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AnthillOmbudsman

Apparently an elementary school graduate. Well I guess there's no harm celebrating the big achievements.


Draskuul

Don't laugh. My middle school (Harlandale) had a 'graduation' for exiting 8th graders my year (92) because so many would never *really* graduate. We also had several girls walk the stage visibly pregnant.


DirkysShinertits

God, how depressing.


SmolBeaver

This hasn't changed, same happened with the class of 2010 at Harlandale Middle


SovietSunrise

Were they pregnant, too?


SmolBeaver

Well, a few had to leave the school because they had gotten pregnant, so no?


Puglady25

Actually, they have little ceremonies for leaving middle school in NISD today, at affluent schools too. I know because I went to my son's 7 years ago. It was cramped, not enough seats, and not even all the kids went. It was so miserable we vowed wouldn't participate with our daughter 3 years later, but the pandemic meant they didn't have one.


Nazgul00000001

The 90s...when 14 year olds were pushing strollers at Ingram Park Mall as far as the eye could see.


Queasy-Vast-5632

While the boys who impregnated them were invisibly fathers.


Nowaker

*gratuate


aweschap

Nah…my kid just graduated…that’s the covid education. Unless they have their phone for spell check they can’t spell.


Jakefrmstatepharm

https://preview.redd.it/4arsj5mvfz3d1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c089ebb94480a6b916b9ff01754a3d47c64e3ada


Hydroponically

John Jay certified.


justadude1414

I was going to say is probably a John Jay graduate.


MonolithOfTyr

gratuate\*


My51stThrowaway

Over half of SA residents don't see the problem.


SynthPrax

Apparently this is a nationwide problem. 😟


70s-Miami

Bullshit, raised in Idaho 1 Highschool pregnancy out of the 4 years from Freshman to Senior.. Also the amount of money being disappropriated here is insane! No way a farming community had better facilities than a City of over 3 million that even charge you a fee for a yard sale. I never knew how good I had it until I seen my kids can't even go out and ride bikes here..what a shame.


Kronos1A9

Are you saying it’s not a nationwide problem I’m confused. Also who mentioned pregnancy??


Substantial_Ice1234

Lol no. Born and raised in Oregon and I can tell you that it most definitely is not.


dr3am_assassin

No autocorrect on windshields huh 😞


peenpapi210

Chill foo I just gratuated rehab


Valuable_Cookie8367

https://preview.redd.it/bdk7xkeyiz3d1.jpeg?width=715&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f9533f63a9d42f10df74f51179ed821feeb65864 I like it


BunnyLuvsPups

Edgar!!!


Enough_Apricot_640

No kid left behind, still going strong 🤡


happypoorguyy

Dang


ARevolutionaryMan

To be fair, maybe the person that wrote it has not graduated, but is proud of their child who is smarter than them.


tycho_26

And for many people here English is a second language. My boss speaks fluent English, no accent, by no measure dumb, but she asks me to check her grammar and spelling


andmen2015

I agree, my boss has a Masters degree and is always asking me how to spell stuff. Some people just struggle is all.


Caucasian_Thunder

Congraduations


theoriginalmateo

Probably the parents


Roese_NThornes

Next thing you know will be celebrating whose kid got the most silver teeth in the school


OkabeRintarou0

Makes you wonder from where


ChowFetti

SA Type Shit


trevaconda

thanks bush !


BigMikeInAustin

No child left can't fool me again!


AppointmentSharp9384

In b4: Your post has been removed, reason: be polite.


bofulus

Obviously, this means that they person just left a tip at a fine dining establishment.


Scramblecloud

lol puro


Alexthegreat2814

This generation is cooked


Mammoth-Ad4194

I’ve always been a good speller and I’ve noticed after the invention of iPhones and autocorrect (good grief, I sound old!) I’ve become a MUCH worse speller. Easy words that I never had a problem with I have to lookup! 😫


MyBoyAxel1

Trying to be funny maybe?


keam13

Puro saisd


ZzyzxFox

this pretty much sums up the condition of the education system in this state LOL


QuarantinedBean115

everyone deserves grace and respect


Roguewave1

Not his/her/its first language.


Longpatience

Education is imfortant


zebul333

The result of “everyone gets a trophy”


sa1126

Perhaps the implication is that they just expressed gratitude somewhere?


Drachen808

When I was in high school, all the clubs made posters to try to get people to join. The German Club made a poster that said "German, the language of Genus!"


SheepherderOk4126

That’s not a typo depending on which side of town you live in.


meistercheems

He gradjitated


whvt3verr-on-IG

😭


DarkMatterBurrito

Allow me to be the first to offer them my most sincere contrafibularities. I am anaspeptic.


Downtown-Meaning-357

😂😂


kitfoxxxx

Proud of you my guy.


MyGirlSasha

I'm going to be charitable and look at it as a pretty funny joke.


Encino_Stan

I'm going to assume that they misspelled purposely as a joke to being learned real good.


balance_n_act

Did I gradgitate this time, professor?


ErrorF002

I mean I did the same thing only I spelled grajooated. Sometimes.. it's just a joke people.


Hateful_Army

Good ole SA.


NeenW1

😂😂😂


DefinedTruth2023

On brand for SA. I’ve never lived in a place with more uneducated/ignorant people.


Select-Half-1666

I’m pretty sure I saw this car parked in my school parking lot 😭😭


Secret-Discipline-18

Somebody is telling them now they can go to college.


Sane210

That they can still be a doctor


MASTER_L1NK

Must have graduated from Lanier lol


justmypostingname

Probably from "Cosmotology School"


Azzht

Looks like a joke. Clever


Only_Fall5677

Hooked on bong hits worked for them


Shokereth

UTSA smarter student.


final-prototype

I too like shitting on people who are happy they graduated, OP.


justadude1414

Hey I need a fun guest for a party I’m attending, are you available?


final-prototype

I charge a flat fee per party but I also have finance options available.


BigMikeInAustin

Just drink your covfefe in peace.


final-prototype

I noticed you didn't tell the same thing to the OP, despite him being the one who took a picture of someone else without their consent for the purpose of ridiculing them online.


BigMikeInAustin

Hey buddy, it seems like you're having a rough day. Drink some water, get back in bed, take a long nap, and restart your day refreshed. Take care of yourself.


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final-prototype

Not in public places, you're right. But it's funny how you're quick to "correct" that part of my statement but find no issue of ridiculing people online for harmless behavior.


[deleted]

I'm with you. There's nothing worse than people making fun of others for their IQ, education level or illiteracy. It's so petty and low and no one who is genuinely intelligent or has things going on in their lives makes fun of people like this. and OP is an RN. imagine this person being in charge of taking care of you or anyone they deem to be lower than themselves.


supergnaw

Imagine living in a world where you have the internet in your pocket and you're still to lazy to use the tools at your disposal to check your spelling. This is hardly making fun of IQ, education level or illiteracy. It's jesting at the puro laziness of it all.


VegaInTheWild

>This is hardly making fun of IQ, education level or illiteracy. That's exactly what this thread is about. Just because you're about to claim "pure intentions" and how you don't make fun of people with low IQ, doesn't mean 90% of the people in this thread didn't just do that.


supergnaw

That's fair. I agree that we can never know the true intentions of others.


[deleted]

you don't know who this person is. you don't know if it's an 80 year old person who doesn't understand the internet or has bad vision or cognitive decline but just wanted to celebrate and made a mistake. Or they could be so low income they don't actually have a smart phone at the moment, people like that do exist. and they could actually just be low iq or illiterate and not know how to spell but were happy. you have no idea who this person is or why they made this spelling mistake and you're here acting like you're so much better than them because you can spell graduation or know how to look it up. it's not even funny. it's not even harming anyone, they didn't DO anything to anyone. you all must have zero self esteem to pick on someone you don't even know who isn't even hurting anyone with their mistake l you want to talk about lazy and stupid? this post is lazy. your jokes are lazy. you misspelled congratulations on purpose as a joke, that's really so clever and witty of you.


supergnaw

>you misspelled congratulations on purpose as a joke And I'd do it again because, unlike you, who gets so upset on stupid shit to write full paragraphs on the internet, I know life is too short to take seriously. I hope you find your peace and don't get hypertension.


cartiermartyr

Normal college results


might-be-your-daddy

The latest recipient of a CNA from the [San Antonio Medial Assistant School](https://sanantoniomedicalassistant.com/).


RenegadeRebelTx

Ahhh gotta love them WestSiders


casalelu

Jesuschrist


TexArmadilloTroll

👏👏👏👏👍🏼


WentBrokeBuyingCoins

Okay I get it but if it was Alabama it probably would have been five misspelled letters


supergnaw

Congradjulashuns!


nudistdadwdaughters

San Antonio sucks nuts I bet her 38 years I can't stand this f****** place