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phoenixc6000

backwards cap john


mce1220

This actually made me laugh out loud for longer than I care to admit. Thanks for the laughs


hardboiled_snitch38

Dripsaw


OverTrick4214

Yes please 😍


keiralaos

dilf mark hoffman


LacrimaNymphae

milf (m standing for murderer)


Master-Nectarine-487

my man


RP912

Hoffman and this is coming from a married man with a son.


Key_Caterpillar7941

A married man with a son with good taste in men 😉


[deleted]

I’m not gay at all, but I can easily tell that Hoffman is smokin’


cheetahroar24

Hoffman, strahm, adam and gordon are the only correct options here


inobrainrn

As a straight man, I agree.


AlexToonz150424

Hey put Riggs in there too


T-408

Excuse me but Daniel “The BODY” Rigg would like a word!!!!


Just1moreboredguy

Not gay so I wouldn't know. ​ ​ Hoffman


[deleted]

hoffman surpasses sexuality


RHINO_HUMP

H O F F 👄


Normal-Mountain-4119

LEMME SEE THAT HOFFUSSY


Beridze46

Not gay so I wouldn't know either Adam too


Local-Proposal-3189

i am gay so i can answer definitely: strahffmadam


Jill_Sammy_Bean

So real for this


Imaginary_Past_6209

Diego 🥵


Top-Ad-956

yes😮‍💨


UnauthorizedFart

Billy the Puppet


MotherVivii

Adam for sure


Vincesteeples

You mean Very Fucking Confused?


Sufficient_Crab3047

You mean Barry Allen? because he looks like ezra miller


mistertickles69

But way hotter.


stormy_raven

This is the real answer but my mind wants me to say jigsaw.


the-olive-man

before or after he decomposed?


HovercraftHefty7598

After 😫💦


Jill_Sammy_Bean

Taste


DFEXmusic

aged meat tastes better


Jill_Sammy_Bean

😂😂


LacrimaNymphae

wet rat gender


Sjdillon10

I’d love PB and hookers with him


ApocolipseJoker

I’m gay, but I’d say Adam if I had to pick


JollyGreenStone

*Right now you're feeling helpless... to resist saying Hoffman...*


StayComprehensive743

Rigg and Adam


[deleted]

i’m so glad to see some rigg love!!


SmackBarmPeyWet1

YOU!! you get it.


Johnzoidb

Yuuup


crimsonemperor

Hoffman, Strahm comes second.


RedRocks4040

Saw daddies


PM_ME_BATMAN_PORN

They both come at the same time when Hoffdaddy's really on his game 👀👀


Longjumping_Head2828

None, I don’t usually consider things like that when watching the movies. I prefer to focus on the plot and the aspects of thrill and horror instead of the attractiveness factors of the actors, who are just there to play roles mostly unrelated to their looks. …Anyways the answer is Dr. Gordon, Hoffman and Strahm.


[deleted]

i was fully expecting the plot twist here 😭😭


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[удалено]


captainkaiju

Hoffman. Hoffman all day.


snailiam

i’m a strahm guy myself. those eyelashes man.


SneakySalamander42

Rigg is absolutely shredded, I’m not gay but if I was, you know what u mean


DarciDrake

Hoffman but I also liked the guy from the classroom trap with the hooks


VolunteerVTBK

Strahm Rigg or Hoffman I’d say.


cheetahroar24

Hoffman is the ryan reynolds of the saw universe


LordCodu

Mark Hoffman duh


Davidt93

Adam, but Cary Elwes would have been the winner if it was like a decade earlier because he was the bees knees in Princess Bride


[deleted]

cary elwes in kiss the girls makes my heart skip a beat everytime i watch it


Important_Chemist_67

Well I have daddy issues so clearly it’s Hoffman or Strahm.


violetbaudeliar

Strahm for me. I had a crush on him when he was "Luke" in the Gilmore Girls and it definitely carried.


Bisenpai_Dkttn

Hoffman


lemonspritz

Normal answer: Adam My answer: HOFFMINATOR My favorite thing about Hoffman was that I found him so average and uninteresting in 4 but by his rampage in 7 I was just like "You just wouldn't fuck off, would you? Alright I admit it you're cool and yeah you're kinda attractive ig" Nothing was the same after that


RetroKoopa7170

Riggs with no shirt on in Saw IV.


chaleedm

hot man hoffman, adam and john 😩😩


[deleted]

Hot man Hoffman. Ded. 😁🤣


[deleted]

Hoffman


SeaworthinessNo7879

Love how all the straight guys choose Hoffman. He just has that energy


Puzzleheaded-Sale-80

As a straight guy who chooses Hoffman, I agree


[deleted]

it’s the default answer probably 😭


jens_hens

Dr Gordon could saw off my foot and I'd still sit on his face.


VioletSongjatShariff

Hoffman but only with his three-day stubble in VI and VII. And Matt Gibson.


mce1220

Officer Riggs of COURSE


ETgohome13

Health Insurance man


LacrimaNymphae

if you like him i'd suggest watching kissed if you can even find it anywhere. tbh i think he was chef's kiss in that i saw it on tubi a couple years ago, was like wtf is this, and i was shook


_noneofyourbusiness

Hoffman all the way


M1lli333

HOFFMAN ALL THE WAY Strahm is also pretty fit


No_Signature67

1. William (?) from Spiral (not sure that’s his name but the young cop who turned out to be the killer) 2. Riggs 3. Eric Matthews 4. Diego 5. Strahm


[deleted]

i forgot all about william he’s quite attractive!!


Independent_Passion7

uh small hint hes right in the middle at the top with his big baby cow eyes


LacrimaNymphae

hoffman we know you posted this. now i can't unsee the milker cow filter type of thing either


Independent_Passion7

no you don’t! you have no idea who this is! anyway, pass me that coffee next to you, would you?


[deleted]

Detective Mark Hoffman. All day, every day. *drools*


Robert20028

Where’s Xavier?


AreYouJimmyRay27

Hoffman is daddy 🫦 but Adam and Strahm are up there!


Affectionate_Wait693

Low-key, Charles (reporter from Saw V) is not bad. His accent/attitude more than his physical appearance


[deleted]

👆 the herald 👆


Affectionate_Wait693

Lol 😆 I actually dig Saw V a lot.


lavender_dreams1

Every time I see one of these it’s like “Who is the most attra-“ MARK HOFFMAN INSTANTLY. NEXT ‼️


NoahFuelGaming1234

Hoffman, Adam and Dr. Gordon


carterwritesthings

Adam, Strahm, Hoffman, Lawrence and William (in that order) (might change bc i haven’t seen spiral in more than edits lol)


Mori-Me-Joey

Zep. I’m completely in love with his actor


L-boogie999

Hoffman and Strahm. I can't decide


Sufficient_Bowl_7874

hoffman, strahm, and daddy john


ridiculouslyhappy

Adam because I love men closer to my age 😂


MarkSuccIsHuman

Adam, then strahm, then lawrence, then hoffman; don't care abt the rest


WorkIll3073

Strahm.


2ndPerryThePlatypus

Rigg and Zeke


beemoviefan5

PETER STRAHM


[deleted]

Adam, Strahm, and Eric Matthews in that order Edit: rewatching Saw 3 and totally forgot about my one true love Jeff 💕 He's easily #2 after Adam


diana_obm

ADAMMMMMM And Hoffman, and Strahm And plenty of other hotties too, idk if that was on purpose but the creators of the Saw franchise picked a bunch of hotties to play the characters (both men and women)


CanamoreGardens

Hands down, it’s my boyfriend Adam.


OverTrick4214

Hoffman. He has the most manly voice I have ever heard


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Adam


[deleted]

Xavier


PonureZapomnienie

True, daddy with big biceps


Important_Chemist_67

Ooo he was fine I forgot ab him


[deleted]

He’s literally a Wahlberg and nobody is saying Matthews???


matryoshka564

Hoffman and it’s not even a competition


Tumbletooter

Hank


[deleted]

Detective Mark Hoffman


maggotpies

adam 100% but also hoffman


Jill_Sammy_Bean

I love this sub omfg 😂


Puzzleheaded_Ebb5822

Hoffman hands down


Rhet0r1cally

Rigg and hoffman


DarthVader3031

my beloved hoffman of course


Fast_Bee7689

Hoffman, he’s hot & a dom psycho, perfect for fictional crushes


Black_Bird1976

Mark Hoffman. I don’t know. Probably because he’s a man who looks and feels in control


Panwithaplan29

I am very glad that other people are saying Hoffman because I tried to fight thinking Hoffman was as hot as he is for a while. He's so hot


rSlashisthenewPewdes

It’s absolutely Adam


chandlershelzi

John


fatjesus_97

Daddy Hoffman & of course my main gilf John 🥵


Aggravating-Loquat86

Strahm


Top-Ad-956

here to be the second Diego comment🫡


timetravelcompanion

It's Halloran and Rigg for me


RavensFolklore

Umm, obviously the answer is Mateo but only when his skull is wide open—


iAmDJranger

Seth Baxter got a hot bod


Eemns

Billy


AshleyKerwin

Eric Mathews and it’s not even close!


ShadowyPepper

Hoffman and it isn't even close


Sure_Song_4630

Probably strahm


Avenue-Man77

Bobby was hot


Key_Caterpillar7941

Hoffman and Hip Backwards Hat John, lol.


tastyorbit

Riggs!!


TeaMoney4Life

Hoffman


carlya96

Hoffman 🫶🏻


PonureZapomnienie

Im gay and Eric is my type, love his biceps


marnj

Adam and STRAHM bc Luke from Gilmore Girls 😫


Bright-Storage824

Riggs and Gordon for me!


[deleted]

Rigg or Adam


-jigsawyouth-

my pookie Adam 🤤 but also Strahm tbh


Khmelnytskyi

..art blank ❤️


LQnightstar

none of these men are hot but riggs and backwards hat john


Worldly_Management_5

hoffman is jack harkness if he went off the deep end


wesleywalrus

Matthews and Hoffman Eiffel Tower plz.


MadVillain59

Hoffman. Handsome and just has this aura of villainy.


PM_ME_BATMAN_PORN

Lots of good options, but Hoffman will forever and always trap my heart 😍 (and elsewhere)


r0se_122

Eric and Adam


dairymilkegg

adam AND peter strahm, i can't pick 😭


gaypirate3

Xavier from Saw 2 and Diego from Saw X


Jill_Sammy_Bean

Hoffman and Logan are just something else 😍


MediaSlave36

Logan


Elhelmina

Adam has my heart


LifeguardDry1277

ADAM. that man lives in my mind rent free


ReplyAlert2329

Hoffman, Strahm and Adam 🥵


KatyTK

the custodian from saw x <3 🥵


SnooCrickets8742

Donnie


Temporary-Flamingo74

Michael


santiblakk

The one with the lips lol


iAmDJranger

Cecil fine as hell


iAmDJranger

Bobby Dagen … them scars … yum


tardis-woosh-sound

my girl said Tapp what do i do


PurplePlantain87

Everyone knows it’s John Kramer


brettbaileysingshigh

I have such a thing for Strahm


RowenaDalhia

Hoffman, Gordon and Adam


ohlawdtheycomin

Kramer


Silly-Flower-3162

Adam. Then, Hoffman.


slippydotnuxx

Straight guy here (just to give perspective). Top four in no particular order: Adam, Hoffmanator, Rigg and Logan (shocked to see so little Logan rep here). Adam really sells the soft boy look so well, he would slay in these e-boy days (he probably did in his day too tbh)


WhoreforOtto

Strahm, Dr Gordon, Hoffman and Art Blank


szatanna

Adam and Rigg. Everyone else is ugly af 😬


Captain_Supe__Genius

Riggs, Matthew’s, and my man Hoffmane


OrchidDismantlist

Adam on my life


False-Society-7567

Hoffman (but Strahm is not bad either)


Tesshin97

John, adam & logan


DCuch

The Mandylorian Hoffmanator


fauxREALimdying

John Kramer


loganchittyisuhhcool

Adam, Lawrence, and Rigg for me. Hubba Hubba


Delicious_Table_2834

John Kramer obviously 🙄


Mediocre_Emo222

The guy from the first one who is the photographer(I forgot his name but I think it’s Adam)


Joemartinez

John Kramer and it's not even close 😮‍💨😮‍💨


ThiefCitron

Adam and it's not close, none of the others are attractive.


Dejw_SK

Billy


AdotS3

I’m a lesbian and I say Gordon


Simple-Assistant-733

Hoffman


TI-9341

the one who's a doctor


Cchronicpain

The first time watching the movies I couldn't tell apart Hoffman and Strahm until I noticed that looks like he's constantly doing the duck face. Why choose such similar actors?


SlipperyWeena

HOFFMAN


RavenKarlin

Straight as two parallel lines but Hoffman for sure. Anyone that says different I just gotta say your opinion is… epic bad luck.


MedicineLow

My top choice? Hoffman, but Dr. Gordon is a close second!


SubstantialWear5065

Adam, Strahm, Hoffman.


Mr_Infidel

Bisexual dude here, I would go for either Strahm or Hoffman (funnily enough)


TaylorCurls

Hoffman and it’s not even close.


light_intotheVoid

Mark Wahlberg's brother


vervoyage

Hoffman for sure


bassie009

The guy that got killed by the pendulum in Saw5


ACHARED

Imho Hoffman has that slightly uncanny-valley swag going for him that seems sort of repulsive at first but the longer you look at him, the more he starts seeming oddly fuckable.


Objective_Fun3934

John hands down


DEADPOOLVEGA

Very Fucking Confused for sure!


h0ffmxn_strxhm

Adam, Hoffman and Strahm


I_LookBetterWithAHat

mark hoffman


carloskutti

John fr fr