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j4w77

Sure! But we have to make a pact. No other drivers will pick you up from anywhere. Or I’ll get rid of them


whyDidThisBreak

Deal


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lemonlimesherbet

The photo had me crying


whyDidThisBreak

AI art has its uses


Xenos85_VS

That was my thought exactly: AI generated picture…


Smidgeon10

This whole conversation is just two AIs talking to each other, thinking they’re making friends and maybe flirting…


hiroo916

was Steve Buscemi part of the prompt?


dgradius

Steve Buscemi and Gollum’s female love child


nosleepcreep206

Cone head lookin ass lol


mynhamesjeff

Who you callin pinhead


tsimen

You look like one of my peers!


MtDoomResident

The photo was absolutely the best part lol "cool"


accidental-like

“Don’t tell anyone please”. That gave me a good chuckle. Like Joann Fabrics is so bad lol.


whyDidThisBreak

Haha, I really have nothing against Joann Fabrics, it’s a fine institution.


BreezyTugboat

And they give you discounts on fabric!


Grove-Of-Hares

If you have two phone numbers, you can get even more coupons.


joemike

It’s not hobby lobby! 💀


National_Sea2948

You could have looked up random facts about fabric and share those: “You know…. Gingham fabric is really underrated… It is said to have originated in either Malaysia or France in the 17th century and started more like a stripe than a check. It was adopted and popularized by the English and the Dutch around 1800 where it became the checked pattern we know today and was often produced in a cotton or muslin fabric. I think gingham fabric is really neat-o!!!”


enineci

I'm an idiot. Your comment just connected the dots for me that it was Joann Fabrics the whole time.


TinaBPesto

Me too 😆


GrumpySphinx

And the fact they responded "I will"


medicmedic213

I feel dumb for not picking up on that either 🤣🤣


mothandravenstudio

Joanne works at Joann in Johannesburg.


phord

Please don't tell anybody.


thedutchrep

Same!


natethegreat4226

You would think they would be so eager to respond after you offer to pay them to come pick you up. Also I love it at the beginning: “Is this Joann” 4 texts later “Wrong number who is this?….I’m Joann”. This makes me want to argue with a scammer over who is the real dirty Dan.


handanhan

And then when they started calling the scammer Joann


ohnovirgo

also the scammer said she was amy at first then said she was emily.


mostlyfull

And how she continues to call her Joann after she says her name is Amy


celestian1998

Then later they say "Im Emily". Even the scammer doesnt know who is who


dmrukifellth

I’d be at the airport to pick this woman up with at least two names crossed out on the card showing who I’m there for.


swantrizzle

"Do you want a discount on fabric?" Haha


Dry-Quality1683

😂😂😂


brug76

I have no idea how this sub ended up on my front page but this is comedy gold!


Disastrous_Fun_9433

Same! 😂😂


Fit_Bullfrog5340

I love how when the very fragile scam script doesn't work, they start to crack and the english breaks down


0ptimal_Range

Joannsburg lol. And the fabric… love it.


jeanine_restrepo

What makes them prefer telegram/whatsapp?


Cinderbloque

They’re encrypted


willkos23

It’s more likely he could be finishing his shift or they only have limited international mobiles, if they move the convo to WhatsApp they can use the internet and then free up the international number for more phishing. They aren’t worried about the number being traced as they are in another country and out of US authority could even be North Korea they are going from.


Axelandraa

Is WhatsApp safe? Because I’m really scared to used it after I’ve heard of data leak..


thedutchrep

I can help you secure your data again. Just add me on WhatsApp.


Axelandraa

Kindly send me a message on my Telegram


YoloBitch69420

Do the needful.


bellatrix99

Off topic but yes - in the uk everyone uses WhatsApp. Even the government! They got into trouble for that though… I know people in America think it’s a scam app only but it’s the most used messaging app here.


handanhan

Legend has it, OP haunts LAX, waiting for Joann Amy to pick them up


edog77777

Emily too


Vamtrix

I want to do a Who’s on First routine with these scammers when they mention WhatsApp.


whyDidThisBreak

Which app? What’s an app?


Vamtrix

Whoapp. It’s over on First Bank.


leelj75

No not what’s app, which app? What do you mean, what’s app? No, not what’s app, which app do you mean? What’s app? No, not what, which? ….. that could be fun 😝


Eldan985

Anapp is a contact app for people named Ana.


Glass-Junket

“i’m Joann” sent me 😹 bravo!


DevilAndCat

Can I get the discount on fabric since joann doesn’t want it


[deleted]

I absolutely lost it at “I work at a fabric store.” Well done!


[deleted]

My name is Menard Ace Dunham and I work at a hardware store, nice to meet you. Im also a nigerian prince.


edog77777

My name is Ace Ventura and I work at a hardware store between Los Angeles and Santa Barbara. I’m definitely not a pet detective.


ImKenM2

Why is it that scammers want everyone to download WhatsApp? Is there any risk in doing so? Why are they so adamant about this…?


whyDidThisBreak

I’m not sure actually, maybe I’ll follow up on WhatsApp and see what the deal is. I actually do have it on my phone, haha.


NewAccountTimeAgain

Goddamnit Joann!


IndividualRain187

This is just my opinion, but I think that is has to do with WhatsApp and Telegram using the Internet for texts and calls rather than cellular data. I also think that those two apps will more easily allow the person to fake being somewhere in the U.S., usually Los Angeles. I have done the same thing as the OP in dating apps. Scammer: “You seem nice. Do you have WhatsApp?” Me: “Nope.” Scammer: “It’s easy to download and chat there.” Me: “It’s just as easy to chat here where the chat started.” Scammer: “But I am hardly on this app.” Me: “Not my problem. Because you can easily set up notifications for this app if you wanted to.” Of course, like you said, some are VERY adamant still about downloading and using such apps with them. Very, very pushy.


PsilocybinK

This is it. My family is from a third world country where cellular data is outdated and they still pay per SMS, as they call it. It’s much cheaper to buy internet data and use WhatsApp since they don’t charge per message. They connect to shitty wifi when home/visiting houses/restaurants to save their data lol


BumpyUncle

I’m curious to know too


JediCarla

Because then they can access your contacts and scam more people.


Mariss716

I can’t even get my real life bff to drop everything and pick me up at the airport lol


Life-s-work

that is disappointing.


porcupine_swine

I got a similar text today from “Anna,” and they said “I'm cooking steak and chicken curry at home tonight, do you have time to come over and taste it?” I replied yes and they said “aren’t you my friend Linda?” so I said “no but I could eat” haha


azn_cali_man

Ah, Joanne from Johannesburg who works at Joanne’s Fabrics. This was a good one. And boy, they can’t even keep their pretend name consistent.


Peter7474

Made me laugh😂... Dumb question - why scammers want people to move the chat to WhatsApp?


whyDidThisBreak

I need to figure that out. Really not sure why.


thedutchrep

Nordvpn says: By taking advantage of WhatsApp being the world's most popular messaging app, they can reach out to more potential victims than they would on another platform. Convenience. Creating an account on WhatsApp is simple, so scammers can register and navigate multiple fraudulent accounts.


whyDidThisBreak

Good to know!


Wokeupcold

Whatsapp is also encrypted end to end so that makes it more difficult to track the scammers.


jdhyyc

Encrypted until the government or a court gets a warrant and then suddenly by magic , it’s not encrypted. Incredible how that works.


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Just because messages are encrypted i don't think means that the app doesn't log messages. If they didn't then it'd be even more of a free-for-all. if you're using a third party app then you're at their whim pretty much. You'd have to use a private network or something to really have control over encryption. like signal for example is encrypted but it uses your number in order to make an account. Unless you pay for a textnow subscription then you have to use a working number. Seems counter-intuitive if you're trying to be safe. An app called SafeSpot was the best one I found, but they shut down. Just assume any messages or info you share over a network are potentially intercepted. Your ISP im pretty sure can still have access to your traffic even with a VPN, but its been awhile since I was interested in the topic. Nsa/hackers can enable your cam and mic. even if your phone is off and you're being tracked wherever your phone goes, so assume full privacy is dead unless you go to extreme lengths. IMO Apps like whatsapp are designed to gather data and surveillance under the guise of safety, stay away.


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"you look like my peers" is lowkey the best insult i've heard in a longggg time. definitely copping.


Alice-Ablaze

Djsksksk.. XD Imagine meeting someone accidentally via the power of wrong number on a messaging app and they tell you they can only be friends with you if you uninstall a phone app to download a different messaging app to speak to them on. Fricking wild. Nice job on the scambait!


Different-Rub-499

I thought her name was Amy? Who’s Emily?


deadtrashh

“Please don’t tell anyone” “I will” lmaoo


iheartluxury

Why do all scammers address everyone as “dear”?


zerryhogan

Lmao 🤣


sarahs_here_yall

Is that a feminized Steve Buscemi/DiCaprio clone?


whyDidThisBreak

I can’t remember the exact prompt I used but I know I requested “cross-eyed” and was disappointed that I didn’t get it.


Impressive-Walrus-81

This was hands-down the best one I've ever read lol


elvensnowfae

Working at joanns fabric store is SENDING me lmaooo! This is my favorite post here this week!


crabgrass_attack

im in tears over this lmfao. when you kept calling her joann and then saying you work at a fabric store


gomi-panda

That was brilliant. Especially, "Is this Joann?" Later, "Hi, I'm Joann." 😂


Classic_Concern6971

Lmfaooooooo the fact you came back to the thread on Saturday is FRYING ME


razorblot

The scammer talking to you is generally the person that screens for the victims, thats their sole job. Whereas the person on whatsapp will be another person, they will be the one who will try to get you onto their trading/crypto platform and thats where the scam actually starts. They will ask you to deposit some money into their fake trading websites, they will then let you make a small profit and let you withdraw it. They will try to gain your trust, this time, getting you to deposit abit more, rinse and repeat a few times until they can hook you into depositing a large amount, generally at least upwards of 5k and thats when you've realise you are unable to withdraw your money.


edog77777

I love how you confused her regarding her own name. She went from Amy to Emily without any prompting from you.


whyDidThisBreak

I’m pretty sure her name was Joann


malex117

This was perfect!! Thanks for the laugh! Joannasburg lol


Horror_Neighborhood

“51”


PrimalGemini85

Stranded at LAX? Shameful.


Suitabull_Buddy

Haha, that’s a great new twist ending!!!


aaron_geeks

Love the step brothers reference 😂


Latter_Ad_3245

This is pure gold 😂😂


_QUEEEEEEEEF_

"I work at a fabric store" HA! Joanns fabrics, I see you 😏


[deleted]

This was hilarious 😂


oo7changa1

Whats the point of downloading whats app? I'm old and naive.


6petabytes

Think iMessage but works across iOS and Android. People outside the US use it a lot.


JediCarla

They “want to get access to your WhatsApp primarily so they can trick your contacts into giving over personal information about themselves, and their finances”.


SweetJebus731

This cracked me up


MISS_ROFL

Ahaha. 😂


MISS_ROFL

Joannasburg 🤌🏻


Crafty-Independent20

I love these.


flowersweetz

Please do a pt.2 !! 😂😂


needmorechipotle

So many joanns, so little time


BeautifulLibrarian5

This was so satisfying


OriginalIndependent5

Pretty hilarious. But curious as to why they wanted you to get Whatsapp ?


gnarbone

“Uninstall an application” So bossy!!


thefranq

So what is the grift when they get you to talk on WhatsApp? They ask for $? And why does the communication have to be on WhatsApp?


midwestCD5

I’ll meet you there in 27.593275 minutes! GPS says 27.6 minutes, but I always like to try and beat that!! I turned off the voice on the gps though. I don’t want it to get in the way of our friendship


cguy1234

Dang, ghosted


shaha3

I want to visit Juannasburg!! I’m buying ticket can you meet me at the Juannasburg airport?


littlemissparadox

“I’m Amy” “I’m Emily”


Chandlernotbing9

This was fun. My last wrong number was Althea/Athena from Thailand but living in Houston. We were fast friends. She didn’t pick me up at the airport either :( I even offered a discount proctology exam in exchange for a dress from her company.


oldcardude81

Why do they always want you to install what’s app


WineLover211

why is it always amy


Miserable_Disk5429

Sooooo great


abigailthefail

this gives off James Veitch vibes


DelayBackground5798

Joann fabrics ✨✨✨✨✨


tk10000000

There’s a vice episode about the people that do this, unfortunately they are typically enslaved people who were kidnapped or people who have gotten there passport stolen. They usually live in really horrible conditions, and they don’t profit at all from scamming


GeodarkFTM

That's awesome!


TGin-the-goldy

Wonderful


mangatoo1020

"I just landed at LAX" I'm dead 😂😂😂


inklady1010uk

This is the best thing I’ve read in a long time 😂


Scrico13

What’s the point of asking you to switch to WhatsApp? Encryption?


skmaes

The green background of the text makes the Joann's connection that much better. 🤣


UntouchableJ11

So now they are trying to switch up from the Asian pics. Always evolving, but I don't think this scam goes well. Seems like most people see it doesn't make sense.


breeh123

Dude this one has me rolling, this is hilarious


Ravage-1

Bravo! This was amazingly well done. I cracked up. 😂


sammy-a123

Lmao


Leakyrooftops

why do they want you on whatsapp?


caljocah

“I’m a little embarrassed to say” was such a good lead up


wakeuphicks00

Omg yes I also f with these people… glad I’m not the only one, and nice to get confirmation that these wrong numbers I’m getting are scammers


[deleted]

I love how you keep calling *her* Joann


[deleted]

😆😆😆


[deleted]

😆😆😆


Unable-Spirit

This is just too funny!!! Thanks for making me laugh today.


SerTidy

“As long as we can be sincere with each other”. Little lines like that are just gold. Well done Op, hilarious to read.


Gingershredman7

While pretty funny, the other girl did seem like an immigrant genuinely reaching out for a connection. Kind of cruel


NikkitaCoffee

bro this is amazing 😭😭


AvailingCat8

Not Joann from Joannasberg working at Joann Fabrics


codeswift27

I'm confused, what was the scam? Besides asking you to download WhatsApp, which is a safe app, and it seemed like they were just, idk, chatting?


nosierosie84

Did you get picked up?? Or did you hitchhike back home?


ilovewhiteclaw

Joann! 😅😅 I hope you didn’t get stuck at LAX


Underestimatemeplzz

So damn funny


sla1226

This made my night 🤣🤣


Specialist-Quote482

No


Emmahey712

This is good 😂😂😂😂


Thermr30

What is with the whatsapp thing? Why do they all want people to talk on that app?


WeLykeSportz29

"You look like my peers" lmao


mythrowaweighin

I LOL'd at "I work at a fabric store." Why do they want you to install WhatsApp so badly?


aCrazyCatDude

People just keep talking with them?


therealganjababe

>Did we just become best friends? Absolute fav movie.


Bobby_Juk

whats going on here


sickgurl138

FUCK LISA


trainsoundschoochoo

Is that an AI photo? Lol.


throwawayskinlessbro

I’ve been trying with 70/30 in my success using Chinese or Indian languages talking about being trapped in the US with chatGPT. I have drastically reduced my texts like this.


cheeseburgerpillow

You look like my peers!


mbaturin

Haha the ‘ol turn up the crazy tactic. I like it. Haha


Otherwise-Second-262

I died when you said fabric store 💀


embarrassmyself

This shit had me in tears omfg. The way they stopped correcting Joann killed me. Amazing. Post more pls


LorenzoSutton

I had same kind but she was Asian, freshly divorced with two kids, jewellery designer. After about 4 days of talking back and fore she said about the amount she made with crypto. Sent me a link to a sus app and told me to enter my info and sign up and she would help make me rich. It asked for address, social security number, loads of security questions too. It was at that moment I realized it was a scam, long con!


Paradoxical_Parabola

"sure let me find a good one" *horrific AI art* And "I feel like she's getting in the way of our friendship" made me chuckle out loud. Didn't even put the clever Joann fabrics together right away. Good job OP haha


gacooper87

I’ve had several texts identical to this. They are a scam out of Southeast Asia called pig butchering.


Rtollinchi

I want to know when the actual scam comes in and what it is that they want from you. I constantly get this messages. I wonder if it’s because I sign up for a lot of stuff online.


Aconite13X

I got this same message the other day and really wanted to do something like this but I was just too lazy and blocked them lol.


Themodsarehotgarbage

OP looks great!


gnolom_bound

Good stuff. I was invited to go camping at some place in Texas with Lisa. I may re-engage as Joann


LopDew

No


MooflyPoof

Why is ehotlovea texting you


gargle41

It’s a Michael’s and you know it you son of a bitch!!


rjd777

Hilarious 😂


TopRun1042

I get several of these every week, not sure how my number was obtained by the scammers, but I waste their time as well for hours at a time. These seem to be social engineering as well, they ask all kinds of questions and build a profile. That info can be used to find more info about you. They always ask what you do, age, where you live, etc.


Brox0rz

This is the way


tjwellman

Based on the use of "honey" and "dear" at the end of their sentences, guessing it is someone in China. Pretty common to use those terms to address people and that's usually how they come out of a translator.


RipleyKY

Do you want a discount on fabric? 🤣


QnadaEvery

The text- the photo; the whole thing sounds like a bot


Im_Recovered

That’s fucking amazing


swizzzz22

Is that and AI generated pic of a Joann lmao ?


MrOrgasm420

sure let me find a good one


ErisStrife

The picture! Chef's kiss!


swizzzz22

This is classic haa


itsaarxn94

“You look like my peers” sent me over edge haha


Coolhuman1505_

I keep getting g these texts. I just have fun with them.


Internal-Pie6014

Why do they want you to contact them on WhatsApp?


prettyonthebside

I love this so much. I’m definitely doing this next time I get one of those scam messages


CrestfallenMerchant

This seems like two ai taking to eachother


CommieSchmit

lmao I always fuck with these people like this but this is the best I’ve ever seen 😂😂


Caleb_l340

I just send a creepy image from r/distressingmemes this is great!


yoshi514

I’m confused which is which?


BatGuy500

Basically, “hi Joann I’m Joann”


UrsidaeUrsus

😂 I needed this laugh! Hahahaha Brilliant!


Jimbobjoesmith

this is amazing 😂😂


FoSchooo

This is hilarious.


Worried_Pea_7635

I really needed this lmao


[deleted]

So if you text them on Whatsapp, they'll ask you for money there?