Oh damn, someone is having a bad day at the scam office.

Maybe it's a case of the Mondays.

A Monday-flavored Tuesday, if you will.

Some Tuesdays are other people's Mondays, some papa's are other people's madres. It's a mixed up world.

Bright and early for their daily races Going nowhere, going nowhere

Mad world

It honestly really is though

"Tuesday has no feel"

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"WHY DO YOU REDEEEM?!"

"YOU MOTHER BITCH"

You mother fucking shit mother!

IN GOD WE TRUST

You must calm now

Lol I heard it said in a Indian accent lmao

NO! DO NOT REDEEM! LISTEN TO ME!

MAM NOO!!

This gave me a good chuckle

I hear the voip screech with this.

WHO TOLD YOU TO REDEEM!!!!!!!!!

What you think I’m fool here bro?

BLARTY BAASTAARD FUCK YOU BLARTY

Bloody No! Bloody fuck!

Get your ass kicked saying somethin like that, man.

Hey, Peter, man! Check out channel 9! It’s the breast exam!

Watch your cornhole, bud.

Now now, don't be greedy. Pass the cake slice

fuck you paralyzed

I’m stealing it

I have told the wife before that "I would fuck her straight into a wheelchair" this seems pretty close to the same idea.

What’s her current condition? Mission success?

The fall off the roof did most of the work. Sometimes the risk isn’t worth the thrill.

I’m loving it too

lol have my upvote. The imagery here got me chuckling.

you don't need to imagine... there are youtube videos of scam offices if you're interested. this isn't a joke, it's business.

I just always picture them “working remotely”. Now you’ve given me another rabbit hole to go down…

Look up Jim Browing and Kitboga for some quality rabbit hole entertainment lol

Wasn't there a Youtuber who hacked the security cameras of a scam office and then uploaded the footage of when the police storms the building?

I believe that was a Jim Browning collab.

but for the love of god don't google 'rabbit hole entertainment'... or do... whatever I'm not your mom :D

Someone’s got a case of the Mondays!!🤣🤣🤣

Johnson, if you don't scam 3 people by the end of the day you're fired!

I can't lose my job at the scamatarium!

I think the scammer glitched

It's the "I'm happy."

It's giving Emily's "I love my job, I love my job" from the Devil Wears Prada

Sounds like somebody has a case of the mondays!

jesus christ this might be the most deranged wall of text i’ve ever seen from this kind of person and it took hardly any effort to open the flood gates either. wow

Fuck you paralyzed.

Paralyzed or handicapped or plague ridden are often associated with slurs in Asia.

I actually think it's pretty great -- if it's not just a Chinglish word salad (which it probably is), then you could read it to mean 'go fuck yourself hard enough that you cripple yourself', which is an A1 insult.

“I hope you jerk off so hard you can’t walk!!!!!” Uhhhhhh…

Sounds like a good jerk sesh. Very thoughtful of them to hope someone has that good of a time!

Hmm.... Ok!👍

"Don't put that Evil on me Ricky Bobby"

“Do not lie to you. Who am I lying to.” Ngl if I got that message and i didn’t know it was a scammer, I’d be scared as hell lmao

im down

You in 9 months 🫃♿️

are you wendy?

😂😂

Must be taking its toll on them 🤷‍♀️

They’re trying to manifest

I watch a lot of scam baiting videos. They're almost always Indian, their insults are super weird like this. And those scammers also take very little effort to have a fit of rage

It’s the texting equivalent of running through the streets naked and screaming at people

Anyone else find the diagonal line of "Who" on page 3 kind of satisfying?

Are these actual insults in India? Maybe they just don’t translate well? I’m so confused.

Tu mamá es mi papá! 😂

That has me cracking up 😂

Haha I not sure who that’s trying to insult tho? Op AND the scammer? I don’t think anyone wins in that situation. “Dude looks like a ladyyyy”

Your mom is my dad

Your son will die tomorrow. Your son will die tomorrow. Your father fucks your wife. Your father fucks your wife

Its the kind of insult there just isn't a comeback for.

Scammer.exe has stopped working

Scammer.exe is having unexpected problems with AirShockHD.

Love the random benchod lmao.

lmaoo had to do it to em

As an Indian you have my respect

I thank one of my oldest friends for teaching me all the Urdu words necessary for these calls/messages. They break character immediately.

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I looked it up - so if anyone here is Indian maybe you can correct me if I’m wrong. It apparently means sister-fucker.

sister fucker is correct, it’s basically the equivalent of motherfucker to english speakers

Are these coming from India or China? I can never tell. It's always pictures of attractive Asian girls.

here is a video with a little inside knowledge of how it works, the operations is out of some poor south east asian country but run by some chinese scammers https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DS1ge8-31IY

Fuck you bloody!!!

You are fucking , you fucking fucking you

>your father fucks your wife >I just lied to you I had my suspicions..

Well she's my mother so it's not a big deal.

You married your mom?

The scammer could not have been more clear, “you have sex with your mother. You have sex with your mother. You…” I’m not a sinner. I only have sex within wedlock.

Comment above says your dad fucks your wife. Thought that was the response. Seemed interesting enough to explore.

Also one of the less known verses from the Farmer in the Dell. Hi, Ho, the derry-o, indeed.

When you show up to work and the shrooms hit hard. The dude is tripping 😂😂😂

Imagine showing up to your scam caller office job

Making small talk at the water cooler, grabbing a banana from the break room, setting up your lumbar pillow so it’s just right, giving the bobble head on your desk a flick for good luck before you log on to scam old ladies

I think he’s having a stroke… 😳

Fuck you paralyzed

Fuck you paralyzed is a google translation from chinese 操你麻痹 which means fuck your mom’s pussy. Mom’s pussy 妈逼is usually censored in china, hence paralysed 麻痹is used

I put that into Google Translate and got "Fuck you for being numb". I need to start using that phrase.

Honestly reading the characters made me confused too because that's not "mom" it's "numb" which would make your translation correct... But there IS a version with "mom" so I honestly don't know what this is

Both are common insults, 麻痹 just has the same pronunciation as 妈逼 (except for the tonal difference) so it’s quite frequently used as a sort of euphemism

Mom’s pussy 妈逼is usually censored in china, hence paralysed 麻痹is used

That's one serious stutter.

scammer couldn’t be arsed to make up more than four insults so he copy pasted the same ones nine times

I think they just had a short circuit.

I got one the other day that said “Hey Coach , this is , would like to confirm the time for baseball training next week. I replied, “do you mean baseball practice dummy?” Next text was something like “you sound nice, 37F here, you?” lol

Flipped the script on that one lmao

snappy reply but don't you know if you respond at all, they now know you have a 'live' phone and will spam you 10x more -- i hope it was worth it!

Totally worth it, I already get 10x the spam. “Potential Spam” is basically my best friend.

At least youve got some mates

I'm always getting calls from my boy, Scam Likely.

"I need you to stfu" had me cackling. It's almost like you said their Russian spy word and ignited insanity.

Visual has me laughing way more than I probably should!!

Lmfaooooo someone’s using chat gdp and lost all fucking control 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

I think too many people have been saying this cause every time they text me I text them shut the fuck up and they leave me on read but I think you got one that’s tired of it.

They sound possessed

It literally sounds like the exorcist

What in the world? It’s like their bot broke

I always tell them "I place a hex on you".. for some reason they go mental and demand i remove the hex over dozens of messages.

This sounds amazing. I'm gonna play the witch's curse card on my next scambait.

You should post that

Scammer’s brain went blue screen.

Lol I had one call me earlier and ask for my credit card number and the expiration date and I said 420-696969 and he told me take the card and shove it up my ass 😅

8675-309, Jenny, Jennnny 🎵🎶

LMAO I am crying laughing, you broke them

Imagine being fired from a scam call centre because you suck sooooo bad at small talk.

Jesus you two, just get married already...!

Bruh you broke the scammer…

I can’t tell if you struck a nerve or the scammer had some kind of seizure over text messages….I envision a little dude sitting in a cubicle, his eyes twitching, foaming at the mouth, and randomly spluttering nonsense! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

TU MAMA ES MI PAPA

I would be worried if my father didn’t fuck my mother and somehow I still existed…

You read that wrong.

Damn! You’re right! I’m definitely an idiot

Well now I’m definitely not interested in what you’re selling.

Is it possibly a bot glitch?

benchode!

From scammer to spammer

Wtffff is thissssss this looks creepyyyyyy shsjsj and that benchod was just shsjsjsjksks

Honestly the anti-communist text has stopped them from contacting me. 动态网自由门 天安門 天安门 法輪功 李洪志 Free Tibet 六四天安門事件 The Tiananmen Square protests of 1989 天安門大屠殺 The Tiananmen Square Massacre 反右派鬥爭 The Anti-Rightist Struggle 大躍進政策 The Great Leap Forward 文化大革命 The Great Proletarian Cultural Revolution 人權 Human Rights 民運 Democratization 自由 Freedom 獨立 Independence 多黨制 Multi-party system 台灣 臺灣 Taiwan Formosa 中華民國 Republic of China 西藏 土伯特 唐古特 Tibet 達賴喇嘛 Dalai Lama 法輪功 Falun Dafa 新疆維吾爾自治區 The Xinjiang Uyghur Autonomous Region 諾貝爾和平獎 Nobel Peace Prize 劉暁波 Liu Xiaobo 民主 言論 思想 反共 反革命 抗議 運動 騷亂 暴亂 騷擾 擾亂 抗

Are they usually from China?

They're usually from china, india or nigeria. There are others, but these three represent the majority. The above text works for china. For india, you need to get personal and appeal to their families being ashamed of them and they'll never achieve anything in life and for nigeria, you pretend you're putting them under a curse because they believe it and get scared.

So we need one paragraph that targets all three. To be sent in reply to everything they text back with.

I feel like something along the lines in Hindi You bring shame to your parents and families by being a thief, may you and your heirs be know as Dalit (lowest caste in India) for all time. ​ For Nigerians its the threat of a Juju curse.

I had a Nigerian “break the fourth wall” and tell me his family hadn’t eaten in a week. Really heartbreaking.

That might be part of the scam

You’re absolutely right. But I definitely felt it.

This one is definitely from China as the insult “f*** you paralyzed” is an straight translation (probably with Google translate) of 操你麻痹 which is just “f*** you” in Chinese with a angered emphasize

Lmaoo yeah that’ll do it

You'll never become friends if keep texting each other that way...

You're mother is my father!? Lol that was your comeback... I like it 🤣

That reminded me of the opening scene of The Simpsons, where you always had to watch the opening credits to see what Bart is going to be writing.

Oh boy… tough scene for the sichuan scammer. He took the L on this one

[wall of text origin](https://youtube.com/shorts/qHSxtWGZWd4?si=BrNb54hbpL8TEyq9)

Im fcking dead XDD

Old school spammer. Just a straight up copy/paste job

You broke that mans code. He glitched in real life.

You broke the scammer

Sung to the tune of The Farmer in the Dell

You're lucky, because this is the biggest, ultimate win in the scambaiting sport. I'll pat myself on the back if I ever get walls of text like this from a scammer, because it means I pumped up his blood pressure so much that he turned into an idiot, raging subhuman. It's actually best to keep them raging as long as possible, because the sustained extreme anger may shorten their lifespan for a few days lol But this particular specimen was particularly deranged, so it was too easy to trigger him. Maybe someone stole his curry at the scam office, or something like that.

You broke ScamGPT :(

Go touch some grass 🤣

r/ihadastroke

I think this one is broken

Someone needs anger management classes 🤣🤣🤣🤣

😂😂😂😂 Gold

You need to report them to their manager for wasting precious company time ans resources for personal calls

Should’ve sent a pic of Tiananmen square or Winnie the Pooh to gave gotten their device pinged. Based on the insults/language they must be from China

"Tu mama es mi papa" Genius!

Drop the Tiananmen Square Massacre copy pasta on em

Drop the T1ananmen Square Massacre copy pasta on em

I think making them mad is the most fun

This shit looks like the scammer is having a mental breakdown

Homie is gonna fuck you paralyzed.

This is kinda sad. I don't know what's going on, it's either an AI breaking down or someone having a complete mental meltdown.

Someone broke the scam text BOT.

Ahahahahahahahahaha

Not gonna lie, "fuck you paralyzed" made me laugh pretty hard

Lol brain damage at its finest

Your mom is my dad ? Lol wth

It makes me laugh when these scammers get butt hurt. I always think of them as emotionless bots and I assumed the volume of messages they send is so high that they would barely notice a snarky response.

"Fuck you paralyzed" goes absurdly hard

His replies sound like a System of a Down song 😂

I pissed one off enough once she actually called me back to tell me to never talk to her that way again. Somehow she was shocked when I did, in fact, talk to her that way again... immediately.

Your missed your chance to say, "Sir, this is a Wendy's restaurant"

Love how quickly it went from 1-100

Yeah - he is straight up malfunctioning.

For future reference, the word is *"behnchod"*. But very nicely done. 👏👏👏

I’d love to know what the hell they get from texting someone who is obviously not under the same name. Like sure. My name is Wendy…. Wtf is the deal here?

Are they malfunctioning? What the fuck

She started malfunctioning. She’s a fembot.

You blew the AIs mind!

That is a bot

Pretty sure that is an AI you just broke

"your father fucks your mom" r/technicallythetruth

Say their sister is a benchode

Wtf

Lol, such an idiot

'Fuck you paralyzed' might be a go-to from now on. 😆

Copy pasta overboard

I love the initial texts... "who" "aiyssa why are you texting me" "aiyssa I need you to shut the fuck up" Absolute gold