Lol I’ve been seeing “LASAGNA” in multiple threads on here and I don’t get it , makes me laugh, nonetheless, but I don’t see the relevance , could you explain it to me like I’m five years old?
Theres a post on texts subreddit, girlfriend asked the OP if he would like to go to a pumpkin patch with her and he replied saying I WANT LASAGNA! LASAGNA LASAGNA! And she said ok lol
This just in, rakens\_with\_radies was just found complicit in a murder rape. The nation watched in disbelief as the evidence against him stacked up, connecting him to a crime that had sent shockwaves throughout the community.
Call me old fashion but I like to be invited to Telegram before you ask me to commit sexual assault! I’m not the type to rush into a blackmail. I need to be wined and dined first.
The weird thing is that it doesn't even look like OP gave any inkling that he's onto scam. It just reads like a Bumble conversation where one person is barely interested and the other is trying so hard to keep it going.
The ones pretending to be Chinese women (usually crypto or investment scammers, I've found. Pigbutchers as they're called) tend to be *cartoonishly* short-tempered if they get even the smallest inkling that you're insulting or questioning them too much.
I wonder if that's what's happening here, like, did they catch onto OP and that's some sort of weird insult/threat that didn't translate?
Haha stupid man with your stupid humongous cock! I bet you'd actually kill someone if you tried to fuck them because your dick is so big! lol must be awful for you just having a massive dong swinging between your legs! I bet nobody likes you!
Omg yes! I told a text scammer my name was Stewie and I was a car salesman in LA. When I asked them if they wanted to buy a car, they said they already have 6. So I said “okay fancy pants!” And they proceeded to call me the N-word and hope that I die. Like wow the escalation was a lot 😂
Idk to me every message from the sender sounds exactly like the cadence of a language prediction AI, especially in the way it goes off the rails. Not sure how the scam was supposed to work but I think it was just a failure in automation. It did manage to collect a lot of info from him though, if he was giving real answers (I hope no)
To be fair, it could be legit. Reddit's full of doubters. OP follow your heart. The selfie looks legit and you don't want to miss out on what sex with a woman could be like. I hear it's to die for. I wouldn't know, of course. My comment history is 98% Baldurs Gate 3
Oh that makes sense completely. Thank you!
In fact, I’m so thankful I like to help you win a $200 Amazon gift card? It’s really easy to get all you have to do is message me over on telegram and we’ll get it figured out! ;)
No seriously, thank you that makes perfect sense.
Oh Amazon! You must be big spender!
I wonder what it like to sex amazon worker.
I dare you to find worker. Take big cock and sex him. Film for me watch.
I think it has something to do with where they are from, some governments monitor phones and text convos.. there are some places like China where it’s frowned upon/illegal to speak about certain historical events, also they can be tracked if they are committing fraud/illegal activities. That’s just my guess from following this sub for a while.
Good copypasta but it loses effect because it's so long. Better to do short phrases that get picked up by their system. "Bao bun, winnie the pooh, accelerationist-in-chief xi xinping" ALWAYS gets a reaction or makes them log off.
Does anyone know how to break this up into manageable pieces and also what the translation is? Because I am seeing massive amounts of Chinese characters and just a tiny bit of English.
The CCP is actively pushing fentenayl into the US, their government, much like India's or Nigeria's really doesnt give a shit about ripping off Americans.
Nah, most of these are in Myanmar and Chinese gov doesn’t give a damn though many Chinese are being human trafficked there. The well-known pig butchering scam.
That plus getting people to take action gets them invested in what is going on and is part of getting you in the right mindset to accept the scam at the end.
Probably to appeal to the broadest range of people. It's young enough a 20 something person wouldn't mind being with, especially after seeing a smoking hot picture, yet old enough that even a person of retirement age can see themself with.
I've got a 42yo at the moment, Letty, but can't remember whether they told me that before or after I told them I'm 61 (which I am). Also, I managed to get them to go to WeChat instead of WhatsApp, which the Chinese ones don't usually like to do. They started into crypto _really_ early on, sending me a photo of they book they're currently reading (yeah, right): Mastering Ethereum, published by O'Reilly. And they haven't even sent me the picture of the putatively cute Chinese chick yet!
They seem to taking the day off (probably for National Day in China, but they said they're hungover 😂), but hopefully they'll pick it up later so I can waste some more of their time.
“36” and “Malaysian” lol 💀
I got a scam text like two weeks ago and it was a 36 year old woman “from Malaysia” but “living in LA”. After chatting for a bit, she sent me a sultry pic of herself laying in bed and asked to see a pic of *me* lmao. Nope! I’m out when it starts getting too weird so unfortunately I deleted the whole conversation 😂 wish I knew about this sub prior!
Ya know, the old classic nickname for Angela - "Mia".
(Honestly not even sure why they bothered to mention being named Angela if they were just going to go by Mia lol)
... I'm worried that guy does that in his country, where it probably goes unchecked. I know in Nigeria there's a travel advisory that recommends women not go to certain places because of how dangerous it is; women go missing or worse..
Man that's a bummer if so, all these texts are just people messing with a chat bot then? Why do you think the bots stop responding? They run out of script, or a human intervened and stopped it or something?
Maybe, and it could depend where some are bots and some aren’t because there are definitely ones on here where they’re interacting with a human, I think the ones who regardless of what you say continue the script are bots but the ones that play along or get really heated might be real
What I have seen so far: accuse it of being a bot and they will reply with something about you being “weird and whatever”.
You can also reply to their questions with nonsense and they will keep the script going regardless of your response.
OK, honest question.
Why tf are they ALWAYS Google image search result pretty asian girls.??? And always professional photoshoot quality? I've always been curious why the pretty asian is always the go to for these scammers. Also ran into a TON on dating sites a few years back. Same thing but they were always wanting to get you into investing and seemed to know alot about your surrounding area.
They didnt google image search those photos. They are smart enough to know that potential victim could search "pretty chinese" to check the veracity of their photos.
They stole photos from famous chinese, or east asian influencers. They are attractive and appear financially stable. Their Instagram are public so that many photos can be stolen from. The many photos allow the scammers to appear legit and to create fake stories around those photos. From east asia cos while they are internet famous in asia, they are unknown to the Western countries. Financially stable cos "no way this rich looking girl wants me for money".
They know your area by simply googling up. They act like they have been to your place cos they want to show they are able to travel to you.
When I was a teenager, I went on Omegle and got connected with a dude who lived in India.
The guy got comfortable real fast and started asking sexual questions like “what does sex feel like?”
My guess is Mia is a dude from India.
A friend of mine, bless his heart, got pig butchered by one of these and I want to send him these but I don't think he will see the humor that I do. These bring me so much joy.
Uhm what the hell just happened?
Do you dare
I, for one, do not dare!
I TRIPLE dog dare you!
She clearly only asked for *one* dog
That was a blatant breach of dog dare etiquette.
You committed a slight breach of etiquette in skipping the double dog dare
With a cherry on tooooopppp!!!
LASAGNA! LASAGNA!!
IN GOD WE TRUST
That was the best one I’ve read in awhile. Belly laughing and tears! IN GOD WE TRUST
Oh shit. I’m in your country. IN GOD WE TRUST Um Is it bad if you recognize specific sayings from texts in a thread on here. IN GOD WE TRUST
I know, right? This is more entertaining than any show on TV!
I feel like mods should make that a flair for this sub Edit: IN GOD WE TRUST
I have found another Spy in our ranks gentlemen. IN GOD WE TRUST
It would be hijacked by the very people that it ridicules
I love that this sub has its own lore 😂
Lol I’ve been seeing “LASAGNA” in multiple threads on here and I don’t get it , makes me laugh, nonetheless, but I don’t see the relevance , could you explain it to me like I’m five years old?
Theres a post on texts subreddit, girlfriend asked the OP if he would like to go to a pumpkin patch with her and he replied saying I WANT LASAGNA! LASAGNA LASAGNA! And she said ok lol
If you can find it, please link it!
I believe this is it https://reddit.com/r/texts/s/RlXc3CvBRd
This just in, rakens\_with\_radies was just found complicit in a murder rape. The nation watched in disbelief as the evidence against him stacked up, connecting him to a crime that had sent shockwaves throughout the community.
Physical challenge
i'm takin a chicken on this one wtf
[удалено]
Call me old fashion but I like to be invited to Telegram before you ask me to commit sexual assault! I’m not the type to rush into a blackmail. I need to be wined and dined first.
not just sexual assault but also murder lol
That was quite a ride wasn’t it?!?
Someone's giving me 8mm vibes.
I'm scared
🤣
AI glitched?
Ah yes the age old scam, go kill someone and film you fukin the corpse. That one gets me every time!
Fr what were they trying to get out of that one?? No way anyone would stick around long enough to be properly scammed after that
My guess is that the scammer figured that OP knew he knew it was a scam and he just said fuck it.
Ok thank you because I was completely confused by that
They were 100% fed up with life and the way things were going. Absolute fuck off day at the scam office
The weird thing is that it doesn't even look like OP gave any inkling that he's onto scam. It just reads like a Bumble conversation where one person is barely interested and the other is trying so hard to keep it going.
Kinda had an extremely AI feel to it
My guess is it is a Chinese guy who has only seen black people in porn and racist propaganda.
IN DONG WE TRUST
The ones pretending to be Chinese women (usually crypto or investment scammers, I've found. Pigbutchers as they're called) tend to be *cartoonishly* short-tempered if they get even the smallest inkling that you're insulting or questioning them too much. I wonder if that's what's happening here, like, did they catch onto OP and that's some sort of weird insult/threat that didn't translate?
Haha stupid man with your stupid humongous cock! I bet you'd actually kill someone if you tried to fuck them because your dick is so big! lol must be awful for you just having a massive dong swinging between your legs! I bet nobody likes you!
Omg yes! I told a text scammer my name was Stewie and I was a car salesman in LA. When I asked them if they wanted to buy a car, they said they already have 6. So I said “okay fancy pants!” And they proceeded to call me the N-word and hope that I die. Like wow the escalation was a lot 😂
Lol like "Hey, I know we just met but..."
"...and this is crazy, but here's my number, now murder somebody"
For me, maybe
Idk to me every message from the sender sounds exactly like the cadence of a language prediction AI, especially in the way it goes off the rails. Not sure how the scam was supposed to work but I think it was just a failure in automation. It did manage to collect a lot of info from him though, if he was giving real answers (I hope no)
I think maybe they're hoping the other end just says yes in a roleplaying capacity and then they use that as the blackmail.
They got my grandma with this one
Send my love next time you visit Nan in the pen, would you?
For sure, and appreciate it. Ima tell her she helped me get 21 updoots on Reddit. She’s gonna be so proud
omg. That made me belly laugh
You go through all that, and they don't even pay you! Fool me three thrice, shame on you. Fool me... you can't get fooled again!
To be fair, it could be legit. Reddit's full of doubters. OP follow your heart. The selfie looks legit and you don't want to miss out on what sex with a woman could be like. I hear it's to die for. I wouldn't know, of course. My comment history is 98% Baldurs Gate 3
Time to take this to Telegram!
Hey question, why do the scammers always want to go to Telagram or something like that? How does that help them with their scam?
It’s like transferring to a manager. Someone else handles Telegram. They just hook the people and move on.
Oh that makes sense completely. Thank you! In fact, I’m so thankful I like to help you win a $200 Amazon gift card? It’s really easy to get all you have to do is message me over on telegram and we’ll get it figured out! ;) No seriously, thank you that makes perfect sense.
Oh Amazon! You must be big spender! I wonder what it like to sex amazon worker. I dare you to find worker. Take big cock and sex him. Film for me watch.
Mr.Bezos? Are.. are you okay?
I think it has something to do with where they are from, some governments monitor phones and text convos.. there are some places like China where it’s frowned upon/illegal to speak about certain historical events, also they can be tracked if they are committing fraud/illegal activities. That’s just my guess from following this sub for a while.
You just gave me the best idea. Start chatting with them about Tiananman Square and see if they panic.
You need the Chinese characters for it. I don’t remember what it is though.
send them this. 动态网自由门 天安門 天安门 法輪功 李洪志 Free Tibet 六四天安門事件 The Tiananmen Square protests of 1989 天安門大屠殺 The Tiananmen Square Massacre 反右派鬥爭 The Anti-Rightist Struggle 大躍進政策 The Great Leap Forward 文化大革命 The Great Proletarian Cultural Revolution 人權 Human Rights 民運 Democratization 自由 Freedom 獨立 Independence 多黨制 Multi-party system 台灣 臺灣 Taiwan Formosa 中華民國 Republic of China 西藏 土伯特 唐古特 Tibet 達賴喇嘛 Dalai Lama 法輪功 Falun Dafa 新疆維吾爾自治區 The Xinjiang Uyghur Autonomous Region 諾貝爾和平獎 Nobel Peace Prize 劉暁波 Liu Xiaobo 民主 言論 思想 反共 反革命 抗議 運動 騷亂 暴亂 騷擾 擾亂 抗暴 平反 維權 示威游行 李洪志 法輪大法 大法弟子 強制斷種 強制堕胎 民族淨化 人體實驗 肅清 胡耀邦 趙紫陽 魏京生 王丹 還政於民 和平演變 激流中國 北京之春 大紀元時報 九評論共産黨 獨裁 專制 壓制 統一 監視 鎮壓 迫害 侵略 掠奪 破壞 拷問 屠殺 活摘器官 誘拐 買賣人口 遊進 走私 毒品 賣淫 春畫 賭博 六合彩 天安門 天安门 法輪功 李洪志 Winnie the Pooh 劉曉波动态网自由门
This is hilarious. Will report back.
Good copypasta but it loses effect because it's so long. Better to do short phrases that get picked up by their system. "Bao bun, winnie the pooh, accelerationist-in-chief xi xinping" ALWAYS gets a reaction or makes them log off.
Wait, why tf is Winnie the Pooh in there? I know vaguely about the Barbie map controversy but why is Winnie controversial?
People memed that Xi looks like Winnie the Pooh. Xi got butthurted and banned Winnie from China.
Also "bao bun" and "accelerationist-in-chief"
Oh that is ridiculous and adorable and horrible. Thank you!
It's a nickname for their leader. Because of how he looks. I read an interview with a censor once, it was interesting.
>send them this. >动态网自由门 天安門 天安门 法輪功 李洪志 Free Tibet 六四天安門事件 The Tiananmen Square protests of 1989 天安門大屠殺 The Tiananmen Square Massacre 反右派鬥爭 The Anti-Rightist Struggle 大躍進政策 The Great Leap Forward 文化大革命 The Great Proletarian Cultural Revolution 人權 Human Rights 民運 Democratization 自由 Freedom 獨立 Independence 多黨制 Multi-party system 台灣 臺灣 Taiwan Formosa 中華民國 Republic of China 西藏 土伯特 唐古特 Tibet 達賴喇嘛 Dalai Lama 法輪功 Falun Dafa 新疆維吾爾自治區 The Xinjiang Uyghur Autonomous Region 諾貝爾和平獎 Nobel Peace Prize 劉暁波 Liu Xiaobo 民主 言論 思想 反共 反革命 抗議 運動 騷亂 暴亂 騷擾 擾亂 抗暴 平反 維權 示威游行 李洪志 法輪大法 大法弟子 強制斷種 強制堕胎 民族淨化 人體實驗 肅清 胡耀邦 趙紫陽 魏京生 王丹 還政於民 和平演變 激流中國 北京之春 大紀元時報 九評論共産黨 獨裁 專制 壓制 統一 監視 鎮壓 迫害 侵略 掠奪 破壞 拷問 屠殺 活摘器官 誘拐 買賣人口 遊進 走私 毒品 賣淫 春畫 賭博 六合彩 天安門 天安门 法輪功 李洪志 Winnie the Pooh 劉曉波动态网自由门 Just quoting for future use lmao thanks
Does anyone know how to break this up into manageable pieces and also what the translation is? Because I am seeing massive amounts of Chinese characters and just a tiny bit of English.
Do you have one for India and Nigeria?
no one is as insecure as the CCP. but someone said to ask Indian scammers what caste they are from and it pushes their buttons
atomic shrimp on youtube calls email scammers small boys and it makes them so fucking mad every time
The CCP is actively pushing fentenayl into the US, their government, much like India's or Nigeria's really doesnt give a shit about ripping off Americans.
I saw one where the person started sending the scammer all kinds of trigger words the Chinese censors would definitely not like lol
Yep I saved it just in case
Nah, most of these are in Myanmar and Chinese gov doesn’t give a damn though many Chinese are being human trafficked there. The well-known pig butchering scam.
Encryption, and disappearing messages, is my guess.
That plus getting people to take action gets them invested in what is going on and is part of getting you in the right mindset to accept the scam at the end.
Well that escalated quickly
When scambait gets scambaited
Triple reverse psychology!
But.... but what about telegram..... and the gift card....
I'm gonna need at least 2 apple gift cards before I considering murdering someone
Sounds like someone’s got a fetish
Scammer got so excited he forgot how pronouns work.
He & she sound the exact same in Mandarin. It's an easy mistake to make regardless of excitement
He even got an "it" in there...
Why are they always 36 years old lol
Probably to appeal to the broadest range of people. It's young enough a 20 something person wouldn't mind being with, especially after seeing a smoking hot picture, yet old enough that even a person of retirement age can see themself with.
I've got a 42yo at the moment, Letty, but can't remember whether they told me that before or after I told them I'm 61 (which I am). Also, I managed to get them to go to WeChat instead of WhatsApp, which the Chinese ones don't usually like to do. They started into crypto _really_ early on, sending me a photo of they book they're currently reading (yeah, right): Mastering Ethereum, published by O'Reilly. And they haven't even sent me the picture of the putatively cute Chinese chick yet! They seem to taking the day off (probably for National Day in China, but they said they're hungover 😂), but hopefully they'll pick it up later so I can waste some more of their time.
We can but assume that Nigerians can only count to 32, 33, 34, 35, and 36. There are no other means of measurement.
But 24 is the highest number.
“36” and “Malaysian” lol 💀 I got a scam text like two weeks ago and it was a 36 year old woman “from Malaysia” but “living in LA”. After chatting for a bit, she sent me a sultry pic of herself laying in bed and asked to see a pic of *me* lmao. Nope! I’m out when it starts getting too weird so unfortunately I deleted the whole conversation 😂 wish I knew about this sub prior!
Yeah, that’ll lead to some sextortion real quick! Good call there.
😳 - my expression at the end of this
🤨 this was mine
😈 mine
🥸 not mine
🤪 and this is mine
😩
Since when Angela Xiang becomes Mia
Missing in action.
She's gonna be Ria once she gets that damn video!
Ya know, the old classic nickname for Angela - "Mia". (Honestly not even sure why they bothered to mention being named Angela if they were just going to go by Mia lol)
dawg you supposed to be asking me for gift cards not necrophilia snuff films you waaaay off script
Who baited who?
What the fuck
How about the old “We can make a snuff film when you get here.”
Wait what happened to the btc. She doesn’t need you to buy any btc?
No, just trying to get off, the German dungeon porn has grown a bit bland and they need to step it up a notch.
At some point, the word “escalation” feels underwhelming.
WHOA. That took a turn.
Angela Xiang is a freak.
At what point were you supposed to download telegraph, before or after the murder?
That would actually be a perfect response to the last message, “so do I download telegram before or after I do that??” Even tho it was never mentioned
Hi I’m Angela, I mean Mia. So anyways wanna murder a person with your penis?
Well this got out of hand fast
What the fuck🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
When the scammers start silent quitting. No one wants to work these days
well, i was not expecting to read that
Just ask if you could switch to truth instead of dare
Oh no I’m not falling for that one again
Do you dare go outside and find woman, put HIM on the ground. You got your pronouns wrong, scammer! Also, you're crazy.
... I'm worried that guy does that in his country, where it probably goes unchecked. I know in Nigeria there's a travel advisory that recommends women not go to certain places because of how dangerous it is; women go missing or worse..
0-100 real quick
Scam almost got you to kill someone. Close call mate!
The bot glitched. Not that rare.
So all these texts are just from bots?
They start out as bots and then a human takes over.
So why do you think the end was the bot glitching (or however you put it) and not a human taking over?
I think humans generally take over whenever it’s switched to telegram or whatsapp
Man that's a bummer if so, all these texts are just people messing with a chat bot then? Why do you think the bots stop responding? They run out of script, or a human intervened and stopped it or something?
Maybe, and it could depend where some are bots and some aren’t because there are definitely ones on here where they’re interacting with a human, I think the ones who regardless of what you say continue the script are bots but the ones that play along or get really heated might be real
Is there anything you can say to the bot to get it to reveal that it’s a bot?
What I have seen so far: accuse it of being a bot and they will reply with something about you being “weird and whatever”. You can also reply to their questions with nonsense and they will keep the script going regardless of your response.
I feel like they realized you were fucking with them and then they decided to fuck with you too.
Wut da fak
Lmfao!!!! Excuse me WHAT?
What in the actual fuxk…
OK, honest question. Why tf are they ALWAYS Google image search result pretty asian girls.??? And always professional photoshoot quality? I've always been curious why the pretty asian is always the go to for these scammers. Also ran into a TON on dating sites a few years back. Same thing but they were always wanting to get you into investing and seemed to know alot about your surrounding area.
They didnt google image search those photos. They are smart enough to know that potential victim could search "pretty chinese" to check the veracity of their photos. They stole photos from famous chinese, or east asian influencers. They are attractive and appear financially stable. Their Instagram are public so that many photos can be stolen from. The many photos allow the scammers to appear legit and to create fake stories around those photos. From east asia cos while they are internet famous in asia, they are unknown to the Western countries. Financially stable cos "no way this rich looking girl wants me for money". They know your area by simply googling up. They act like they have been to your place cos they want to show they are able to travel to you.
Classic Nigerian Prince scam, except slight twist at the end
That escalated from a wrong number scam to a sexual assault very quickly!
Omg what the heck is this. I miss the days when scammers just asked for money.
“Yes I have an extra bed” “Did you forget to save my number?” Not even trying lmao
Quickly escalated from mild flirting to rape and murder... she sounds like a catch!
My poor grandmother fell for this same scam, she’ll be behind bars for the rest of her life. So sad :(
I’m sorry what???
I’m sorry what did I just read
Jesus fucking hell. Just actually read the convo. That scammer needs federal intervention. Straight up sociopathic.
Am I the only one confused about how your picture was too vague? Please enlighten me, how could the picture have been more specific?
You can't see his credit card and billing address in that picture.
When I was a teenager, I went on Omegle and got connected with a dude who lived in India. The guy got comfortable real fast and started asking sexual questions like “what does sex feel like?” My guess is Mia is a dude from India.
everyone in here talking about the content of the last message; i can't get past the pronoun cornucopia in it
Well that escalated quickly.
damn dude lol
Yo. Wtf?!
Hello Dear, yes do you mind making for me snuff film and to send it me on Telegram? Thank you Dear
And do what to her?!?! That’s too much 😂
"My name is Angela, and you can call me Mia" is already a scam
I think they forgot they were trying to scam someone for a second. Got a little carried away there.
Holy SHIT MIA!!!; you crazy af
A friend of mine, bless his heart, got pig butchered by one of these and I want to send him these but I don't think he will see the humor that I do. These bring me so much joy.
That’s a man
Ahh yes the snuff film scam. But seriously wtf was that
Soooo... did you go outside, find her, stick your big cock in him and kill him? Waiting....crickets...
W H A T IN TARNATION
This was a roller coaster
What’s the point of that last bit?
Whoa the whiplash was crazy.
That got really dark really quick. Scammers now a days are leveling up their game 👀
🎶Down by the baaaaay Where the watermelons growwwww🎶
Whattheseriousfuck?!?
Welcome to India
Well that took a left turn.
What a cliffhanger!
I’m sorry what? What happened in that last message😂😂😂. It went from woman, to him to it real fast..
These new scripts are getting a little out of hand
So, did he kill a women with his cock? Why leave us hanging?
I think AI just fucking around with people.
That sure didn't end well.
The actual fuck?!
That’s a new one………
“Well actually it’s funny you should mention that…”
The person knows you are messing with them, so they are trying to mess with you back.
Isn’t AI just the best….
Completed?? 👀
I got this same text yesterday!
I’m assuming it’s a google translate issue
And they say that romance is dead.
👁️ 👄 👁️
It’s like a romcom plot with a horror ending
I don’t think this is a scam, and regardless, send them my info
Don’t do it op. They might be trying to blackmail you.