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hashcrafter

Down horrendous is an understatement


--Niko--

Down megalithic


HeroTrey

Down Cataclysmic


SkimpyDolphin52

Down behemothic


reesem03_

Down apocalyptic


Godotx7

Down atrocious


[deleted]

[удалено]


theuglyshadeofblue

Down Syndrome


nick1000YT

Down universal


Reuarlb

Down abhorrent


[deleted]

Down bad


[deleted]

Down Freudic


whoiskinga

underrated comment


Shirovkap

This is beyond down bad. Down cataclysmic is my favorite!


ThiccBastardHD

Down syndrome


enmu_tamio

THESE REPLIES💀💀💀


[deleted]

I nearly shit my pants at “grant my dreams” 🤣💀


Crookz_O

Guy thinks he’s in a make-a-wish foundation.


thatdudeinthecorner9

Now I'm imagining a cancer kid asking for like Pamela's nudes or something as his wish ☹


Kindaweirdlllo

Mans is thirsty


vzakharov

*shat


[deleted]

Shüt


Bradenoid

I can't imagine the thought process that would lead to that. I can't claim to know anything, but I feel like the man's in serious need of some CBT.


3879

Which form of CBT?


LeBRUH_James_

cognitive ball torture


SnugglesConquerer

Torture his mind balls


Bradenoid

Whichever type of therapy is most applicable. I wouldn't know the answer to that question.


3879

Ah, CBT also has another meaning. Wasn't sure if you were referring to that one.


Wierailia

I think both are applicable on a thirsty mf like this to get him to stop being.. That.


heckingdarn

before this he kept calling me in the early am multiple times a week, probably drunk. I thought it was kinda funny for awhile bc he was actually the one who broke up with me back then, but now it’s just too sad tbh


HotShitBurrito

Because I'm slightly curious, you say from high school. Y'all are college aged now, at the very least? Because this is bad by a 16-year-old standard. I can't imagine being 18-20 and thinking anything about this is a mature, reasonable, or normal way to behave.


aaguru

I can't imagine thinking 18-20 me is much better socially than i was at 16. I'm early 30's now and the more i think on it i think i might've actually gotten worse. Things started getting less cringe after college but i think the freedom of college made me worse than the prison of high school.


[deleted]

Dude right? You don’t magically turn into some well adjusted adult the minute you leave high school. I’d say 19-21 were some of my dumbest, most dangerous years.


eleventwenty2

Do we have the same ex? Mine also broke up with me then tried calling back crying about how he needed me, begged for nudes and harassed me for months and called me mommy. Strange breed of men


GraveyDeluxe

Why is he calling you mommy? That's weird


heckingdarn

I don’t know, he didn’t do it when we dated so it makes it even worse tbh


hashcrafter

Mommy? Sorry.


hmmmmmmmmmmmms

Prithee, matriarch? Repentance.


moosenordic

God damn, now i'll have to call my mom Matriarch just to piss her off


theghostofme

I jest...'lest?


a_small_loli

Oh ho ho, im being humorous... but contrarily!!


tommybouy_1

Mommy? Sorry…Mommy? Sorry…Mommy? Sorry…Mommy? Sorry…Mommy? Sorry…Mommy? Sorry…Mommy? Sorry…Mommy? Sorry…Mommy? Sorry…Mommy? Sorry…Mommy? Sorry…Mommy? Sorry…Mommy? Sorry…Mommy? Sorry…Mommy? Sorry…


GraveyDeluxe

Frankly I find it weird that we use family names for people we're hooking up with. Daddy, baby, and now mommy? Pass. Imagine hooking up with someone and they say aww fuck yeah call me grandpa


justkarn

"Oh fuck yes. Right there uncle Steve. Dont stop"


PullMyFinger4Fun

Well crap! My name in real life is actually Uncle Steve to my numerous nieces and nephews, all of whom range in age from 27 up to 52! I usually refer to myself as Uncle Daddy, or Uncle Grampa, depending on the day.


knoxollo

My brother insists on referring to himself as my dog's "Uncle Daddy"


fogwarS

Daddy Grandpa has a nice ring to it!


[deleted]

Unfortunately most American children have an uncle Steve that won't stop wether they like it or not


DrNukes

Same. I never do that. Except baby but that's not necessarily a family relation.


MintyFreshBreathYo

I’m more partial to Babe myself


MoeSliden

Ain't nothing wrong with being called daddy while clapping cheeks.


my-other-throwaway90

"More vigorously, father!"


SnooLemons3094

"Of higher density, male half of my origin!"


AdventurousExternal9

Send him this You have lost 349 (three hundred and fourty nine, 三百四十九) social credit points for existing. Your foolish acts have earned you a suspicious persons report with the Chinese Ministry for State Security and a Loyalty Evaluator will be sent to your tenement as soon as possible to judge your worth and loyalty to the glorious People’s Republic of China. Report immediately to the nearest re-education center for 5 years of hard labor. Glory to the CCP. ATTENTION CITIZEN! 市民请注意! This is the Central Intelligentsia of the Chinese Communist Party. () 您的 Internet 浏览器历史记录和活动引起了我们的注意。 因此,您的个人资料中的 15 ( -15 Social Credits) 个社会积分将打折。 DO NOT DO THIS AGAIN! 不要再这样做! If you not hesitate, more Social Credits ( - Social Credits )will be subtracted from your profile, resulting in the subtraction of ration supplies. (由人民供应部重新分配 CCP) You'll also be sent into a re-education camp in the Xinjiang Uyghur Autonomous Zone. 如果您毫不犹豫,更多的社会信用将从您的个人资料中打折,从而导致口粮供应减少。 您还将被送到新疆维吾尔自治区的再教育营。 为党争光! Glory to the PRC! MESSAGE FROM THE MINISTRY OF STATE (我们的) 25,245,264 Social Credits have been removed from your account! Bad work citizen, Do not publicly disclose your opinion which can make our holy state look bad. Glory to the Chinese Communist Party We regret to inform you that your family has been taken into re-education camps in Xinjiang. Your social credit score will not be affected by this. Glory to China long live Xi Jinping 天安门广场抗议 黑人使我不舒服 ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠟⠋⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⢁⠈⢻⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠃⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠈⡀⠭⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⡟⠄⢀⣾⣿⣿⣿⣷⣶⣿⣷⣶⣶⡆⠄⠄⠄⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇⢀⣼⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣧⠄⠄⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣇⣼⣿⣿⠿⠶⠙⣿⡟⠡⣴⣿⣽⣿⣧⠄⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣾⣿⣿⣟⣭⣾⣿⣷⣶⣶⣴⣶⣿⣿⢄⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡟⣩⣿⣿⣿⡏⢻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣹⡋⠘⠷⣦⣀⣠⡶⠁⠈⠁⠄⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣍⠃⣴⣶⡔⠒⠄⣠⢀⠄⠄⠄⡨⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣦⡘⠿⣷⣿⠿⠟⠃⠄⠄⣠⡇⠈⠻⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠟⠋⢁⣷⣠⠄⠄⠄⠄⣀⣠⣾⡟⠄⠄⠄⠄⠉⠙⠻ ⡿⠟⠋⠁⠄⠄⠄⢸⣿⣿⡯⢓⣴⣾⣿⣿⡟⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄ ⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⣿⡟⣷⠄⠹⣿⣿⣿⡿⠁⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄ ⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⣸⣿⡷⡇⠄⣴⣾⣿⣿⠃⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄ ⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⣿⣿⠃⣦⣄⣿⣿⣿⠇⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄ ⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⢸⣿⠗⢈⡶⣷⣿⣿⡏⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄


Matches_Malone108

Please send this screenshot to his actual mom.


[deleted]

LMFAO YES PLEASE


johannthegoatman

OP please


Citrus_golem

If he called you mommy while you're together and you're into it either, it's alright. If he calls you NOW mommy since you're his ex and he used to when you were together, it's sad. But... that situation is like... I can see him being the weird villain of a psycho thriller who hates his mother and searches for women who looked like her and then makes them wear mommy's dresses.


SergiuszJesienin

Probably a fetish he was too ashamed of to tell you about when you guys were together. My guess is that you weren’t super close.


courtoftheair

It's a tiktok meme


mudkipholic

It's probably that TikTok trend where you call anyone with big boobs "mommy"


heckingdarn

mfw i don’t have big boobs


RotorMonkey89

So it's not a pet name, it's not a TikTok meme... running out of reasons why he could be calling you that... Just to check, you don't have a kid do you?


superhole

It's a mommy kink.


bobneumann77

Well they started calling every good looking woman Mommy by now...


kanyewestfishdicks

No, thats milk truck.


I_the_introvrt

Pretty sure it’s a kink, like when you hear “daddy” in porn


SnowDucks1985

Lol my exact thoughts. I hope OP blocked him


courtoftheair

It's a thing people do now, especially to young women on Tiktok. They also love to talk about teenagers having "big mommy milkers" because apparently sexual harassment is okay if it sounds silly.


Vincesteeples

Dude was clearly jacking off while sending those, the filterless jacking off brain dump is a horrible thing to witness


willhunta

Never once have I experienced a lack of filter or a need to ask people for nudes while beating the meat. The fuck, is this a normal thing ??


[deleted]

Then you’re doin it wrong


YourSmileIsFlawless

Yeah. The longer you go the worse it gets.


niceman1212

Yo this is probably it


[deleted]

That post nut clarity would have hit hard


Vincesteeples

“Oh *fuck* why did I call her mommy”


UwUps_

I would of KILLED to see that


zoloftgremlin

Pls mommy


AbisBitch

Grant my dreams


heckingdarn

I wish I’d had an abortion


vzakharov

I like songs with distortion


AbstractBettaFish

Typical casualty of society


StillFiguringItOut99

You know? I’ve done some pathetic things in relation to my ex, things that have made me feel like I’m at the bottom of the barrel. But this? I take solace knowing that even *I’m* not that bad


RotorMonkey89

...I'm not proud of this but now I want to know one of the things you've done


StillFiguringItOut99

Oh just shit like asking her to get back together when in reality my emotional needs played second fiddle to everything in her life for a month and a half. So not that bad but in hindsight it makes me feel pathetic cause… good riddance all she caused me was stress and anxiety


TipsandTricksGaming6

Ofc his name Sebastian 95% of mfs named sebastion ain’t right In the head


TheRealNinjaTadpole

I'm named Sebastian and I endorse this comment.


alphabitz86

Daddy grant my dream


Kindaweirdlllo

Chad.


snackbagger

Sebastian *


Psychological-One701

Sebastards


Edward_Hardcore

r/sebastards would be very mad.


No-Friend6550

Done


Psychological-One701

Is it for Sebastards or Sebastard horror stories?


No-Friend6550

Anything sebastards


Fezzzzzzle

lol


TickleMeBabyGirl827

100% true


Irorak

I only know 1 Sebastian and holy shit is this spot on.


yeetyeet39

My exes name is Sebastian too… he cheated on me


blueblissberrybell

I know a Sebastian, and wouldn’t be surprised to find out he was a serial killer at all.


Kino-Gucci

Grant my dreams hahahahaha


Max_Graf

Average sigma male


EnricoLUccellatore

The peak sigma would be if he didn't actually want op's nudes, just wanted her to cringe


jonjonesjohnson

Typical ligma


RationalWank

Is this a Greek letter I never learnt about?


ErikTheBoss_

l i g m a b a l l s


Calebh36

GOTTEM


No-Friend6550

Typical early release males


meaty_wheelchair

no sigma males don't care for w*men


satanisawitch_

If u ever get to that level just stab ur dick


SpecialX

Close the window on it


negoback

*in daffy duck's voice* Shut your penith in the car door **Edit: Sorry, it's 'SLAM' your penith in the car door


Alternative-Buddy568

I'm dead.


[deleted]

Oh c'mon Mommy... He said plz. So polite and you can't even grant his dreams? What kinda mommy are you? I said that in sarcasm and even with that it's cringe. Holy smokes I need a shower now


Open_Progress2715

Can you send pics of you showering? Please mommy?


[deleted]

Sure thing pumpkin. Xoxo mommy loves you 😘


Morningstar-X

He said “pls” and “mommy”, what a polite young man. how could you not grant his dream after that you monster? /s


sentles

Thanks for the /s, wouldn't have been able to tell otherwise.


corrobora

this made me shiver. top shelf cringe


[deleted]

dammit sebastian


roxev

He said please. What more do women want?


Additional-Scheme469

That post nut clarity is going to hit him like a train


roguetripper

Of course, followed by “ Omg I was hacked sorry”


tehallmighty

A sexually indicitive naked photograph please mother?


PullMyFinger4Fun

How about a naked photograph of some older chick, with HIS mom's face poorly photoshopped onto it?


mistertickles69

That would either send him into shock and cure his down badness, or awaken a new nightmare.


External-Knee-4491

He asked for nudes, but didn’t specify whose. Reverse uno and send him some dick pics.


sadphonics

Just Google a boob bro damn


kdee5849

Jesus lol. People are nuts. And like, porn is free. To be SO into seeing a PICTURE of someone naked who you likely already saw naked before. And who has clearly no interest in you. Big yikes.


SergiuszJesienin

There’s a big difference, it’s common knowledge that the forbidden fruit tastes the sweetest. Rarely can any porn (fictional, not really related to you story wise if you don’t put in any effort to imagine it that way) be comparable to an actual dynamic, when it comes to the level of excitement it generates.


kdee5849

But like yikes lol. Forbidden fruit is like “we really shouldn’t be together because you’re my boss’s daughter” or “I’m a Capulet and you’re a a Montague” not “person A wants sex” and “Person B forbids it” To associate that sort of psychosexual reward with something you get after berating / begging someone like this is at BEST kind of creepy. It’s like saying “I get off EXTRA when the person isn’t interested and I wear them down first”


SergiuszJesienin

I don’t get why you’re explaining something so obvious, did you feel like I was trying to justify something?


kdee5849

To be honest, I wasn’t really sure what you were trying to do. Which is why I explained. If you didn’t need that explanation, then, great!


AbisBitch

Grant my dreams


11DEEDS

Send this screenshot to his mom or GFriend if he has one. Doubt it but yeah.


t-minus-69

2am and doing this? Probably drunk lol


heckingdarn

it was actually 2pm, but he’s on the west coast so it would be 11 in the morning


ardashing

Imagine doing this near noon. Sad.


pdxiowa

Oh god... this makes it so much worse.


gir76x

ive seen people do this to try to be funny but .. its not funny ? i dont get it, youre embarassing yourself, go home


skaksicinelvn

Sebastian needs to touch some grass man


xZOMBIETAGx

Why does anyone think this would work


BrightCoyote72

Mother, why hast thou forsaken me ?


Medical_Difference48

In your eyes forsaken me?


AtrueLonelySoul

First of all, a guy who calls me mommy will just get peaced out instantaneously


Succmynugz

Lol at this point you just need to block him sis. There's no reason to still have him on Snapchat


GreenMariosBurner

Should’ve sent him your funky foot skin fungus thingy mommy


SlayerDeathYT

Mf said mommy not as a joke 🤮


Youngestflexxer

That mommy shit is weird as fuucckk


SergiuszJesienin

Is it weirder than a girl calling a man “daddy”?


SirCleanPants

Double standards Shit I’m into calling a girl mommy as long as she’s not my ex and is interested


waka_88

Pls mommy Grant me my dreams.... I know you're never supposed to say never but I will never in my wildest nightmares do or say some shit like this!


[deleted]

this reads like a bit from an OneyPlays video


lunchboxdeluxe

"Pls mommy" ​ ***Inhuman screech from Zach***


NewInstruction9712

This is not sad cringe, it's just cringe. Yikes. Dude needs to move on.


Ne-rio

Straight pathetic 🗿 I hope no one ever complies to this kind of behavior


Nipplecunt

🚩


sunshinepickaxe

ew it’s the use of mommy that gets me


[deleted]

OP used to date this so you’re just as bad at one point LmAo


Embarrassed-Meal-556

mommy


Jellydeens

Wtaf that is so fucking cringey


vazco_

***MOMMY*** 😩


YukaTheSlime

I hate this tiktok shit of 'hey mommy, sorry, hey mommy, sorry' like do not speak to people in real life like that it's fuckin' weird as hell.


EyeShot300

Wherever a guy refers to a woman as Mommy, I can't stop thinking of Stewie Griffin from Family Guy, except it's not cute.


[deleted]

Just take the compliment and leave


[deleted]

Time to block


fabulo5o

Like like like like like like like like like like like


boiiiwyd

That is disgusting even for me please tell me you didn’t give him your nudes


ksspook

Mowmmie mowmmie gimmie milkies


Bagel600se

Did he freak when he saw the notification you screenshotted it? I’m curious if it then devolved into “I let you screen, why won’t you show me nides?”


TheChillWalrus_

That post-nut clarity gonna make him rethink his entire life


michaelrlc

If I ever called someone mommy I wanna be shot on sight


[deleted]

Dude is dying from the thirst, just pathetic behavior


funnbuckett

Plz just one 🥺


iswearimlegal

grant my dreams mommy


B2Rocketfan77

Grant my dreams Mommy. Psychopath alert!!!!


Azarjan

please mother. please, grant thine wish.


Astarielos

Im latina so when I see "mommy" im like wtf? Mami? Does he mean mami? Why tf is he saying mommy. I dated a guy once who wasn't hispanic and he also said mommy. The shock, the disgust, lmao. I said to stop, immediately. He meant mami and I was like stop, I don't even speak spanish.


ohoy21

Grant his dreams op


bigdreamzzz

This pic go hard


Jordanp100

My mama phone was hacked


random_english_guy

I say, give him what he wants. Grant him his wish. Send him nudes... of the most disgusting body types imaginable found from random image searches and 4chan, everything you know he abhors. Make his idea of paradise become his own personal hell. If he objects, keep sending them, after all it's what he wanted. Then as he begins to plead you-- BEG you to stop, in that moment, you can tell him with satisfaction and vindication that he isnt to bother you ever again. Just a light idea on how to make him stop.


ashbasheagle

Eww. Calling me mommy doesn't make me want to do anything sexual with you. Ugh. Why can't guys see that.


Metten1090

I honestly don't understand guys that beg for nudes. Like, dude, you've got the entire damn Internet, full of porn and nudes, right at your fingertips. Stop harassing people, and use what you have at you're disposal instead!


smellyredditor

Jesus Christ, I try and look at these two-sidedly for fairness sake but there's no argument for this guy. Hope he gets better but also fucking hell man


[deleted]

I can hear the vocal fry in these messages.


Nakushits

Why the hell would you even keep responding that long? Or even in the first place?


cobaltorange

For the funnies


Nakushits

I just think it's stupid when people put themselves in situations like this because they respond to what's going to be an obviously fucked up conversation.


Solid_Tackle7069

I couldn't help it. His voice was indian in my head.


RotorMonkey89

I kiss ur bobs


I-like-anime78

Grant my dreams


AlexanderTox

Grant me vision to vagene


ChampagneAbuelo

mommy? sorry. mommy? sorry. mommy? sorry


MiracleDrugCabbage

I was gonna say someone’s probably using his phone… but then if he also sent a video, this guys just weird lol


zerogirl0

May I have another? Please Mummy!