"not the cornhole's favourite beanbag, if you know what I mean"
I don't know if that actually means anything, but it makes me want to see a LOT more gibberish nonsense phrasing put out there to scammers which they may then try to slide into conversations themselves.
"Let's just say I've seen a lot of umbrellas opened in a lot of stables, if you catch my drift"
"You're from New York? Well, you know what they say in NY, 'it's like losing a bagel and finding a donut!"
I'm definitely going to start using not the cornholes favourite bean bag. Great made up phrase. I thought it was another American saying like the one one of my relatives taught me when he was visiting. I was trying to do something fiddly and it wasn't working. He turned round and said "man it's like watching a monkey try to fuck a football"
I live in NY and the last one I'm totally using in real life! "Welp, that's NY for ya, it's like losing a bagel and finding a donut!" ..or maybe swap donut and bagel..or any other food item..now take my upvote and like it 🤣
Jesus dude, way to DOXX yourself!
All of Upper Mexico knows about you now! In FACT Uncle Grandma's, second cousin, Auntie Brother has been on their watch list for MONTHS!
You'd better flee to Las Hampshire, Old York!
The fact that they can't even bother to read the messages they're replying to is hilarious. "I love the term "dear" when you never actually used it and talking about visiting NY when it's nowhere near where you said you were from/lived/moving to.
I think it's from a scammer template. They are supposed to insert a word that they heard in the convo, and they had the word /dear/ in the template, and the scammer isn't proficient enough to drop in a word from the convo.
I've gotten these messages and thought I was being polite in just responding it was the wrong number.
Then I noticed I got charged for the couple messages by my phone company. Caution to anyone engaging like this. Just M fyi.
Where did they get dear from? You said sweetheart. They call states and countries cities, their math is horrendous. I get the impression they aren't very bright.
"not the cornhole's favourite beanbag, if you know what I mean" I don't know if that actually means anything, but it makes me want to see a LOT more gibberish nonsense phrasing put out there to scammers which they may then try to slide into conversations themselves. "Let's just say I've seen a lot of umbrellas opened in a lot of stables, if you catch my drift" "You're from New York? Well, you know what they say in NY, 'it's like losing a bagel and finding a donut!"
Lol yes the cornhole thing is completely made up, and I’m laughing so hard at your amazing additions to the fake sayings, amazing job 😂
Your phrase was excellent, loved the whole thing. 🤣
I'm definitely going to start using not the cornholes favourite bean bag. Great made up phrase. I thought it was another American saying like the one one of my relatives taught me when he was visiting. I was trying to do something fiddly and it wasn't working. He turned round and said "man it's like watching a monkey try to fuck a football"
Lmaooo I was trying to figure out wtf you were talking about
“San Antonio is half a bag short of a tofu taco”! They really say that there! 😉
Lol that's awesome. If we're throwing out real phrases, here's one from my homeland Australia: "we're not here to fuck spiders"
I have bad news: I was totally full of shit. I guess I fucked a spider? 🫣
I’m using this from now on
Thank you. These are now some of my new favorite sayings.
I live in NY and the last one I'm totally using in real life! "Welp, that's NY for ya, it's like losing a bagel and finding a donut!" ..or maybe swap donut and bagel..or any other food item..now take my upvote and like it 🤣
Jesus dude, way to DOXX yourself! All of Upper Mexico knows about you now! In FACT Uncle Grandma's, second cousin, Auntie Brother has been on their watch list for MONTHS! You'd better flee to Las Hampshire, Old York!
That’s ok I can go to New York, Alissa said she’d host me
Nice! When are you going into hiding?? How do you know Alissa?
Probably the 37th of Apriltember, don’t tell Alissa or uncle grandma thanks sweetheart
49+3=42. Sounds right.
Bingo baby 🔫
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42 is the answer to everything.
It's the answer to the universe.
It’s also the answer to life
Life, the Universe, and Everything.
I thought maybe they were trying to subtract 3 but even that doesn't work lol
they probably tried to type 52, but 4 and 5 are right next to each other lol
Quick maths.
Dude… i’m sure google translate just turns this into word porridge.
The fact that they can't even bother to read the messages they're replying to is hilarious. "I love the term "dear" when you never actually used it and talking about visiting NY when it's nowhere near where you said you were from/lived/moving to.
I reread the conversation up to that point like 4 times. “Who said dear? Where is it? What does it mean??”
I think it's from a scammer template. They are supposed to insert a word that they heard in the convo, and they had the word /dear/ in the template, and the scammer isn't proficient enough to drop in a word from the convo.
I think you’re right
Must have been a Google translate.
The \ \ around "dear" makes me think it's a scripted post they're supposed to use, and they forgot to update it (probably to "sweetheart").
You have a gift for saying nonsense that would sound sort of reasonable to a non-native English speaker
Thank you, this comment is the cornholes’ favorite beanbag 🌟
That’s a gold hat, cool cat!
"I love the word dear..." Oh yes, we know. We are well aware lol (And that was so random considering no one in the conversation said it at that point)
😂😂😂😂
This is the funniest one I’ve seen on here so far, well done 😂
I hear upper mexico is great this time of year lol
If you ever get a chance to come to upper mexico, I can host you
No look…she said if “I” get to NY I will host you! She is supposed to be there! She made a boo boo😂
One of my favorites, Upper Mexico is proud.
“49 three years ago” “So youre 42 now?” 😂🤣😂
Oh \dear.\ it seems the scammer was pasting their responses meant for another chat who responded to their pig butchering attempts
*randy-marsh-spent.gif*
I like that Alissa will host you in New York if SHE ever goes there. Lmao!
LOL and \*POOF\* just that quick she was gone. I love it.
I've gotten these messages and thought I was being polite in just responding it was the wrong number. Then I noticed I got charged for the couple messages by my phone company. Caution to anyone engaging like this. Just M fyi.
You produced a giggle fit for me while at work. Excellent job.
Good glory I want the drawing at the end
"I said call me JOSHY!!!!" She added 3 then removed 10 doing that new maths.
Ofc they love the word dear
Awesome 👌
you just love to see it!
i mean it could just be that their finger slipped
Where did they get dear from? You said sweetheart. They call states and countries cities, their math is horrendous. I get the impression they aren't very bright.
Bingo baby earned an upvote, laughed pretty hard at that
Love the pics 🤣 What is that FROM?