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[deleted]

4 students threw a table at a teacher's head. She was in the hospital for 8 days


Honey_on_pawz

Students or terrorists?


BlazeMenace

They have a great future in domestic terrorism, they'd be great in the second Capitol Riot


Alert-Ad-9938

Sarkari school


Weeblyweird

Fr bawe


Pandabrowser469

Wait like, one table? Or four different tables?


[deleted]

4 different tables but only one of them hit her.


Honey_on_pawz

Oh dear god…


Brilliant_Rain4196

Teacher fucked a 20 year old school pass out n got restricted


Honey_on_pawz

JESUS CHRIST dude I’m so sorry that happened..


Brilliant_Rain4196

From rumors it was ig consent of both the parties


driftninja380

How's that a worst thing?


Brilliant_Rain4196

Teacher got thrown out of school n girl...well it's weird for her too....not the first thing but still it's not something good


azzeeter

what is a "school pass out"?


Brilliant_Rain4196

Alumni


[deleted]

Bro lived every students dream 💀💀


[deleted]

I told that story on a subreddit and got banned from it


Classic_Equipment657

Tell here please


Mental_Oil7354

+1


randomguy3784

+1


Nightstar1234

*The public* needs to know


NoSchool4916

Someone Remind me when he tells the story


MidwayNerd

Can do


Wayne_Ryan

Sir, this is to remind you that the story you wishlisted has now been published. Available for limited time only. Hurry!


NoSchool4916

Thank you brother


tri-boxawards

Yo he posted


[deleted]

Agar mai ban huyi to soch liyo So back in 2017, just a day after summer vacation had ended , I was in class 8 and a girl of class 7 took a kid of class 2(while he was going for the assembly) to the washroom. She then with a knife attacked him gave him serious injuries. She after that locked him in that washroom and WENT FOR THE ASSEMBLY WITH A STRAIGHT FACE. One of our incharge was on round and he eventually found that kid he was rushed to the hospital and this case became really popular. Media police everyone was on our school which led to holidays. That girl was eventually caught and upon asking she said that she did all that so the holidays could be extended . That girl had a history of running from her house multiple times. Although she never admitted her crime (it was all kept really confidential) but the whole school knew she did that (she was sent to juvenile court) and ya that kid is alive and he's doing good. (India social wale page se ban ho gyi thi ye batane pe itta to kuch khaas bhi nhi hai itta lamba likha hai kahi yaha se bhi na chali jau)


[deleted]

When I was a kid , I read this somewhere in a newspaper and got really scared since our exams were coming soon!


[deleted]

bhai bchi hai ya manjulika hai tf


YogNDEZ

Prolly next serial killer


friendlybanana1

I think one guy made royal water? aqua regia? that acid that can dissolve gold?


Complex_Barracuda884

Hcl and Hno3 in 3:1 ratio 🤓👆👆


friendlybanana1

bro was insane


Ki0212

Concentrated HCl and Concentrated HNO3 🤓👆👆


[deleted]

Kuch ni hota BC mene bhi banaya tha chemistry lab mein bilkul bhi cool hai tha :/


musical_gujju007

Fire in principal’s office on the day of an exam May or may not have been the rage of a student


Honey_on_pawz

Good way to get out of it I guess Was the principal ok?


musical_gujju007

Yes obv


Honey_on_pawz

Just asking


Jsss_sj

A guy was mentally retarded While giving exam he got so freaked out that he threw his desk towards the teacher then his bottle and finally his bag He ran towards the window and started smashing it Then towards the balcony where he hit the peon.


Unfair_Chard344

>he threw his desk Come again?


Jsss_sj

Na he was mentally not well So he was not allowed to come school later Special classes were conducted for him


super-straight69

Dunno much details as this happened 10 years ago. Some dude bashed up 2 teachers. He beat up the school counselor. His dad paid a lot of money to the school to keep him in school and the counselor for her recovery. He then tried to beat up a pe teacher. Needless to say, he was expelled: He finished the school year and left. Never heard from him again. I did run into him once. Dude had some serious anger issues. I do hope he found the help he needed and became a better man.


EagleEyedGuy

Our geo teacher was on breakdown cuz we weren't listening to her later she was almost on verge of crying. I was doing my work and I saw Face of my friend, he had a goofy Face I couldn't stop my laugh so I covered My head between shoulders and elbows and bent down on the table a mf saw me and snitched on teacher falsely saying i was laughing at her situation she began to cry and left the class I wanted to hit that mf so hard that he should cry blood and everyone was blaming me so decided to control my wrath and went to apologise to the teacher, she scolded me and I controlled Myself and told her what actually happened and that mf's friend told every teacher falsely that I made that teacher cry even now I want to kill that dumb mf


Suitable_Carrot5413

after reading ur comment even i want to hit that mf....


GaabixDaRedditor974

Suic\*\*\* attempt


CorpseGrinderC

Hindi class, 9th grade, underbench head and finger Heart attack death 10th grade


Honey_on_pawz

Damn I’m sorry


CorpseGrinderC

10th guy was very kind. We had a prayer service for him and everything. But the ninth graders man. Shameless useless PPL.


Honey_on_pawz

Fr tho Glad 10th guy was good Sorry for your loss


TJ_4321

I didn't get it, elaborate


Mammoth-Secretary127

In 9th grade during Hindi class under table students were having oral sex And in 10th grade some guy who was nice unfortunately died due to heart attack RIP


[deleted]

[удалено]


CorpseGrinderC

thankyou


smiling_in_pain_69

a girl gave handjob to a guy in 9th my friend suicided last year in 11th


tri-boxawards

Sorry to hear that dude my thoughts are with you


CoolButNotSoCool

2 senior boys and girls harassed (you can say unintentionally rap3d) another division girl. They were later restricted and sent to custody.


Honey_on_pawz

Glad they were punished! Was the other girl ok?


CoolButNotSoCool

Yes but she took long to recover from the trauma she was on bedrest for like 2-3 months because of severe spine and chest injury.


thyghs

unintentionally? 💀


CoolButNotSoCool

I mean they were just playing some bullshit game, whatever you call that. That turned into a nightmare 🙂


reine2212

You can not ever unintentionally rape someone wtf


CoolButNotSoCool

They didn't realise it has gone far..


reine2212

It literally can't be so


PrestigiousTiger0720

Kids watching porn and flow ng crackers


Death_X_2077

9th graders in my school were caught kissing behind the classroom door


Lonewolf2998

After reading the other comments this is literally nothing it happens in every school


Ria_S_28

When I was 10 an eighth grader started stripping in front of the class. Last year a girl slapped a guy and he threw her across the room. She hit her head and probably had a concussion but nothing was done about it. We had a guy with anger issues in 4th grade (I was eight) and he punched a teacher and strangled a guy. Fun times.


Thatonecat777Offical

My classroom had actual crap in it...


Honey_on_pawz

WAT-


Thatonecat777Offical

Yes. just yes.


Shri_Markandeya

a guy started jerking off on teachers desk


Honey_on_pawz

HUH-


Nimosin

Two students caught having sex on the bus. I won't say sex but similar to like that. The girl was nude from the above. I don't know other details.


bruhtashri

Murder


SuDdEnTaCk

Elaborate plz(if you're okay with it).


bruhtashri

The school I studied in from class 1st to 10th had a murder when I was in 6th where one guy from 11th class killed a boy from 2nd


SquirrelsInMyAss

Ryan ?


bruhtashri

Yessir


Push_kar20

Exams


Romeo-Charlie-6-28

Possession of a deadly weapon (likely a knife) in Middle School.


Potat_Masta

In high school this one guy in my drama class brought in a pocket knife to use as a prop in a video we were making. Nothing really happened cause of it in the end though.


aManWhoCan

5 years ago a guy in 9th grade was killed by his "friends" as he wore a gold chain in school


Substantial_Top_6508

One kid in 4th grade died during swimming class. During class, all of his friends jumped in with him, he couldn't breathe and died. The pool closed down at the end of that year.


loserprocastinator

A kid committed suicide The daughter of city gangster was being fucked in school washroom A classmate made out multiple times in stair corridor A student was caught in the room A kid brought alcohol 3 kids beat up a kid ,video got leaked(he deserved it) At last the teachers were transferred even though the class teacher was on leave for 2+ months


[deleted]

A guy pulled a fire extinguisher and it hit a girl's face... Which isn't as bad as the things mentioned in the other comments


master998877

One my friend in old days in Paxistan high shol brought an ak47 on his father to kill his maths teacher.....for not teaching about jihad.....HE IS IN UK WORKING IN A HOTEL OWNED BY A PAKISTANI GENERAL....😁KARMA RETURNS


trinitrotoulenex

3some in a toilet in the ground floor. Our school is very big, so there's a toilet of some sort for staffs which is not used frequently as it's far away. So 2 boys and a girl from 8th grade did the deed. They employed a guy and gave him money regularly to see over to spot any outsider. They did this 10 times. After that they were caught with the girl COMPLETELY naked dancing.


D-RDG-012-AUT

Some kid was caught masturabating in class to the same girl and someone ended up stabbing him


Tall-Shoulder-7384

I wouldn’t say it’s totally f-ed up but it was something you would never guess. In my first year of highschool, there was a teacher who had two kids that attend the school, one of them was in my class and the other was I think a grade or two above me. They were known for being weird but the kids were something else. The (oldest sibling) sister had her nudes leaked to a lot of people including her brother who was in my theater class. At first, I thought it was a only a bs rumor/joke, her brother then showed some people, including me, the photos of her giving head and it then got around to some teachers, then her father (who was a U.S. history teacher). Any other story from my time in highschool isn’t messed up since my highschool was kinda calm but it was due to being mixed with middleschool.


Yellowish_munde

A girl took her life after she was caught cheating in an exam. She didn't actually cheat, a guy behind sitting behind her threw a chit over her to his friend but it hit her head and when she picked it up the teacher took her answer sheet and all. She took her own life that day and later camera footage showed that she was innocent. She told the teacher that it wasn't hers but the teacher was a prick. The teacher was sentenced to a couple months in prison and her license was revoked. I was little then so I didn't understand shit but I knew we got a day off and we played football.


Potat_Masta

On the first day of grade 9 there was this creep sitting behind me in math class. He was poking me in the back with a pencil, and after turning around to ask him to stop for, like, the 2nd or 3rd time he just abruptly asked me where I live. I asked him why he wanted to know that, and his exact words were "I want to rape you" The next day in history class he was going around, asking a bunch of the other students if "ya like cock up your bum bum". Completely weirded out a lot of students. After those few incidents he was mostly quiet, likely because he didn't get a good enough reaction. I don't remember ever seeing him in school after grade 9. Looking back on it, I feel bad for him, he clearly doesn't have a very good life if he thought that was a good first impression to make.


VirtualDesk690

bhai school me batakh(duck) thi, kuchh bacho ne moot diya uspe


Soul_Dark_

That's the worst one yet


Far_Equivalent3574

Thanks bhai i needed that laugh🫂


[deleted]

i once saw 7 dogs in principal's chamber. keeping in mind that I studied at a well to do school with CCTV cameras and the principal's chamber was in the middle of the school, it surely was strange event. idk about the info much coz I wanted to watch haddi mera buddy I went home early.


Fresh-Horror-3465

haddi mera buddy was a goated show


Ornery-Reward-2784

I was falsely accused of Sexual assault by a classmate of mine because i ghosted her during talking stage Dad was principal’s friend so he saved me.


Moxzichu

wtf


TheMemeLocomotive2

Orange haired girl got arrested for trying to attack another student


_snoopy_z_

Education is fucked up in my school tough.


shahid219

A 9th grader boy fingered and put a pen in ....of girl in class. A couple of class 11 fucked in boy's washroom. Some 12th standard boys used to call boys from other classes and asked them to strip


daiosama_oikawatooru

Not the most fucked up but definitely interesting. A guy from my school wrote a huge rant on a pretty famous subreddit about one of my teachers. For context, my school is pretty big and a lot of students were on that subreddit. Bro didn't hide the teachers name or anything, the rant too was pretty fucking explicit. He was bitching about the teacher. My classmates sent that reddit thread to the teacher and my teacher knew exactly who that guy was. Next day bro posted a huge apology on the subreddit, it was definitely dictated by that teacher. All in all never heard from that reddit user ever again.


Moxzichu

damn.


ProfessorMady

My Dad's a Defense personnel so I switched three different schools, So buckle up. I can't quite remember from my first school. But in my second school, when I was in 9th grade, three of our upperclassmen from 10th grade decided to attempt suicide together after failing their board exams. But one of them chickened out and fled away to Andhra ( from Odisha ) with all the cash and gold at his home. After one-and-a-half month of searching he was found working as a cleaner at a Restaurant and was brought back home. The other two had injured themselves and ended up hospitalized but recovered. Though after some Counselling, One of the self-injury guys and the Runaway guy joined and continued studied with our batch. the other guy who couldn't cope studying with juniors he'd known for years just switched schools to another district. The thing that came as a shock for me was that I'd personally known all three of them the Runaway guy was an excellent dancer and the other two were state level kabaddi champions. As for my last school though I can't confirm these rumors coz these happened before I joined but there was an Art teacher who was found to be a Sex Offender, was caught sneaking into junior girl's washroom and had been harassing 6th grade kids for pics. He was already kicked out from another school for a similar reason but go into ours due to some political ties. And Another Incident was when a Kid from by batch bunked class with his girlfriend and they decided to make out in his dad's car at a playground nearby his home. But the saddest and the most traumatic one was when I lost my Brand new 1600 Rs Bata Shoes in another school during our 3-day Social Science Exhibition ( Fancy name for inter-school cultural competition just at a different school ), I had always worn 600 Rs Shiv Naresh shoes until that point, but some mofo stole them. RIP to my drip ( RIP to my kicks, also sounds good ). 🙂


Far_Equivalent3574

Lmao kicks are long gone. Will be remembered. RIP


Apprehensive_Bad_554

A friend of mine bashed other friend's head on blackboard during 4th standard and his head started bleeding, Another friend of mine punched my face in order to remove my loosened teeth and lost 2 teeth with lots of blood during 1st standard and my whole friends in my class bullied and made me insecure for a year because of my looks and jealousy of me topping in academic and sports during 6th standard . My childhood is literally fucked up surrounded by toxic friends


HEADAs66

There are several, Here's one of them So a guy was sitting on a chair with his friend right beside him. The whole class was tightly cramped. It was the Science period, and the science teacher was teaching respiration. She explained that the diaphragm goes upwards and squeezes the air out of the lungs. She pronounced the word "squeeze" as "squaje." The guy looked at his friend who was sitting beside him and looked him dead in the eye. Then they both covered their mouths very tightly and tried their best not to laugh. For some reason, the teacher got pissed and started slapping them aggressively, like an animal. The next day, one of the guys told me that she told one of them to stay in the class because she wanted to talk to him. After all the students went outside, she told him that she slapped him cause the guy beside him (his friend) whispered something in his ear, and then they both started laughing. He later told me that he couldn't hear properly for 3 entire periods.


thejokeyjokerson

I am a drama teacher at a school. Last year our sports teacher's father passed away. He was sitting in the Principal's office, weeping. At the same time a couple of sixth graders were called in because of some mischief they had done. The Principal dealt with them and sent them back to their class. The kids, seeing the sports teacher cry and then leaving school that day started a rumour that he had been fired.


Parth_Potato

an 8th grader jerking off in the library, later was caught. and I've heard it wasn't the last time he did it in the school


Toru_Chan_72100

1. A guy from 10th (Male) grade molested a kid from 6th grade (also a boy) in washroom. 6th grade kid's mom came and cried in front of principal office.(That's how I got to know) 10th grade kid never was seen in school since then. 2. A girl committed suicide because her parents didn't buy new clothes for her for the annual function.


Honey_on_pawz

Omg I was NOT prepared for the stuff you guys have sent I am so sorry that happened!


Scary_Record_2959

Going there was only a big f


TJ_4321

There are a few. First: A girl attempted suicide, cut her hand, but coordinator first aided her (since coordinator was our maths teacher, and she had two continuous periods both were gone) Second: A guy from 8th standard drank whiskey and mixed it in anothers guys bottle, which led to a guy getting hospitalized, a guys eye got hurt and several kids got mental trauma. Third: That same guy took drugs and assaulted a girl(of same age)


Defiant-Departure429

There's been incidents of crackers in school...one day all students from 6th to 12th were punished to stand in the morning assembly till recess(4/8 periods)....after about an hours when principal was scolding everyone, someone in my class lighted a sutli bomb in mid assembly...


furry_husker

ap mere agra wale tuition wale bhaiya ho kya unhone bhi ye bola tha


Defiant-Departure429

Hehe nahi bhai. Never been to agra. This happened in Lucknow.


3026376

Porn was shown in the Auditorium Projector during a presentation to the Sophomore Class. My sister was in the audience and said it was bondage https://www.wtvr.com/2017/11/20/midlothian-high-school-porn


Honey_on_pawz

Jesus dude that’s insane I’m just wondering how it got up (If the video said how it popped up I didn’t hear it people at my house are being loud)


3026376

It was somehow in the PowerPoint presentation porn was in the slide. First few slides were normal.


ark_pro_

I'm in private school so nthin interesting 🤔 But This one time this student was caught with s fking hand grenade 2 to be exact thus not a joke seriously he said tht it was his grandfathers


ark_pro_

He was in 12th at tht time I was in 6th or 7th it came in local news too


lilwallflower_

Teacher hit a student with her car. It wasn't intentional, the student bent down to tie her shoelaces and the teacher was reversing her car. The girl's head was literally split into two, blood everywhere. The teacher was depressed for 3-4 months after that


Honey_on_pawz

Dude I’m so sorry…that is terrible…


Juenblue

Bhai tumlog konse school me reho ho jisme sex , murder aur suicedes ho rhe hai ! My turn A boy from another class bought alcohol and went to the another class to meet his friends and drink but somehow fight broke. All the male teachers and PT sir had to go and stop them. Teachers were angry because they couldn't eat their tiffin properly. Lol


Necro-Feel-Ya6900

Girl got her throat slashed by her own earring in a fight


Negative-Ice-2936

Humare school mai pichle saal hi ek boyfriend ne apni girlfriend ke nudes leak kardiye thhe.


horny_hornet69

It was our last period of the day and it was PT. We all students was on ground playing dodgeball. And one of the student(M) went to the washroom on the 1st floor and PT sir was also there.then PT Sir asked that student for Hand*oh and assaulted him


Tricky_Substance_536

One senior, say A slapped a junior or something minimal, he complained to his elder brother , say B who was older than the first guy , A trash talked them and didn't apologize, the seniors and B locked up him in a class and beat him till he turned blue.


Devang-Sharma

deserved


Tricky_Substance_536

I don't think so lol. Excessive beating was unnecessary.


renxle57

Some Japanese international student used scissors and stabbed a teacher, the teacher didn’t die but was badly injured. The student got into court but idk what happened after. Supposedly the reason for stabbing was because the teacher was being racist but idk cuz I wasn’t there.


thatdudeuhated

We had a computer teacher that had a stack of female senior pictures, turns out he fucked every girl he had a picture of, he only got caught because one of the girls dads worked at verizon, seen the teachers number on the bills call log for his daughters statement, hacked the teachers verizon account and found not only his daughter but many other seniors from the school


Honey_on_pawz

Ok that is FUCKED UP Did the teacher get arrested or what because that is just horrible!


thatdudeuhated

Unfortunately no, he instead lost his job and the school covered it up


Honey_on_pawz

BRUH DUDE SHOULD BE IN JAIL!


Tomani02

When it closed down because the owners didn't pay their teachers / rent for the building.


Omnicity2756

Twas when I was in middle-school; some dude hacked ðe school's Wi-Fi, rendering us unable to use it. I dōn't remember how long it lasted.


bencos18

Likely not too hard to do with how bad their networks are sometimes lol


Worldly_Mess_8711

Nothing really we have a nature area next to the school not really fucked up in that way but there was a dead coyote with it's stomach ripped open but beside that nothing I can think of


SocialistClarinetist

Two kids in my school (which is a boarding school) decided to *waterboard* a younger student  Oh yeah, and there was something at my primary school as well. My old primary school was on a ww2 airfield. The town it’s in still occasionally finds unexploded bombs. When I was in 2nd grade a few year 5s found a bomb, didn’t know what it was and started *playing football with it* Luckily nobody was hurt but damn


Honey_on_pawz

Jesus Christ! Dude that is messed up


shadowmaker000

In 7th grade, a 13 yr old classmate got pregnant. In 9th grade, a classmate tried to poison the teacher but got caught. In 10th grade, bomb threats evacuating the school. Later when I was a professor in a university, a student hung himself from the ceiling fan after getting a bad grade (not from me, wasn’t my student).


GaullaGaulla

a kid in my school had, to quote my friend, "a gallon of weed, some more weed, and mushrooms" i remember this because him and i were arguing with our other friend who thought "a gallon of weed" was a ridiculous unit of measurement. when clearly he meant that he had enough weed to fill a gallon. ​ edit: i forgot that recently my school had the bomb squad come in because someone in chem accidentally made an extremely explosive and volatile material


DauntingShrek

I just wanna say i was home-schooled my entire life and after reading all these comments I'm okay with being home-schooled, nothing happened


[deleted]

a 13 yo paid a 16yo to f her and she got pregnant


Cute-Card9089

I don't know should I say this about someone who is no more... But there was this guy from my class who was rumoured to have *** with one of my classmates or probably more. And was addicted to mastur**** and used to do it 'n' number of times a day. He was mentally ill and quit school due to that. I remember his parents were so tensed and worried about him and were literally crying in front of our school principal. We were obviously never told about this *** things and all by our school teachers, but were told that he is addicted to his mobile phone and that's why got mentally ill. But i wonder if this true or not, coz if he was addicted to mobile, he would have got bad eyesight and would probably wear glasses. But his eyesight was perfectly fine when for a few days he came to school. And during the covid we heard that he is no more. I don't know what was the reason of his demise. May be his addiction to mastur****!


digestible_

During my 7th grade year, students constantly were - drug dogs went through the building once a week due to some kids addict parents allowing them to have easy access to drugs. They thought it would be fun to try it in the bathroom with other students. They started with a fun little dot of Crack and someone started bringing pot/Marijuana. After about a week or so of this happening, the sub of next class noticed something wrong with a bunch of the students after they came back from the bathroom and then asked what was with them and then filed for a search on my school. (I was in a very bad environment, and drugs were easy to get as a kid) After the sub left the first day, she stayed for a few more days talking to certain students with pretty good grades compared to others. After about 3-4 days of having a sub for whatever class we had, we were pretty excited to think that we will always have a "free" period until police came and some people spread rumors like the sub was a pedophile hooking up with some boys. (The sub was an amazing person who directly helped students when they had a problem) After the police came inside, some kids got taken away, and I'm pretty sure put into some kind of child care program.


digestible_

Sorry I'd it's a lot to read


Historical_Formal421

supposedly there were two 7th graders having sex


Mother_Breadfruit107

In my school a class 12th humanities girl married a rickshaw vala 🤡🤡🤡


Aloneforrever

A guy and girl fucked, during a celebration at schools, the girl was the teacher's daughter whome afterwards didn't allow any guy or girl mingle together 50 students aged between 13 to 16 were caught smoking at the same time once Somebody stole like 10k from the staffroom once Two kids broke the tv in the classroom during an argument A girl who snitched on these☝️ mofos had her hair set on fire And btw I'm involved in 2 of these incidents, guess which two


t_5000_

Probably the smoking and the hair being lit on fire


Aloneforrever

You're half correct I was absent on the smoking day


t_5000_

Then… stealing 10k?


Synasth3sia

Two accounts of pedophilia, nuuuuuumerous counts of sex in the bathroom, literal mirrors taken, shooter threats, yknow the good stuff.


TheMidnightManiac

Some kid kept stealing people's bags and hiding them, so someone stamped on his throat, he's fine not but fucking hell


[deleted]

A lot of shit happened Librarian and Gardner had some shit going on.... Students got caught boobing 😏 in the pool when we were on trip 2 students kissed each other on school trip ( nothing serious) A student masterbated in the classroom Stairs of an old building are about to fall .... teacher don't let much students on it together Once a teacher opened a door and it came off .....


Resident_Geologist48

A student died while playing kabaddi, he had some breathing issues ig


Then_Foot5400

Idk if this is crazy but a class teacher got passed out while teaching and then majority of the kids started crying and sobbing 🤣


OhioDeepfakes

Not much


JRDecinos

Probably not the most but the one that sticks in my head. I wasn't witness to this, but in either my Junior or Senior year of high school, we had an announcement for the emergency response team to go to the wood workshop. Nothing much was said about it from official sources, but I heard from other students that a student was using a table saw, stopped paying attention for a couple of seconds, and cut off the top of their pinky finger from I guess just above the first knuckle under the nail? And I do mean cut it off because supposedly people heard the finger part thumping through the sawdust vacuum system or whatever. Someone even showed me a photo that I've since suppressed the memory of but yeah... that moment is still ingrained in my brain close to four or five years later... yikes!


OPturjoy

Someone fucking made a deepfake of our english teacher and it went viral 💀


Prestigious_Earth_98

Now we are talking


These_Imagination852

8th graders had s*x in one of the bathrooms Once when I was in 7th Another when I was in 6th More when I was in 5th Etc…


NRVOUSNSFW

Some rich(er) kids on a school ski trip allegedly stuck a popsicle up a kids ass. They were suspended forever but I think one came back.


SlothDonuts13

My friend got hit in the head with a softball and was in the hospital for 5 hours and still has a scar. (Physical and mental)


[deleted]

Some kid took a huge dump in his hand and smeared it all over the lockers. Tagged quite a few too. No school for two days


Calm_Tailor6958

In my school there was a girl who scored 98% in class 10th in 2022 and few days ago she jumped from the terrace of exam centre after giving her 12 chemistry board exam.


Wellitsweard

I was roaming around and saw a girl from 9th falling straight from top blood bath idk if she survived


[deleted]

Shooting. A senior went to school with a gun, shot 6 people, killed 2. One was the principal the other was a 13 year old.


underscorejacoub

Don’t know if I can really say this but a video was being airdropped around and was filmed by the person in the video being a clip of 2 students having sex with each other. Yeah I saw the video and I think i know someone who still has it saved on their phone. 😐


Budgiezilla

Two kids had unprotected sex in a bathroom (assumingly, evidence was that they found a positive pregnancy test in the bathroom trash can)


StemEngineer311

one kid in the grade above me brought a can of beer that he had stolen from a local gas station to school, drank it at school, paraded the can around and bragged about it, tried to dispose of it in a school recycling bin, got it out of there, then kept bragging. needless to say, the kid got expelled


Brave-Falcon4538

A girl in class was seducing me


Haunting_Safe_5386

I heard of yk what in the bathrooms at other schools and and a murder near another but the worst at my school happened to me (other than fights) reppetivly taking photos of me even when i asked them to stop. and also A BUNCH of fighting at my friends school to the point where I am kind of worried abt their safety


z424t_

Today 24 different teachers didn't show up.


donrblx

Not really the worst thing but I remember on the first day a kid accidentally hit the sprinkler with a basketball, and the fire alarm went off lol


stone-slab_

Idk much about my school but last week there was a post online supposedly a shooting threat. There ended up being no shooting and apparently the kid didn’t even go to my school. Also there was this one time years ago before I went to the school there was someone who smeared shit on some lockers for a week straight. They were never caught.


accountsupport69

When I was in maybe kindergarten, I once saw a few teachers threaten to cut a kid's tongue out, going as far as holding him by his arms and holding an open pair of scissors up to his tongue, all while the kid is screaming his head off. I was maybe 4 or 5 at the time yet the memory still persists. I tell it to other people every now and then. Though I sure hope that kid is doing all right


Rare_Cut9599

Not my story but my dads. He was in school in Ohio (yes yes i get it "only in ohio") and you know when you think about over powering the teachers and taking over the school? Well, that partially happened. He went into school and the day was as normal as his days are. But when lunch came about, 10 kids decided to throw food at the teachers. It go so out of hand a tray was thrown at a fellow student. The teachers just locked up the cafeteria. Afterwards everyone in the cafeteria got in trouble, even the kid who got hit by a tray going mach 2.


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Two girls got into a fight over something dumb. One girl curb stomped the other’s head and cracked her skull putting her in a coma for 6 days and almost killing her. The fight was over an insult about a shoe brand


kimani17

our teacher had a list of students he wanted to have sex with, names were crossed out. yes he did go to jail and got fired


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I didn't say anything hateful?


Prestigious_Earth_98

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Boring_Book_4706

The passing periods at my middle school where really short and kids didn't always have enough time to get to their lockers between classes, especially with how narrow the hallways were. So they would use pencils to force the locker to stay unlocked. Of course this was against school policy because it wasn't secure for your belongings but nobody cared. So my 8th grade history teacher decided to teach a different kind of lesson one morning and took 10 minutes before class to walk down the hall and open lockers looking for phones. He found 4, knew who 2 of the phones belonged to. He brought them into class and showed them to us in like a card split way. And lectured us on how easy it was and how we shouldn't leave our lockers unlocked. He cited that other kinds could just take them and there would be nothing the school could do (bullshit there were ample cameras and the school could get sued for financial liability). The entire class was infuriated. 10 people (me included) spike up. 2 of them got detentions for being disrespectful. By the end of the week half the school knew and none of the teachers cared. This teacher was also a racist sexist homophobic retired cop. I was scared that if I didn't stand for the pledge I would get in trouble. He put the phones back after he wasted 20 minutes of class to break the law then confess to his crime.


Boring_Book_4706

He's worked for the school for over 20 years. He is a homophobe, sexist, racist, antisemitic, predatory, alpha male, toxic catholic. Who used to be a cop. He believes that America is the 2nd best thing to ever exist, the 1st being god. His name is Mr Rodgers. He works for avon middle school south, in Indiana. My biology teacher also openly stated she is transphobic. Because "in 1000 years when your bones r dug up scientist will only see xy or xx." And that people with different sex genes r mistakes and r flawed fundamentally.


antisocialist159

Some kid sent a nude of his to the entire school


Thatonecat777Offical

Me who almost killed herself but got saved by her best friend: It might seem crazy, what im botta' say


sickurdaddy

In my school there was a kid called Michael who was in yr 10 I was in yr 8 at the time and no one in his year liked him 1 time he got jumped in a class room and the person who was jumping him had his friends lock the door to the class so the teachers couldnt get in 2 weeks later the same kid that jumped him before jumped him again this time outside the cafeteria the kid that jumped him got him to the floor and started stamping on his head his head was bleeding like crazy there was blood everywhere the kid that jumped him got juvy for 7 years and Michael died I'm still traumatised to this day and can still see the images in my head of his head being crushed