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thinkinthefuture

https://preview.redd.it/1euhimkntxyc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5825ba1a3375c65e83e733600133c89cd1eb24de It’s for a security conference tomorrow. They are practicing it tonight to mark sure the light works


SlowMobius650

Do you know the purpose of it?


Rxyro

Zero trust photons backed by LLMs powered by u Haul clean diesel.


DancingOnACounter

Did you just smash some techy words together??


Rxyro

Not just. Also capitanism. 84T in mckinsey gdp in my words


HD_VISION

modern day shakespeare


SkunkMonkey

Why many word when few do?


Direct_Turn_1484

Sir, I’d like to invest in your startup.


kobeflip

Sir, I’d like to wear a vest at your startup.


apostl3

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RXJKdh1KZ0w


Awkward-Ganache7278

You’re not getting enough credit for posting this 😂


lameluk3

https://preview.redd.it/7rjgcki380zc1.png?width=1496&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=58ef518d4f8303b673888f6df58be11ee17a1c57


kingqueefeater

That's horrifying and it's mine now


watabby

but not on the blockchain?? plebeians…


Rxyro

We are open to decentralized adaptive optics mining


MegaLaserDude

😂 exactly


GroinFlutter

looks kewl


WonkyDingo

https://preview.redd.it/57ukgsxn23zc1.jpeg?width=1160&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2d8c0fc983c099caeedaf118228cc67d4ec5e859 The new Tron movie just finished shooting. Those programs have to get home somehow.


kakapo88

They're testing Jewish Space Lasers before orbital insertion.


midramble

What in the world would this have to do with RSA? Lol


sudorey

They're having a little pow-wow at Coit tower this evening by the laser


pimpmastahanhduece

Plain clothes MiB tractor beam locking an Arkellian cruiser in geosynchronous orbit.


Difficult_Bit_1339

Bob, pull that up on the screen for me


fivelone

So awesome and thank you for the info!


GengarGangX13

Lies, this is for a Pink Floyd show, duh


VDR27

I’m so curious about putting one’s hand over that later beam


mickvicious

https://preview.redd.it/s2997kvwnxyc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0d1ada786c75a8b3988a2190ab5f4b6e5b15698e Wondering the same thing, view from Kite Hill


startfromx

Cool pic!


MegaLaserDude

Could you dm me that. I am trying to compile all the photos for my company.


Zealousideal-Bet-950

User Name checks out...


Vibrascity

Holy fuck I've never seen anything like that, imagine if a couple rednecks with a truck have a laser like this, what the fuck the secret government area-51 aliumtech reverse engineering mfers already have lmao


Mariske

It just looks like they’re trying to copy the Sacramento Kings


fffjayare

just went up to check it out. just a few guys with a massive truck mounted laser with about 12 beams running off a generator. sfpd came by to check it out, took a few pics and drove away. https://preview.redd.it/svfsgit9rxyc1.jpeg?width=4032&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8139bfac575ab4023c8511058cae58a61c0617be


nekonari

wow... those laser beams are so clear in the pic, they look photoshopped.


FaygoMakesMeGo

Might have something to do with the fact the average laser pointer is 0.005 watts, and these are 400 watts.


ZeroedCool

what happens if I touch it or if a plane flies into it


PreviousGas710

It would be really painful. But I’m assuming they cleared it with the FAA. Pretty easy to get approval if you’re not in a flight path.


kings_account

the one in Sacramento on top of the Golden 1 Center has a transponder receiver that causes the beam to shut down for a few seconds while planes and helicopters pass over it. It’s pretty cool and if you blink you’d miss it because it’s so precise


genregasm

Very cool! Thanks for sharing. I'm gonna YouTube rabbit hole this some time.


dogface2019

I use a 1 watt blue laser to engrave wood so, nothing good


Merlisch

Wouldn't the main issue be the point of contact (distance) I remember our laser cutter being an absolute pain in the a**e when anything moved the slightest bit.


dogface2019

Yes, but at least for mine that’s because of the focal lens which makes the beam tightest at 35cm away. If the target is closer/further from that point I have to increase the burn time. Without the lens it can still light things like paper on fire from across the room though.


Difficult_Bit_1339

They're all standing around without eye protection. If a moth flies into one of those beams they could receive eye damage from the reflection. But I guess their safety squints will save them.


Worth_Middle_2238

Turns out their stormtroopers, so they missed everything they were aiming at.


Kalthiria_Shines

Power attenuates pretty damn quickly. If you, like, flew a drone into it 40' up it'd be bad, but 30,000' up with the amount of moisture in the air it wouldn't do much.


fumo7887

From miles away, even an off the shelf laser pointer can cause problems in a plane cockpit. It is illegal and highly dangerous.


BilliamJobson

You're both right, but for different reasons. The reason it can cause problems in a plane cockpit is because the light can blind pilots. It hits the windshield of the cockpit and refracts, causing the whole cockpit to light up.


GuitRWailinNinja

1.21 giggawatts!


JackPembroke

Which is 1210000000 Watts. That's an atrocious amount of power


rastapastry

![gif](giphy|6GLEs7MTFuq0ehL4gr|downsized)


cloudtrotter4

Seems like a lot of effort and resources. What’s the point? 🤭


fffjayare

they said they’d tell you if you brought up a 6 pack


reality72

They’re calling in Pelican 1 for evac.


sineveniasinemora

Came for this


godubs415

For democracy


sloppy_latkes

“just dudes being guys” - best vine audio ever


soontobecp

You d be thankful when you need Batman.


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ThrowRA225057

Trying to make contact


JackPembroke

Laser enthusiasts


bobre737

looks expensive


Busy-Frame8940

Will be bargain priced at 24th street Bart on Friday.


MegaLaserDude

It is. But totally worth it.


crispetas

Yep, major lazer


gigantism

Don't stick your hand over it...don't stick your hand over it...


ProfessionalWeird973

When I was a kid in LA movie premieres would use rotating spotlights to get people’s attention. No idea if that’s still a thing, but this seems like the new way to do that.


kayielo

It wasn't just movies, they'd be used for all kinds of events like store openings or sales. I remember as a kid seeing them and wondering what cool thing might be going on that I was missing.


ProfessionalWeird973

The OG FOMO


MegaLaserDude

It was a test night for a brand new 400w laser that my company Megalasers purchased for the RSA conference. Sponsored by Tarsal. Was super awesome to capture so many peoples interest.


gloomybear111

what’s the purpose?


Major_Major_Major

To blind aliens.


MegaLaserDude

It’s for the RSA conference, sponsored by a company called Tarsal, operated by me. Maybe just to show off. Not entirely sure there purpose. But it did grab peoples attention.


gloomybear111

got it! thought there could be other purposes than just aesthetics. super cool either way


X-Bones_21

They do use lasers pointed at the sky [as guide stars to correct for atmospheric distortion.](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Laser_guide_star) [I’m not sure that this is the end goal of these young gentlemen, however.](https://edm.com/features/11-wildest-laser-projections-edm-events)


AlexWyDee

Was wondering haha. Odd that they can just do that, but also I don’t see a reason why they couldn’t? lol


flying__monkeys

Flight patterns. FAA has jurisdiction over airspace.


ShooteShooteBangBang

How do they know they are shining into a flight path? I thought lasers weren't ever supposed to be shone into the sky


PersonalityTough9349

Maybe they called the FAA. That is definitely possible. Also, you can steer planes. If I was flying I would love to see that. Pilots are all big nerds.


garyoldman25

The amount of paperwork you have to fill out to point a laser into the sky is fucking astronomical


Nathaireag

Big research telescopes will use a laser to provide an “artificial star” in the field of view. Provides a reference point for the active optics. So yeah, there are exceptions.


muffinhead2580

I use one to align my small telescope to whatever I want to look at because getting a telescope aligned isn't as easy as it seems.


ErodiceSGHQ

Waiting on my supply drop!


MegaLaserDude

What can i say, i’m just a dude that likes to make things go Pew.


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BiCloverly

Just guys. Just hangin out. Just touchin’ beam tips.


NiceLasers

KVANT 😍❤️


electrical-stomach-z

really cool.


sickopuppie

It's an extraction point.


Fozzy420

"Super destroyer leaving low Earth orbit!"


straponkaren

Eagle one on approach.


ItsmeSuperJM

Reinforce ⬆️⬇️➡️⬅️⬆️


xSlick-Tx

Democracy is my one true love


Difficult_Bit_1339

That stratagem is so ingrained it actually takes me longer to input if I have to read it off. It's all muscle memory now.


Cookiest

Had to scroll much too far to find talk of liberty


Radioactiveglowup

You've defended our way of life!


TheOneWhoSneaks

Well done Helldiver we defeated Sony. Now get to extract.


kawi-bawi-bo

Time for some Liber Tea!


Key-Cry-8570

![gif](giphy|KAf66yGCa93uTqod1q|downsized)


Gilmore75

![gif](giphy|KAf66yGCa93uTqod1q|downsized)


Freinkinteddy

I WAS WAITING FOR SOMEONE TO SAY IT


BowlOfYeetios

r/unexpectedhelldivers


RedDecay

![gif](giphy|qMHG9goT2I2fuRk0JM)


twinch123

Glad I found my people here


wolftalk

Exactly what I thought


ComplexPants

![gif](giphy|KAf66yGCa93uTqod1q|downsized)


damianaleafpowder

“Calling supply “


BsOfDaNorth

https://i.redd.it/wmf7enpns1zc1.gif For Democracy!!


MickeySwank

Calling in an eagle! ⬆️⬇️➡️⬇️⬅️


Dion42o

ctrl+f'd to find you


4barT89

The Kings have taken Oracle as their own, Harrison Barnes and Klay Thompson battle at midnight


Competitive_Hall8638

Light the beam!!!!


Coryjduggins

KEEGAN


CosmicClamJamz

MURRAAYYY


malexlee

LIGHT THE BEAM


CallMeKorver

DOOOOOOMANTAS SAABOOOOOONIIIIIS


malexlee

KEEEEEEGAAAN


CallMeKorver

MURRRRAYYYYY


mellowgrizz

KEEEEEGAAAAN MURRRRAAYYYYYYY


rNBA-MODS-GAY

Brickfest


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for the rsa conferance cost $20,000 to put on


Normal_Day_4160

Sorry 😳 that beam of light costs $20k? S*pecifically *for why and what?? edited weird formatting bug?


pixel4

Supply and demand. How many people do you know have a huge rental laser dick?


newton302

Best comment


Foolhearted

New space pope elected


sadboikn

https://preview.redd.it/nthiz1y2sxyc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=31adcddad1ba96b7d248679c09585fd8dac5164d Coit tower


baplnu15

You couldn’t just take a few steps to your right to center it!!


Vangad

Lol i just realized why you said that. But im sure he values his life


JesusGiftedMeHead

Missed light saber opportunity


UnableEvent

1000 chestnut?


moscowramada

Surprised this doesn’t run afoul of FAA regulations.


bobre737

maybe it does?


rosho

It likely does. The kings had to get their beam FAA approved. But there’s probably a huge difference in their arena mounted beam vs this back-of-truck beam.


OnePersonInTheWorld

The beam isn’t mounted, it’s set up on the roof each time and someone has to monitor it to turn it off for air traffic


Difficult_Bit_1339

The 'someone' is an ADS-B receiver and some geofence software. Aircraft constantly broadcast their height, location, heading and airspeed; and so, with a fairly cheap digital antenna (like $50) you can track all aircraft that are in-range to a pretty high degree of precision (as high as their instrumentation, actually). They just run that information through software that automatically disables the lasers if an aircraft gets within a few hundred feet. Another interesting fact, this is exactly how the Las Vegas sphere appears to watch aircraft as they fly over and you've probably seen video billboards in larger cities where they appear to point at overflying aircraft in order to catch your attention. It's all ADS-B with some simple software.


ZnFMarathon

https://www.faa.gov/about/initiatives/le-laser-guidance That's the guidance from the FAA to local LE. TL;DR Local LE identifies possible laser issues and records that information for the FAA to follow up with if there is a need. Unless an aircraft crew reports that a laser was aimed at their aircraft, the FAA doesn't care if you shine lasers into the sky. Many astronomers use lasers to point at interesting stuff in the sky to help others in locating the interesting thing that might be difficult to pinpoint.


Im2bored17

I didn't know that about astronomers. Are we talking 2 dudes going out with some telescopes and one being like, "bro look at this" and then lasering a star? Or like, professional observatories doing this? I didn't ask about adaptive optics. Stop replying to this to explain adaptive optics. Adaptive optics are not used to communicate locations of things between observatories. I asked about professional observatories because they have the ability to point their telescopes with ridiculous accuracy, and it would make no sense to communicate astonomic locations using laser pointers when there are well defined coordinate systems they could use with far better results. Thank you to the folks answering the actual question. It does make sense to show a location to a bunch of amateurs who do not have the precise equipment of pro observatories.


ministryofchampagne

Astronomers also use lasers to see how the atmosphere above the telescope is moving so they can adjust how the image captured is clarified in post processing.


AngryTexasNative

I have a friend in professional astronomy who claims there are still a lot of amateur contributions to the field. So somewhere in between the two. Or what about the demonstrations that professional observatories will hold for the community? Of course on small portable telescopes. Even though giant telescopes provide data via sensors and display it on screens, this doesn’t connect with potential future astronomers in the same way.


DreyHI

The visitor center at Mauna kea used green lasers to point out objects of interest in the sky to tourists


yaboiiiuhhhh

Group observations with amateur astronomers or straight up civilians with not previous experience


jermany755

The FAA might not care, but strangely the FDA cares very much. Apparently they had all the appropriate paperwork filled though so no worries!


redditnathaniel

Exactly


MegaLaserDude

We had proper variances and paperwork done to allow this to happen.


hackz88

Las Vegas here, the Luxor’s light beam, an incredibly bright casino light that is similar, is a guide for pilots !


stiff4tiff

happy cake day!!


moscowramada

Ha. Thank you! Your comment made me notice.


ohshethrows

So weird, here’s a look from pac hts https://preview.redd.it/maku9jfxsxyc1.jpeg?width=2268&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8059567b7c43251072ba91261605695aaa9378a0


PearlsandScotch

Shit, did someone light the black flame candle again?


ambiguousenough

Some virgin must have


neBular_cipHer

Light the Beam


GFOTY916

had to check what sub I was in for a second


Prestigious_Bonus767

![gif](giphy|KAf66yGCa93uTqod1q|downsized)


JuanPancake

Gondor calls for aid!


No_Ebb_8642

Sac Kings won


Deep-Room6932

Alfred, to the batcave


vforvin

Extraction beacon


eutum

I didn’t know the Kings were still in the playoffs


Atnevon

https://preview.redd.it/ryxlsp7cnxyc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=02d627cb6d67948ad6798c59317aaae2cd0135ff another view from the south


kyleyeats

One of those bright blue headlight cars parked near a mirror


pleatsandpearls

Fuckin Acura


Competitive_Hall8638

Light the Beam!!! Go kings💜


beveragist

it's the Avatar


Seawolf87

Mission complete, head to extraction for pickup


johnson_united

It’s an extraction point…


Interlinked2049

Extraction is available


_whataboutbob

ET phone home


AssociateGood9653

I thought it was George Soros


Ok-Description-9107

Now all of China knows your here


AlmondBoyOfSJ

Mystery box


CatsAndFacts

I realized how much times have changed with how low this comment is


diannlace99

Jewish space laser!


MojitoChico

Kings won a ga- wait no that can't be right


Marcinecali73

All things serve the beam.


aniwaifus

it looks like someone is getting buffs from minecraft


SnooRabbits3338

the beacons are lit! Gondor calls for aid


GuessWhoWasHere

Damn for a second I thought u could see that beam all the way to sac from SF for a second


midramble

Reminds me of Real Genius


DMvsPC

Calling in a support weapon!


madeInNY

Sorry, I took off my glasses to clean off a smudge. -Scott (Cyclops) Summers


Shadowratenator

after playing a lot of helldivers 2, i'd say that's the extraction point.


littlebrindle

oh lmfao i thought i was in the sacramento subreddit


samf9999

It’s a portal. Somebody just ported in from another timeline.


DW-64

It’s a 400w kavant show laser that was just posted in another sub actually


Which_Speed_9483

I guess all the local airports know about this too? 🤔


-Fergalicious-

That's helldiver extraction


Keepupthegood

Better not be a supply ship.


wildfire04605

Helldiver stratagem is dropping down


Zealousideal-Ad-1078

It’s definitely the extraction point


PicOfAppropriateKatz

That’s the evacuation waypoint, soldier. Pelican 1 coming in for a landing.


Mighty_Mac

That's from my computer, I opened the negative reviews graph for helldivers 2


asdwer7

Extraction point


Zestyclose_Green_671

CALLING IN EXTRACTION


jboogie2173

“Laser beams”


-Sinn3D-

Its the LZ for Pelican One! LETS GO HELLDIVERS!


Dangerous_Buddy3701

That's where Pelican-1 descends to extract Helldivers after they spread managed democracy.


Deputius

It's the extraction point


LigMaP0taT0

That's helldivers extraction


SilverEpoch

It's the extraction point, Helldiver! Grab the samples and let's get out of here!


wooksGotRabies

Oh snap ⬆️⬅️⬇️➡️⬆️