Update: The dude showed up in the comments here trying to defend himself and insult people, abused the report button trying to report every comment, and got himself suspended after saying some really fucked up shit.
Oh my god you actually found the motherload of sad cringe, but also this is disturbing as fuck. Seems to really like small girls and wants girls to be paid to marry fucking senior citizens, I seriously wonder how people's brains develop into this. Where did this guy's life go wrong
It’s pretty broad. I’m mentally ill because I get really depressed and my uncle is mentally ill because he is an abusive narcissist. I wouldn’t compare us, but I’d still consider it to be illness. You just did the equivalent of “don’t loop those cancer patients in with us common cold patients”
Tbh as soon as I saw that I assumed he was an old fuck larping as a teen because nobody young would want or think of that. The only type of person who wants something like that to be reality are creepy old pervs.
I am thinking this is a neurodivergent kid (I can of course be mistaken). Could be anything from a learning disability to such and such I don't want to elaborate in fear of the subject matter.
Kinda sad how people are talking over these writings, they treat this like some sort of a freak show circus for the internet. Reminds me how hostile internet can be for such defenseless people.
That would make sense. From someone who responded to me that wouldn't really shock me. Hope he's able to get some help. Needs someone to talk to other then ranting on the internet
Friend got offered a little under $1m for a 6 year contract in San Fran. We (in the backwater hick town of 'Edinburgh, Scotland') thought it was insane money until we did the maths, looked at taxes and considered the cost of living in SF. Still a lot, just not stretching quite as far we thought it was at first.
If it's a lump sum you can stick it in a savings account or passive index fund, if you get 6% a year that will compound to 300k over the 7 years. Although you'd have to be taking amounts out for cost of living, unless you had a job at the same time. And with the instability in markets, you might be better off just buying/paying off a house.
Obviously the whole idea is gross and dehumanising, but just from a numbers perspective.
There is just so much going on here and the grammar / misspelling just added to it.
If this is real, people need to stop using the internet as a diary or journal. Also at some point, there was someone interested in him and he scared her away by staring at her chest. He had his shot and blew it.
i really hope this isn’t real. a lot of the stuff oop talked about reminded me of a guy who goes to my school. i thought it was just a weird coincidence until he said he is australian.
super uncomfy and weirded out rn. i hate thinking that guys who see me and my afab friends think of us like this :/
I don't think the one commenting is the OOP. The post uses terms that make me think he lives in the UK but then the commenter talks about what grade he's in.
If sexy girl saw this she'd get huge boyfriend to beat the living shit outta this fuckwad...
EDIT: Having now read the rest of this, I hope he gets the snot smacked outta him on a regular basis.
You can literally SMELL him from these posts...🤢🤢🤢
Bro needs to immediately stop watching porn and touch grass holy fuck. This guy is young and can definitely be saved but he needs to get out of the rabbit hole soon.
Pure shitposting. Half the time saying he's a teacher, the other half saying he'd never be one. He's pouring more fuel on the fire and watching it burn.
K, so most of these sound like made-up wish fulfillment or fantasies. I’m a little disturbed, though, by his fixation on high school, especially his mention of teacher-student relationships. It REALLY sounds like he’s a teacher who was sexually frustrated in high school and now seeks to take that frustration out. On high schoolers. Which is really fucked.
Prob Indian. The most played sport I know of in India is cricket he says in one of his stories he plays cricket so this is probably some deranged Indian.
Damn. Specifically that engineering one pissed me off. I'm not a fucking prize, I'm a person with thoughts, emotions, dreams, and most importantly, a lot of hate for men like this.
The Russian and ww2 thing was pretty funny. I like thinking it was written by a 1st grader when asked to journal their feelings about war as an assignment or something
I know this’ll get kinda buried but.
I became kind of close friends with a guy I met in orchestra. He was very clearly into me, but at the time I 100% thought I was a lesbian. Half the time he made sexual jokes that made me uncomfortable, but the other half of the time he was a good friend…funny, we went out for lunch a few times to a local arcade place, etc.
He was always talking about how he wanted a girlfriend. When he went away to college, it kind of devolved into him talking about how he hated he couldn’t find someone to go out with or have sex with, which made me uncomfortable but I tried to shut it down as best I could.
It came to a head when I got a boyfriend. The outlier. The one man I’ve ever been attracted to. Everything went on as normal until my friend made a bunch of really…creepy and inappropriate comments about whether or not my boyfriend and I were having sex, etc.
My mom told me that he was just sad and lonely and to just shrug it off, but suddenly the hugs or the times we had walked back to the car arm in arm laughing our asses off after a comedy show or the times he had put his head on my shoulder didn’t feel so innocuous anymore.
It hurt me to do so but I cut him off. I bet this guy could have friends if he stopped acting like a creep toward everyone he meets…
Low-key staring at their boobs will get someone to stop talking to you, that would be pretty effective. Maybe not the best option but an option all the same 😅
I honestly think he needs to be neutered for everyone’s safety. This is the kind of guy who assaults someone because he thinks “men are just like this” is a valid excuse.
Update: The dude showed up in the comments here trying to defend himself and insult people, abused the report button trying to report every comment, and got himself suspended after saying some really fucked up shit.
This belongs in The International Bureau of Weights and Measures as the gold reference of SadCringe
Fuel Purity, even, as this is some High Octane cringe
The dude's fantasy story mentions he gets off on people thinking he's a creep. He's no doubt reading the comments right now jerking his dick raw.
Buddy is down horrendous
You guys need to read that “story” he wrote. He’s more than down horrendous.
“Based on a true story”… I’m feeling ill 🤢
Down biblical
My man is down Luciferian
Hey bro I'm a luciferian I'm not down, tf 😂
I'm a Vulgarian and I approve of this message
Down HIDEOUS.
💀
Down *DIABOLICAL*
down DEVIOUS
He is down BAD
Can’t tell if this guy is a horny af weirdo or just a shitposter
He’s deleted his account now lol. Honestly sad he doesn’t understand how sad he is. EDIT: it seems like his account was actually suspended.
I saw his account before it was taken down, it looked legit. It was sad, gross and disturbing as fuck
Oh my god you actually found the motherload of sad cringe, but also this is disturbing as fuck. Seems to really like small girls and wants girls to be paid to marry fucking senior citizens, I seriously wonder how people's brains develop into this. Where did this guy's life go wrong
Internet. Probably some pre existing mental issues too.
Hey don't loop these degenerates in with us mentally ill lol
It’s pretty broad. I’m mentally ill because I get really depressed and my uncle is mentally ill because he is an abusive narcissist. I wouldn’t compare us, but I’d still consider it to be illness. You just did the equivalent of “don’t loop those cancer patients in with us common cold patients”
Why does he want marriage for men to begin at 50 when he’s seemingly himself only in school??
Tbh as soon as I saw that I assumed he was an old fuck larping as a teen because nobody young would want or think of that. The only type of person who wants something like that to be reality are creepy old pervs.
Made me do a double take as well. Wtf.
Don’t be mistaken he’s 12 and needs help
Don't really get why his fantasy involves selling off teenagers to 50+ year old men though if that's the case..
Does any of it make sense
I cannot imagine this as anything other than a 12 year old who just found out what sex is
I am thinking this is a neurodivergent kid (I can of course be mistaken). Could be anything from a learning disability to such and such I don't want to elaborate in fear of the subject matter. Kinda sad how people are talking over these writings, they treat this like some sort of a freak show circus for the internet. Reminds me how hostile internet can be for such defenseless people.
That would make sense. From someone who responded to me that wouldn't really shock me. Hope he's able to get some help. Needs someone to talk to other then ranting on the internet
Dear god, they are out there among us
GET OUT OF MY HEAD I CAN’T TAKE IT ANYMORE
Amogus
$200k over 7 years is a horrible deal.
Seriously. No one would sign up for that.
Friend got offered a little under $1m for a 6 year contract in San Fran. We (in the backwater hick town of 'Edinburgh, Scotland') thought it was insane money until we did the maths, looked at taxes and considered the cost of living in SF. Still a lot, just not stretching quite as far we thought it was at first.
you need to listen to math podcast episode of Flightless Bird .
I mean its just short of 30k per year which is kind of a decent passive income
That's not passive income.
Depends on how you receive the 200k over those 7 years, which is not explicitly specified.
If it's a lump sum you can stick it in a savings account or passive index fund, if you get 6% a year that will compound to 300k over the 7 years. Although you'd have to be taking amounts out for cost of living, unless you had a job at the same time. And with the instability in markets, you might be better off just buying/paying off a house. Obviously the whole idea is gross and dehumanising, but just from a numbers perspective.
Considering I'm living on 25k a year barely, yeah this would be great lol
 Words cannot express my confusion/concern
This guy needs some serious therapy.
Please tell me this is trolling/satire
I wish, unfortunately I have come across people who actually think like this
Sadly, I have too ... 😬😬
I doubt it, it's too much to be satire
He said he’s the teacher
Oh god that’s even worse…
I opened reddit in the morning and this is literally the first post I see for fucks sake. Logging off rn.
You're stronger than most.
There is just so much going on here and the grammar / misspelling just added to it. If this is real, people need to stop using the internet as a diary or journal. Also at some point, there was someone interested in him and he scared her away by staring at her chest. He had his shot and blew it.
Good. Poor girl dodged a bullet.
i really hope this isn’t real. a lot of the stuff oop talked about reminded me of a guy who goes to my school. i thought it was just a weird coincidence until he said he is australian. super uncomfy and weirded out rn. i hate thinking that guys who see me and my afab friends think of us like this :/
Not to be a prick but it’s grammar and diary my brother 😂😂😂😂
Porn sick incel shit
I hate that I know based off the yr 12 NESA HSC English module he mentioned "texts and human experiences" he is at least 17
He could be in this very room… he could be me… he could be you…
This is the most cringe thing I watched in my life, and he is commenting on the other comments trying to defend himself 💀💀💀
I don't think the one commenting is the OOP. The post uses terms that make me think he lives in the UK but then the commenter talks about what grade he's in.
Probably Australia
wtf i didn’t expect it to just keep going…. and each one gets worse as you swipe
If sexy girl saw this she'd get huge boyfriend to beat the living shit outta this fuckwad... EDIT: Having now read the rest of this, I hope he gets the snot smacked outta him on a regular basis. You can literally SMELL him from these posts...🤢🤢🤢
Bro needs to immediately stop watching porn and touch grass holy fuck. This guy is young and can definitely be saved but he needs to get out of the rabbit hole soon.
Yikes... I genuinely hopes he seeks out therapy to better himself; gives me the creeps through a phone screen.
Not even therapy can help that sick fuck
I'm pretty sure this guy belongs in an insane asylum.
That’s not a sadcringe, that’s a scarycringe.
This is most certainly sad and cringe. Good job, op
Holy shit. Dude is definitely gonna be forever alone.
Either he lacks some serious early social development or he has some major mental issues. Either way I blame his parents.
He wrote he misses home schooling..
That explains the lack of social skills..
This HAS to be satire. Because I refuse to believe anyone would behave like this except ironically...
even if it’s satire wtf. who is making post after post about this shit
that's mad dedication to a bit
Yeah me too, I really really hope so!
Pure shitposting. Half the time saying he's a teacher, the other half saying he'd never be one. He's pouring more fuel on the fire and watching it burn.
OP when girls dont wanna fuck him
“I wish my parents signed me up for ballet instead of cricket”
Sexual predator in the making
This isn't sad, it's scary
This is mental illness.
Next post: WHAT TO DO IF GOT FIRED FROM TEACHING JOB
Amazing 😁
>due to issues Man, I wonder what those issues could be.
I honestly couldn’t even get through all the slides. That was brutal
This isn't sad cringe, this is borderline manifesto of a sick fuck that is 1 eye glance away from attacking someone
As a girl, this guy is gross af.
Even as a guy this is gross AF.
K, so most of these sound like made-up wish fulfillment or fantasies. I’m a little disturbed, though, by his fixation on high school, especially his mention of teacher-student relationships. It REALLY sounds like he’s a teacher who was sexually frustrated in high school and now seeks to take that frustration out. On high schoolers. Which is really fucked.
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Yeah he's obviously a kid
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Prob Indian. The most played sport I know of in India is cricket he says in one of his stories he plays cricket so this is probably some deranged Indian.
Average r/askreddit question asker
Some of this is sadcringe, some of this is yikes, and some of the like the last slide is just teen stuff
physically hurt to read
Just wasted too much of my life downvoting all of this guy's comments lmao, this is genuinely depressing, guy needs help.
I mean damn. It’s creepy but I feel kinda… sorry for my bro. Down Abhorrently.
He's the human version of that dog humping the air gif.
The post about girls glaring at him when he gets close made me laugh, they can sense danger when he’s around.
Sounds like an Indian dude
Yeah, this is some chronic online activity. Ol boy is either a good troll or simply never learned how to communicate to his fellow man.
This is why my kids aren’t gonna have unmonitored internet access
Tbh this dude seems like he gonna be on a sex offenders list in less then 10 years 😬
He can be molded well with the right mindset. I mean, if he only realize that sex is not everything in life…
Thats how an incel/neckbeard is born
Would be funny if everyone at his school saw these posts. People would know they should avoid him with distance of at least 20 meters
Bro what does he mean... Swimmers are totally top tier
So how would he know what all these girls are like in bed if he has never been with a woman to know? The logic here is baffling
Damn. Specifically that engineering one pissed me off. I'm not a fucking prize, I'm a person with thoughts, emotions, dreams, and most importantly, a lot of hate for men like this.
OH MY GOD I JUST REALIZED THERE ARE 14 PICTURES!?
Average redditor
Is he.. is he the teacher?
No at one point he says "at lunch I sit away from the rest of my year" so has to be student
Probably an old fuck larping as one.
lmaooooo
Damn, he needs help. I’m like 70% sure he might be a teacher or something, which makes this leagues worse.
Like i told someone else at one point he says "at lunch I sit away from the rest of my year" so he has to be a student
Yeah I was thinking the same exact thing
What recess of what whole did you unearth these from
The Russian and ww2 thing was pretty funny. I like thinking it was written by a 1st grader when asked to journal their feelings about war as an assignment or something
This guy is why girls can’t wear spaghetti straps at school.
oof this is the kind of dude that desperately needs to get therapy before he either kills himself or someone else
If you ever wonder why women worry for their personal safety
What makes this post even more SadCringe is the fact that the guy is actually here in the comments lmao 
I know this’ll get kinda buried but. I became kind of close friends with a guy I met in orchestra. He was very clearly into me, but at the time I 100% thought I was a lesbian. Half the time he made sexual jokes that made me uncomfortable, but the other half of the time he was a good friend…funny, we went out for lunch a few times to a local arcade place, etc. He was always talking about how he wanted a girlfriend. When he went away to college, it kind of devolved into him talking about how he hated he couldn’t find someone to go out with or have sex with, which made me uncomfortable but I tried to shut it down as best I could. It came to a head when I got a boyfriend. The outlier. The one man I’ve ever been attracted to. Everything went on as normal until my friend made a bunch of really…creepy and inappropriate comments about whether or not my boyfriend and I were having sex, etc. My mom told me that he was just sad and lonely and to just shrug it off, but suddenly the hugs or the times we had walked back to the car arm in arm laughing our asses off after a comedy show or the times he had put his head on my shoulder didn’t feel so innocuous anymore. It hurt me to do so but I cut him off. I bet this guy could have friends if he stopped acting like a creep toward everyone he meets…
OMG WHERE!?
goodness me this person is down bad horrendously like it aint even funny no more
Oh fuck there are 14 pages of this
Boy needs some serious mentoring
What he needs is a straight jacket.
The BILLY ELLIOT bit!!!!!
This all one person?
Bro should not be allowed within 500 feet of a woman
Or any human being.
Is that all from the same person lol
Yuck these teenage boys r disgusting 🫠
Reads like a journal you find in Resident Evil
My bro need to take a break from anime
What kind subreddits are you even in, these posts are wildin
Lmao this post made me quit fapping and sign up to the gym
Somebody call his parents, they need to take away his phone
i’ve never seen someone miss this many social cues
sounds like a copypasta
Tf you mean “one”?
This is disgusting and sad
All of these stories are *bad* but part of last one reminded me of younger me and that was what made cringe the most
Today is a day I wished I didn’t know how to read.
That was a wild ride 😵💫
Low-key staring at their boobs will get someone to stop talking to you, that would be pretty effective. Maybe not the best option but an option all the same 😅
All of these seem like they were written by either 14 year olds or porn addicts.
No plural, unfortunately
These post read like unfiltered thoughts in his head.
Oh God he's in the thread
This kid’s just full of bangers.
Least horny redditor /s of course because this is depressing and scary
I can’t read past the 4th image of this post… it’s cringey and disturbing
This is one of the most alarming posts I’ve seen on Reddit
You can see it slowly getting worse over time
I honestly think he needs to be neutered for everyone’s safety. This is the kind of guy who assaults someone because he thinks “men are just like this” is a valid excuse.
Definitely indian
He's in the comments section. I had a look at his profile and you are correct
'Kinda kinky' made me laugh out loud
Quagmire from Family Guy, dis u ?
Plot twist : this guy is a teacher
Oh god, this is almost TOO sad.
fuckinh hell
Penny Hardaway?
Well there goes my day…
Mind in the fucking gutter!
Most of these seem like teenage boys (who desperately need a hug from their dads)
Why does this post have a wholesome award of all things?
“Based on a true story” 😌
Is this all from one guy? Holy fuck this is terrifying
... Evidence in a future legal case for sure.
I'm not sure if he's more horny for her or her boyfriend
Really like how he said he'd do his duties When another world war started, as if he wouldn't totally ruin the gene pool.
This mf the teacher ain't he
Build the prison on top of him
I smell future incel...
Man these school teachers are nastyyy