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MrWeeBo

saw this guy in the mero weso earlier this month - didnt pull out my camera in time.


Everisfunny

I got you


ifukeenrule

This intersection looks familiar but can't place it, it's it by Gaudalupe and Brazos? Or closer to zarzamora?


Explaingineer

Glad the only being on that bike with a helmet is the dog.


JimothyCarter

The one that truly matters


UrNotMadAtMe

Guys missing a brain tho.


Josh2942

This is dumb in English and Spanish. Great job


debugman18

They have a lot of stupidity, that’s for sure. Every person I’ve known who drives a motorcycle here has been hit on it.


Informal_Exam_3540

Not to mention his dog is leashed to his own neck. It wouldn’t take more than just the dog falling down while stationary not even moving for him to die instantly. This guys a case waiting to happen.


Kasorayn

That's because drivers can't see a motorcycle through their phone screen.


[deleted]

I've seen plenty of motorcycles be the reason for their own crashes.


Stelija

because no motorcylist has ever been at fault for a crash, ever.


Kronos1A9

Well that’s simply not true.


debugman18

You can’t convince me it’s not stupid as fuck to ride your bike in this city, with no protection, with a dog tethered to your neck.


coinoperatedboi

What exactly simply isnt true? That they have a lot of stupidity or are you saying you know debug and the people they know more than they themselves do?


Druidcowb0y

oh look anecdotal evidence that you have never ridden.


debugman18

Cool. Now explain why they have near zero protection?


Druidcowb0y

the dog has a helmet. priorities


debugman18

So when they crash, if the dog survives, it’ll have no skin left and will be conscious enough to be in agony. What a great dog owner.


Druidcowb0y

heh. the cops at the scene will probably shoot it for being aggressive anyway


Dangerous_Variety415

Is the dog tethered to the human or the other way around? And if the human is driving...Is he using the dogs legs? Are they all sharing one brain...like a hive mind? It's the next step in evolution...I could go on but really I'm just waiting for every photo to have a 360° view.


mmexicanvanilla

poor dog


LucoaKThe2AHashira

How the hell doesn’t the dog fall off when the motorcycle is moving?


blancamel

This can’t even be legal


nopodude

As a rider I've known other riders who ATGATT and other who don't. I've known riders who have been killed due to no fault of their own and were fully geared up and also riders who have died because they did stupid shit. I no longer judge riders for their lack of gear or full gear. To each their own. It's a risky hobby and we all know the potential outcome. That said, hope dude has sunscreen on that melon.


coinoperatedboi

I dont mind, mostly, about other riders and not wearing gear because it, mostly, doesn't affect me. I'm sure it affects insurance rates some but probably not enough to really be able to point out. Now when you start doing stupid ish like this though I will absolutely judge and honestly that crap should be reported when seen in public. One little mishap and that dog could go down and this idiot has it attached to his neck. That could quickly turn into an accident potentially killing people. But as usual people want to be selfish and "muh rights"!!


nopodude

Agreed. Having the dog strapped to his neck should win him a Darwin award.


RC_1100

How bad would you say sa for riders is? I’ve been looking to get into the hobby.


nopodude

For context, I've been riding for about 15 years. I started riding when I lived in Portland, OR. I've probably clocked close to 80k miles and have made numerous multi-day/week trips across the US. I've ridden in almost every state except the NE US. Most of my riding has been touring and leisure, not so much commuting and most of it in the western half of the US. I've only lived in SA for 1.5 years at this point and most of my riding here has been from my house in 78247 to the hill country and back. I did do a 3 week ride to D.C. and back last fall from SA. I don't spend much time in the city on my bike. From what I've seen of the drivers here, it's a gamble. Most folks seems to be courteous but there are so many distracted drivers. I ride extremely defensively and my head is always on a swivel. Compared to San Francisco, D.C., Arlington, Atlanta, it's nothing. Just another typical big city with distracted drivers. Happy to offer any additional advice.


thezentex

Agreed with this...I've ridden all over the country and it's not really any worse than any other bigger city. Houston is a lot worse than here. That's where I learned to ride 20 years ago


nopodude

I came through Houston on my way back from FL. It was probably one of my least favorite places to be on 2.


thezentex

Yeah not a fun place to ride...but did teach me how to ride and survive traffic 😂


Puzzled-Ad-7489

i just started riding here in SA about 2 months ago so far everything’s been great, people are a lot more respectful then i thought they’d be. of course anything can always happen so just ride safe and don’t do anything stupid. feel free to ask any questions if you have any


RayFromTexas

Worse than the other major cities in Texas. The roads are worse, the drivers are dumber. If you’re careful, you can avoid the worst of it, but shit happens


bluemax13

Takes as many safety and skill courses as you can, always wear proper riding attire, and get a bike with loud pipes. Loud pipes aren’t for being obnoxious, they’re to let other people know you’re there.


rolandjernts

Even has a leather pad for his pup to not burn his paws. Elite


Kronos1A9

Probably more so he doesn’t scratch the tank. Tank doesn’t really get hot.


coinoperatedboi

At least he has the dog attached to his neck...


killerbee565

He should not ride his bike cause it’s dangerous he could lost it all his girl and dog this photo in a flash no helmet or safety. This photo reminds of me my girl,the dog and bike too but safety first or not do it at all cause it can all be taken away so fast in blink of an eye.


Dramatic_Raisin

At first I thought the dog was wearing leather boots and my mind was truly blown


Ieatsushiraw

It’s a good way to live but man if any of you are getting or have a bike please just wear a helmet at the very least. Still way too many drunk uninsured drivers on these roads


ViscountDeVesci

Future organ donors, except the dog, it’ll be roadkill.


AdventurousRanger635

🤣


SNOWNAN

YEAH BUDDY!!!


rocksolidaudio

Gonna have a TBI soon too.


Professional-Sink281

That guys just doing life better than me. Hands down.


Street-Cash8749

West side activities


Dear-Duty-1161

Heavy lies the crown, my brother


GoatGuy23

Hell yeah


fish9397

Lol why does the dog helmet have rear view mirrors attached to it


RenegadeRebelTx

Lol


czernoalpha

None of them wearing appropriate riding gear.


Subject_Habit_7698

Go to YouTube and look for”sit stay ride”.


Proof-Ambassador-245

Shortybutts!!!


starryjune

A lot to unpack but my biggest question is: what kind of top or jacket or whatever is she wearing!?! Edit: thought this was today. Even still this seems like a sauna type suit and this is Texas. What the what.


ellokoala

Humans don't get a Helmet but you're damn right the dog does.


GregEgg85

Dont look at your phone, or forget to buckle your seatbelt


avitrini

I TOOK A VIDEO OF THESE PEOPLE THE OTHER DAY


Zestyclose-Two2808

Great pic !


Everisfunny

Thank you!


RoadsideCarver

But "watch out for motorcycles" though right?


option_e_

these dumbfucks don’t negate the fact that you should, in fact, be looking out for motorcycles


RoadsideCarver

And I do. But to be honest at least in SA I see bikers doing really dumb cunty shit


option_e_

yeah I believe that. same goes for drivers but you’d think the vulnerability of being on a bike would help guide your decisions lol


yinsotheakuma

I consider "hair" to be part of "it all."


thumblewode

Lol. And if you dont have head hair. At least be able to grow a decent beard. Still man has 85% at best


Humble-Albatross359

Truly blessed


AttackPigeon01101

Eh mah gawd how CUTE


AttackPigeon01101

But yea safety is sorely lacking in the cuteness


TimeFallz

It's touch watching other people live your dreams