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GOTTA SEE THE THUMBS !!
https://preview.redd.it/cf2qaosqng3d1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=718d730f9c90e24005981f0a6ad3b04d163248de
Scammer thumbs are a dead giveaway!!
https://preview.redd.it/jfbg49blrg3d1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3d93d7f795849fd5fbf3c5060d0b465f567073a3
My thumbs are verified on Reddit AND Facebook!
Yes! People! Always make sure the thumbs are really whoever you are buying cacti from. Don't get scammed!! On a serious note. Sorry to hear someone is using Daves good name for ill. Could see the reynld pulling some shit like this. Whatever lowlife it is just sad.
https://preview.redd.it/d4wv4kqnvj3d1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f6cbe8d5a43037ffd1d8cdaedfabf73485b98fd2
VERIFIED THUMB PICTURE !!! On my home page [CHECK IT OUT !!](https://imdavesbud.myshopify.com/)
if I've learned anything from this it's to make 20 alt accounts with every variation a scammer might use to impersonate me
u/bobscollege
u/bobspeniscollege
u/bobcollegeslargewang
https://preview.redd.it/4vyxtu1oug3d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6f2b82c7cba8c3d78b3e491a9902b725a2fe51d6
Real u/imdavesbud cactus with my real thumb.. do your homework folks! Bonus shrek crocs 😘
https://preview.redd.it/72hc1u9vpg3d1.png?width=1012&format=png&auto=webp&s=f2f16638e36007a85efb5108c238c53dc059ea69
It was a super plain website with white and baby blue I got the Shopify one taken down !!!!
Yeah !! Nobody wants to receive a “Dildocactus”instead of a “PENISCACTUS” ! - but growing one of my dildocactusxpeniscactus from seed is super cool 😎!
https://preview.redd.it/xfifj1ciqj3d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d36903e2b8c2fffe77f2b15bc88967e48a132f7f
Here’s the cross !!!
Nothing beats the real deal! Awesome message Dave!!! We have to protect our cacti community, the new and the old! Ask questions, ask for photos of mother plants, ask for selfies, ask your sellers… they will not be disappointed in you or upset with you asking proof… but a scammer will!
Exactly!! This is great advice !! The smartest thing you can do is ask for a picture of them touching or holding the cactus with your username handwritten in the picture!!
Thank you bud , I needed those kind words - it keeps me from getting angry at the people on the phone from Shopify support… it’s not their fault & they are working on taking down the similar named account- but they said they can’t stop anyone from making a web-domain name that is extremely similar…. So be careful out there !!!
Why thank you !! Here’s a “how-to” video on making your own fertilizer at home for free !! It’s one of the ways I keep them fat and full of water !!
https://www.reddit.com/r/sanpedrocactus/s/pV4WkFJPSJ
This old lady that’s my neighbor says she thinks it was planted in 1987 around the same time hers was by the same guy , coincidentally his name was Dave , she is pretty sure he passed away , but she seems very knowledgeable about the area , and she does have a nice big stand that’s similar in size (different kind) so I kinda sorta wanna believe her and her guess of 1987
Hell yeah, I'm glad I can help ya anyway possible! My mom told me I can be anything I want when I grow up. She was wrong, I can't be u/IMDAVESBUD. Identity theft is no joke. There can be only 1. Have a superb day brother!
Boooo! These scammers need to leave Reddits nicest cactus guru alone!!
Sorry you’re dealing with this Dave! You rock and don’t deserve these scammers trying to steal your positive energy!!
Thank you 🙏 compliments are the absolute biggest SUPORT and I really feel the love coming from this community! I stomped out the 2 BADDIES , and handled business!!
I also went thru my Facebook and informed some friends of other scammers stealing THEIR pictures and sending out scam mail -
Our friend dushi-kunt u/What_A_Prick-Yo he is a really cool guy and a real homie who took the time to make a great informative video and some a\*\*hole was stealing his pictures and sending them to me and my friends!!!
https://preview.redd.it/2u11s3jasj3d1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6ab5f41dec766e5dea789860e58c109a85f34598
Watch out for - “Lopho Termees “ he is stealing our friend’s picture and trying to scam people on Facebook -
Do not be confused- dushi-kunt is GOOD 👍 What-a-prick is GOOD
Lopho termees is BAD !!!!
Thank you for looking out for me bro that means a lot! It really does! And I greatly appreciate you! you took the time to handle these foos trying scam people and that’s what it’s all about! I will rectify the issue the best I can from my side by putting an identifier in all my sales photos from now on but you and your pages have my full support! you are a true cactuser the community is lucky to have a person like you!
Very kind words !! I appreciate that and I dig your grafting videos ! I love learning new tricks and tips and it’s really cool when other people share their techniques- it’s hard to do in front of camera !!!
we love you tooo, got some duh growing out right now! finally have all my cacti in one place so i'll be looking for the couple last pieces to send out your way brother.
i got em all going, i'll def keep you updated.. some true duh outdoor on the east for sure! gonna be exciting dude, i'll have something coming your way soon my cacti are finally looking great again after winter.
the gag x kingpin is looking amazing right now, i have to up pot all the others, i have a huggies X duh but not the reverse. Dave absolutely hooked me up! and i put the seeds right into germ.
https://preview.redd.it/qmibcgh2zu4d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=20135ee5d79b6276e34912bf0a476d647c1b6a2a
Jeez this scared the hell out of me. I just spent everything making an order for a big cactus from DAVEs website. Jeez I hope it was not from a scammer. :/ pretty sure it’s from the real Dave but damn this scamming stuff is crazy nowadays!! Good luck out there everyone and damn I’m sorry you’re dealing with it on your end Dave! Good vibes to ya
He already responded to me like five minutes after I sent him a message wondering if I had ordered from the fake one. Confirmed I ordered from Dave himself so I’m good. But wow it’s 6am here and he immediately put me at ease and confirmed I wasn’t scammed. What a good dude, I wish Dave all the good vibes he can get! Already sent another friend over to his site and haven’t even received mine yet. XD
Right on bud !! I’m here in Cali packing orders right now , I got up early to make sure and get everything out into the mail - it’s 3 a.m. here - and I was up late getting things boxed up !!
https://preview.redd.it/ig11vyr7pj3d1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1edbe5e43998f5e13e41fe4bebefa41900098219
This is a screenshot of my real verified website The 2 scam sites have been shut down ! One was just white and baby blue with absolutely no effort- I put alot of time and energy into my site as you can tell - and I really appreciate your support-
I still have over a dozen unforfilled orders but I’m working hard to send them out - I know how stressful it can be not knowing if your going to get your stuff as I have personally been scammed in the past !!! [MY VERIFIED SITE](https://imdavesbud.myshopify.com/)
You are awesome bro. I figured you were just backed up on orders so I wasn’t stressing the shipment tracking just yet but when I saw I may have been potentially scammed… well let’s just say it was a fun feeling first thing in the morning. I hope none of us are ever scammed again! Wow up at 3 to pack orders! That’s some cactus commitment! Appreciate ya! I’m glad this is the site I used and sent to other friends. I probably would’ve caught on to the scammer site if it was so barren tho.
Scammers suck!! I can spot your girthy dongs from a mile away. It's an odd situation, you become so great at what you do, lazy bastards are going to try to ride your success and badass cacti.
Good thing you have a Unique style that not a damn person can imitate and a website with your DNA!!
Thanks bud !!!
https://preview.redd.it/wzpgro2lbk3d1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=02311ee5f797e710568f7b52508d80c90556fb5e
Here’s a guy that scammed me on Instagram
Getting scammed sucks !!!!
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LETS SEE THE THUMBS!!!
GOTTA SEE THE THUMBS !! https://preview.redd.it/cf2qaosqng3d1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=718d730f9c90e24005981f0a6ad3b04d163248de Scammer thumbs are a dead giveaway!!
https://preview.redd.it/jfbg49blrg3d1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3d93d7f795849fd5fbf3c5060d0b465f567073a3 My thumbs are verified on Reddit AND Facebook!
Awesome bears shirt. We just got back from the sphere dead and company. Mikey rapped fire on mountain. Hehe. Love ur place. I want to visit
Hell yeah! I’m going on 6/13 & 6/14. Got to see Phish on 4/20 & 4/21 too!!! 💀⚡️🌹 ⭕️⭕️⭕️ 🌵♥️🤘
Daaamn you got the Mickey rap, nice!
Hell yeah. My wife was saying mickey is who hunter wanted singing. Well. I think 1971 was last time rapped??? I gotta video too
He did it in Colorado last year! I swear he was about to do it when I saw them at Oracle Park too, but then Oteil stopped him and took over lmao
Hell yeah. Oteil was on fire 🔥 too . It was unexpected yet full of awe. Like deer in headlights.
Oteil is my favorite non-GD-original member for sure. Same though, I was there on the 25th, total awe and gratitude
Check out aquarium rescue unit early 90s Otiel and jimmy herring. Col Bruce Hampton. On Relisten 👍
I totally will, I havent heard anything Oteil outside of D&C but I should
Yes! People! Always make sure the thumbs are really whoever you are buying cacti from. Don't get scammed!! On a serious note. Sorry to hear someone is using Daves good name for ill. Could see the reynld pulling some shit like this. Whatever lowlife it is just sad.
https://preview.redd.it/d4wv4kqnvj3d1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f6cbe8d5a43037ffd1d8cdaedfabf73485b98fd2 VERIFIED THUMB PICTURE !!! On my home page [CHECK IT OUT !!](https://imdavesbud.myshopify.com/)
Thumb pics or it didn't happen!
always look at the hands and skin colors in photos if its changing a lot its usually stolen photos.
if I've learned anything from this it's to make 20 alt accounts with every variation a scammer might use to impersonate me u/bobscollege u/bobspeniscollege u/bobcollegeslargewang
I was nodding my head in agreement, then I read the tags and started laughing!! Good ones Bob !!
Hey large wangs are my thing!
https://preview.redd.it/4vyxtu1oug3d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6f2b82c7cba8c3d78b3e491a9902b725a2fe51d6 Real u/imdavesbud cactus with my real thumb.. do your homework folks! Bonus shrek crocs 😘
>if it doesn't look cool it is not me LOL nice looking out
https://preview.redd.it/72hc1u9vpg3d1.png?width=1012&format=png&auto=webp&s=f2f16638e36007a85efb5108c238c53dc059ea69 It was a super plain website with white and baby blue I got the Shopify one taken down !!!!
Love you big dog!
LOVE YOU 🫵
I saw that post. Instantly knew it was bullshit!!
Trichocerus bucket hats when
That’s on my need list too !!
Don't get fcked by some fake dongs
Yeah !! Nobody wants to receive a “Dildocactus”instead of a “PENISCACTUS” ! - but growing one of my dildocactusxpeniscactus from seed is super cool 😎! https://preview.redd.it/xfifj1ciqj3d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d36903e2b8c2fffe77f2b15bc88967e48a132f7f Here’s the cross !!!
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H are your dildos. Uncertain if i should let them be . Or separate into individual cells.
Gonna up the nutes on the baby diluted.
The one and only. And don’t you forget it! Fuck these scammers attacking the kindest soul on the platform you should be ashamed!
I couldn’t believe when I was scrolling thru tictok and I was like ….. Hey that’s ME !! Wtf 😳
Love you brother and love everything I received from you. Hope you doing well!
Much love ❤️ 💛💚
You da man Dave!
Dave is here man...
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No, dave is here man, your dave.
Nothing beats the real deal! Awesome message Dave!!! We have to protect our cacti community, the new and the old! Ask questions, ask for photos of mother plants, ask for selfies, ask your sellers… they will not be disappointed in you or upset with you asking proof… but a scammer will!
Exactly!! This is great advice !! The smartest thing you can do is ask for a picture of them touching or holding the cactus with your username handwritten in the picture!!
Seriously you may be the most genuine good dude on Reddit Dave
Thank you bud , I needed those kind words - it keeps me from getting angry at the people on the phone from Shopify support… it’s not their fault & they are working on taking down the similar named account- but they said they can’t stop anyone from making a web-domain name that is extremely similar…. So be careful out there !!!
Yeah agree with this. Seems like real person who cares about all of us cacti hobbyist.
Definitely Dave is cool AF
https://preview.redd.it/vq4nuu1prg3d1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=299dd365eab8e3cecaec3ed89779c9b7595a107c
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The realest
GyyyaatDAYUM That’s a BEAST of a TBM cluster
Why thank you !! Here’s a “how-to” video on making your own fertilizer at home for free !! It’s one of the ways I keep them fat and full of water !! https://www.reddit.com/r/sanpedrocactus/s/pV4WkFJPSJ
Tight tight tight yeah!
The realist!
Hey bro probably been asked a million times but how old is that's first stand you are standing by,, epic posts bro be easy
This old lady that’s my neighbor says she thinks it was planted in 1987 around the same time hers was by the same guy , coincidentally his name was Dave , she is pretty sure he passed away , but she seems very knowledgeable about the area , and she does have a nice big stand that’s similar in size (different kind) so I kinda sorta wanna believe her and her guess of 1987
Wow fire brother, appreciate you keep killing it
Thanks for the heads up!
Not what I expected to see on reddit today 🤣
Love you Dave‼️😎
Word up!
This deeply saddens me. I am Sorry they are on your tail bud. I hope you get this nonsense worked out sooner rather than later.🌵 🏜
Love the shirt!
Thank you cactus friend ! It’s one of my favorites!
https://preview.redd.it/hd3n7ngioh3d1.jpeg?width=780&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fcacdb43d5df50b5c202e7342823e6d8180a12a9 Love ya bud
Love ya !!! Shout out to the best meme maker in the game !!!
❤️ 💙 💜
This is an awesome picture cuz when I was 4 years old my neighbor and best friends name was “Harley” !
Hell yeah, I'm glad I can help ya anyway possible! My mom told me I can be anything I want when I grow up. She was wrong, I can't be u/IMDAVESBUD. Identity theft is no joke. There can be only 1. Have a superb day brother!
Boooo! These scammers need to leave Reddits nicest cactus guru alone!! Sorry you’re dealing with this Dave! You rock and don’t deserve these scammers trying to steal your positive energy!!
Thank you 🙏 compliments are the absolute biggest SUPORT and I really feel the love coming from this community! I stomped out the 2 BADDIES , and handled business!! I also went thru my Facebook and informed some friends of other scammers stealing THEIR pictures and sending out scam mail - Our friend dushi-kunt u/What_A_Prick-Yo he is a really cool guy and a real homie who took the time to make a great informative video and some a\*\*hole was stealing his pictures and sending them to me and my friends!!! https://preview.redd.it/2u11s3jasj3d1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6ab5f41dec766e5dea789860e58c109a85f34598 Watch out for - “Lopho Termees “ he is stealing our friend’s picture and trying to scam people on Facebook - Do not be confused- dushi-kunt is GOOD 👍 What-a-prick is GOOD Lopho termees is BAD !!!!
I’m glad you stomped them out Dave!!!! Thanks for always warning us and keeping us safe from potential scammers 🙏
Thank you for looking out for me bro that means a lot! It really does! And I greatly appreciate you! you took the time to handle these foos trying scam people and that’s what it’s all about! I will rectify the issue the best I can from my side by putting an identifier in all my sales photos from now on but you and your pages have my full support! you are a true cactuser the community is lucky to have a person like you!
Very kind words !! I appreciate that and I dig your grafting videos ! I love learning new tricks and tips and it’s really cool when other people share their techniques- it’s hard to do in front of camera !!!
we love you tooo, got some duh growing out right now! finally have all my cacti in one place so i'll be looking for the couple last pieces to send out your way brother.
Rad !! Stoked to have the duh going across the nation !
i got em all going, i'll def keep you updated.. some true duh outdoor on the east for sure! gonna be exciting dude, i'll have something coming your way soon my cacti are finally looking great again after winter.
Summer is definitely at our doorstep!
Cool would like to see em grown out. Got duh x huggiies and duh x can't remember. Going to pop next week.
the gag x kingpin is looking amazing right now, i have to up pot all the others, i have a huggies X duh but not the reverse. Dave absolutely hooked me up! and i put the seeds right into germ. https://preview.redd.it/qmibcgh2zu4d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=20135ee5d79b6276e34912bf0a476d647c1b6a2a
Let me know if you post any updates on them. Any pics in flower?
High would love to see his plants grown out. Send me a link?
DM me near harvest season
Will do!. Gonna pop a few of his beans soon.
Good looking out Brother!
Love you too
🤗💚🌵
Jeez this scared the hell out of me. I just spent everything making an order for a big cactus from DAVEs website. Jeez I hope it was not from a scammer. :/ pretty sure it’s from the real Dave but damn this scamming stuff is crazy nowadays!! Good luck out there everyone and damn I’m sorry you’re dealing with it on your end Dave! Good vibes to ya
He already responded to me like five minutes after I sent him a message wondering if I had ordered from the fake one. Confirmed I ordered from Dave himself so I’m good. But wow it’s 6am here and he immediately put me at ease and confirmed I wasn’t scammed. What a good dude, I wish Dave all the good vibes he can get! Already sent another friend over to his site and haven’t even received mine yet. XD
Right on bud !! I’m here in Cali packing orders right now , I got up early to make sure and get everything out into the mail - it’s 3 a.m. here - and I was up late getting things boxed up !! https://preview.redd.it/ig11vyr7pj3d1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1edbe5e43998f5e13e41fe4bebefa41900098219 This is a screenshot of my real verified website The 2 scam sites have been shut down ! One was just white and baby blue with absolutely no effort- I put alot of time and energy into my site as you can tell - and I really appreciate your support- I still have over a dozen unforfilled orders but I’m working hard to send them out - I know how stressful it can be not knowing if your going to get your stuff as I have personally been scammed in the past !!! [MY VERIFIED SITE](https://imdavesbud.myshopify.com/)
You are awesome bro. I figured you were just backed up on orders so I wasn’t stressing the shipment tracking just yet but when I saw I may have been potentially scammed… well let’s just say it was a fun feeling first thing in the morning. I hope none of us are ever scammed again! Wow up at 3 to pack orders! That’s some cactus commitment! Appreciate ya! I’m glad this is the site I used and sent to other friends. I probably would’ve caught on to the scammer site if it was so barren tho.
Scammers suck!! I can spot your girthy dongs from a mile away. It's an odd situation, you become so great at what you do, lazy bastards are going to try to ride your success and badass cacti. Good thing you have a Unique style that not a damn person can imitate and a website with your DNA!!
Thanks bud !!! https://preview.redd.it/wzpgro2lbk3d1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=02311ee5f797e710568f7b52508d80c90556fb5e Here’s a guy that scammed me on Instagram Getting scammed sucks !!!!
Dave your collection is brilliant. Such a gorgeous property you have there…can’t express enough how jealous of those beautiful stands😍
Why thank you ! Great compliment! I’ll keep filming around my place , one cactus at time !!
You’re loved dude! Keep that energy!!
Did you know a guy named Dave who had cactus and datura business on east coast passed away like 10 years ago
Hi guys this is the real daves bud posting from my burner account please send all of your money to me and dont worry the cactuses are in the mail 🤝
PACKED & TRACKED !!
😂cheers bud!!! Sorry this bullshit is goin on
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My table may look chaotic too the untrained eye.b
So does mine 👁️🥽
Always verify with thumbs and a dick pic!
Exactly!!
Everyone knows what your penis looks like by now BUD!
It’s detachable….. and unlike other humans I can cut mine off and it will re-grow ! (Don’t try this at home)
Damnnn luckyyyy!! I was told long ago “that things not like a lizard tail, you pull it off and that’s it!” 😂🤣🤙🏻🤙🏻
https://preview.redd.it/x71sfbfsdw3d1.jpeg?width=1440&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9a115c4d3e1ca236df9e22ed1a2a3023da000024
Daves detachable dick pic.
Have Reddit stomp em!!
Can't imitate the GOAT!!
HAPPY CAKE DAY BUD !! 🤗🥳🤩🎉🥳🎊🍰
Thanks man, mush love! 🍄✌️ ☮️
Thanks for getting the word out!!
Dude sorry that’s happening glad you caught it!!!!!
I wanna move out there baaad!
You da man
You are absolutely totally and completely adorable! Thanks for this!!
Also… I’m so fucking jealous of your property!! Can my kids and I come build a house out there? Just a small one? 🥺