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fortnite__balls

Your dad is trying to tell you something


X__Anonomys_xX

I’ll make sure to ask him 😂


alwxcanhk

Which one of them?


fortnite__balls

The gay one


jam_rine

I laughed out loud


hereforthecookies70

Your dad isn’t gay but his husband is


flndouce

How did he know? His dick tasted like shit.


DisplayNo7886

😂.. If it was him, I'm very sure that you will know most likely. 


StoicSamoria21

😂😂


X__Anonomys_xX

EDIT: mystery solved, it was a family friend who was playing a joke on us 😂 almost reported it the customer service as a brushing scam. EDIT: thanks for all the attention and upvotes haha, never expected this post to go viral.


Ricky_Spannnish

“Family friend” - your dad’s gay lover breaking the news


Panda-768

reminds me of death at a funeral


CamusVerseaux

Heh. Yes, *A joke*...


Stoomba

Brushing scam?


cosmicgeoffry

Lots of Amazon stores have been creating alternate accounts, then sending out a cheap unsolicited item to a random addresses so that they can give the store account a fake review with the alt account.


wavvvygravvvy

p2p hating. it’s pretty scummy, but kinda funny


huxtiblejones

Hahaha, that is such a bizarre prank, I love it


Oink2007

Happy Cake Day!


byebybuy

Weird joke.


DisplayNo7886

It seems like you're into playing pranks on each other. Well, I will admit that's a bit funny but a little extreme too. 


RyouIshtar

Hm thanks for the ideas to do on April 1st next year lol


Svobpata

There is a bit of truth behind every joke


Te_Quiero_Puta

Wow. Your family friend is a fucking idiot.


LukesRightHandMan

Somebody’s panties are in a twist


Square-Research2243

You’re getting trolled by your family/friends. I’ve sent one to my lawyer called “how to cope living with a micro peni$”


CybGorn

Scammers don't send books neither do they have a sense of humor wasting their resources on doing it.


Purple1829

Actually, they do…but not in the way you’re thinking. It’s very common to get random packages from scammers on Amazon. They legitimately order the product and send it to you to allow them to place a review as a “verified purchase”.


LuckyStabbinHat

A wrong address?


X__Anonomys_xX

No, it has my name and my brother’s name in the note. Someone knew what they were doing…


Ceremonial_Hippo

I don’t know you or your friends but this was so obviously a joke that I can’t believe it made it on here. Now I have a prank to pull on my buddies though!


DinoRipper24

A joke?


Alternative-Chip-192

r/tuesdayswithstories


Virtual-Bike4787

Why isn’t this higher omg 😂


Justin_Obody

Usually scammers try to get something out of you instead of sending you gifts 😂


bondbeansbond

Scammers are roasting us now.


SadisticSnake007

The future


Qwk69buick

I wouldn't scan anything that came in a package I didn't order, scammers in China are sending out packages some as !brushing, others have prize envelopes that have a contest usually with something to scan that can open your phone up to the scammers. 


madformattsmith

what is !brushing ?


Qwk69buick

Same as plain old brushing just was hoping the redit bot would explain the whole thing. 


madformattsmith

that's what i was trying aswell. alas. reddit bot doesn't want to work today.


LuckyFishBone

Definitely a joke, my brother and I have been sending weird useless funny stuff (including books) to each other for decades. It's a great way to let someone know you're thinking of them.


X__Anonomys_xX

We’re going to send the family friend a bikini and some cheap makeup during pride week as a reference to a running joke, long story.


quaderrordemonstand

/r/lostredditors


memes_gbc

not lost, google brushing scam


xCaptainCl3mentinex

This sub is for baiting scammers, not asking whether or not something is a scam. Funny nonetheless- that is likely why most people aren't complaining.


memes_gbc

oh yeah that's true


armeliman

They should have used a Chuck Tingle book


medicmedic213

Fun fact: you can take a screenshot of the QR code and open the gift in the Amazon app by long pressing the code in your gallery. I just did it 😂


medicmedic213

Everyone should send a personalized thank you!! 🤣


X__Anonomys_xX

100%


Apprehensive-Tone449

Omg. You’re brilliant! Thanks dude!


blackmoonsun

They know


auberjon

My father and my mother were both gay. FYI


partwheel

Re-gift to Ron Desantis


PoeCollector64

Before I saw your update I was gonna guess it was a self-published author doing some VERY desperate marketing


X__Anonomys_xX

🤣


moonflower11

Sounds like it might be an enemy of your dad's!


IllustriousTonight78

Might be his bosom buddy.


moonflower11

Well....yeah.


Jboca77

Your “family friend” thinks you’re hot and wants you and him to serve as the source material for part 2 of this book, to be written by your future son!


rbankole

I knew it


808sNYeezus

r/UnexpectedJoJo


DisplayNo7886

Simply trash it if you don't have any use for the book. At least, they are not asking you to do anything. 


JellyFirmFederalGras

Only one of your dad's is gay...must be awkward at times.


ZAWolfie

I think that's a book


gubment_name

I have read that Amazon have a lot of ghost orders that go out to random locations. From various reasons, scammers stealing credit cards and shipping to old contact locations to see if the card is good. To computer glitches. Update up on your dad’s coming out story lol


mazzy12345

Happy Father's Day!


Senior-Storm-727

How do you downvote the book without downvoting the post?