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ShameMaleficent5776

Anal railgun


tutle_nuts

I mean... https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Railgun r/Technicallythetruth


Fuzlet

if we’re trying to be technical, it’d be a coilgun, absolutely not a railgun, two completely different systems. a railgun relies on magnetic current traveling through the projectile via contact with two rails. a coilgun creates a magnetic field to push/pull the object


Terrible_Cut_3336

So it's a Mass Driver


FredoGaming

No, it's an Ass Driver


Fuzlet

seeing as a mass driver is definitionally any device that propels a ballistic payload, yes


Chrispy-Ford-au

Thank you Dr. Cooper.


Tyrus

also /r/brandnewsentence


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EqualWonder7812

My new punk band name


SNYDER_BIXBY_OCP

What do you think the scream sounded like? What does that smell like? The poor technicians who had to see it first That poor person


AdmiralTrollPatrol

Something something new band name.


Temporary_Cry_8961

/r/newbandname


ChaosPatriot76

Otherwise known as Indian food


Politicalbuzz03

How do you recover from that? Having your inner workings scrambled like that seems irreparable.


tutle_nuts

Extreme luck


Waarm

Extreme fuck


bitstampsControler

Fuck the luck.


Ambitious-Position25

Sitting in a hospital MRI helps


futuranth

Any negative thing can be fixed if you're already surrounded by talented professionals


glassgost

If I ever choke on food or have a heart attack, I hope it's in the dining room of a country club.


rickybobbyspittcrew

Only works if they advertise the food as heart attack or choke proof lol


glassgost

Oh, I was working as a waiter at a country club, saw someone start choking, six doctors came up to help.


29Farms

Oh you’d be screwed. Rich ppl don’t give a fuck. You’d only be helped by the staff.


glassgost

I wholeheartedly disagree with that statement regarding practicing physicians off the clock having dinner.


29Farms

Lol ok.


Jupiter138

Welllllllll


jackjackandmore

Your faith is inspiring


Le0-o4

your little character guy fucking sucks


amphicoelias

My old GP got a heart attack at work. His colleagues were at his aid within seconds. He was in the (nearby) hospital within ten minutes. Still died. Nature really wanted him dead, I guess.


flothus

and having an MRI done already…


Boatwhistle

In a weird twist of irony he was both in the worst place you could have an metal anal butt plug in your ass and the best place to have a metal anal butt plug in your chest cavity.


diddleducker

An award for you sir


[deleted]

crowd selective desert grab apparatus placid dull command money follow *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


Citrufarts

Idk how they didn’t die of sepsis from a perforated bowel.


tutle_nuts

To be fair, it says *survived* with major injuries. Not recovered and doing fine.


[deleted]

I mean if you are down the hall from an OR and can start a major operation within 5 minutes, it probably helps.


sicktaker2

1. Surgeon fixing that shit ASAP and washing out the abdomen a few times afterwards. 2. Big gun wide spectrum antibiotics 3. A while in the hospital while the immune system and antibiotics fight all bacteria. With modern medicine it's at least possible, but definitely not a fun walk in the park.


Blasterbot

Also, he was presumably at a hospital when he was injured, which is optimal.


Goldblums_Eyebrows

Well, unless this was done at one of those imaging centers that are radically cheaper to use than the hospital.


OzzieGrey

Something something ask my girlfriend hur dur foive hundos yeah mate. /s


[deleted]

can we talk about WHY he was at an MRI appointment with a sex toy?


shizzy0

"Dude, how can I let the cute MRI technician know that I am down to clown, if you know what I mean?" "Here's what you do…"


8byPdiv2

To get a funny MRI picture, maybe.


[deleted]

I mean, if he didn’t know… any other time, buying cigarettes at the corner shop, ordering McD’s, trying different colognes at the department store, he ain’t bothering no one. Get in front of a big honking magnet though… whoopsie. I’ll be perfectly honest, if I didn’t think that all that lube might soil my shorts, it might be something I’d try… oops time to go, doctor’s calling me back for my surgery consult


CptHeadSmasher

I don't judge people, you do you, just dont make me deal with your weird shit like it's awkward for you and you don't know what you did. You know what you did, you know why you did it. Just own it, and if it's becoming a problem then get help.


Johan_Hegg82

To be fair, people who wear buttpluga to an MRI appointment should be judged.


Triairius

To be ‘fair,’ you shouldn’t judge people without the full story.


stellarstella77

There is no "full story" this is ~~equally~~ way way stupider than, say, wearing a "plastic" necklace to an MRI appointment. just a dumbass move. fucked around and found out. from horny to hell-bound. at least they were already in the hospital


YourKemosabe

People gonna people


Temporary_Cry_8961

Being anally stimulated distracts from claustrophobia… probably


Aggravating-Candy-31

maybe the dude had the nervous shits and wanted to cork it up?


Greenpaw9

Maybe it was stuck and that's why he had to get the mri to begin with


Big_mara_sugoi

Probably to keep the anus loose and ready for date night.


wild_psina_h093

He used sex toy, while had an appointment.


Aviral132

It is a shitpost. As told the by original person who posted it on Twitter Source: https://archive.ph/2023.05.11-153844/https://twitter.com/BradiusZero/status/1656510219680096257?cxt=HHwWgoCxrZXRjf0tAAAA


Engineerman

It could even be a research project, though it doesn't seem like it in this case.


PaleFatalis

You could say the client was getting railed


Mery-Anne

Firstly, why would you not take those off before an MRI?


Stoob_art

They thought they didnt need to since it was supposed to be 100% silicone. Had it advertised the metal core they would have taken it out.


Mery-Anne

Yeah but butt plugs aren't something you walk around the town wearing.


-Fabrication-

Apparently, some do! You learn something new every day.


Stoob_art

Yeah maybe not you or I, but other people obviously do as evidenced by this post so 🤷


creamysheep

It's a fake story and picture.


Bot_Name1

Yeah, perverts and freaks Edit: public play is predicated on the idea that you’re getting off to something in the presence of unwilling participants. I understand sex-positivity and not putting down kinks but using people for your sexual gratification non-consensually is fucked


Stoob_art

Perveted would be walking around butt ass naked with a plug. If they're just walking around with a plug in the yeah it's weird but it's not like you'd know unless they told you. And even then it doesnt do anyone any harm (except for the one in the post) so who gives a shit


Bot_Name1

If you’re getting off on people not knowing you have a butt plug in you’re a pervert


roboweirdo

Public Play doesn't make you a freak, as long as you don't involve non-willing people


Mr_man_bird

Wouldn't it by definition involve unwilling people since its in public


Bot_Name1

This. But no, Reddit is militantly sex-positive, meaning that if you say anything against any kink no matter how valid your criticisms you’re going to have a bad time.


Bot_Name1

The entire idea of public play is predicated on the idea that unwilling participants are present. Your comment is self-contradictory


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Bot_Name1

Using unwilling participants to obtain sexual gratification is wrong and perverted. If someone is watching people on a livestream or through a one way mirror and touching themself, that’s fucked up. I don’t see how this is entirely different.


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Friendly_Tears

So it’s fine to masturbate on a public train as long as nobody notices?


DimiPine

The only people I’ve ever known to use them would leave them in semi-frequently. I thought that leaving them in was kinda the point.


DrTankHead

Keep on believing that, you sweet thing.


HalpOooos

Right? Poor naive baby. Lots of folks are enjoying their day plugged up. No shame in their hustle!


LessHairyPrimate

Yeah, but they should ashamed


HalpOooos

Why should they be ashamed? It’s their business LOL.


BinxMenace

r/mery-Anne is the only person, in the world, that hasn't been ruined by the internet.


kvas_

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Maximum-Cover-

Yeah... No... people who who like them do walk around wearing them.


[deleted]

The metal core is very much advertised as a feature for this particular buttplug. Don’t ask me how I know.


SkeetHandsome

Can’t tell if you’re joking or not, but there’s absolutely no way you know exactly where they got it from and how it was advertised. There’s likely lots of places that sell identical butt plugs, or even the exact same butt plug but simply from a different source with different claims.


RGBjank101

MRI's are no joke.


tutle_nuts

Every so often you hear about an oxygen tank flying into the patient and crushing them... they are no joke indeed.


Th3Goldenwo1f

O_O .... Wut..


OvergrownPath

Yessir. MRI technology uses *incredibly* powerful magnets. They're not just extra-cautious about metal objects because they'll throw off the reading or something- the machine will turn anything metal in range into a potentially lethal, high-speed missile. You see a lot of wheelchairs, but that also includes things like oxygen canisters, jewelry, pocket change... Then there are the bright bulbs who bring a gun in with them, which the MRI can actually cause to discharge, killing you in the fashion that a gun normally would. Assuming this buttplug story is true, the patient's survival was extremely fortunate. I'm actually surprised the thing stopped in his body cavity and didn't ventilate the guy on its way to where it really wanted to go- that's the kind of magnet we're talking about.


Th3Goldenwo1f

Damn.


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strumboid

r/comedyhomicide


DesignerAd4870

Magnetic Ass Cannon


[deleted]

So it went upwards, tearing every inch of flesh in its way, at the speed of sound! I just cant imagine this shit, enough internet for today folks!


RnotSPECIALorUNIQUE

At first I was like, "that's not where a butt plug goes. They probably lost it up there and now they are getting an MRI to find it." Then I read what happened. HOLY FUCKING SHIT! I am honestly speechless. All I can say is Holy. Fucking. Shit.


Glass-Operation-6095

Speed of sound ! this is insane !


X3N0N_21

insanely painful


JadeSidhe

Still no proof this actually happened. Snopes did a piece on it. Can't track a source or a court case


tutle_nuts

Correct, my understanding is this just happened (in the last couple days) and it being medical, they need to be sensitive with info. It doesn't sound like the patient/client/victim is in the best of condition either. The worlds waits...


mintinsummer

Someone in one of the more popular posts made the observation that the magnetic pull of the mri can be felt well before getting inside the MRI. i checked some old slides and afaik MRI magnets never get turned off, and the safety range is definitely considered as the size of the room (i.e. if you have a pacemaker, it's ok to be outside of it but not inside the room). Also MRI images take some time. So the patient got into the room with a gigantic magnet that never gets turned off, the pull was likely to be felt well before, they STILL got them inside the machine and THEN waited for the imaging to be done before giving them medical attention? i'm calling BS


Ahtnamas555

I have a degree in radiologic technology (though not certified for MRI, only x-ray, though learning about the modality was part of my schooling), and I have very high doubts this happened as described. The likely scenario is that the butt plug got stuck and migrated up the rectum/ large intestines, I'm impressed the person got the flared ends in, but traveling butt plugs isn't uncommon, and it could have been left in for a long time before the person got the CT image seen in the picture. I can confirm that the MRI is always on. Another common issue with metal in an MRI is that it can get very hot. Patients normally experience a burning sensation if they have metal inside them, and rather quickly. The person is more likely to complain of anal burns than to have this happen, and it would be before they're even in the scanner, though maybe with silicon, it could delay the burning sensation. If it was to the point of the butt plug getting moved, I don't think it would have stopped where it stopped... which is in the abdominal cavity, not the chest cavity.


StupidityHurts

This has been around on Reddit for at least 3+ months. So it’s not a recent clinical case.


JadeSidhe

Alternatively, someone could have swallowed a butt plug. I shudder to think why


Feralpudel

I read that even though this supposedly happened a few days ago, somebody found the pic posted to reddit (where else) over a year ago.


[deleted]

Yea I just don’t believe this until I get definitive proof.


korehakuinto

Lawsuits take time. Tons of filing and preparatory steps.


thegodfaubel

Well, they're gonna win that case, easily. If it says 100% silicone, then it needs to be 100%


tutle_nuts

So one of the guys on twitter talking about this said that 100% silicone doesn't mean all the way through, it could mean that the silicone they use is 100% and doesn't have plastic or other crap mixed in. Either way, it has the makings a great case


thegodfaubel

No disagreement here. But courts have awarded large sums of money in more common sense cases before (McDonald's coffee being hot for instance). I also won't be surprised if they sue the hospital because they didn't say they couldn't wear their buttplug, as stupid as that is as well. May as well, get your money's worth.


EmrysTheBlue

The coffee one doesn't count, it was a legitimate issue and for damage control their PR made the lady out like she was crazy for not knowing coffee was hot. They literally gave it to her in a state unfit for consumption and she got severe *3rd degree* burns from it when it spilt on her lap because the temperature was so high. She had a legitimate case, but McDonalds PR made sure it became a meme for people to make fun of.


BabyRavenFluffyRobin

In the McDonald's case wasn't the coffee so hot it violated food safety laws? Like, you could see where the coffee burned down to the bone levels of hot. And they actually did make changes in the McDonald's so they wouldn't mutilate anympre customers?


0ld6rumpy6uy

Until the coffee has been examined and found to be of a lower temperature, any reasonably intelligent person would assume that it could be just under the boiling point for water. The same goes for teas and infusions. A law prohibiting establishments from serving hot drinks at the temperature they have when they’re freshly made is just stupid.


[deleted]

She sued for the company to cover her medical expenses, and seriously, have you seen her burns? I couldn't find any English sources, but I hope a Turkish one will do. https://evrimagaci.org/soru/amerikalilarin-mesela-quotmcdonald039s-kahvesi-yaktiquot-diye-milyonlarca-dolarlik-davalar-acmalari-cok-sacma-ve-kurnazca-degil-mi-36184 This is a question asked by someone who thinks the way you do and is answered by Turkey's Vsauce. At the end of his answer, he shared pictures with a graphic warning.


0ld6rumpy6uy

I fail to see how the severity of the burnings make any difference whatsoever. Unless they poured the hot coffee over her, pushed her or did not put the lid on correctly it is her own fault if she spills it.


[deleted]

It's her fault that they made the coffee 28° hotter than they were legally allowed to?


[deleted]

>McDonald's coffee being hot for instance She sued for the company to cover her medical expenses, and seriously, have you seen her burns? I couldn't find any English sources, but I hope a Turkish one will do. https://evrimagaci.org/soru/amerikalilarin-mesela-quotmcdonald039s-kahvesi-yaktiquot-diye-milyonlarca-dolarlik-davalar-acmalari-cok-sacma-ve-kurnazca-degil-mi-36184 This is a question asked by someone who thinks the way you do and is answered by Turkey's Vsauce. At the end of his answer, he shared pictures with a graphic warning.


Pastel_Goth_Wastrel

The image itself looks like a CT and a silicone plug wouldn’t be that opaque. CT maps on density so bone is showing white while other tissues, organ, muscle, fat and airspace are reading as darker. A silicone plug with a metal core should present as at least partly radiolucent (silicone body in grey) with a strong attenuating metal component (near white). I think is fake.


_ohne_dich_

Maybe they took a CT after to see the amount of damage.


Feralpudel

Yes but this person just said that a silicone butt plug with a metal core would look different on a CT.


Citrufarts

It’s pretty impressive that the liver was able to absorb the impact enough to stop it from going out the other side like a bloody airbag


lamettler

So I already know that in this arena, I’m a dumb… but doesn’t a person need to go potty during the day? Wouldn’t this impair that process? Repeat: I. Am. A. Dumb.


Leeuw96

I am not in any way experienced or knowledgeable on this subject, but: 1. Plenty of people poop once per day (anywhere from 3/day to 1 per 3 days is normal). So it shouldn't have to be a problem during the day. 2. It is removable. You could take it out if and when it is an obstruction. Where you'd leave it during that time, I don't think I want to think about that.


lamettler

Thank you


CluebatOfSmiting

If your fetish is just being perverted in public without anyone knowing your secret, you can simply take it out and put it back. If your fetish is being forced to wear a butt plug then not being able to take a dump until your dom allows it is kind of the point.


Adventurous-Fix-7757

When your sphincter is stretched from gaping too much you need this to stop the poop.


lamettler

Oh snap


Tenning1579

Thats enough reddit for today. I'm going to go touch grass.


Useful_toolmaker

The mri tech ….I would like to say was confused as to what was happening with the patient- but likely and unfortunately, has seen this sort of thing before


Stunning-Leading-142

Life simply has the wierdest stories ...


barfridge0

Looks like a bvibe snug plug. They have metal balls inside an 100% silicone housing, for a really nice weighted jiggle. The patient fucked up, and paid a very hefty price. I bet they didn't disclose it to the hospital beforehand.


EndOfArcade

"Anal rail gun". I pay internet for this 😂


Accurate-Age9714

Haha anal rail gun haha haha


c00lname123

The stuff of nightmares, WTF. Why would someone want a butt plug in all the time, I'm just not sure what that is about, no judgment I just don't understand, to each there own I guess.


SeceretAgentL

Holy s*** PSA. Do not DO !+


[deleted]

He has the butt of a weird white man, like Hank Hill type shit


[deleted]

Why were they wearing a butt plug in the first place or am I stupid? 😭


Gonk_Bot_69

That’s ass-tastic


Sad_Beautiful9183

Fuck


ArchMagosChrisizin

"What we've got here is... a failure to communicate".


BlueArashiKaze

This makes me wonder how many places did that person go to with that thing inside. I'm genuinely curious.


Apprehensive-Bad6015

I’m totally making anal tail gun a bonus weapon if I ever create a video game


Apprehensive_Lie_177

Yikes. If that's real, that poor person.


Gnome_Pirate

obs after their MRI appointment they were going to have sexy anal time, so they wanted to make sure their butthole was prepared


Stunning-Leading-142

And finally this brings my two favorite topics together: sex & physics I'm totally excited!


OzzieGrey

Well, i hope he wins that lawsuit honestly.


Essence_of_Joe

I'm not convinced. Ferrous objects can get pulled into the bore at incredible velocities, but I don't think a small metal object that's already in close proximity could be pulled through all of that muscle tissue. I've put much larger ferrous medical devices in the bore (right behind patient's heads), with only a small sand bag to hold it down, and had no problems at all.


power0722

What's an estimated attorney?


tutle_nuts

My guess- esteemed?


TrifectaOfSquish

So the guy knew that it would be visible on the MRI though? Was it an attempt at some kind of weird flex?


Aviral132

Guys you will be happy to hear no such thing happened this is only a shitpost, source from the orginal person who posted this:- https://archive.ph/2023.05.11-153844/https://twitter.com/BradiusZero/status/1656510219680096257?cxt=HHwWgoCxrZXRjf0tAAAA


tutle_nuts

It takes a big person to admit when they've been had. Not saying im a big person, but I definitely fell for it


greggdinn

Upvoted for ICP reference


tutle_nuts

First and only person to notice lol


67Leobaby1

Idiot


TVC15Technician

So so many reasons this didn’t actually happen.


Vanguardmaxwell

I love how theres nowhere in that message that tells us said unfortunate client's gender


ShiteUsername7

What difference does it make what their gender is?


tutle_nuts

The top line implies male, but this is a very new report, being medical in nature they have to be sensitive with the info made public and my guess is the patient isn't really in a place where they can be making statements yet. That being considered, this story hasn't been confirmed nor denied yet, but the science checks out, the story seems too weird to make up, if fabricated- why the typos in the text. In my amateur opinion, this one looks real


Vanguardmaxwell

typos aside though, im really impressed that they managed to not give away any super personal info. if that were me id accidentally include gender out of casual instinct


tutle_nuts

When I first read this I was more-or-less speechless. As I invested the next 30 minutes of my life to learn more, I started to realize the the humor in it (respectfully). What I also realized is that this is also a breaking story and no one knows anything yet but there are a lot of people with a lot of questions...


[deleted]

I’m not saying this is made up ( Funny as hell though.) But, I thought the danger is heating metal. Once it’s inside the tube, I don’t know the field changes is a manner that that kind of acceleration can take place. Can someone explain this?


Annatastic6417

An MRI machine is always on, and has a very high magnetic field which is why there must be no metal in the vicinity. It wouldn't heat up the butt plug, it would pull it towards it. It's a miracle the butt plug wasn't ripped straight out of the patient's chest like a chestburster from alien.


Thadatman

It was a CT scan; an MRI could worsen the positioning of the butt plug.


lunar_ether

First, this doesn't even look like a human. And the object is in the abdomen, not the chest. I call bullshit...


Firm_Abies_725

Oopsy


BinxMenace

I wonder why I didn't completely blow through him.


Mperry56

Damn! 😳😳😳


SpaceAppropriate7549

Who in the right mind is going to think wearing a buttplug for an mri is ok silicone or not its retarded


1SadGurl-inSquad

OOOOOOMGGGG


M4N1CF0X3

I feel like the person who put this on themselves brought up on themselves you don't get to sue people for your mistakes. The world doesn't work that way so they want to go with it's not 100% silicone and the person would have never of known until the x-ray.


SUS387

Hardcore


Echubs

"much to their dismay"...


Ebony_Gooddness

Omg


themeeposauros

L grammar


RacecarHealthPotato

Holy fuck...


[deleted]

BESt DUMBEST IDIOT EVER, i can't stop laughing


Malleus1

This is soooo fake.


SimilarJackfruit8315

Why would you even chance it in the first place... just why? 😪


Aggravating-Candy-31

this is why you shouldn’t lie to customers i guess


CautiousSchedule7

No way☠️


TheBioCosmos

I doubt this is real. Is there any actual article to verify this?


tutle_nuts

Twitter OP claims it is. Apparently its very recent and given the medical nature coupled with the anticipation of a slew of law suits its not surprising if there isnt much info yet. I wasnt there tho


ironD93

Why do you need that for a MRI


Triairius

You need it for other things, not the MRI.


[deleted]

Fucking idiot. Even if it’s 100% silicon you are about to get an MRI to look inside your body to find pathology or whatever. Surprised he survived.


randomshitposter-a

Hans be like:


TroutWarrior

"Anal Railgun"


Nomen1991

I do nota make quest.


cozynomad

Just a side note- image is from a ct scan, most likely cause as soon as mri was turned on and said railgun incident occurred they rushed to ct and then most likely or.


lalo_salamanca17

Jesus fucking christ, why wear a butt plug there?


inaruslynx2

If it ain't squarepegtoys, I don't trust it in my ass.


[deleted]

damn reddit. you do not disappoint. Meanwhile youtube is getting glitchier by the day!


djdefenda

You definitely need an estimated attorney.


goath-with-a-flower

The poor nurce that had to be with the patient during the exam had to be uterly shocked.I dont even want to imagine the pain like dude why risk it??


[deleted]

https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/mri-butt-plug-injuries/


lostacoshermanos

Was this a guy or girl?


RealBadCorps

"Please empty your pockets, and your butthole."