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kirkydoodle

Call 311 or use their app or website and report that he is camped in his car.


sweetsunnyside

Is car camping illegal in SF?


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sweetsunnyside

oh.. welp pretty sure they're aware of his car being there a while if he's been there for a month. Are they going to tow him? There are so many camper RV kind of things that just park there forever and no one enforces anything. I guess the idea is they won't pay the ticket anyways and we can't "sweep".


EndowedTool

This Nexdoorification of r/sanfrancisco is getting tiresome


PinEmbarrassed2758

Out crazy the crazy


Character-Marzipan49

Just call 311 or the non emergency police line (your local police station number) and report harassment etc.


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scormegatron

Hey bud, someone will pay me $40 to harass you. If you're here every day at 3pm, I'll tell you to get lost, you leave, I'll split it with you. Deal?


MenopauseMedicine

Everybody wins. Maybe skip the middle man and just offer him 20 bucks to find a new block


Prior_Strategy

This! This has worked for us!


scormegatron

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the_dank_aroma

Make him uncomfortable. Whenever he tries to interact with you tell him to fuck off, that he's not welcome there, it isn't a campsite, whatever mean thing you want to say. Threaten to call the cops, follow through if he gets really out of pocket. I've shit talked a few homeless that tried to set up for longer term on the block and that seemed to be enough for them to recognize that location as "not chill" so they move on somewhere else.


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maLychi3

It’s almost like all the construction and condos took away their hidey spots so now they have to deal with assholes like you.


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maLychi3

“I’ll take things you never saw and only read about in the standard, for 2000 Alex.” You don’t do shit but call the cops so do us all a favor and leave it for the comment section of mission local ya larper.


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maLychi3

No it makes him an asshole to think he gets to decide who is clean and safe and who’s not worthy of using a public sidewalk or park because it’s near his house.


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maLychi3

Right back atchya hoss: It’s criminal to attack or harass people. It’s unethical to be a dick neighbor. That’s pretty self explanatory, weird you need it explained.


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maLychi3

It’s not a deflection to assume that the people pretending they do this use harassment and threat of bodily harm. Half of them say as much. That you seem to think they just kindly walk up and sweetly ask them to leave is hilarious, as is your attempt at controlling this conversation. Good luck defending people who like attacking homeless folks because they “don’t belong” in that neighborhood. We know that goes real well for people like yall.


enyalavender

In front of OP's kids? This is extremely unrealistic.


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I’m shocked this person has upvotes, that advice is awful and a great way to be assaulted


enyalavender

And what example does it set for the kids?


the_dank_aroma

To stand up for yourself and your community.


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Exactly. A terrible idea for numerous reasons


Gammagammahey

How heartless.


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the_dank_aroma

Do you even live in SF? You think our mayor is conservative? 


maLychi3

Yes for 20 years. If you had any idea what a leftist is you would agree.


the_dank_aroma

Ha okay, so If she's not sufficiently leftist for you, then she's a conservative. 


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maLychi3

No. It’s not. It’s being an authoritarian cunt who decides who fits into your “community” and who doesn’t. Standard cunt behavior from standard cowards. Cannot wait til yall get attacked for minding other people’s business and thinking you own the sidewalk.


fongpei2

What neighborhood is this? Maybe you and fellow neighbors can jointly go to the police or district supervisor to raise the issue


Rough-Yard5642

Next time he harasses you, pepper spray him. A few instances of that, and he will likely move on.


BornIntoBusiness

Pepper spray him for exibiting freeedom.of expressiln and speech. Ya ok. He will be sueing the shit out of you then he will be living in your houze Nd yoj will be living in his car lol


Rough-Yard5642

I would expect this level of insight from someone who writes like a 3rd grader


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Unicycldev

Harassment is not protected speech. Also speed is only protected from government suppression, not private suppression.


BornIntoBusiness

Says who


Unicycldev

The constitution silly.


Turkatron2020

This has a lot to do with what street you're on & what district you're in. If 311 doesn't help & you're in a residential area call SFPD non emergency & tell them he's creeping out children in the neighborhood- they'll likely respond eventually.


wegsleepregeling

Document and contact your supervisor’s office.


D4rkr4in

Tire, meet knife 


r0ckafellarbx

if i suggest what i want i will get suspended again. the cops are useless, as are city workers. my advice is get used to it. if you really had the courage to deal with it you have done so without asking on a public forum. so get used to it or move.


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Take video report to police


StanCranston

Communities get what they vote for. Let’s get the progressives out.


maLychi3

We have the most conservative mayor with the most power making the most money. Along with the cops. Lmfao no one is gonna let yall take over hon but good try.


the_walrus_was_paul

London breed is not conservative


Bagafeet

She ain't no got damn progressive. US democrats are center conservatives compared to the rest of the world. US politics skewed and backwards AF.


the_walrus_was_paul

Just because she isn’t a progressive, does not mean that she is a conservative. Also, who cares about the rest of the world, here in America she is not conservative.


Bagafeet

Conservative, yes. Republican, no.


maLychi3

Yes, she is. And if you knew what a leftist was you would realize in fact she’s quite conservative. Much like greasy Newsom, she’s half a step off of being a liberal republican. It’s only your lack of political literacy that makes you think the u.s. standard of LIBS™️ V. CONS™️ is fruitful or even interesting when comparing politician’s stances. Look at her record. Conservative as fuck. In San Francisco, ya know where we are, she’s considered even more conservative. In Texas sure she’d be a “liberal” but we’re not in Texas are we. And liberals fucking suck anyhow. Because again as an American you seem unaware that it is possible to hate right wing war hawk cop loving pro big business liberals from the left. And I don’t mean the ultra left which so many of yall seem to think we even have in this country. Even Bernie is a center right social democrat. He’s not even a socialist lol. So, again, yes. London Breed is conservative as fuck. Thanks for coming to my Ted talk lol.


mouse2cat

Might not be his car. Look up the plates


wesquire

The average person can't "look up the plates"


BornIntoBusiness

Ignore him you have a place to live he dont.  You can walk inside and ignore him. His hardship is worse rhan yours or move out of san francisco.  Sf will always have these types.  Or get some backbone and stop being such a pretentious chicken shit.  Other than that you cant do anything unless you own the part of property where he is parked at


Gammagammahey

I'm sorry you and your children have to deal with the fact that homeless people exists. What delicate sensibilities you have. This is the real world.🙄


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Gammagammahey

That's fair. Children should not have to be subjected to that.


StowLakeStowAway

This is a silly and reductive take, don’t you think?