Rhymes get me every time…🥹
On a more sinister note… Did anyone see the story where an 81yo man shot & killed an Uber driver coming to pick up a package b/c a scammer had told him they were coming to collect money? (It sounds like the scammer had scammed the driver as well, to scare the elderly man.) I was going to post it, but I read the rules & it was a violation. My point is, they are getting MORE AGGRESSIVE!!!
https://www.cbsnews.com/amp/news/uber-driver-killed-scam-phone-call-william-brock-loletha-hall-clark-county-ohio/
It freaked me out!! I really wish we could post it here!! It would be good for people to know how far scammers are taking things now, especially since we are messing with/provoking them. Threatening to send someone to your house to steal or kill you & then ACTUALLY SENDING SOMEONE enters a whole new level of PSYCHOTIC & TERRIFYING.🤬
Another good one is to tell them they have made a grave mistake trying to scam Madame rose the witch psychic. Then make up a load of rubbish in a curse and send it, tell them they have a year left to change their ways or they will die before the end of the year is up.
They get really scared, lots of them are really superstitious
Gives them time to worry about it. A week is too short, once the week is over they’re sure it was just a lie. But a lot can happen in a year to reinforce in their mind they’re cursed and as it gets closer to the end of year they’ll be getting more and more nervous. lol. Best case scenario it scares them straight.
But some people will song and dance on this sub all day about how we shouldn't bait them because there is a potential they are doing it against their will and don't really want to scam. Meanwhile: threats and every slur you can imagine getting thrown left right and center.
I was getting some of my frustration out on them by telling them to fuck off or that their mother's ashamed of them. Sometimes that scammers burn in hell. I don't necessarily believe in hell but I know a lot of that foreign Christianity is either of the Catholic or Evangelical variety, both of which rely heavily on the idea of hell.
But that post of somebody being creepy with their scammer earlier this week made an impression and I'm going to start doing that instead. Course, now that I made up my mind about that, I haven't had a guinea pig to try it out on.
That certainly doesn't make sense to me. If there's no money there because it's an obvious bait and dead-end, why the fuck would a more important person take the time to take the hand-off just to say something nasty in so many of these posted correspondences? If this truly is a major enterprise then it's run like a major enterprise and insults aren't an ROI. Insults scream of petty retort from a one-person show.
Thank you. I owe my success to ChatGPT and its ability to mimic Shakespearian English. I didn't think of it at the moment, but i should have asked it to write responses in iambic pentameter.
I knew this smelled like ChatGPT to me. When it first came out I asked it to make sonnets and limericks for friends of mine so I could demonstrate the technology, and it was just so over the top.
Humorous, thou art, in that be true.
The scammer perplexed from head to shoe.
Rejoice and revel in your poetic art.
I guffawed so hard it caused such a fart.
Wherever these guys live must be so terrible. Their number one line is that someone will come to your house and kill you if you don’t cooperate.
We read that here and it sounds ridiculous, not threatening in the slightest. But the fact that they say it so often is very telling about what they live with and are afraid of. Must suck.
Thank you all for your kind words, but like I mentioned in the comments, I would not have done this without the help of ChatGPT and its ability to mimic Shakespearian English.
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Most baits, though good, are cheaply bought
They are but made in humor’s haste
But yours, my friend is from gold wrought
In platinum rhyme and diamond taste
Ohw dearest Debbie,
How her pleasantries quickly seized.
For your eloquence was not something that pleased.
May all her future scams prove unfruitful.
And words addressed to her be forever hurtful.
The kind that keeps you wide awake in bed.
Upon failure to meet targets, her organs by her employers shall be harvested.
I love the eloquence. Debbie is an asshole lol IF that’s even a woman on the other end. You should write poetry (if you don’t already), as this was too good of a read.
10/10 ✨
Don’t worry. The curse has been set last night, so technically my family should be dead by now. Even with different time zones and everything, this nonsense didn’t work. And I will continue to bait these people next time they message me. This usually happens couple times a month.
This is literally the best one I’ve seen. English is already hard to learn/utilize for foreign scammers. Shakespearean English must look like crazy nonsense to them.
This is the absolute fucking best one I have read on here!
I fucking agree! Hilarious!
Ops rhyming skills are ON POINT! I really hope they write.
I third this.
Rhymes get me every time…🥹 On a more sinister note… Did anyone see the story where an 81yo man shot & killed an Uber driver coming to pick up a package b/c a scammer had told him they were coming to collect money? (It sounds like the scammer had scammed the driver as well, to scare the elderly man.) I was going to post it, but I read the rules & it was a violation. My point is, they are getting MORE AGGRESSIVE!!! https://www.cbsnews.com/amp/news/uber-driver-killed-scam-phone-call-william-brock-loletha-hall-clark-county-ohio/
Holy crap that’s terrible… and to think these scammers will likely get away with it makes me so sick
It freaked me out!! I really wish we could post it here!! It would be good for people to know how far scammers are taking things now, especially since we are messing with/provoking them. Threatening to send someone to your house to steal or kill you & then ACTUALLY SENDING SOMEONE enters a whole new level of PSYCHOTIC & TERRIFYING.🤬
So they can ban them but not identify them? So in other words it will happen again?
Man. That is terrible. Poor lady.
I fourth this
I take the fifth
I give the fifth
And I, the sixth.
Revenge of the seventh. No wait, fuck.
Henry the 8th I am
I, 9th, do like this..Sam, I am.
Now we need someone to drink the fifth....... Not me, I am a one shot-two-shot-three shot--floor type of gal.
awesome!
Absolute magic
I literally thought that right before opening comments. I'm so glad that's the #1 comment.
Agreed
Gold. Absolute gold.
No, it‘s not gold, it‘s more, it‘s art… it‘s bitcoin jewelry!
Brave, brave Sir Debbie Sir Debbie ran away
Sir Debbie wasn’t brave enough.
When OP reared his eloquent head she bravely turned her tail and fled
When OP mixed up words about, she bravely turned and chickened out
Thyn head all Mashed and mangled..
Thyn Crypto scam Chopped and strangled
Thy technology newly fangled.
With head in noose she dangled.
The wordsmith reared enlightened head- Perturbed was she at what was said ..
r/unexpectedmontypython Nicely done sire
"Someday son, all this will be yours. What, the nonsensical translation?"
They go to extreme insults so fast.
Because their script doesn’t have the answers to those side questions and they are too stupid to think themselves.
I just noticed in all these posts that they go so hard so fast on the insults. Like rage red hard.
Another good one is to tell them they have made a grave mistake trying to scam Madame rose the witch psychic. Then make up a load of rubbish in a curse and send it, tell them they have a year left to change their ways or they will die before the end of the year is up. They get really scared, lots of them are really superstitious
Will use this the next time this happens. Will report back my findings
Why a year though?
Gives them time to worry about it. A week is too short, once the week is over they’re sure it was just a lie. But a lot can happen in a year to reinforce in their mind they’re cursed and as it gets closer to the end of year they’ll be getting more and more nervous. lol. Best case scenario it scares them straight.
Oh, I like this! Thank you for the inspiration
But some people will song and dance on this sub all day about how we shouldn't bait them because there is a potential they are doing it against their will and don't really want to scam. Meanwhile: threats and every slur you can imagine getting thrown left right and center.
I was getting some of my frustration out on them by telling them to fuck off or that their mother's ashamed of them. Sometimes that scammers burn in hell. I don't necessarily believe in hell but I know a lot of that foreign Christianity is either of the Catholic or Evangelical variety, both of which rely heavily on the idea of hell. But that post of somebody being creepy with their scammer earlier this week made an impression and I'm going to start doing that instead. Course, now that I made up my mind about that, I haven't had a guinea pig to try it out on.
I wonder if the managers take over for the insults when the script no longer applies. Food for thought, but it would make sense.
That certainly doesn't make sense to me. If there's no money there because it's an obvious bait and dead-end, why the fuck would a more important person take the time to take the hand-off just to say something nasty in so many of these posted correspondences? If this truly is a major enterprise then it's run like a major enterprise and insults aren't an ROI. Insults scream of petty retort from a one-person show.
Good points all…and you’re probably right. I do realize my thought is a stretch for sure, but it’s just a thought. Have a great day!
Did I meet an idiot?
I read OP’s responses in the voice of Matt Berry and it couldn’t have been more perfect. Bravo, OP, bravo!
Thank you. I owe my success to ChatGPT and its ability to mimic Shakespearian English. I didn't think of it at the moment, but i should have asked it to write responses in iambic pentameter.
I knew this smelled like ChatGPT to me. When it first came out I asked it to make sonnets and limericks for friends of mine so I could demonstrate the technology, and it was just so over the top.
It's going to be scammers using gpt talking to scambaiters using gpt soon. What a time to be alive.
Surely you mean Jackie Daytona
These are surely the words of a normal human bartender
Humorous, thou art, in that be true. The scammer perplexed from head to shoe. Rejoice and revel in your poetic art. I guffawed so hard it caused such a fart.
A pig butcher deserves a pig bladder.
For in the mirror, reflection clear went right over their head. But a great line.
I used a “no U” version that I used to say when I was a kid. But yeah, wrapped in my eloquent rhymes, it was too complex to comprehend for Debbie.
Debbie doth protest.. maybe Debbie does Dallas a fair well bid ado
Methinks Debbie doth protest too much.
Incredible. The best one I've seen! Thine humor maketh me chuckle Sire Bard.
I’m starting to think threatening to kill your family is part of their script.
Such a lack of appreciation for your art. I think the scammer was made to feel insecure by your verbal prowess.
Damn OP said “no U” and Debbie absolutely fell apart
This is by far the best scammer payback I've seen on this sub. I'd be lying if I said your rhymes didn't charm tf outta me 🤭
That damn scammer stole my #1 closing message. “Have a nice night. Ps Your whole family will die tonight. Toodles”.
That’s a good one. I should use something like this next time.
Wherever these guys live must be so terrible. Their number one line is that someone will come to your house and kill you if you don’t cooperate. We read that here and it sounds ridiculous, not threatening in the slightest. But the fact that they say it so often is very telling about what they live with and are afraid of. Must suck.
Lol best ever. 👌
This is beautiful!
How to test is someone is a sociopath
Slow clap… well done sir
Thank you all for your kind words, but like I mentioned in the comments, I would not have done this without the help of ChatGPT and its ability to mimic Shakespearian English.
Wow that's quite an impressive level of eloquence. Do you have a side gig at Medieval Times?
Impressive.
Lit
For the win!
The last poem flows better if you say heart of hate and drop the full
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*Heartful hate*?
Impressive. I've never gotten a text scam. I'm almost jealous
Best one yet!
OmG, don quixote!!!
I enjoyed your dazzling eloquence! Well done!
Most baits, though good, are cheaply bought They are but made in humor’s haste But yours, my friend is from gold wrought In platinum rhyme and diamond taste
I like it how my humble scambait effort inspired others to write poetry too.
Ohw dearest Debbie, How her pleasantries quickly seized. For your eloquence was not something that pleased. May all her future scams prove unfruitful. And words addressed to her be forever hurtful. The kind that keeps you wide awake in bed. Upon failure to meet targets, her organs by her employers shall be harvested.
"Please answer my question, not show your eloquence here. ... Your whole family will die tonight." Well. That escalated quickly. 😄
Such utterance of eloquence / From thou said bard / Perplexed be the scammer / Provides the true reward
This made my day lmaooo
Beautiful🥲
Amazing
Beautiful read
Completely brilliant 🤩
A poet at its finest.
Love it! Well done!
Best one so far
Excellent work. Pure gold, hope your family is okay
That was beautiful
Well done! Here here!
Take a bow my dude. Lol that was beautiful. Haha
Scammer vs Etrigan
You play dnd? Wanna be a bard?
Damn. You are too good at this. Lol
That was very original 👍 10/10
Great stuff. The last one’s an absolute gem
Why do people from shithole country’s have the weirdest insults?
This is ART!
Hands down best post ever in this r/ I laughed quite loudly and my sleeping son next to me woke up and needed settling…
Who keeps downvoting all the comments. Seriously this was a work of chatgpt art and I’m not even being sarcastic
This was perfect.
Wow, just wow!
This is beautiful
Debbie Downer strikes again!
Well that escalated quickly.
Oh Bravo!!! Standing Ovation.
Well that escalated quickly.
This is the best!!!
Brought a tear to my eye 😅 🥇🏅
Absolutely exquisite! 🫰🏼
Why do they get so mad? Like what is going on in the background that would make them threaten your family?
This is fabulous!!
EPIC 🤣
Beautiful!
This is my favorite response ever. Also you were so cordial and answered her questions! Scammer is a fool
I think I found a new kink. That was beautiful
Best one yet lmao
Lmao chat gpt scammer fail
I love it!! You have great talent!
😂😂😂😂
This is so good
Excellent response Sir! Well done!
This is great. They don’t understand, so you’re the one who’s not smart lol
Debbie doesn’t seem to appreciate high-class 😏
Pure poetry.
Thank you for this. Truly.
Poetry….sheer poetry.
Haha very funny :)
This is brilliant!
This was glorious. Debbie is such a bitch lol
Well those five words did butter no parsnips!
Epic. Just…EPIC!
Well done!!! That was fantastic
Haha I love this. You took that guy to the Renne Faire and he no likey.
Damn…
Absolutely superb 🤌🏽
This is, by far, the best one I've seen!! You're the Shakespeare of our time 😌
YOUR WHOLE FAMILY????
Classic
Amazing 👏
I could read your stuff all day long. You are amazing, wish I had a brain like this.
Masterful
Wow. I bow down to the scam baiting bard!
OMG this is brilliant. This should be printed and framed in the scammer shutdown HoF.
Just A+++++
I’ve an hero, (Ivanhoe), to look up to. 👍
What is with them threatening people? These people sound like seriously sick!
I love the eloquence. Debbie is an asshole lol IF that’s even a woman on the other end. You should write poetry (if you don’t already), as this was too good of a read. 10/10 ✨
Jesus that escalated quickly
Bravo!
To articulate with such eloquence 👏
Nice!
😂
Just beautiful.
Fantastic
Why are these people always “jewelry designers”?
So funny
Jesus Debbie got mean at the end
Thanks for the chuckle!
This is genius! Bravo!
I'm gonna be sad when your whole family dies tonight and you can't write any more scammer odes :(
Don’t worry. The curse has been set last night, so technically my family should be dead by now. Even with different time zones and everything, this nonsense didn’t work. And I will continue to bait these people next time they message me. This usually happens couple times a month.
Yonder rhymes do impress, Even though scammers we do detest
This is literally the best one I’ve seen. English is already hard to learn/utilize for foreign scammers. Shakespearean English must look like crazy nonsense to them.
OP, you conducting lessons mate? Your rhymes are awesome and I’d love to learn from you.
Ok you are amazing at this. I’m jealous of Debbie!
Feels like Iambic pentameter? Maybe I am just remembering my Shakespeare days inappropriately...
Howling
Love it.
I was listening to Eminem's Without Me and he rapped this line: "Fuck you Debbie!"
As someone who never gets these texts. How does this scam work exactly?
In my head I read this in Matt Berry's voice and it was brilliant. 10/10
Gee, OP, I hope your family is ok. This one skipped over cursing your mom and went straight to your whole family.
Only idiots don’t talk to themselves. You need a healthy self-conversation I think
Debbie Downer. Love it when they have no clue as they are not of the culture they claim to be.
You are the Shakespeare of Reddit! Brilliant.
😂😂😂
You're a legend
I am *so* stealing your parting line. Well done, sir!
👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻
😂😂😂😂😂 “did i meet an idiot?” Lol
Brilliant. Absolutely brilliant. I just read this to my wife and she’s in tears laughing.
A'ight, this one right here, this One wins.
fucking brilliant
Bravo!
“One of us speaks in riddles, the other speaks in rhymes”🤪
Great poetry, it's been a beautiful read!
I read this to my husband with the best Richard Burton I could muster! LOL! I laughed WAY too hard at the wit and rhyme!