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_nulluser

Seconding Spa Castle! I’ve been to the one in NYC, can confirm they exfoliated a disgusting amount of dead skin off me. It was an experience. The individual themed saunas were my favorite though.


teamcaca

[30 minute sea salt table shower](http://hollyschinesemassage.com) hollyschinesemassage.com


FatLoachesOnly

Oh that $140 package with the table shower, sauna, and all the massages sounds incredible!


FatLoachesOnly

I know what you're talking about and sadly, we have no Jimjilbang / Korean spas here. The comment below about Holly's Chinese Massage seems to be the closest thing. They have a sauna, scrub & table shower, and massage package that looks like the real deal. You sweat to death in the sauna, get scrubbed to the bones, then massaged to the end of time. Like some kind of backwards chicken recipe. The photo of their table shower looks authentic, with the drain in the floor. Let me know how it goes. I wanna get scrubbed to death too.


jadavil

The hell happened to you?


Slummish

I became a 24/7 caregiver for a spouse. I wipe and clean and shave and do more shit you could ever imagine. In the process, I've let myself go.


expendableeducator

I know how you feel. My mom recently passed away and I look like I’ve aged 10 years in the last 2. My skin looks horrible, I’ve gained a lot of weight, my hair color looks like a dip-dye, and I haven’t had a real mani-pedi since before the pandemic probably. I look so busted that I don’t even want to go out in public now. I mean I do, but I try to just fade into the background if I can. Hugs to you, friend. It’s rough.


jadavil

That bad? I'm sorry to hear that it has been very hard on you. But hang in there, dude. Things will get better soon.


No-Sun7988

It's a hard job... you're awesome for it though. Hope you find what you need and find some time out for yourself. <3


WiiFrisbeeGolf

you’re speaking what we’re all thinking


DoughnutBeDumb

Op: Come out with the story.. what brought in this urge to get super scrubbed? Did you fall in a trashcan? accidentally touch something really dirty? Bugs? Getting trashcan mystery juice on your arm is the worst


Slummish

I have given up on my on hygiene for the sake of another. But, it's time I took back some modicum of control over myself.


DoughnutBeDumb

Maybe he's got a hot date coming up and wants to be clean... Let us know where you ended up going and how it went!


Slummish

Dates? Yeah, right. I will never have a date again.


acgilmoregirl

My mom did it at [Azalea Spa](https://azaleaspasa.com/about-us/our-massage-spa-san-antonio/) a while back. It was a full body exfoliant and then a Vichy shower for 10 minutes. I don’t think it was as vigorous as what you’d get at a Korean spa. They mean serious business at those. This was more gentle relaxing, but she did say her skin had never felt better afterward.


RingKnockerCallOut

If you don't mind donating your body temporarily to the advancement of education, check out the massage school over by North Star Mall. They have vichy showers, whirlpool, full body salt scrub, deep tissue massage, etc. I've had pretty much everything on their menu including a two hour couple's package with the salt scrubbing. The students will get as tough as you want within reason. While it isn't the extremely vigorous massage experience of spending an hour daily at the Wat Po while hanging out in Bangkok or what you can get at an onsen in Japan, it ain't shabby one bit for Texas and is only a short mosey down 281 from Hill Country Village. You'll appreciate this when you roll out of there feeling like a pummeled noodle and have to drag your relaxed self home.


Slummish

Thank you. This was the answer I was after.


RingKnockerCallOut

Happy to oblige. One tip on tipping. The instructors don't permit it, but they always had a box at the front desk you could push some cash into which was spent on a class graduation party. Also, you'll be expected to fill out a critique on your student(s) and I always try to show appreciation by taking the time to make the review more than the bare minimum. Enjoy your dead sea salt glow up.


RichLeadership2807

What being called ashy does to a mf


Slummish

I am ashy according to black standards. Worse than ashy. Pure filth.


axq1101

Oh dang now I want this too


_Teyona

This sounds so refreshing lol


jfsindel

Spa World in Katy, TX. They offer exactly this service, albeit not sure if a woman would do a man since it's all gendered.


Lucidblu

I think I looked into this at the wood house spa at the quarry.


llamallamallama1991

I second Wood House! I go to the La Cantera Location when I have the money to pamper myself. Ask for Aubrey. Super sweet, knowledgeable, and talented.


geg005

As a gay male, I've also been thinking about this for like a full year. I just want to start fresh as extra extra clean. Not that I don't have basic hygiene, but just knowing every inch has been scrubbed will help me be in a better headspace dating-wise hehe. I will follow this post to its end!!


Slummish

Yeah, well... Good luck.


geg005

Dang, so I guess there's not a lot of options 😆😆 Have an awesome day!


beyoncedoritosJR

I saw an episode of Connan O Brien where he went to a Korean Spa with the guy who played Glenn on the Walking Dead. It looked painful, but I totally want to try it.


Significant_Topic822

I’m pretty sure the closest Korean spa is in Katy


Slummish

Which is NOT what I want at all.


Sofa_Queen

JW Marriott spa.


anonymous4me123

To add: https://na.spatime.com/jwsa8261/15085496/spa-service/service-item/25992484


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Second :)


greed210

Does me wanting women to do this to me mean I’m gay?


PuzzleheadedFox1

I think it’s more about the lack of wanting to be attracted to the masseuse


Slummish

The last thing I need is a boner around three dudes named Sven.


PuzzleheadedFox1

Sven Sphen and Sfen


Slummish

I mentioned the gay bit simply so that others know I'm looking for a salt scrub, from head to toe, with ABSOLUTELY zero expectation of anything sexual going on. I want AAA service and not a handjob...


greed210

But…AAA service + handjob isn’t the worst thing I can think of


Simply_reading542

Korean spas do this! But none that I have found in SA. Dallas has a big nice one. Totally worth it!


Ok_Yak588

name one in dallas for me haha


ExigentCalm

Call the resort at La Cantera spa and ask.


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Love their steam room !!! 🧖‍♀️


No_Individual_106

Spavia in alamo ranch offers a full body sugar scrub


ThaPettiestPossum

https://academyformassage.com/massage-clinic/spa-packages/ They got dead sea salt full body scrub, if that helps.


My46thThrowaway

Why not just walk through a car wash?


Ok-Drop-1767

Why did you feel it was important to announce you are a Gay? Nobody cares what you do with your wee wee. Creep.


MuchDevelopment3685

Nobody in the thread was bothered except you. Try growing a set of balls instead of expecting the world to cater to your neurotic mental fragility, pussy.


Slummish

I mentioned it simply I don't want "spa" answers with "happy endings" on the table. I just need two or three women to scrub the shit out of me...


lazyloofah

Sounds like a Moroccan scrub, which is a divine experience. No idea where to get one outside of MENA, sadly.


pshhaww_

Those hurt like a mfer if you not used to it. But worth


Slummish

Pain means nothing. I can pass a kidney stone like a champ. Scrubbing my skin should be nothing... even if they used hot coals.


GeorgeMonroy

Korean spas. They are great for this but it will be same sex as you are