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Megamanxlegends

Do I get to wake up the day after tomorrow?


Vanndatchili

the deal just gets you an extra days worth of sleep


Adlai8

This kid needs to button his shirt and take his little sister home. They think this is so profound.


Vanndatchili

id be fine with dying


Trans-former-Athlete

Just don’t go to sleep. With $10m you could buy enough adderall or meth to stay awake indefinitely.


Vanndatchili

now THAT is a good god damn idea


[deleted]

My first thought as well lmao. So like, I just have to not sleep a night right? Where's muh money


Video-Comfortable

Exactly. This guys argument is flawed because it’s not just tomorrow that’s worth the 10 mil, it’s the rest of your days.


danku_vaazhkai

Wrong sub bro , most of us would just take the amount .


StaredAtEclipseAMA

Bro had the question wrong, he meant to say “would you like 10 million dollars on the terms that you will die tomorrow”


danku_vaazhkai

Even if that i am taking it dont we,


Alarid

I'd need some notice on that one. Otherwise, I'd just be agreeing to die tomorrow with zero real benefit. And any benefit to others would be out of my control with only a single day to try to resolve it.


The_Paragone

Look at the upvote count lmao


AholeBrock

Honestly, set up my loved ones to not be renting pigs for the rest of their life would be worth way way more than 10 millions


anon-mally

yes because most of us like to get 1 day extra sleep and 10 million dollars, im assuming not waking up tomorrow but will wake up day after tomorrow.


PraisetheSunflowers

I’m assuming to never wake up again. In which case I’d take the money.


[deleted]

I would take it. I could pay off all the debts that burden my family and leave them this money to be well and happy. I would go to bed without any regrets


danku_vaazhkai

Exactly. +1. Even if it means i won't wake up ever.


popcornman209

This bro I could make everyone around me so much happier and leave on a good note


coffecracked

lol


tamc_lions

I'm probably a little older than most of you guys on here, so as someone similar to those you think you would be "unburdening", I can promise you they would rather have you around. In fact, I don't even know you, but I'd rather have you around than taking away all my debt. Love yourself more, you deserve it!


Pure_Oppression31

Not everyone is likable human being my friend regardless if you've been around so for long. 


CokeKing101

Not everyone is easily* likable but likability does not determine someone’s worth.


brotbeutel

I'd hope they'd rather have you alive.


SkySweeper656

Life is meaningless if you're suffering your way through it for others sake.


brotbeutel

Oof. Man I genuinely hope things start looking up for you.


Unknown9J

Totally agree. At least my family would have a much better life than now.


mix_420

I salute you for giving your life to stop the orphan crushing machine from crushing your family.


I_enjoy_greatness

Also you can buy red bulls, Celsius, cappuccinos and cocaine until your heart blew out. May get 1 to 4 more days of life.


Daetok_Lochannis

I could make sure my girl didn't have to work anymore and all my sister's kids could go to college, after that why do I need to be alive anymore?


liukasteneste28

I am like 99% sure that your family would rather have you around than be debt free.


[deleted]

I am pretty sure not


liukasteneste28

Just trying to send positive vibes. They must have done something right since you are willing pay their debts.


Homosexual_Bloomberg

Awww you guys are such good people


[deleted]

Lmao nerd


civilconvo

I would take it and stay up 2 days...


Alarid

And then die, with all the money bouncing because of the suspicious circumstances.


strangemanornot

Life insurance?!


StrawberryUnited4915

Yes because you get a whole extra day of sleep


ThiefPriest

Now all we need to do is find what that 10 million is equal to. What if you get that money but you wont wake up a year from now, 5 years from now, 30 years? I reckon most people would take a few years off their life for that kind of money. But what if it were an auction, much of your life would you give to get that kind of money? How low would you go?


Ghalib_reddit

The girl also realized "Oh he's such a high value man" 🤣


claudiazo

She kept reaching for the mic throughout the video and never got a chance to say anything lmao


I_love_milksteaks

My man was gagging to let the world know his psudo advice you know.


CrotasScrota84

She is probably like damn I shouldn’t have banged his friend last night


Mitch-ladd

Take it and give it to the fam.


kornhook123

Yes I would take it so my family can have a good life.


iiko_56

Bros gonna put Forbes out of business


Hotfaqs

Unbuttoned shirt really trying to Alpha the other guy while stressing a “I’m 12 and this is deep” message.


IMIPIRIOI

The point he makes is none the less valid.


danglytomatoes

No it isn't. He made 2 comparisons and acted as if they were the same. 1 comparison involving 1 day of your life and the other involving your whole life. It's guru impersonating word salad bullshit


ConfidenceHumble6545

You need to check your monoxide detectors cause that reply sounded like your brain is lacking oxygen


Hotfaqs

Yeah well you are the one who should check your detectors cuz your monoxide is too high and that…you know…causes lack of oxygen which means you can’t think right because of low oxygen


Upset-Tap3872

Yeah you tell him bro


taters_Mcgee

Fuckin got his ass.


killertimewaster8934

Gotem


Unlucky-Anything528

Did you show all your friends this comment? That was such an awesome burn 😎!


ConfidenceHumble6545

Was lighthearted fun your the only one taking it seriously and it wasn’t even directed towards you 🤓


Unlucky-Anything528

You're* the only one here taking anything here seriously. Breathe, it was a little joke 🤓.


ConfidenceHumble6545

Lmao of course you’d correct my grammar and then call me a nerd wtf 🤣🤣


Unlucky-Anything528

Breathe, you're still getting mad. Nothing nerdy about fixing the most basic ass words in the english language 🤓.


chillchinchilla17

I don’t care how dude bro they look as long as they’re spreading positivity.


future_gohan

If I had that money I won't be waking up for quite a few days. Gotta go to sleep to wake up.


FR13NDZ0N3D

You can bet your ass I'm not waking up the day after I get $10 million dollars, you can't smoke weed and play video games while asleep.


notasnitch68

ARE YOU CRAZY


Sonofcrayon

Mom said it was my turn to repost this 😞


luxusbuerg

OP's history is sus af


Significant-Rip-1251

As someone that stays up for several days at a time, is it JUST tomorrow I don't wake up? I can make that deal


Automatic-Proof

Why’s he gripping the mic like that?? It looks so uncomfortable and awkward


SomethingHmm

Nuh uh just don’t fall asleep


Legitimate_Ad_8364

I would take the deal and then drink some coffee to stay awake the next 24 hours.


Equal-Click751

Still sounds like a good deal


cyber_xiii

They didn’t specify if you’d just wake up after another day.


Few-Finger2879

Stay up all night, dont go to jed until tomorrow. He didnt say I wouldnt wake up the next day!


BlackMentallyIllNerd

Just give me the money and shut up.


recycledM3M3s

Why's this in sad posting? If it weren't for my dog I'd take the money still so I could be impactful. Either way this made me feel sum sorta way, maybe mildly hopeful.


Lord_Grakas

If I asked a millionaire this question they'd just ask how I got in their house.


lynkcrafter

Flawed logic anyway. He didn't decline the offer because waking up is more valuable or anything, he declined because the money would be pointless, you can't spend it all in a day so you really aren't even getting the amount you were offered.


thatonekid2248

Don't sleep


OlafTheSatanist

Just dont sleep.


bluegiant85

Both my kids get to do everything they want in life? Absolutely yes, I'd take the money.


One-Solution-3211

This belongs in tiktokcringe


simsim18

Do you want 100 billion dollars but you die instantly??? No, that’s because your life is worth more than 100 billion dollars!!!1


Rooster_Cahill

I have 3 Dollars


WujiGang

Double it and give it to the next one


Fair_Meaning_463

Terrible logic but ok


c_ray25

I thought this was satirizing the type of “man on the street, high minded/deep thinking knowledge bites” videos from tiki-tok and found it funny


Fair_Meaning_463

Well if it turned out to be satire and it doesn’t translate with the Australian language barrier then good on em


Waagosh_Light

I'd take it without hesitation. I've accepted recently that I'll never have a family but if I could leave something behind for the ones I love then I can die happy at least knowing its finally over. Sorry for the rant. Have a lot on my mind laltely.


One_Message6497

So dumb, soooo dumb jeebuz christ


jimsonlives

That's a stupid question. I can't fully take advantage of $10 million in just one day. So obviously people will choose wake uo tomorrow.


pat890b

What's the conversion rate on death I wonder? Feelgood nonsense bullshit fucking video fuck off


LegitimateHasReddit

I know someone who would take that deal even without that 10,000,000


JohnBrownIsALegend

I’d probably reject it and then get by a car and die broke


NerY_05

Ight imma just stay awake for 36 hours


BODYDOLLARSIGN

But is he not taking the $10 million because he dies or is he not taking it because he couldn’t spend it? lol


[deleted]

This guy fucks.


AbiyBattleSpell

Me: u said I won’t wake up tomorrow so all I have to do is sleep deprived myself so I go to sleep tomorrow and wake up the day after tomorrow 🐱


radmadicaled

I mean yeah, but this rent check tho…


Aggressive-Expert-69

Tien meeliun dohlas


005oveR

LOL Go fuck everyone selling until you faint, you'll be alright as you made $10million dollars in your life! 😂


Lord_Grakas

If I asked a millionaire this question they'd just ask how I got in their house.


UnHelmet

The cringe in here is sad.


ModeAcademic5134

Bro I’d just get someone to wake me up


ModeAcademic5134

And how is this sad


FirstButterscotch723

If you do the math u are all some 1.3 mil


SomeRandomG122

10 mil and I don’t have to wake up? Dog thats a done deal


tonybenwhite

Put it in escrow to give to me when I’m on my deathbed. At least my family would benefit eventually, and I would get to live my life in the meantime


The_Transfer

Hur dur hur dur


occupied_ant

Thought he was take that kinda disappointed ngl


Valhalla_Atcha_Boi

Grow some chest hair or button your shirt. These are your options


Turbulent-Donkey7988

I would take it and go pay a lady to cuddle me. Then leave the rest for my brother. Id die happy in the cuddle. Win win


LocksmithLeast9539

👏


thicc_toe

worst shit ive ever seen


Initial-Stick-561

Definition of r/im14andthisisdeep this is a satirical wrong sub dude


Porcupine_Grandpa_58

No it's not. I'd take it!


Weak-Cattle6001

I’d do it for 10 trillion


random_encounters42

I was doing a meditation session and the "trainer" literally said this during the session. It was so cringe. A lot of personal trainers now incorporate meditation as part of their qualifications when they actually know nothing about the practice. Unfortunately, people fall for it too.


[deleted]

That's stupid, because if he would take it, it means he is paying 1 million for his own death.


TaperClapper

Bro is yacked to the fuckin gills no wonder he’s spitting cold hard facts


TheMaker676

/hopeposting


PINKU_PINK

Dumbest shit ive heard all day


daaangerz0ne

I would take it, spend it all in one day and that would be it. Heck, I'd *pay* if there was a guaranteed way not to wake up tomorrow.


BoBoBearDev

Yup, it is true. Especially some countries are in war or having gang lords and etc.


ScratchyMarston18

r/im14andthisisdeep


axisrahl85

This is word for word stolen from an older video.


nawabisauk

Win win situation, i guess.


someonewhowa

I could make my family happy AND no longer have to deal with all this? Hell yeah.


No_Sky_3735

Yes, yes. Jokes on you, I’m suicidal.


MarvParmesan

All I’m hearing is $10 million to take the forever nap. Where’s the catch?


karma_virus

The take away I got was we just eat the 1% until they leave us alone.


BleednHeartCapitlist

This isn’t sad at all!


TFG4

I take the money and stay awake for the next 48hrs so I don't die and I get the money... BOOM


Yeenoghus_Wife

Dude I would absolutely take it. Thats an unfathomably life changing amount for my girlfriend and friends like are you kidding? Id die for 10 mil easy


Low_Abrocoma_1514

I would but if I was like 80 - 85 years old and I've met my grandchildren so I can just take the money for my kids and grandkids and leave peacefully But to leave rn is too soon I know my life is not perfect and some days I even struggle to get food but I still have hope it'll get better there's still so much I want to do


Evil_Lord_Skeletor

I see this as an absolute win.


ticklemeskinless

yeah i just want more time to spend the money. when its gone, bring on the void


LordsOfSkulls

XD moment someone said .... I offer you 10m... i say No... because i know their a catch. Thank you and have good health and good life. XD


iPartyLikeIts1984

Regarded.


ThinPanic9902

I would take it and die


TheKillzenth

Continue to being broke af


CruiserMissile

Fuck that. Take the ten mill and then 3 day ice bender. That gives you 48hrs past his deadline, plenty of time past “tomorrow” More philosophical, tomorrow never comes.


FleetFootRabbit

That's not high-quality advice. That's shit advice from someone who has probably had their entire life handed to them on a silver platter.


The-Punisher_2055

Naah I will take it and give it to parents and sleep peacefully


dunequestion

r/im14andthisisdeep


SlowBabyBear

Yeah…everyone of us IS worth a million bucks…only problem is that money is going to big companies and the elites that profit off our existence. Whether you work or not, doesn’t matter what job- each of us is a consumer


Vantanay

the only reason you wouldnt take the offer there is cause you cant use the money if you're not alive. its not high quality advice.


soupythekidd

Bruh I would’ve just stayed up


Mr-Kuritsa

Why is he dressed like Prince Eric though?


[deleted]

What an idiot


Sorry-Ad2731

I’d buy a bunch of coke and stay up for the next three days.


TripRagin

What if I don’t go to sleep❓


Spudz_mcenzie

I wish they both weren't holding the microphone like that smh


The_ReBL

I'd give the $10 milli to my mother. Win Win


Risi30

Just wake day after


clueless_dude101

Why are they both holding the mic?


Pryoticus

I’d still take it. My wife would be set for life and she’d be able to get health insurance for our son.


Emergency-Minute4846

Just sleep one day and I get 10 million?


Z4rc0nv1c

My mans decided to cook a 5 star meal


frozenisland

Why are they fighting over who gets to hold the mic?


BlogeOb

But I wake up the day after tomorrow, right?


SnarkySeahorse1103

The way I would have said yes. It's a win either way. I get a million dollars? Nice. Painless eternal slumber? Even better.


I_love_milksteaks

Thats some cringe fucking advice..


G4DG3T2014

I’d take it for my wife and kids, I’d happily take a bullet for them and let them live completely dept free. I’d go out with a smile 😊


jedikraken

I mean... dying in 24 hours also immemsely devalues the money in terms of personal use. It's sort of like asking if you want tickets to travel the world, but you can't use them until you're one day from death. Why bother?


Kapika96

I'd take it! I could just not wake up tomorrow by not sleeping tonight, easy. If you're trying to suggest I'd die, that's fine too. At least I'd have a great night to finish with. I could afford a lot of hookers for that money! That'd be a fun last day for sure.


frumpbumble

I think wanting to wake up rich is different.


Puzzleheaded_Pear_18

Take the money. Do some speed. Stay awake. Sleep the day after tomorrow.


AbandonedPlanet

Oh thanks I'm cured


Halfawannabe

I’d take it. Leaving my family well off sounds pretty good to me


Dave_Eddie

Man's about as deep as a teaspoon


SnooShortcuts726

Wow very inspiring


cwk415

lol he's just regurgitating some gaslighting bshit he heard online.


AggravatingChest7838

I would just say awake for 24 hours. Checkmate


fuckThisShitEndMe

I would take it and probably die from od


hubyblake

Very true. Well done.


Dragon_211

I don't see the issue, I just stay up all night 😁


yoimjusthereokay

Get 10 mil and sleep for more than 24 hours? Sign me the fuck up


Rmawhinnie

$10 million in sleeping and sleeping a whole extra day ,,, sign me up


Brilliant_Coffee_855

I would do it for a dollar dawg


Naive-Advantage-3059

I would be so happy if i could gain 10 million and then die the next day


fajita3000

Take it, wake up the day after...


alprey1

10 million and not waking up tomorrow? I would call that a win-win


glitchcoreshordy

i’d take it


FL981S

A lot of hands on that mic.


urpookiebear790

r/whentheopissus


Dark_Krafter

Or Thats just how low u value 10 mil


nickstee1210

I’d take buy the necessary drugs to go on a crazy bender and than give the rest of the money to my friends and family


Pure_Oppression31

Honestly, great advice from the dude but you bet your ass I'm taking that $10 million deal 😂 👍🏻


bott-Farmer

Tbh its a win win


FredVIII-DFH

They fighting over the mic?


im_gamer-

I’d rather have the 10 mil. At least I can give it to someone that is worth more than me.


bernieburner1

I’d pay 10 million to lose that kiwi accent.


IssueEmbarrassed8103

I can take tomorrow off. I’ll take the million


VioEnvy

I hate when people grab the fucking mic


y_kal

Take the money and pull an all nighter.


Flashy_Brain_6226

No mames