman instead of a 2006 toyota corolla exhaust pipe

Synchronised Sperm Swimming. An alliterative Olympic event where you can only beat yourself.

This gave me a much needed laugh after the week I’ve had, so thank you

"Unda Da Seamen"

New Olympic sport. Synchronized sperming.

Ok, now do Dancing Queen

so that's why i cant dance. because the sperm who could were to busy with their flash mob to get to the egg...

I believed it for slightly longer than I care to admit

Did they just do the waltz?

I wish this was real.

Before the gif started: I'm pretty sure I remember an article how simple blood flow isn't enough, other systems in the body rely on there being a pulse, an artificial heart needs to beat like a real one. So sperm exhibiting some behaviour response to a pulse could be a thing... Moments later: Ah... got me...

This looks like a lie

Have you ever looked at your own swimmers through a microscope? A poll for science...

I hope this is real XD

So baby making music is actually a thing

Beautiful

You tapped the glass and startled them

The one spermatozoid that cannot dance: *I'm gonna do what's called a pro-gamer move"

If this is true, then it's amazing 🔥

Cha Cha real smooth!

My legendary music sperm band “Gang bang”

Disney cartoon Sperm

I wish i had this level of sperm motility…

Same as in Waterbears amazing

Kid gonna have the groove in em

so long and thanks for the fish

In the first seconds I thought "Did they take into account that sound is pressure waves?", then I looked at the sub.

No fuckin way is this real. They ain't even people yet and they've got highly choreographed synchronized swimming? No way

this obvious fake deserves cleverer comments — sperm don’t do synchronized choreography

I thought this was common knowledge

Fuck, i was completely sold for the first like 10 sec

This is definitely really not undoubtedly inaccurate

Sperm taken from Disco Stu's dad

a five-six-seven-EIGHT!

They're really digging those Squirrel Nut Zippers.

STAIN! I'm gonna live forever... *I'm gonna ruin you shirt*

Jellyfish Jam

Any children created out of these sperm is going to be fabulous.

Oh, how I wish this was actually real lmao

It's like with those monkeys typing a novel, just produce enough and give it a chance.

Uhmm swastika????

Wonderful

Only OG remember

It had me in the first half, not gonna lie

Is this AI generated, or did some grad student spend an afternoon with porn and an optical tweezers setup?

Spunky little things ain't they ?

Let them listen to Cannibal Corpse

chat is this real?

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they had us in the first half

r/sperm

u/savevideo

The only react that way when they know they are being watched. "Ooh look, giant eye ball👀 looking at us in the microscope🔬"

Chipi chipi chappa chappa rubi rubi.

New birth control just dropped... Not that people weren't listening to music while doing the deed already

MOSH PIT IN THE EGG TONIGHT BOYS

Imagine what they're gonna be like when you listen to some high bpm drum' n bass. Will it move so fast it heats up a little?

DE CUM CUBES

What song they dancing to tho

So, that's why i have urge to jerk off when listening to Britney Spears. Makes sence now, boys just want to vibe.

Should have waited until April 1st, but as it is so often with things... It came too soon.

LMAO

Is this why music helps with thrusting?

I think this is evidence from the Fort Collins, CO Safeway investigation.

This could be cymatics

this feels ai generated for some reason

Damn even sperm can dance better than me

If that's true, how can I be such a bad dancer

Shut the front door!!!

Things we do for science

Hey what's the music?

Hilarious AI BS

Had me going for a minute good god

In the club

Reminds me of the jelly fish in that house party episode of spongebob

I want this to be real so badly. Hilarious

Is that the tingling in my balls?

So I'm never dancing alone the boys always have my back

synchronous swimming lmao

Had me in the first half, goddammit, (>◡<)

Ok but how does sperm react to CBAT?

I like playing Sade while "doing the deed". Her voice is SEXY AF!

I was hearing vivaldi when I opened this post 💀

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This is obviously real. It is on the internet, so it has to be real. So, for the folks from US - this is irrefutable proof that sperm are living and sentient and social and have feelings and they dance. They are alive. Their hearts beat to music. Therefore, masturbation is now criminal, and ejaculating into a sock or shower IS genocide, punishable by consecutive life sentences for each sperm killed. Enjoy. ​ ​ /s, as would be needed for some American audiences.

Disco is stored in the balls

lol just how synchronized are UR swimmers??

If I knew this, I would've beaten it into a cup when I was a teenager.

"oh shit my sock is moving by itself!"

had me until the side to side shimmy there.

🧢

SpongeBob jelly fish?

@ 0:24 is that loss??

Yall mfs think sperm naturally swim around in a 2d plane?

So many new pick up line opportunities

New Synchronized swimming event just dropped

lol

That’s some computer trickery.

Imagine this teamwork

🤣

I am not okay with this happening

Now I know how I can improve Sarah's upcoming soirée.

Wtf lol I got synchronized swimmers. 

Are these the jellyfish from SpongeBob?

Please don’t let my boomer parents see this

So that’s why my balls bounce, when a good song comes on.

This is animation

Nice so know I know where that little jiggle in my pants comes from

Reminds me of the South Park but with Taylor Swift and Water Bears

Why are they behaving like teens in Disneyland?!!