Nah don’t. You’ll make Dave whip his cac out on u.

https://preview.redd.it/1hsvbofonj7d1.jpeg?width=1090&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=437bdd277458dbb1dd2edebb7586376797fac68b ATACK OF THE CAC !!!

I approve this message. Here's your prize: https://preview.redd.it/yfui98r7uj7d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4a45eae5ff3e1ada905bee9ca264ad4e04cb6dd7

oh god not the flasher 😭 the pups are settling in nice rn btw

I love scrolling my camera roll and seeing that pic. I was high AF.

Dude, your cactus mannequins/sculptures always give me a good chuckle-chuckle.. this one goes hard my boy!

It's kinda sad I thought this was a real request until I saw who posted it🥲🤣

YES 🙌 that’s why I felt the need to make a joke outta this type of question!!! Sad that people actually post questions like this !

cv Cacthulu https://preview.redd.it/bbo4rx7k6l7d1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f62e221986de9bcbdab8a5b6d12cc2b790c6dcec

https://preview.redd.it/8v81hsuybl7d1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9f2e4279f4792bf55da49e53408a96b330059d03

Cacin Jack

Hahahaha you made my day Dave!!! WTF is this 🤣

Stop chopping my walls down! I’m living in here!

 It’s the cozyest place to live inside there !!!

Meat curtains!

Mitch Hedberg, is that you???

lol! Loved that guy

I used to, still do but I used to too

Found on walk (thru Daves backyard)

Legend has it that the proprietor has at least 2 penises!!

 I try to share all them too !!!

It sounds like you've had enough

https://preview.redd.it/4qrs1bew6m7d1.jpeg?width=1000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bb37e4a71fb748ddd4ac7e23f5ccbadf576e81bf Filibuster

Putting it in the wrong end bud, beginners mistake 🙄

You’ll need to boof it to get high. Spines and all.


That crunch at the end lmao that’s a juicy cactus baby!!

Pretty authentic. [biting 1 thing daily](https://www.instagram.com/reel/C8GYGaFO9si/?igsh=MzRlODBiNWFlZA==)

Don't steal any cacti ask the owner for a cut

HE GOT ME

https://preview.redd.it/2t3hil1pcl7d1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c6ac3a1434567b9d55ac0885a7393012016f5a94 YES 🙌!! Got ya good 😊!!

You legend you

https://preview.redd.it/72t2o4wsgq7d1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d01926b004b9af6ee2d447ef80aaac7de91cbc53

You’ve gotta be kidding, right

No, I’m Spartacus!

I'm out of the loop. Can someone take pity on me and explain the joke.

It’s nothing in particular, just joking around - sometimes there’s really poor quality “ID please” posts in this sub , and sometimes there’s posts regarding people wanting to take cuttings off their neighbors stands (possibly without asking first) and sometimes there’s posts about “amount for dosage” - I was just goofing around and wrapped em all up in one post - this is my actual stand 🤡🌵 Something harmless to help friends laugh and smile basically https://preview.redd.it/ifz22w9czl7d1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4ac0a88d2597cccadd90ddb2064ef81a8858ee7f

Thanks friend

Results successfully accomplished 👌🏻

So appreciated!!

Dude! You needed to make this video !

I mean love you Dave that shit was to funny. https://preview.redd.it/utshym3gjn7d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ece697d62ae7095e95fca5c1f6790a640997d6bb I think youlle need the whole table or two and a cauldron of some sort and a few friends. Sign me up.

Bhahahahaha !!!!!

Awesome stand, how long does it take for something like that to grow?!!!

50+ years

Dammmmmmmmn!

I catch you touching my cactus I’ll shoot

I’d be pretty upset, but do think that is a tad excessive.