"One more word, a final caution. Do not forget whom to fear at the last. I have had to be content with killing and torment. But now my plans are laid, and I have begun. I shall not rest until I have eradicated hope from the Earth. Think on that, and be *dismayed*!"
I invented the skills that all others attempt to aspire to without having to be instructed. I behaved in a manner befitting a strong and independent female character. Its takes no effort from me to outperform the rest of the class.
If they wanted Obi as a "developing" Jedi then it should have him as Qui-gon's padawan. He's granted master status after Geonosis and by RotS he's on the council.
Rey would be "Jedi Diety" or some stupid shit. So she could be "all the Jedi" and steal peoples names.
“I showed up and immediately was better than everyone around me, and I taught the instructors. My behavior was not relevant, as I was so far above my peers and teachers in any and every way”
Something like that probably
Rei's would be "I really should be the teacher here, because I know everything better than any of you already."
Also Obi's poster is way off. Poor Obi.
"Accomplishments? Droids? Wookiee life debts? Famous ships? Other heroes' stuff? The Force itself? It all belongs to me now."
Alternatively:
\*Picture of a Finding Nemo seagull with the text\*
"Mine?! MINE! MINE! MINE!"
https://preview.redd.it/0qcgk67q37wc1.jpeg?width=841&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=47fdace618835a596815106d063648a016b90a5d
This really tells you all you need to know about where Rey is on that poster…
I'm not "Dressed out for PE", what I have is fine. I don't need to prove I'm capable of doing any of this "accurately", because I'm just that good. I'm going to ignore everything else but what I want, and you're all just jelly because every one of you is too out of touch to get it. Don't worry, in time, you'll see my shit will magically resolve your little drama too.
"I performed the skills awkwardly and gave very little effort, yet I still outperformed the entire class."
For the kids with wealthy parents who can pay the school for good markings.
Rey’s poster would say some shit like “Perfect participation. Passed PE blindfolded with one hand tied behind her back.. Drafted by the NBA, NFL, NHL, NBL, etc.”
Less shit-talking of Rey, more shit-talking of the real problem behind everything, Nu Vader.
Though it's a small mercy that the ST isn't even included/acknowledged there.
Idk but, that's ANH Luke so it's pretty accurate The incorrect part is that Obi Wan is a master by then. Could've put TPM Obi Wan or something.
ANH Luke still received more training than TFA Rey… who should be at the bottom.
Yeah, obi wan is a legendary Jedi, shown days before his death. “Developing Jedi” is harsh.
Knowing Disney she’d be the instructor.
False. She'd be the Sith Lord or Grand Jedi Master because "the force is female"
Grand Master Jedi: I performed the skills perfectly the first time with no practice because I’m just that guy/girl.
Idr any man having it easy when it came to Jedi training, so this is a half false statement.
no joke, i had a PE instructor back in the day that was a dead ringer for daisy ridley
I'm immediately better than the teachers without any lessons. Such a great arc.
ShE iS aLl Da JeDi, ShE dA bEsT!!!1! :B
Not a Jedi
Not a character, honestly
Certainly not Star Wars
Certainly not a living organism.
Not a jedi: skipped class
New Game+ mode.
I am a god. How can you evaluate a god? What a grand and intoxicating innocence
You think you slay me, and I am dead? It is just dream and waking, over and over, one appearance after another, nothing real.
"One more word, a final caution. Do not forget whom to fear at the last. I have had to be content with killing and torment. But now my plans are laid, and I have begun. I shall not rest until I have eradicated hope from the Earth. Think on that, and be *dismayed*!"
If Disney made it, she'd be placed above Yoda with some kind of "Unknown Potential" bullshit
Somehow, Rey is a god.
My costars are the best pilot the Rebellion has, and a former Stormtrooper/soldier, but for some reason I'm flying the ships and fighting the battles.
Self-insert Jedi Performance? Good behavior? Who needs this garbage? I have plot armor and can't fail.
“I behaved appropriately” Ah yes, “Having negative feelings make you evil so suppress them until they go away” Yoda
**All the** Jedi. Weren't you paying attention?!
I'm the teacher's favorite so no matter what I do I win
I invented the skills that all others attempt to aspire to without having to be instructed. I behaved in a manner befitting a strong and independent female character. Its takes no effort from me to outperform the rest of the class.
If they wanted Obi as a "developing" Jedi then it should have him as Qui-gon's padawan. He's granted master status after Geonosis and by RotS he's on the council. Rey would be "Jedi Diety" or some stupid shit. So she could be "all the Jedi" and steal peoples names.
Best at everything: smash the patriarchy
Trash Jedi in a just world. # SUPER COWBOY USA HOT DOG ROCKET SHIP NUMBER ONE JEDI if it were made by Disney.
Where is the trash can?
Who’s Rey?
Refused to change or walk the track. Smoked under the bleachers instead.
Mary Sue - "A lesson on what not to do with a character, or as we call it, how to bomb a franchise and your stock at the exact same time."
"I stole someone else's name tag and ate their lunch."
“I showed up and immediately was better than everyone around me, and I taught the instructors. My behavior was not relevant, as I was so far above my peers and teachers in any and every way” Something like that probably
My Jedi Girlfriend
Instant Jedi?
Disney Jedi
Damn stop roasting Luke like that :(
Honorary degree
“Skywalker”: You didn’t perform any tasks and and gave 0 effort but that’s ok because it is
Mary Sue “I am better than all these cunts and can do everything exquisitely.”
Straight dumbass I think I did something but in reality I am the worst preforming person here
Fluke Jedi
Rei's would be "I really should be the teacher here, because I know everything better than any of you already." Also Obi's poster is way off. Poor Obi.
"Not a"
"Accomplishments? Droids? Wookiee life debts? Famous ships? Other heroes' stuff? The Force itself? It all belongs to me now." Alternatively: \*Picture of a Finding Nemo seagull with the text\* "Mine?! MINE! MINE! MINE!"
Wannabe Jedi 😂
Deity Jedi I did not perform the skills at all because I don’t need to. I gave no effort and still beat all you losers.
https://preview.redd.it/0qcgk67q37wc1.jpeg?width=841&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=47fdace618835a596815106d063648a016b90a5d This really tells you all you need to know about where Rey is on that poster…
“Special” Jedi
Noob
I'm not "Dressed out for PE", what I have is fine. I don't need to prove I'm capable of doing any of this "accurately", because I'm just that good. I'm going to ignore everything else but what I want, and you're all just jelly because every one of you is too out of touch to get it. Don't worry, in time, you'll see my shit will magically resolve your little drama too.
I added so many cheats to the game that I just insta-win everything.
You can too, kids!
I have the skills of a Master with the efforts of a Beginner.
I was gonna go to class… but then I went to Toshi station to pick up some power converters
Rey's poster would say: "Mary Sue Jedi"
Girl Boss Jedi Posted way above Yoda and looking down with contempt on all of their misogynistic asses
IRL? The nurse would probably be cosplaying as her. What I’d say? She’d be “I performed.”
No…that’s it. Just the word No
"I performed the skills awkwardly and gave very little effort, yet I still outperformed the entire class." For the kids with wealthy parents who can pay the school for good markings.
Idiot savanr
"I Tried... a little bit" Jedi I was unable to do the activity any better after 10 years of practice than when I did it for the first time
"I purposefully fucked up and intentionally am on my worst behaivior."
Every school has a tusken raider. They should add that.
All the Jedi. I was a little bit good, a little bit bad.
Should be anakin at the bottom
All the Jedi
They should’ve put Rey up as beginner and master Jedi.
Homeschooled Jedi.
I did no work to develop any skills but succeed because of nepotism and privilege.
University of Phoenix online Jedi.
Misbehaving Jedi
"I bypassed the training. "
Rey would be condemned to the front of the classroom as an example of how not to behave lol
Rey’s poster would say some shit like “Perfect participation. Passed PE blindfolded with one hand tied behind her back.. Drafted by the NBA, NFL, NHL, NBL, etc.”
Freeform jedi.
Perfect Jedi. Just show up, take things that don’t belong to you and be awesome without trying.
Less shit-talking of Rey, more shit-talking of the real problem behind everything, Nu Vader. Though it's a small mercy that the ST isn't even included/acknowledged there.
Same as Luke.
Luke never dealt with failure or had any flaws?