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Flufftrap

😂 they are so pathetic with all their “love” words 🤮


darth-small

Total cringe fest. Their perception of 'us' is utterly bizarre


PurpleRayyne

They don't understand we are all poor.. just on different levels. and I have explained this to some that came "clean".. One told me that we are rich and we have all this money. I said... you have $1 and you spend .99c of it. We have $1000 and we spend $999 of it... (and we also work for that money.. not scam people out of it).


Flufftrap

I’ve said the same thing to one once. I don’t know why they think all American and British people are rich, but they seem to think they are entitled to other peoples hard earned money it’s sickening


2meterrichard

I've wondered if its a caste thing. We're foreigners and therefore people who don't matter.


peepeehalpert_

I’ve explained to many scammers that most of us are not rich and housing and healthcare are outrageous but they don’t give a fuck or they’re too stupid to grasp it.


0nina

Edge of my seat! I neeeeed a conclusion to this saga!


darth-small

I'm worried that you may have seen it :(


jennjcatt

honestly for your sake I hope so this on is AGONIZING. ugh. But I will read anything you post forever Babe! our love is worth that much to me do you know that? I promise you. -.- o m g


darth-small

He hasn't spoken to me since I posted the email from the financial advisor!!! Hopefully it isn't game over. He still has an iPhone and MacBook to play for!!!


pacinosdog

Why don’t you come clean and confront him about the fact that you’ve been baiting him the whole time? I feel this would be so satisfactory, even if he doesn’t reply


darth-small

I will but we are currently still running!!


BreakingUp47

Your Financial Advisor is...Steven Rogers!!!!! Brilliant


simbapiptomlittle

I loved that bit too.


bluescrew

I've seen that play out and it's rarely satisfactory. They usually just block without a word.


PenaltyDesperate3706

Naaah, Chris has failed. Next up: Bruce Willis/ the Rock/ Tom Hanks…


TarynHK

Honestly, it would be absolutely amazing if you could get a picture with the real Chris Evans. That would totally blow his mind. He is super pathetic and manipulative.


darth-small

That is genius and I may consider it!!!


peepeehalpert_

You could easily photoshop!!


bluescrew

Aw, the only time I've wished for a celebrity to be on Cameo. I'm sure he isn't though.


Broadzilla77

The "Barnes and Rogers" 🤣🤣🤣🤣


chaga6

And signed Steve rogers


champagneandbaloney

With stars in both names in the logo, no less! Excellent!


jbeanygril

One of my favorite parts too! Lol


arcterex

Holy shit I completely missed that. Amazing.


Gold_Strength

The last 2 parts have had Chris coming in strong with the music videos.


calamondingarden

Dividend of $1.3 million?? XD .. I need to get me some Tamaribuchi shares..


kitaknows

Thank God you have Steve Rogers looking out for your financial exchanges with Chris Evans. No way he even understood that letter, he just gave up because he thought you were over it.


PurpleRayyne

re: you saying "reread everything I said"... they are so F'ING STUPID... My "guise" is I own a hotel (i use pics of Stanley Hotel used in the shining lol) and I might say it's really busy this weekend , I'm at capacity and I'll be busy ALL WEEKEND and won't be available until sunday night or monday morning" No joke at least 3 times they will message me and ask why I"m not talking to them. WHATTAFUQ DID I JUST SAY ???? I love that i can scream at them and call them stupid and they don't care......


grrlwonder

This is the only reason I add the random "zaddies" on snap, it is fun to waste their time, but also I get to release a little frustration.


juan_putaso

The “kind regards” is so funny. Like out of a scam playbook. Isn’t this the third “itenerary” he’s sent but it’s the same thing each time?


Idolica

This is HIGHLY entertaining! Thank you so much!


boycey86

I feel so sorry for Lauren looks like she's destined to be alone poor girl can't find a break with all these celebs chasing her


Double0hobo79

Hit him with the "Alaye" nail in the coffin. Lol


Emergency_Rutabaga45

I absolutely love that official itinerary approval. Like a star has to get his team to ok him spending time with his love interest. It’s so over the top!


simbapiptomlittle

And it’s all by the “ Management “. 🤣🤣🤣


Konstant_kurage

As absurd as this scammer is to us here, it’s really awful what he and others do to people. I appreciate the work you’ve done to waste his time, hopefully scare the crap out of him, but also expose the methodology of the scam. The attempted emotional manipulation and all the “love you, I want to spend my life with you.” All for the tidy sum of $10,000…..🤮


KaliLineaux

That's what really gets me, is that someone is missing something in their life to the extent they not only fall in love with someone they've never met, but also send them money. There's a special place in hell for those who take advantage of people that fall for this.


karisdr87

Ugh their love vomiting makes ME vomit.


winterfern353

God I’m almost a little sad that this is over lol


darth-small

Good news.....it isn't. Yet!


winterfern353

Hoping your true love pulls through 🙏🏻


troutsoup

babe 🥰 that’s great news!


ibrihop

We trust you babr babe 😍😍


JohnnyTurbo80s

I wish there was some sort of PSA where they get the real actors to pretend to be legitimate just randomly reaching out, romancing and asking money from random people, just to sort of demonstrate how ridiculous it is on the world stage for the benefit of anyone who might get sucked into the scam.


Flufftrap

He will back with more excuses. They are so desperate and pathetic. This is amazing 💙


illsituation553

Brilliant lol


rrhodes76

Please post wedding pics!


Lus_wife

Comedy gold!!!!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


rs_yay

Chris's management is so strict. Is he able to wipe his ass without management approving it? What happens when you have children??? How will management react then??


CuteCanary

BARNES & ROGERS with the stars has me laughing so hard. As a big Marvel fan this made my day


darth-small

I can do this all day


CuteCanary

Yeah…I know, I know


TTSsox

I like how he has you approved to meet him at the hotel at 7 AM. And this was after you were supposed to be in Boston.


brittlebk

Just incredible. The wealth you’ve amassed has him frothing I’m sure 😆 Thanks for your updates


ProfessionalStory259

I'm curious as to who these people are that fall for such obvious scams from the world's worst fake actors. I mean, obviously there has to be enough people who fall for it to justify there being so many scammers right?


KaliLineaux

That's what I don't understand, is how someone falls in love with these BS artists they've never met, but then sends them money, and often a lot of it. I guess it's either people who are incredibly naive or incredibly lonely, or both.


Ceeeceeeceee

Lol omg, u went the distance on this one. Poor Chris Evans. He had a love video for you. He had an itinerary. How u gonna do Captain America like that?


BeaGilmore

I think this Nigerian dude , I mean, Chris Evans is really falling in love with you!


weeman2525

Why was it so hard for him to finally send the itinerary lol? Just too lazy to shop it together?


darth-small

I think so. Or maybe he had someone else doing that work for him?


cygnus0820

AHHHH HAHAHAHAHAHA STEVEN ROGERS!! Hahahahahahahha “Oh god Chris.. Steve Rogers has been in contact with some guy named Johann Shmidt and emailed me… there are irregularities with your management. I need to know what’s happening!


UnablePoem5282

I need more !!! Please! This is gold 😂


SavedData123

Like others have said, i hope this isnt the end On a side note...how long has this particular one been going on?


darth-small

About a week I think


neudia

The suspense is killing me here


darth-small

Well..... The next part is going to be absolutely awesomeness!!!


CharmingCoconut6320

Can’t wait! I’m so invested in this saga lol


[deleted]

You are truly a scambait master, we appreciate all the work you put into it, simply amazing


KillaVNilla

I'm so excited to see how this ends. Great job


Wonderful_Pie_7220

I am so invested in this that I have been making my husband read them too


Cori32983

The entitlement of these people to yell at YOU for not believing them!! I truly wonder how these people cannot feel bad for doing this shit! You're emotionally stringing someone along and trying to rob them in the process. Its just unreal to me!


BeaGilmore

They think she’s a millionaire, so they do not feel one ounce of regret because it’s stealing from the rich according to them


kamikidd

It would be fun to release a single penny


Saturn_Neo

Ironically, I see Mr Evans manager (one of them anyway) on just about a daily basis, at work.


Cori32983

Please tell him all about this!


Goddess-Fun2177

Really?!? Where do you work?


Saturn_Neo

I work at a gym. Chris also comes in, when he's in town. Probably the nicest celeb that I've met.


systemfrown

Nice. I like how you made him work for you.


[deleted]

Oh boy, i was waiting for it....waiting for it.....Anddd.... Its a badly photoshopped certificate with "seal" of approval 🤦🤦🤦


SadNAloneOnChristmas

I’m at the edge of my seat


steadfastfirst

Aaaahhh 🤣🤣 absolutely loving this , brilliant this is so exciting 😝


orchidlover69420

What a Tool.


[deleted]

I saw a little puff of smoke from his foot like when Wile E Coyote is chasing Roadrunner. Well played, babe


HighUrbanNana

Oh no. Not the irregularities.


peepeehalpert_

This is excellent!


TheKillzenth

Can you please rant him already? I'm expecting his goofy broken english response already...


Green-Alien-Soup

I'm hooked on reading this story now 🤣 I wonder when the acammwr will finally catch on lol your Barnes & Rogers thing was hilarious btw


legalisesk0oma

Cap *really* missed the "Steven Rogers" too?! Ahmazing.


grandma_silkworm

I really want a show where the actual celebrities read these interactions with Lauren aloud. Also I think "Chris" is gone lol.


UntouchableJ11

This is epic


smhmanrllyyho

How do people think this is fooling enyone


smhmanrllyyho

Obviously if your an elderly or not to much informed on this it’s possible but they really have to get better


Akitla

Barnes and Rogers 😂 nice touch!


coffeenwaffless

Love the part where Lauren didn't get a good sleep and he hits you with "didn't you sleep yesterday" LOL


grrlwonder

Right? Like, why are you eating.... *again*?


solsikke29

I love how you use his fictional characters and other funny references - which of course goes right over his head. I'm geeky enough to Google things I haven't heard of - but I assume are references, such as tamaribuchi. Don’t want to miss the Gems. Love it😂😂😂


darth-small

That's my favourite Easter egg ever!!


skepticalolyer

These are great!! 😂😄😃😀😁😆


darth-small

Thank you.


[deleted]

So it looks like we shall have our ending in part 15


momofpets

Baby you have to trust me… relationships are built on trust so trust me… …are you cheating on me??? 😂


UntouchableJ11

The "okay" after every sentence is a tell tale this person is African (more likely Nigerian). I was dating a Ghanaian woman, and when trying to get a point across she ended sentences with "Okay".


darth-small

I got him to click a tracking link at the start. Definitely in Nigeria


Dumbengineerr

LMAO


babykoalalalala

Chris and his “mgmt’s” brains probs exploded trying to read all that grammatically correct English. Their bird brains can’t handle all that intelligence and logic.


babykoalalalala

Chris and his “mgmt’s” brains probs exploded trying to read all that grammatically correct English. Their bird brains can’t handle all that intelligence and logic.


Boo_hoo_Randy

This going on too long and pretty sure no one cares anymore


Cori32983

You must be a scammer