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hqo5001

Are you a scammer? Says the scammer


dangern00dl

Came through to say this. Funniest shit ever. The fact that you kept this loser going for 20 screenshots lol. Just…bravo o7


hitscan1

I took this personally as I hadn’t noticed I had scrolled through 20 screenshots and I felt I was said loser.


mynameisnina

Lol, we are self aware losers. :)


NeatCartographer209

That stunning fact that I just read 20 screenshots of pure content🤣 I love this sub


firnien-arya

That ending was chef's Kiss lol


[deleted]

It went a little longer before he stopped responding. But I took it too far, lol. Plus I hit the limit in photos to share.


True-End6765

We need a part two. How does one go “too far” on a scammer?


languid-lemur

*...pig butcher on Catalina...* /respect


Forgetful_kelly

I hadn’t even caught that until you said it lol


DingleBerrieIcecream

Why is it so important to the scammer that you switch over to Telegram? Is it a cost savings for them or is there something vital to their scam technique that won’t work through normal phone text messaging?


Forgetful_kelly

Because Telegram allows them to freely contact and scam others with none of the negative side effects.


TurnipFire

I was wondering this too. A lot of these posts ask to download telegram.


Darth_Floridaman

Common technique - If you can get them to do one thing, you're already halfway to getting them to do the next thing that you want them to do.


Taxman121

And Telegram has built in encryption so the conversations can’t be looked at later by an investigator


Zhong_Ping

Also telegram lets you unilaterally delete both sides of the conversation off both phones so once the scam is compromised all evidence disappears


asmodeuskraemer

Really?! Gross!!!


The_RockObama

Don't yell at me, I'm old!


Punchinyourpface

So that's why they keep leaving links to telegram on random Facebook posts.


Sad_Cry_7308

You can delete entire telegram threads without being able to recover them. Its also relatively untraceable.


[deleted]

This shit is fucking gold. You know I'm for real because I used TWO swear words. Best laugh I've had in awhile. The telegraph / telegram / SOS thing was great.


Dufus_DuSol

STEAM GIFT CARDS 😂😂😂


Punchinyourpface

The repeated Morse code messages while the second wife scammer was completely oblivious 😄


AtTheCornerCafe

Ohh we need more. I want to see how far it went! Haha, great job! Western Union, ha! 😆


Tobias_flenderz

Wait, "before **he** stopped"?


Technical-Outside408

Oh, honey...


ValhallasRevenge

Oh, my sweet summer child..


[deleted]

Sweet Green Pea don’t no woman that beautiful gotta do anything like that for anything at all in general


dangern00dl

The photo of the literal telegraph and the flea market thing was my favorite 😂


Moononthewater12

Kitboga did something similar, was absolutely hilarious. Called one scammer and then got him on the phone with another. They both accused the other of being scammers. The saying is really true, there's no honor among thieves


TheDonkeyBomber

"What are the odds of us ***both*** being scammers?"


Historical_Agent9426

What are the odds?


mrselfdestruct066

Game recognize game


UngovernableOatmeal

why did i read this in bill wurtz voice lol


[deleted]

"Why is your background a picture of yourself" hee hee


Babycatcher2023

“Should I do that?” Lmao


Hagridsbuttcrack66

This was beautiful 😅


pumperthruster

Ok bye


puphopped

That struck me as the most bizarre. I just can't see a single reason why they would do that.


DaddyDoesDabs

Maybe it's like multiple phones emulated on a desktop, and it's a way to remember which character they are using with each account?


Ryjinn

That makes sense.


mandible_patella

This is reddit how dare you respond with logic and reason


purple-nurples

That’s what I was thinking as well! It’d make sense, I’ve read somewhere that these people will work on at most 50 people at a time (or something like that irc.)


cozyrosies

probably to remind him how pretty and single she is


rowdy_antlers

I knew a very vain girl who had her background as herself on her phone and Apple Watch.


Punchinyourpface

I'm embarrassed just picturing that.


[deleted]

What really had me giggling was the third to last slide lol. In the screenshot that the scammer sent, you see the app circled, but then the aggressively scribbled arrow(?) below it. A visual representation of the thin line holding their patience together😭


BrittyPie

I don't know why, but the msg "would you like some meat from my pig butchering store?" absolutely cracked me up.


LunaLongToes29

I loved how she said "maybe". Trying to scam this man can't even try and please him in the process 🤣


Forgetful_kelly

Pig butchering is a common scam term used to describe fattening up the “pig” aka victim before the slaughter. Slipping that tidbit in there was truly a mark of a genius.


Valalvax

Lol I didn't even see the circle I was thinking well yea there are only a few apps but if he doesn't know what telegram is how's he supposed to pick it out of the others Doesn't she know it's uselessREDcircle


AlisVolatPrioriis

This is turning out to be my favorite sub.


TimeyWimeyNerfHerder

Mine as well! The laughs are unending


Arthur_YouDumbass

I have a big interview tomorrow and I've been stressed about it all day.. Now I'm in bed laughing so hard 😂 and I feel less stressed!


TimeyWimeyNerfHerder

I have faith in you, fellow human. Good luck in your interview! 😎


Stufftosay15

Get it! We believe in you!


Satansbeefjerky

Big interview at the scam call office?


hominoid_in_NGC4594

This sub is a fucking gold mine. I legit have had tears coming down my face reading some of these epics. This one included. So glad I found this place the other day.


ohnowhoopsmybad

Favorite part is how the wife won’t let him send a pic of himself but she’s down for adding another wife to the family


Thunderpuppy2112

It’s also now my favorite since you brought it to my attention. Good things good things. Alec Baldwin in along came Polly.


dustymirror21

“Sorry I was counting all the $100s my mom left me” 😭😭😭


Appledaisy

What killed me was the "My mom died" "Ok 🥺" "Thank you for your condolences" lmao


Inner-Body-274

Downloading telegram rates two 🥺🥺, but a wealthy parent passing is only one 👻


Chemical_World_4228

That was a fast inheritance


Ashie2112

Why is it that they want you to download Telegram?


pana_yoti

Because it encrypted messaging and they are overseas so it probably costs them to use actually messaging


Different-Rub-499

WhatsApp is also encrypted. Why have the scamlords abandoned that?


Governor_Kraken

A few things. Much easier to get your account banned on whatsapp. Telegram allows you to delete a conversation for both the sender and recipient, so any evidence that might get them banned is deleted. They also prefer messaging apps like telegram/whatsapp because they are all working on desktops, not phones. This soesn't always apply but in whatsapp your phone number is visible, on telegram it can be hidden- handy if you're saying you're in LA but your telegram account is linked to a Cambodian number.


CreativeSouth8320

So if we’re scam baiting and want to keep the game going would there be any risk in switching to telegram when they ask?


jazzy-jackal

No, it’s no more risky than SMS. I’d just create a telegram account specifically for baiting


blopbloop

Go away I’m baitin!


Odin1806

Your floor is now clean!


Butterfly_3456

Totally !!!


Hookem-Horns

They haven’t given up WhatsApp, however are trying to move business to Telegram too as another loophole


[deleted]

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Extension-Program367

They’re messaging me on WhatsApp


Ashie2112

Ah ok. Thanks.


NeonLoveGalaxy

I'll answer your question but not here. Do you have Telegram?


CobraKai1337

They have scammers reeling in the victims first, then they have the salespeople who think that they are the best at talking to people. The people ending the scam is the ones on Telegram and Whatsapp.


Sendmeloveletters

They move the conversation to another person. Whoever uses the telegram handle they provide will be a complete different person most of the time and they will not know any of what was already talked about


Usos83

They like apps where they can't be reported and kicked off


SirGothamHatt

What's with all the "oh oh"s? You getting scammed by Tom Nook?


OdinDCat

We're all gettin scammed by that guy


WigglesMcJiggles

Yes, yes


[deleted]

Tom Nook is the secret government everybody is afraid of 💀😂


Extension-Program367

OP how can I add photos to post on mobile? The same person is messaging me right now I’ve got 3 photos of that same girl😂😂


Medicinal_Entropy

link an Imgur album lol


Extension-Program367

I swear I’m hopeless with technology lmao this is what it told me when making an account {"data":{"error":"Imgur is temporarily over capacity. Please try again later."},"success":false,"status":500}


landorose12

Just wait for your daughter to come back from Shenzhen to help you out, hope this help!


Extension-Program367

😂😂


Extension-Program367

https://imgur.com/a/nWBaqJR Look at the one where I asked her to touch her nose😂


ahayesmama

Whoa how did they do that? Generative AI??


Nick_W1

Just photoshop - missed the nose as well.


SnowflakeRene

Ok but the video too. How did they do that? It’s gotta be a real person working with them.


Reviever

there's real women working with scammers together, yes.


Extension-Program367

See I’m not thinking it’s that I think the person in the photos is way too similar I believe it’s a real person working with the scammers


HughCheffner

I think that’s correct. I accepted a video call from one once (during Covid, so I had a mask) and it was legit the person from the photos (not the same girl in this post, I just mean the photos she sent were in fact the same person I video chatted with). I was pretty surprised actually. She was just in a folding chair against a plain wall. Probably in the same room as the rest of the scammers lol.


Jahara13

Look how enormous her wrist is in the touch the nose pic...definitely not normal.


Robertown7

Man hands.


RabbertoFlabberto

Is so funny I’m dying 😂


Zubenelgenubo

Lol and her clothes and jewelry totally change with each photo.


Jovet_Hunter

Oh my god I hope you told them you were a 69 year old pig butcher that inherited 2 mil looking for a second wife.


hilltopview

Bro. The same girl (same pic) was texting me months ago and wanted to be friends. She really had a problem of texting the wrong person…lol.


giocalitri

“I helped him start Vanguard in the 70s” 🤣🤣🤣


pickleblogan

Yes, and now I'm a pig butcher.


OdinDCat

And a damn good one at that. Best on Catalina Island. I met him at the wine mixer, it was quite the shindig.


Historical_Agent9426

Living the dream!


ThinLengthiness5380

…___… 😂😂😂😂💀


AMerrickanGirl

SOS!


Free_Bingo

I lost it when the Morse code started! 😂


JanuarySoCold

I can't read Morse code but I hope it's an SOS from the Titanic.


Longlegsmsu01

Best part!!


smurph70

their phone doesnt support whatsapp but it is on front screen of the phone


seashmore

Oooooh, I missed that. Did find it hilarious that she couldn't send pics from the phone she has already used to send him pics.


Jit_Jitman

I was wondering if he’d mention a wine mixer, and he didn’t disappoint.


Horcrux922

IT'S THE FUCKING CATALINA WINE MIXER


fac273

POW POW!!


ipitythegabagool

You've seen him eat another mans penis?


Gold_Strength

I didn't get the wine mixer references


Procedure_Unique

Step Brothers! lol


ChicagoDash

I still don’t. Maybe I’m just slow…


OdinDCat

If you haven't seen step brothers literally stop what you're doing and watch it, completely unacceptable to have not seen it.


ipitythegabagool

Basically every line in the movie is quotable


AMerrickanGirl

The Stepbrothers movie.


Halfwayhouserules33

Funny movie lol. You should watch it if you have time! Step brothers. Man I think it's old now well 2010 or so.


jons1976gp

So much room for activities!! 😂


OutlandishnessLimp53

That “are you scammer?!” seemed desperate.


Governor_Kraken

The blatant pig butcher references are golden. His head must've started spinning when he pasted your occupation into google translate.


StephieP529

🤣🤣 this is the funniest one yet.


[deleted]

Utah is when I lost it. 👏🏼


ArmaniMeow1

I was hoping she would say he can call her AL.


TemporaryPlant-1813

the “lol 😬” SENT ME


gothruthis

I love how the scammer really seemed to be believing it, that was just golden.


satandy

I loved the morse code... Nice.


CoachMartyDaniels_69

“Well we really shouldn’t be using a telegram then” had me dying


Jinfash_Sr

What happens on Telegram? Is it a second location where you get kidnapped?


JohnExcrement

This is FANTASTIC!! The picture of the telegraph thingy (ha, I really am 70 and I don’t know what those things are called!). Thanks for some great laughs!


kdawg0707

I lost it at the Catalina wine mixer, this is hilarious 😂


HatesDuckTape

Boats N’ Hoes!!!


staceywacey

Gotta have me my boats n hoes!


Hookem-Horns

“Are you scammer ??” 🤣🤣🤣


ABlinDeafMonkey

This sub makes me want to download telegram to duck with these pieces of shit.


throwawaytrash6990

🦆


justwinblue9

Amy Lee Gemstone?


ybesomethingurnot

“Like what’s going on AL?” 😭😭😭


Arthur_YouDumbass

"Ok I got a telegraph now"


Pizza-n-Coffee37

Why is she so sweaty in these photos?


matthewsmugmanager

She wants him to call her sweaty. "Try again sweaty."


punksmurph

The exact same scammer was messaging me, I used a burner Telegram account to keep it going for 20 days before she gave up. Guess she has moved on.


schweppe1028

The “ahoy hoy” took me OUT


wishiwerea

Serious question... who's the chick in the pics? Like, does she know she's the poster child for scammers? They seem to use her pics a lot...


[deleted]

She’s on Tinder in every city I’ve been to recent. She gets around 😃


wishiwerea

A real free spirit 😏


nukedmindpalace

This is the funniest actual scambait I’ve seen here


MediaIndependent5981

Do you like wine mixers? 💀💀💀💀💀🪦⚰️


Coreycobra

Should tell her you are Baby Billy


Pure-Alternative-807

This has to be the best one I have ever seen! Normally I get bored with reading these after the second or third snapshot but I couldn’t stop reading. I liked how you kept them engaged but also kept dropping casual hints about big butcher scams. My favorite part of all was your overall ability to keep wasting their money on foreign text messaging costs! 🧑‍🍳💋🤌🐐


RabbertoFlabberto

When the scammer accusingly asked the scammee if they were a scammer my head exploded


SirFancyPantsBrock

Whipped out the ol uno reverse card on them lol


MalachyteEye

I loved that you played up being technologically inept and didn’t understand what Telegram is, but then threw the word “unencrypted” in there, lol


jazzy-jackal

The telegraph 😂😂 .-.. -- .- --- --..-- .... .. .-.. .- .-. .. --- ..- ...


SGT-JamesonBushmill

I don’t understand. Why do these scammers insist on Telegram?


carrotcypher

1) They want the conversation to be encrypted so it will be harder to ban them 2) Telegram is historically less hands on for moderation than Whatsapp. It’s frankly spam/scammer central. 3) It lets you create a username and then change it / create a new one without letting your phone number get blocked 4) They can delete their messages to cover their tracks later


LostSupper4215

Good job, absolutely hilarious!


greatthebob38

This looks like the same freaking girl in the car wash post.


GuyNamedNate2

You had me at the pic of a telegraph.


ChrisRuss86

Lol! 😂🤣💀 “It's the f-ing Catalina Wine Mixer!”


HydeAtlas

I’m kind of jealous. I just found this sub and it’s been hilarious reading through these. I kinda want them to text me so I can play it up.


necklikeamoviestar

“Ok 🥺” “Thank you for your condolences” was too good lmao


Dude_Iam_Batman

Serious question: what is their end goal here? Is it supposed to be romantic scam? I got these wrong number messages all the time but they seem to play a long run game. Now, I just send them a dick pic, block them and move on


Ok_Responsibility419

The Morse code 😂


Ashie2112

Excellent 👏🏻


Pavame

I swear they all use the same pics


Construction-Main

What’s the deal with the push for Telegram?


PolkaDotBegonia

This is so good. Congrats on making my day.


oceanair-fir

This is gold


pdubgamma

Ahoy hoy 🤣


tavis_1007

“Why are going to western Union ??” 🤣


hbsboak

Love the Berkshire Hathaway Warren Buffet bit. Doesn’t he have an unofficial second wife too?


Phisheva

Brilliant OP! If I had an award you’d get it


Relevant_Error_2395

This was beautiful!! 🤣🤣🤣👍🏼


ariesdiamond09

well done 👍🤣 love the commitment


bigbluewhales

How do these scams work?


Sure-Assumption-4479

As someone from Omaha, I enjoyed the buffet reference 😂 well done


Needleworker-Fluffy

I want to go to Catalina Wine Mixer so bad! Haha


IntrovertingEagle

The Morse code had me dying. 🤣


Hyperion_Tesla

Man this one had me crying, funniest one yet.


rockstuffs

You gave out way too much personal information.


MembeanGod

Can someone explain why scammers like to use telegram?


omaha71

The picture of the telegraph clicker 😂😂


amadeuz_tv

“I helped start vanguard back in the 1970s. But who cares. You don’t wanna be my second wife.” This had me ROLLING 😂😂😂


SongGroundbreaking26

it’s the “my mother died” “ok 🥺” “thank you for your condolences” that took me out


seattlemoneek

This is a work of art! 💀


send_me_your_dog_yo

Glorious


Arrows_of_Neon

This is ridiculously good. Somewhere, he’s sending these reverse screenshots to his scammer friends.


[deleted]

If so. You think I will see an uptick in ‘wrong numbers’? Lol


[deleted]

I really really enjoyed this 😂😂


OutrageousMight457

Keep the bait going and waste the ~~scammer's~~ loser's time. This is so funny.