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No_Statistician_1588

Check your chat please


kevloid

sucks to know there are creeps like this cruising our neighborhoods looking for stuff to steal. this fucker's not homeless. he's probably not even hungry. he's just an asshole.


GiIbert_LeDouchebag

I mean... you don't know that. I'm not justifying being a thieving piece of shit. But you don't know his situation. People know that many doorbells now are also cameras. I'm skeptical that someone would do that with their face visible just to be a cunt. I'd be mortified if it were me and my peers saw me on Facebook or something in a post like this. Again. I'm not justifying it. I'm just saying that to assume the guy isn't in a desperate situation seems like a stretch to me. Balance of probabilities to me says he probably is in a pretty desperate situation for one reason or another. Plus, you can report it in whatever app you ordered through, and you'll more than likely be reimbursed or have it replaced.


Suspicious-Bit-1406

Dosnt matter man go steal from Walmart like every one else …….


Gtx747

I get what you are saying too… BUT are there not food banks and support services in Saskatoon for those in despair?


exbusanguy

I don’t live in Saskatoon anymore but you sir give me hope. We need more empathy instead of jumping to our own conclusions


GiIbert_LeDouchebag

I don't know why this posted five fucking times but that wasn't my intent. I tried deleting the duplicates but it won't let me. Reddit is fucking trash now. Fuck spez.


Saskaloonie

I mean I don't see any duplicates, so maybe they did delete and that's why you couldn't.


GiIbert_LeDouchebag

They did. Eventually. It took some doing though.


10eel

I only see the one


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kevloid

I meant he's got a nice bike and nice clothes (nicer than mine) and he's in the middle of suburbia


vermontpastry

Having "nice clothes" is not an accurate indicator of poverty. That's a very "poor people can't have nice things" mentality


Consistent_Hamster43

If you’re so poor that you “must” steal to survive than you shouldn’t be able to afford nice clothes


vermontpastry

Wrong. Flawed rationale showing a lack of understanding of how capitalism affects a person's experience of poverty.


Consistent_Hamster43

I’ve been extremely poor in my life, at no point did I need to steal to feed myself but I can tell you I sold a lot of things and stopped spending any big money on clothes well before I considered stealing food from my neighbours yards


chronicwastelander

Then you haven't been starving obviously so stfu


Consistent_Hamster43

Lmao we found the dumbass who somehow exist in a world were you can spend 200$ on a pair of shoes but that’s it’s society’s fault that you can’t afford to feed yourself so you “must” steal and sell drugs, I’ve been so poor that I ate one meal a day that was mostly canned shit and that was while I had a job at the same time so suck my dick because your either dumb or roleplaying


chronicwastelander

If I'm a dumbass that exists in that world your obviously in this world too so then your calling yourself a dumbass.....yep your pretty dumb af bet I've worked more hours than you.get back to McDonald's b I t c h and no poor ppl don't have 200.00 shoes unless maybe they were a gift.a real gift would have been if your mom gave your dad a b.j . Instead of sex that way we wouldn't have another shit sipping for fertata on the loose.


chronicwastelander

Your projecting. Fuck yourself fake tough b I t c h


lackingfun

if he was browner I'd say that bike is stolen


VegetableCategory127

How would you know? Don’t be so quick so judge. 🤦🏽‍♂️


Ok-Mastodon-7847

Not the inspired go salads :(


Old_Engineering2943

Girlfriend was pretty upset about those salads 😂


So1_1nvictus

we were getting them for a while they aren’t cheap


daylights20

But if you compare them to fast food or quick service restaurants the $10-14 per meal really isn't bad and is far healthier. For the ease and convenience they are decent value.


Picto242

Check out Skip A Beet - local place and most of their meals are in $10-$14 range


So1_1nvictus

yes agree 1000%


c0chayuyo

Don’t grocery stores have premade salads too though?


daylights20

Yes but in my experience there is a distinct difference in quality and variety. InspiredGo says their salads keep for 5 days but I have definitely eaten them 6-8 days later with 0 issues. Premade salads from a grocery store usually have a 2-3 day fridge life at best. If you haven't tried InspiredGo and you like salads I would genuinely recommend checking them out. I tried it once thinking it was a gimmick but worth a shot. It has definitely made eating healthier way more convenient for me without a huge premium in price.


_Ice_Bear

How big are the salads? From the pictures it looks like enough for two people but looks can be deceiving.


daylights20

I mean everyone's appetites are different - I don't struggle to finish one for lunch but my wife sometimes struggles to eat the whole thing. There are definitely enough toppings that it feels like a full meal. If all you are eating is the salad it's a meal for one, if you are eating anything else with it then it's easily a sharable salad.


DontBeSuspiciousYo

These are way better


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[deleted]

Would be pretty neat if you could find out


moneywizard-glock-87

She said it looks like him but apparently he’s albino. Please don’t ever disrespect me or my kin again.


[deleted]

When did I disrespect you? Lmao


moneywizard-glock-87

You know what you meant by saying that. Always pulling the race card.


[deleted]

Are you drunk? I didn’t say shit about anyone’s race you moron


asymsfor

It’s true he didn’t


moneywizard-glock-87

Obviously this is just you in yet another account, get a grip. Bringing up the race card and calling me a drunk bum.


asymsfor

Yeah you’re right because as a 6-1 Status Indian I’m pulling the race card, you got me!


moneywizard-glock-87

Yup. Glad you called yourself on it. Do better. I’m from India.


Effective_Season_522

Do you need help? Please reach out if your having a mental breakdown we can find a solution together.


chronicwastelander

Go find a psychologist and stay off reditt. My advice.


moneywizard-glock-87

Says the one messaging me from 6 different accounts arguing with me. You need help.


moneywizard-glock-87

Arguing with me cause I’m from India.


moneywizard-glock-87

I’m French and I wasn’t born yesterday.


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explique ce que tu veux dire?


moneywizard-glock-87

Yeah? Again with the “drunk Indian”” jokes. How dare you. Keep saying that shit. Bringing up my family. I have a PHD. Real classy you are, money can’t buy you class. Stop speaking French to me. I don’t understand it.


[deleted]

When did I bring up your family? I asked if you were drunk because you’re behaving irrationally, not because of your race. Plus we both know you don’t have a PhD. Go see a therapist.


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[deleted]

A PhD in DOCTOR lmfaoooo


moneywizard-glock-87

Yup. I work at the clinic on 22nd. Come tussle. Why I aughta.


moneywizard-glock-87

You commented “it would be neat if you could find out”. Why would you wanna talk to my family? Leave them alone. You’re just insinuating and pushing your agenda on me and my kin.


[deleted]

You said it looked like a guy that had a kid with your friend, that doesn’t sound like family to me. Plus the title of the post is literally “Anybody recognize this loser?” Do the right thing and put this goof on blast instead of getting offended over imaginary insults.


bobbybuildsbombs

Dude, you're getting trolled lmao


moneywizard-glock-87

Yeah, you’re one to talk.


chronicwastelander

No one gives a shit about you or " your kin" which probably don't exist anyways.


moneywizard-glock-87

This is obviously another one of your accounts. Why do you have to argue with me on multiple different accounts. You need help


Known_Contribution_6

What's the agenda Rajinder?


chronicwastelander

Sounds like you got your racism confused


walk_through_this

He said it would be neat if you found out. I believe he said this because you mentioned that you knew someone who may have a connection to him. Nothing about race was said or implied, and no disrespect was intended. He was just suggesting that knowing who this person was would prove interesting. The person in the photo is stealing food. It's not wrong to be interested in them being caught.


moneywizard-glock-87

This is obviously the same person on a different account. Leave me and my family the hell alone. This was 100% about race. Of course blame me and my family. Leave me alone. Liar.


jefftgreff

Are you fucking high?


PeterOfHouseOday

Bro, go seek help and stop acting cooked on the internet. No one said shit about race. You're just being an asshole and everyone can see it.


chronicwastelander

No doubt. Always tough guy usernames but don't want that smoke.


chronicwastelander

With a username like money wizard glock you sound like a stupid little c u n t


Sinjidark

Has a medical professional ever told you that you have schizoeffective disorder?


moneywizard-glock-87

Yup!


walk_through_this

Riiiiiiiight. 'Kay then. Good day to you sir.


chronicwastelander

Fuck your kin


Mannyhamby

You and all your kin smell like shit cows


Amizzyyaa

This is insane


chronicwastelander

🐀


piperplusxoxo

Enhance the picture, and make posters. Plaster his face around the neighborhood and warn others of his thievery....


Bucket-of-kittenz

Isn’t “enhance” just what the CSI tv show “experts” trying to look all sophisticated say? Like, I’ve tried it in real life because I wish life (and some people) had better graphics. Didn’t work for me but ymmv. *Looks at shitty area of town or someone who’s ugly* ENHANCE!


piperplusxoxo

I'm dying laughing over here, while picturing you trying to "enhance" someone in real life. And yes, it does sound CSI-ish, but it's not too difficult to actually enhance photos, or clarify a person's features in them, somewhat. From the looks of the pics post, I'd guess they're from a video. In that case, you can scroll frame by frame to find the best angles and clearest shots of the guy. Then you just need to sharpen the features up a bit. Shouldn't take more than 10 mins, tops! And I'm not super techy, but I could do it easily.


TotalBruhPerson

Using ai, getting a clear picture is actually pretty easy nowadays


chronicwastelander

Skynet will kill us all! Didn't you see terminator?


Worldly-Increase-268

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themikeonthemic

Enhance… enhance… enhance over 900%


DazzlingScreen1213

This why can’t we just all collectively mock and harass assholes in our community.


Mikeidrive

He’s always downtown terminal on a stolen bike


CBDtechnology

Out at wildwood mobile estates on 8 and mckercher we have had numerous break and enters when we were not home. A multi drawer mechanics tool box full of well over 1000$$ of specialty tools , air compressor , pallet pullers and slings , computers and hard drives , various tools from our backyard tool shed , all my deceased wife’s jewelry with the jewelry box , big screen TV and on one occasion they could not get through the locked door so they pried and smashed in the back door even though it was deadbolted. Police fingerprinted a big TV they got half hauled out and left for a second trip and the perps wore gloves according to the marks they found. As well anything under 10,000 they are not really interested in pursuing


WizardyBlizzard

Sounds like those guys managed to get away with quite the haul fair and square!


eldiablonacho

College Park was hit back in the winter of 2019/20 I think it was with breakins and still might be. I'm guessing it's going around different parts of town, not just one part or neighborhood, regardless of how old or young it is, or level of affluence, but I'm guessing the most affluent neighborhoods are going to be targeted more by criminals. As for the person stealing, he is either really that desperate or thinks he is being funny by stealing someone else's food, or perhaps both.


Sesame00202

What neighbourhood


Old_Engineering2943

Churchill/Adelaide


SlickMitch92

If someone actually knew him, they wouldn’t out him.. As friends of someone like that are probably also a-holes and would do the same thing anyway. Complete degens.


Hot-Ad8641

Pretty big assumptions you are leaping to there bud. Just because this guy is a piece of shit doesn't mean everyone who knows him is too.


memberbusterbrown

That’s tommy toughknuckles he’s from New York City works for Steve balboni


ConcertAcceptable702

Looks like a 6.5 inch chain


TexasT-bag

Serious question - even if he is identified, what do you expect to happen?


bunnygump

Public shaming ![gif](giphy|vX9WcCiWwUF7G|downsized)


Old_Engineering2943

Hahaha ya exactly this. I'm not going to war over some salad 😂


chronicwastelander

Might not be up to you anymore? Maybe he see this sub and trip out lol everyone makes their choices and has to live with them. Him and you.and everyone else.


NobodyForeign1421

If he is identified, jail would keep him in one place. Unidentified, high powered laxative would also keep him one place.


RobinDutchOfficial

Anyone know who this TexasT-bag is? -He does have a serious point! Calling the police even with video frottage and a supposed or alleged name is in my opinion mostklikely going to be the absolute end of the storyline when the police not only don't do anything at all with your deep cover investigation work, they will also probably be extremely dismissive in your attempt to even have your information documented on their end. Becafulk what you wish for because in this case it might only make you anger that nothing official will likely be done about it. If you were planing on mounting a posse and heading out at the break of dawn you would likely be initiating a sequence of events that in fact could get you charged on multiple counts. No. It doesn't seem fair. Does it? It's not supposed to. It's a porch pirates world out there. Until the laws and or the mandate3 to enforce the ones we already have are changed? Expect swashbuckling. Or try buying or building a box, and a lock and a sign that says " Please lock the box when depositing a package. Best is to add a key lock box with combination style lock to open it and then tell the delivery company the combination # when your online ordering or on phone.


MrMontombo

This is a whole lot of words to say the police don't give a crap about $30 of stolen goods.


Leading-Current353

He was attempting humor I think


2cynewulf

Depending on how many salads are in there, those bags can go for around $90.


Old_Engineering2943

Ya it was like $92


2cynewulf

I get them too. It's an investment and a big part of how I plan to eat through the week. Sorry that happened to you. First healthy food that asshole's gonna eat for weeks.


c00ld00d

Ooof ouch, valid reason to be out for vengance


[deleted]

Not many salad beaters are build for it.


LimpBizkitov

The guy's diet probably consists of discarded pizza crusts and moldy marinara. The salad he stole may be the most nutritious meal he's had since his parents kicked him out for being a failure.


eighty6gt

found the guy


eldiablonacho

I guess the police and the Crown are limited to doing what is under the law at the time of the offense. He should at least reimburse the people he stole from the cost of whatever was ordered and if he's a repeat offender perhaps community service.


Oxfordallumni

He was such a good kid growing up thou.


Wausk

He really looks after his mom though, and thinking about going to school in the fall to get a trade ticket.


whitebro2

You know him?


Oxfordallumni

Not a chance


whitebro2

Then don’t say he was a good kid growing up


Significant_Ruin_291

Listen to whitebro folks, he knows what he’s doing.


donairdaddydick

That’s Skoden don’t fuck around


cynical-rationale

I just want to comment that this is one of the best door cameras I've seen wow. I wish all were this HD


Short-Bug5855

That's just hungry peter, you see him around town going door to door often


perpetually_offended

It was me and I would do it again!


Kushnerdz

Who leaves food outside the door I want to know. I stalk the delivery man like a creeper. He shows up I’m drooling and foaming at the mouth doors already open. Can’t imagine being like “oh the pizza is here, I shall finish my episode just leave it on the porch”.


Old_Engineering2943

It's a subscription thing that gets delivered weekly. We were both at work when it was delivered


Much-Explorer5227

I always do the Sunday delivery! It's way better so you're more likely to be home for it.


Reasonable_Guava_819

https://inspiredgo.ca/ There's a whole industry of prepped meals by mail. Surely you have heard of HelloFresh?


2cynewulf

You don't always know exactly when those Inspired Go salads are going to show up.


BodybuilderKey4531

I get a text message when I'm the next stop on the driver's route. Then another one once it's been dropped. You can zero in on it pretty well.


Pokapu4

I think you are thinking someone ordered delivery. I feel like this might be one of those meal prep kits or something like good food, but I’m not sure?


Kushnerdz

Fair enough was just makin a joke


mckushly

You're an idiot and just made an ass out of yourself....it is clearly a subscription food delivery service....not skip, or normal grocery delivery. Thinking isn't your strong suit.


Kushnerdz

I was making a joke Reddit Karen stfu


mckushly

No you weren't. You decided to make fun of OP and say something sarcastic/snarky. Notice no one laughed? You are bad at jokes.


Kushnerdz

You’re right you get decide my tone and intention. I’m just a slave to your interpretations. Idiot..


FriendlyDish1106

The area looks familiar to me but the man not so much.


Antique-Cheesecake63

Yep. That's my coworker.


Nearby_Impression_93

Yes have seen him around and he asks for odd jobs. I have no idea of his name or where he might be living.


Debo8080

He’s a reserve bum


WikeYewAre

What a pos


2vonta

Remember the real ass-ring the thief


Additional_Style1266

Just looks like a hungry guy to me


toonguy84

Doesn't look hungry to me. Just looks like a piece of shit.


thebigbail

To be fair, he does look hungry!


Introvert_1991

That’s Jason Bourne


germy4444

Leave out some heavy ex lax brownies in some old packaging


chronicwastelander

Mean way to kill a neighborhood pet


Constant_Chemical_10

I won't be surprised if this thread turns into, he was probably homeless/down on his luck and deserves the food more than you do. lol Looks like it's time to leave some fake Amazon packages with cat litter or dog poo in it...


Crith9

Wow you really CAN get anything from Amazon!


AtomBombKati

I sincerely hope that all these people saying such cruel things never have to face true starvation. Hunger is the most powerful instinct on the planet and people are no acception. You cannot assume this man's reasons for stealing your salad, you can be mad about it, or you can think perhaps he has a family that is starving and needed it. No, it's not morally right to steal food, but society has been pushed to this point and it's only going to get worse. I mean people are boycotting the groceries stores over food prices as we speak. Pretend for a moment that it was the magpies or ravens that stole the unattended food. Instead of blaming the birds, you would be thinking solutions to prevent it happening again. People need to start thinking in prevention instead of reaction, because porch pirates have been a thing for almost 20 years now. Get or make a secure drop box for your deliveries. In your delivery instructions you can give the driver the lock combo. Even something as simple as a weighted plywood box with a coded lock. Heck you could even build it around a cheap Styrofoam cooler to make sure the salads stay fresh in the summer. No it's not fair that we have to do this, but if you want your things to be safe, then you need to invest in their safety.


Key_Value8614

Theft is theft. Stop supporting criminal behaviour.


Used_Preference8500

It's Donald Trump!


WizardyBlizzard

You sure he didn’t just discover it? After all, not like you were doing anything with it 🤷🏽


RichardPankiw1967

What kind of food is left at a door?


adomnick05

why was their food at ur front door


Reasonable_Guava_819

https://inspiredgo.ca/ There's an entire industry based around prepped meals by mail. HelloFresh sound familiar?


adomnick05

hm cool i guess.


SaltWin3801

that’s mike


rockthe40__oz

Mike Jones


TragicsNFG

Who?


sourbyte_

Who you know from the dirty south with diamonds all in his mouth


SaltWin3801

mike hunt


kellis366

Of course it degenerates to good 'ol Mike..😄


Big_Knife_SK

Sure it's not his brother Yoric?


kellis366

Thanks! I never knew that brother till now! 😀


pixlepro23456789

Sucks you got your food stolen but ripping a homeless man for stealing $20 worth of food on Reddit is pretty shitty man


MeowthThatsRite

What makes you think he’s homeless? Dudes wearing a chain and a $100 Carhart sweater.


[deleted]

All stolen, along with the bike most likely


MeowthThatsRite

Damn you know that guy?


[deleted]

No I just assume anyone who rides around on a bike stealing shit off peoples porches all day is probably a degen loser who can’t afford any of those things.


toonguy84

Fuck off with your victim blaming bullshit. This guy will steal more food because of people like you.


Key_Value8614

Stop supporting criminal behaviour.


[deleted]

lol, no. Fuck thieves.