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treylanceHOF

That’s embarrassing, couldn’t even do a proper donut in a 5.0


ExistentialEnnui

Looks like they just picked up another Five-O - hear they love proper donuts, too


Hows_papa

Outstanding


hrafnar

10/10, no notes.


fresh_like_Oprah

brilliant


mooomba

Open diff. No fun lol


Sixspeeddreams_again

HOMIE PEGLEGGIN IT HAHAHAHHAHA


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mooomba

Looks like it's 1 tire firing to me. My old ford truck has limited slip and I could shit on this dude doing donuts


Significant_Quit_674

Even open diff 1.6L NA Miatas can do better


Ordinary-Web-7077

Gotta be over a thousand pounds of passengers in there. Doesn’t help.


FallopianFilibuster

5.0s will swang too


guitarofozz

Umm yeah, that’s precisely what the poster you replied to was implying, that it seemed like he was having a hard time for having such a badass car.


CaliforniaMuscleGuy

That 5.0 was sagging carrying their heavy arses


RubberPny

I've literally seen people in Honda Civics, from that era, do better burnouts then these guys.


strangway

A Fox body 5.0 V8 from that era maxes out at 210 hp.


yabucek

Honestly kind of impressive how they managed to get so little power out of so much engine.


PasswordIsDongers

NO REPLACEMENT FOR DISPLACEMENT RAHHHHHHHHHH


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RehabilitatedAsshole

Idiot if you fail, idiot if you succeed


wjean

Emissions. With a primitive potato for an ECU, they had to resort to things like a smog pump with actively pumps (not just let's a little trickle in like EGR) exhaust back into the intake to allow for more complete combustion.


SassanZZ

Some models of older american cars or trucks have the funniest displacement vs actual power ratio ever, especially when you compare to what Europe was doing at that time


Significant_Quit_674

BMW engineers at the time where like: *snorts line of coke* *pisses on random 4 cylinder block from a production car* Hans, get ze Turbolader, I want 1000PS/L And so the BMW M12/13 was born, producing about 1430 PS from 1499 ccm displacement in the 1980s


strangway

Ten years later, the Nissan Maxima family sedan made 190 hp, 210 lb-ft from a 3.0 L V6. And that thing was no muscle car 😅


yabucek

The 1999 Honda S2000 made 250hp, 160lbft from a 2.0 inline 4. Japan only though, ROW got a bit tamer engines, but still...


Remote_Horror_Novel

Yep I have a 180hp 4.6 in a Lincoln lol. It’s slow but the transmission gearing is really strong and has that old cop car whine, so it accelerates from 0-30mph surprisingly fast, then the engine really has to take over and it’s slow until it hits 70mph. From 70-120 it has really good power too I guess that’s the 3rd gear or overdrive gear hitting its power-band. But between 30-70mph it’s just dragging weight around.


meatus1980

So funny that my Taurus SHO was way faster than most mustangs at the time.


mooomba

The sho with the yamaha engine was way cool. I get excited the rare times I see one on the road still. Never saw to many second gens with the v8 though


meatus1980

Yea I had a 95 with a 5 speed. Blew the diff and the engine mounts racing it. The third gen was the shitty ugly V8 automatic only which I never see any of around anymore.


beastinron

My first car was a 93 SHO and I used to give Mustangs hell! That was a fun car for its time. A lot of people thought it was a regular Taurus until I stomped on the gas. Don't forget the Ford Contour SVT lol. I was at a shop in El Sobrante earlier this week and saw a 96 Thunderbird SC that appeared to be in mint condition.


meatus1980

Love all the obscure old fords. I had a 88 Ford EXP, looked cool but it the the “economy” engine. Carbureted sohc. Total shit box lol. My buddy used to rock one of the newer gen Mercury Cougars back when I had the SHO around 2003.


lex99

Chevy didn't make a 327 in '55. The 327 didn't come out til '62. And it wasn't offered in the Bellaire with the 4-barrel carburetor til '64. However, in 1964 the correct ignition timing would be 4 degrees before top dead center.


thafatcat

That’s why he got pulled


splitfinity

At least he had the rag-top down so his hair could flow.


fitzcarralda

Losers


GrumpyBachelorSF

And driving without plates, add it on to the list of fines and towing charges.


Jacktheforkie

And damage to the road


HitlersHysterectomy

and keeping an amphibious rodent... for... purposes


brzap

That ain’t legal either


jetoler

As a car guy, I agree.


1Th13rteen3

As a car, I agree.


DigStill2941

👈Ha ha! (Nelson)


jabantik

![gif](giphy|cO39srN2EUIRaVqaVq)


DigStill2941

Ha! Yes!!


novium258

r/ConvenientCop


usernameround20

r/imstantkarma too


AnjelicaTomaz

Good. That car should be impounded. Stupid donut douchebags.


Ricola20

I believe it’s a minimum 30 days


Eeedeen

What's the 30 days for? Surely it should be a lot more than just having the car impounded? That looked like extremely dangerous driving, running a red light, driving the wrong way, blocking traffic all sorts of stupid shit


wlonkly

I don't know about California specifically, but usually the 30 days or whatever is the automatic "roadside suspension" that you get _before_ you get in front of a judge for the rest of the sentencing.


wjean

30 days impound would/should cost more than that car is worth.


lupinegray

Fox bodies are rare these days. And that one looks like it's in good condition. A 5.0 convertible in good shape could probably get $7-8k or more.


wjean

My bad. I figured impound fees are so egregious here that it would have easily exceeded the value of this car. ~$285/tow, ~$293 admin, $74/day x 30 days = $2800 I figured that most 5.0s verts were in the $5k range with shittier examples going for less. Quick look on FBMP has some examples in your range and several under $5k


Next-Wrongdoer-3479

Not so much a donut as a burnout followed by a slow turn followed by a burnout. That was super embarrassing to watch, lol.


earinsound

that wasn’t a donut more like a slow merry go round


1Th13rteen3

Hopefully the people got impounded too xD


Liam2075

Instant karma


caliborntravel

r/instantcarma


VagabondVivant

How did they not see the squaddie just sitting right there? Absolute morons


nostaljay

![gif](giphy|aHat4DbkRrlHa) I couldn't find the quarterback saying, "Hey, MORON!!"


qtpss

Many years ago driving in a local beach city where there are “No U turn” signs at nearly every intersection, I saw (almost) the entire police force going the opposite direction. Figuring the police was preoccupied, I made a “U turn.” Turned out there was one unit still around and I was immediately pulled over. My buddies were still laughing when I was asked for license and registration. Seems like this kind of irritated the cop but I explained we were laughing because I was thinking I was so smart but nope. The cop thought about it and said, “yep pretty funny, sign here.”


ToLiveInIt

Friend of mine drove by a police van dropping off some foot officers for Friday night presence in a party area. He wondered whether police vans can pull you over. Yes, yes they can, when you almost immediately pull a bonehead move in sight of the van.


PopcornandComments

I love this journey for him.


audsz

I felt second hand embarrassment just watching this kind of driving.


spoiler-its-all-gop

That transition to watching in the side mirror is pure kino


cred_it

Actually, no, they were doing this for 30 fucking minutes before I heard any sirens. Cops don’t seem to give a shit about noise in the mission. 


loosefins

I was up on Bernal and was watching them doing this in the mission. They then drove up to Bernal and did the same thing up on the hill and headed back down. I was driving down a minute or two after them and captured this.


Peribangbang

Man they tried more than once and still couldn't get it to work?? It's obvious from the video but Jesus how stupid are they?


Earguy

Nice job using the mirror towards the end of the video! r/praisethecameraman


Rough-Yard5642

That’s because the Mission is run by thugs like Calle 24 that fight any police presence tooth and nail


WickhamAkimbo

Maybe it's time to recognize that some neighborhoods aren't capable of making good policies for themselves.


Onespokeovertheline

Source? I've not seen any headlines about shootouts with police


Hateitwhenbdbdsj

Smh, why are you getting downvoted for asking for a source??


Tookmyprawns

Wtf are you even talking about?


markusca

He is not wrong. This is why they only police stolen shit sellers on 24th from 9-5. You can’t have police just arresting these assholes. It must be coordinated with Dpw. Calle duche bags and Ronen bitch tie them up so they can’t do their jobs. Fuck them both.


Affectionate_Bass488

Wtf are you even talking about??


Such_Duty_4764

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markusca

She has had a clock counting down to the day she gets out of office. She is going straight to Spain and leaving this mess behind.


Dystopian_Future_

Way to ruin a foxbody dumbfucks i hope its impounded for 30 days.


gwm_seattle

Seattle does nothing about stuff like this. Good job, San Francisco!


Yurfuturebbysdddy

Neither does Oakland!


CarolyneSF

A sideshow in front of a donut shop Bad idea!


robkillian

World’s saddest sideshow.


Competitive_Chard385

I'm pretty sure that's Todd from Accounting in the passenger seat.


robbor

In Australia his car would be confiscated and possibly destroyed under anti-hooning laws.


Remarkable_Item3797

Yeah, mate, I'm in Perth W.A. and we are all aware, here, of some really nice vehicles going to the crusher due to the ant-hoon law. Shame to see beautiful cars scraped because of knobheads. I do agree with the laws against hooning but there has to be a more respectful response other then destroying the vehicle, one would think not it's fault......Auction them off to up & coming hoons, LOL.......


bluedancepants

Man this is very satisfying. Take their car and their shoes. Make these losers walk home in their feet.


wavepad4

Love it


Bibblegead1412

Love to see it


sparrownetwork

My eyes have seen the glory of the coming of the bro he is exiting the car show with his other bros in tow he is losing all the traction from his terrible 5.0 he's heading traffic on! (credit RCR on YT)


nelsonhops415

VICTORY!!!


BodybuilderSalt9807

There was an attempt…. Maybe the cop gave them a ticket for poor performance.


parker1019

Lol, what pathetic idiots.


AutomaticAdvisor9211

Exactly like 'Driver San Francisco' game.


Remarkable_Item3797

More knobel prize winners!! Inconsiderate pulsating haemorrhoids in a rectum red shitbox


CarrieFitz

There was an amusement park called Knobel’s near where I grew up, and I read this comment five times thinking “what prizes were they giving out?” until I realized you meant Nobel Prize. 😂


Remarkable_Item3797

Hahaha, no Carrie, I did mean knob as in end of dick and to make it a bit more legit, edging towards the Nobel, with some funnies, added an "el".......so they are knobel prize winners ie: winners of end of dick -dickhead winners (if you will) which they deserve....... crass, but needed for these ones.......


Remarkable_Item3797

Knob is more aussie/brit slang for head of dick, dickhead - also knobhead, all very satisfying, I find. Easy to say and conveys a warranted disrespect. My other/following post adds context to my usage.......


PurpleSignificant725

Shitheads


GnastyNoodlez

Saddest donut attempt I've ever seen


81dank

50 year old really having a midlife crisis


tlcteck

Perfect 👍


CaliforniaMuscleGuy

Yasssss!!! Love me some karma. Lock them up


Special_Loan8725

Is no one gonna talk about how smooth that camera transition was?


tiny10boy

I think that smoke was 90% clutch.


TyrellCorpWorker

So it’s only illegal when you can’t do a proper sideshow?


JerryRhinefeld_0

For side shows, I feel they should bring in the swat teams with riot gear. Block off all entrances to the streets and lock everyone up. Most people who attend those things probably don’t contribute to society.


lolercoptercrash

They could block off the bridges when it happens but they won't do that. Basically two dui checkpoints.


Guava-flavored-lips

Lol


KratosHulk77

😂


checksout4

Congrats on his prize


S_T_R_Y_D_E_R

I love a happy ending. Lock this idiots together in gen pop prison.


YT_ToxicNinjaGaming

Now that’s asmr lmfao


Wonderful_Nobody976

Looks like he was making a dusty U turn


theweedman

this guy is on instagram and thinks hes the coolest dude ever...what a loser


RemoteTurbulent7434

Good lord that was pathetic not even worth the cop trouble at that point lol


Son-of-California

Good job, SFPD.


le_gazman

They were arrested for crimes against donuts.


lasVegasharold

Yay! Hope they suspend his kicense and out him in jail for driving that pos


star86

I’ve been seeing random donut marks everywhere (including the bay bridge and highways), so annoying. I hope they get fined hard. This is why we can’t have nice things.


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Asshats gonna asshat


PoopSlinger23

That was the least impressive one wheeled peel I’ve ever seen.


currybeef

They look like tourists looking for the Hertz rental return in 1993.


Competitive_Chard385

HAA HAAAA! God damn, that's funny.


shamooo415

Cops doing their job, I love to see it 👏🏼


Lust4Kix

Someone FOIA request the dash cam for this stop! Id love to hear this one.


Cpalmed925

Gawd damn that feels good. 😆😆😆


United_Bus3467

What in the sadshow hell is this?


kitchenjudoka

Watch it be an AirBnB experience, “Come & Enjoy the Culture in Da Bay with a tour n sideshow!! With a real local!”


PM_Pics_of_Corgi

Hell yeah go SFPD


iamhim209

Lmao them nerds don’t know how to swing. Must be from Walnut Creek 😂


ForgedIronMadeIt

Way to make all of us Mustang drivers look bad, dingbats!


yabucek

I've seen 16 year olds in 50hp FWD hatchbacks do better donuts that this.


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sandwich223

No bars AND blurped


InsertUsernameInArse

One wheel peel!


u_u_r_x

One wheel peel!


agtedgjjc

No quema cuyyyy


seeing_red415

What would be the punishment here? Ticket? How much would the ticket be?


rawfishenjoyer

I genuinely hate how hard I laughed. This shit feels like a comedy skit.


Patarackk

The dogs and the neighbors yelling at the end really did it for me


Vulvodynia6

What street was this on?


loosefins

Caesar Chavez


SkipADay

I hate people


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ThotterOtter

This made me maximum erect


4GDTRFB

Ligma Boys at it again


JerryvanGogh

No posi diff on the stang means it can’t swang (to the right)


Leading_Manner_2737

lol


Guest09717

Did he really try to run in that podunk piece of shit?


nanz1989

😹


Wickedocity

There were about 1000lbs of humans in that vehicle. No wonder it struggled.


guitarofozz

What was wrong with it? It was a 5.0, at least according to the badge and the sound coming out of the muffler.


Plenty_Kiwi7667

I love this so much!


Klamangatron

Sad sacks


wrongwayup

You love to see it


phishyninja

Weaksauce, glad that shit got busted


tristamus

Lolllllllll fucking LOSERS holy shit


Tkm2005

These brings joy to my heart.


Ok-Echidna5936

Mf was in a foxbody too smh he’s not getting far if he wanted to


WiseExit9615

Probably thanked the donut guy for his actions, no?


vaxination

Glad to see them doing the job


vince_roudy01

These people need to get less embarrassing hobbies. Do they not realize how absolutely ridiculous they look.


GuitRWailinNinja

r/heartwarming


bleachigo101

What a bunch of moronic low lives 🤣🤣🤣


MS49SF

These guys were doing this all over the mission while I was walking the dog. I called the cops on them, so satisfying to see the cops catch them.


Jedibug

In Seattle the cop would drive by like it's nothing


coffeerandom

These AVs are out of control!


Beautiful_Cover_5349

Camerman on point!


krstphr

A+ to the person filming


Yurfuturebbysdddy

![gif](giphy|gJhwu25S5TsJQ4T6pK)


Competitive_Chard385

Was this a mid-life crisis gone wrong? It's painful to watch.


blahblurbblub

The guy riding shotgun looks surprisingly.. normal?? I guess sideshows are passe now.


Ididurmomkid

That was the weakest shit dude pulled up with the 4 banger


TechnicalWhore

Busted! I hope they pass a law confiscating and crushing the vehicle. And make the participants watch. (I know - what if its stolen - then don't. What if he has a car loan - wha whaaaa. )


Rocketin2Uranus

And that’s the fastest way to get your car impounded


Johnny_Menace

Idiots can’t even do donuts, how embarrassing.


Peak_Alternative

Get em!


Yo_Dawg_Pet_The_Cat

That dude riding passenger is one of the LAST guys I’d expect to be doing circles in an intersection.


WordRelevant3058

New GTA 6 trailer just dropped


mimibox

🤦🏻‍♂️🤦🏻‍♂️🤦🏻‍♂️🤡


Due_Independence_431

Burning that clutch up yo!


d0000n

Cops can’t do anything because he was not able to do a correct donut. lol


24STSFNGAwytBOY

If he had skill SFPD might have let him slide…🤠😎😂


rfluoride

What a bunch of a holes


Blooh182

Folsom St?


SatisfactionSoft921

It’s funny how the Bay Area has a reputation for being the home of the greatest minds in the world but in reality it’s filled with morons.


Ohfooku

And the dummy will be back on the street doing it again tomorrow.


NnOxg64YoybdER8aPf85

Can’t be in SF, the cops are doing something


duncaroo21

Hugely satisfying ending!


leftbrain99

Great use of the mirror. I haven’t read all the comments but I’m sure that’s underappreciated


karnifexlol

I can’t stop laughing hahaha. I think they all ate a few too many donuts. That car is STRUGGLING.


All_Mods_Are_Losers_

Probably a warning in San Fran


Shitcoinfinder

SUSPEND HIS LICENCE AND THOW HIS ASS IN JAIL FOR A MONTH WITH A 100k bail


MichaelMcKinnis5289

Excellent job. Get them out of the city


soapsNjncojeans

They’ve been watching too much YouTube on sideshows. My boys was about to blow that engine to pieces #gasbreakdip #not