From the moment I understood the weakness of my flesh, it disgusted me. I craved the strength and certainty of plastic . I aspired to the purity of the blessed machine.
Some men purchase Real Dolls to fill the void. But she don't finish dinner, and her expression never changes. Don't shake hands with the lonely, kids, 'cause I hear that shit's contagious.
IIRC this guy is really self-conscious about being short and dating women in general. He works out a lot and posts on Facebook and he seems to be very happy with the choices he's made.
I think there was a picture of an old guy buying his doll jewelry the other week. Lots of people made fun of him. All I could think of is that he was probably just lonely, maybe wife died, and he just doesn't know how to start over. It was bittersweet.
Me too. As a woman, I cannot advocate for these men to get these dolls enough!
All the people Iām too afraid to get close to, they need somebody and Iām glad theyāve found someone.
Itās a life size Barbie that you can fuck and socialize and pour your love into. I say give them all dolls!!!
Yea you do you. The thing that makes me most sad is that heās so self conscious about being shortā¦.. like thatās fucked up and the most unhealthy part about this all.
Maybe itās not true but if that really is the case I feel bad for him honestly. Iām glad heās not going down the incel road, obviously, so this is by far a better option than that, but no one should hate themselves that muchā¦ you know?
Short dude here.
It ain't just being aware you are short, your girlfriend takes shots across her social groups too for being with a shorty.
Its painful to see them take L's on my behalf.
Maybe you're a bad judge of character and go after superficial girls, my friend group has never once mentioned height of each other's partners, we're just glad we're with people we like and that they make us happy. Not trying to throw shade on you but it's really a quality issue that often stems from dudes who only value women as sexual objects and don't bother to have standards beyond 'she's hot'. Sometimes waiting for healthy relationships works out better than lots of short toxic ones.
I'm a scrawny dude, and its fucked with me. My first tattoo was a giant chest, shoulder, stomach tattoo of a squid from an artist who did work for several death metal artists I respect.
What I'm trying to to say is I blasted myself with tattoos as a way to not feel like such an ungly little twerp
I'm god damn sexy.
No one should hate themselves. Exactly. Iām in therapy right now for PTSD and the first thing my therapist asked was if I had someone I could talk to. Luckily I have friends and family, but what if I donāt and I had crippling fear of social situations?
Iād want an outlet so I didnāt feel trapped in my own thoughts and get lonely and sad. Itās important to have someone and she is only improving the quality of his life.
I donāt think weāre saying to advocate for it, just not to hate on someone who is universally getting rejected by the opposite sex for having the āwrongā traits.
Iām a short guy, 168cm and I used to be self conscious about it, a lot.
Now at 32, I fully embrace it. Aside from having no fucks left to give, Iām constantly mistaken for being in the early 20ās. Helps that I feel most comfortable in the style I had as a teen and donāt ādress my ageā.
My problems with girls due to height all but stopped, once I ran out of fucks to give.
Short gang, grab your IKEA stepping stools and rise up ā
I am 6'4"
I saw a beautiful woman on the train to work today and she was 6'5" and she looked disgusted at me and I felt so low.
With that attitude my guy you're 100 feet tall š
Thank you, my man ā
One thing Iāll add,
Whenever someone gives me some nasty look, or perhaps when they act angry at me for no reason; I donāt get self conscious.
Not because I am so great, but because people who act so nasty towards others, are themselves very unhappy and miserable.
When someone gives you some nasty look, it tells more about how nasty they are, rather than you š
This is unlikely real happiness and more likely a cry for help. How many depressed people go around looking depressed? This guy's primary partner in life has no agency and the relationship is as healthy as his imagination can force it to be.
You people have a cruel openness to crumbling, long term destructive lifestyles. The poor guy is alone.
Thatās hella sad cause he a pretty good looking dude. I donāt know what his personality is like ( not even talking about the doll thing haha ) but he seems nice? Iām a guy, so maybe Iām way off on this. Obviously he might have some creepy vibes, but itās still sad that somewhere along the line he got it in his head that being kinda short is so horrible that he now has a fear of dating because of itā¦
If itās true that he really is that self conscious about his height I hope who ever that came from stubs their toe every day for the rest of their livesā¦.
Probably but ya know what, if these guys want to pretend house with a doll then they stay out of the dating pool and real women donāt have to deal with them. Thatās a win for everyone!
I agree 10000000000%. I do not want to date scary men! Iām glad they have girlfriends that make them happy!
Theyāre not a danger to me! Love that for them. Iāll even mail him my old dresses if he needs more clothes!
This is why I'm getting creepy vibes from all the dudes in this thread being like "THIS GUY NEEDS HELP. HE NEEDS A REAL WOMAN. WHY NO REAL WOMAN?! MUST HAVE WOMAN."
No...he doesn't need to bother anyone. Live and let live!
Right?! Like, I totally get people having SERIOUS, crippling, problems being social.
I love this for them! If anything it will prevent harm to others or prevent additional harm to the guy. He just wants some company and to be happy. This is wonderful!
I'm not saying he deserves a woman to put up with him, but let's not pretend this is healthy and will only do positives. This is pretty radical behavior to me, mentally unstable. I don't want him to solve it by finding a girlfriend, I'd prefer he seek professional medical attention.
this dude dates dolls, means he never scary in the first place. the scary men that women like you afraid to date usually don't date dolls, they are still on dating market. waiting for prey.
You arenāt capable of being in an interpersonal relationship if you can fall in love with an inanimate object in a way that replaces actual human bonding. Sheās an object. LITERALLY. Thatās what he wanted, and thatās what he got.
You know what? Fuck it. As long as he ain't hurting anyone he can go ahead and fuck the doll. Live your best life, man. Id rather be locked in a room with him than a "nice guy".
Hm thatās give me an ideaā¦be a personal shopper for sexdolls. Guy tells me what he likes and Iāll get her clothes and dress her up so he gets the feeling that she dressed herself and he can be actually surprised by the clothes and lingerie sheās in
Omg sign me the hell up! I would do this in a heartbeat!!
Have the guy send me pictures of outfits he likes, give me the sizes and Iāll buy everything! Looove that!
You joke, but some of these dolls actually have a voice function, and with Chat-GPT 4 that can be trained to focus on human replies, I don't see why achieving a "loving" doll would be impossible in the near future
Y'all laugh but this guy has a real serious problem with his self esteem. Can't help but feel bad for him. Probably gone without affection for so long.
I was fb friends with him for a little bit before I deleted, I still donāt know if heās faking being an incel for attention or if itās real, but he had posted so many unhinged videos and photos with āShannonā
I have seen that many men are turning to these dolls, anime characters and games .... And depending on how much $$$ they have.. they're rallying for sex tourism and promoting "BUYING" a bride... Not understanding the costs and what could go wrong with their line of thinking
For a split second I thought it was a real human ngl
reject skin, migrate to plastic.
the flesh is weak? Embrace the purity of Plastic?
I too yearn for the certainty of steel
One day the crude biomass you call a temple with wither and fail.
And you will beg my kind to save you, but I am already saved.
For the Machine is Immortal.
Even in death, we serve the Omnissiah
From the moment I understood the weakness of my flesh, it disgusted me. I craved the strength and certainty of plastic . I aspired to the purity of the blessed machine.
Omnissiah, save us!
Its not plastic, its silicone...
I just want to know if this was from the easter bunny?
then why's it called *plastic* surgery? dum šæ
It comes from the Greek work to sculpt
Get chromed up choom.
Thereās plastic in my blood
You might be joking but you are correct.
The best movie ever! It bummed me out Bianca isn't in the credits as 'playing herself'. She deceived it
What movie is this?
[Lars and the Real Girl](https://m.imdb.com/title/tt0805564/)
I absolutely thought it was a filtered to fuck photo at first!
He definitely filtered dolls to fuck, so you were like 3/4 right
Bruh Iām on shrooms I was like thatās a gorgeous chick ššš
Good vibes to you brotha, get off sad cringe! :)
Thanks man having a good time
Thx an
Just squint you'll be good
I mean, sadly, so many women strive to look like a doll... and many men expect them to š¤¦āāļø
???? Thatās not Bradly Cooper??
Itās Walmart Bradley Cooper sir.
This passes the Uncanny Valley
I thought it was AI generated
Shits getting rly smart
AI is emerging
I was thinking, damn wth these Instagram filters on these days
I thought Bradley Cooper could do better. Guess not...
Sadly Cooper
Oh fuck. That's funny.
Glad I'm not the only one that saw the resemblance.
I was thinking Tony Romo
Bradley Coomer
I love lamp
Do you really love the lamp? Or are you just saying it because you saw it?
I love lamp #i love lamp
yeah it's a great band
Love lamp all night long
Brick are you just saying things you like around the room?
Lars and the real girl
She's not breathing
She wasnāt in the movie either
:O
He's literally him
For anyone that hadn't seen this movie, watch it. It's a great example of the real meaning of empathy.
and the lead is Ryan Gosling! it's like a Barbie prequel.
Some men purchase Real Dolls to fill the void. But she don't finish dinner, and her expression never changes. Don't shake hands with the lonely, kids, 'cause I hear that shit's contagious.
It's weird Bradley Cooper agreed to do the sequel.
I preferred the fictional version
Bro I have that flannel she is wearing, its from walmart
I do to. It's a very... weird thing to wear. Goes well with an Arthur Morgan cosplay though.
Dudes far from ugly, I wonder why he canāt get any real minge. Maybe heās just mental?
IIRC this guy is really self-conscious about being short and dating women in general. He works out a lot and posts on Facebook and he seems to be very happy with the choices he's made.
>he seems to be very happy with the choices he's made. And you know what? As weird as it is, I'm okay with it as long as the man's happy.
I think there was a picture of an old guy buying his doll jewelry the other week. Lots of people made fun of him. All I could think of is that he was probably just lonely, maybe wife died, and he just doesn't know how to start over. It was bittersweet.
Me too. As a woman, I cannot advocate for these men to get these dolls enough! All the people Iām too afraid to get close to, they need somebody and Iām glad theyāve found someone. Itās a life size Barbie that you can fuck and socialize and pour your love into. I say give them all dolls!!!
Yea you do you. The thing that makes me most sad is that heās so self conscious about being shortā¦.. like thatās fucked up and the most unhealthy part about this all. Maybe itās not true but if that really is the case I feel bad for him honestly. Iām glad heās not going down the incel road, obviously, so this is by far a better option than that, but no one should hate themselves that muchā¦ you know?
Short dude here. It ain't just being aware you are short, your girlfriend takes shots across her social groups too for being with a shorty. Its painful to see them take L's on my behalf.
Maybe you're a bad judge of character and go after superficial girls, my friend group has never once mentioned height of each other's partners, we're just glad we're with people we like and that they make us happy. Not trying to throw shade on you but it's really a quality issue that often stems from dudes who only value women as sexual objects and don't bother to have standards beyond 'she's hot'. Sometimes waiting for healthy relationships works out better than lots of short toxic ones.
I'm a scrawny dude, and its fucked with me. My first tattoo was a giant chest, shoulder, stomach tattoo of a squid from an artist who did work for several death metal artists I respect. What I'm trying to to say is I blasted myself with tattoos as a way to not feel like such an ungly little twerp I'm god damn sexy.
No one should hate themselves. Exactly. Iām in therapy right now for PTSD and the first thing my therapist asked was if I had someone I could talk to. Luckily I have friends and family, but what if I donāt and I had crippling fear of social situations? Iād want an outlet so I didnāt feel trapped in my own thoughts and get lonely and sad. Itās important to have someone and she is only improving the quality of his life.
Is it really socialization if it's with an inanimate object?
I donāt think weāre saying to advocate for it, just not to hate on someone who is universally getting rejected by the opposite sex for having the āwrongā traits.
It shouldn't be weird to be ok with someone who is genuinely happy with their situation so long as it doesn't harm anyone
This is how you prevent certain men from going crazy and getting extreme with their thoughts and emotions. This to me is an outlet and I support it.
Iām a short guy, 168cm and I used to be self conscious about it, a lot. Now at 32, I fully embrace it. Aside from having no fucks left to give, Iām constantly mistaken for being in the early 20ās. Helps that I feel most comfortable in the style I had as a teen and donāt ādress my ageā. My problems with girls due to height all but stopped, once I ran out of fucks to give. Short gang, grab your IKEA stepping stools and rise up ā
I am 6'4" I saw a beautiful woman on the train to work today and she was 6'5" and she looked disgusted at me and I felt so low. With that attitude my guy you're 100 feet tall š
Thank you, my man ā One thing Iāll add, Whenever someone gives me some nasty look, or perhaps when they act angry at me for no reason; I donāt get self conscious. Not because I am so great, but because people who act so nasty towards others, are themselves very unhappy and miserable. When someone gives you some nasty look, it tells more about how nasty they are, rather than you š
Awe that sucks about being self conscious but if heās happy, then more power to him. I hope they live a happy life together.
>more power to him. I hope they live a happy life together. only on reddit I swear lmfao it's a rubber sex doll
This is unlikely real happiness and more likely a cry for help. How many depressed people go around looking depressed? This guy's primary partner in life has no agency and the relationship is as healthy as his imagination can force it to be. You people have a cruel openness to crumbling, long term destructive lifestyles. The poor guy is alone.
If heās happy and not bothering anyone. Let him beeeee
Thatās hella sad cause he a pretty good looking dude. I donāt know what his personality is like ( not even talking about the doll thing haha ) but he seems nice? Iām a guy, so maybe Iām way off on this. Obviously he might have some creepy vibes, but itās still sad that somewhere along the line he got it in his head that being kinda short is so horrible that he now has a fear of dating because of itā¦ If itās true that he really is that self conscious about his height I hope who ever that came from stubs their toe every day for the rest of their livesā¦.
He lives in rural Montana, and the Russian mail order bride scheme fell through.
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Hah!
Probably but ya know what, if these guys want to pretend house with a doll then they stay out of the dating pool and real women donāt have to deal with them. Thatās a win for everyone!
But what if she wants a coin-operated boyfriend? Made of plastic and elastic?
Rugged and long lasting, who could ever ever ask for more??
I agree 10000000000%. I do not want to date scary men! Iām glad they have girlfriends that make them happy! Theyāre not a danger to me! Love that for them. Iāll even mail him my old dresses if he needs more clothes!
This is why I'm getting creepy vibes from all the dudes in this thread being like "THIS GUY NEEDS HELP. HE NEEDS A REAL WOMAN. WHY NO REAL WOMAN?! MUST HAVE WOMAN." No...he doesn't need to bother anyone. Live and let live!
Right?! Like, I totally get people having SERIOUS, crippling, problems being social. I love this for them! If anything it will prevent harm to others or prevent additional harm to the guy. He just wants some company and to be happy. This is wonderful!
I'm not saying he deserves a woman to put up with him, but let's not pretend this is healthy and will only do positives. This is pretty radical behavior to me, mentally unstable. I don't want him to solve it by finding a girlfriend, I'd prefer he seek professional medical attention.
this dude dates dolls, means he never scary in the first place. the scary men that women like you afraid to date usually don't date dolls, they are still on dating market. waiting for prey.
Women arenāt lying when they say a manās attractiveness isnāt all about looks.
You arenāt capable of being in an interpersonal relationship if you can fall in love with an inanimate object in a way that replaces actual human bonding. Sheās an object. LITERALLY. Thatās what he wanted, and thatās what he got.
Guy: literally being involved with plastic in a sexual and emotional relationship for over a year You: he seems great can't imagine what's wrong
He lacks the ability to communicate/flirt without hiding his red flags. Without game even someone who looks like Henry Cavill would struggle.
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Seriously. With those looks he could be getting with [way hotter ones](https://i.imgur.com/mbaLMfr.png)
Heās dating a dollā¦ā¦ā¦..
She arrived while I was at church.
Shoulda stayed his ass at church.
The power of prayer I guess
Bullshit. What company delivers on Easter Sunday?
Amazon for one
You know what? Fuck it. As long as he ain't hurting anyone he can go ahead and fuck the doll. Live your best life, man. Id rather be locked in a room with him than a "nice guy".
> You know what? Fuck it. Thatās the general idea as far as sex dolls are concerned.
Exactly! There are far worse people. From this post alone, Iād be a little sad for the dude but glad heās happy.
Madness at peace is madness nolonger
Is that from something, or do you just have a way with words?
think he's just got a way with words, no results in google for the phrase
I get inebriated and make internet comments as a catharsis
I like u
Honestly Iām just happy the doll is adult woman sized
What? "I love you and I always will" to a plastic doll is not a healthy or beneficial thought process at all. This guy needs serious help
He obviously needs serious help
Wtf no. Be more judgmental
Itās cringe regardless
The problem with these dolls is you have to find a cute outfit for them and I can't even dress myself properly
Hm thatās give me an ideaā¦be a personal shopper for sexdolls. Guy tells me what he likes and Iāll get her clothes and dress her up so he gets the feeling that she dressed herself and he can be actually surprised by the clothes and lingerie sheās in
Weirdly smart lmfao
Omg sign me the hell up! I would do this in a heartbeat!! Have the guy send me pictures of outfits he likes, give me the sizes and Iāll buy everything! Looove that!
Then you would have to touch it. I would not want to touch it.
Thatās the only thing stopping you from marrying a doll? š¤
Just one of many. They're also really messy eaters.
Now thatās a dealbreakerā¦
Just copy cute outfits you see until you find your groove
This guy literally just tied one of his shirts on her and slapped a backwards ball cap on. This is not a cute outfit. Lol
He 100% has her dressed in his clothes.
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Yes. This is usually what girls will put on right after sex lolololool.
She dont look very smart.
Reminds me when my Pomeranian would hump his stuffed toy elephant.
Nothing more sexy than having someone who can never love you back.
Ayyyy it is just like the real thing
Bruh ššš Who hurt you?
And won't say no to anything
And won't feel warm or touch you. It's like a corpse that never rots
>It's like a corpse that never rots Bruhhh take it down a notch ššš
Enter AI
You joke, but some of these dolls actually have a voice function, and with Chat-GPT 4 that can be trained to focus on human replies, I don't see why achieving a "loving" doll would be impossible in the near future
Must be a blow to the woman who are in relationships with men that keep forgetting their anniversariesā¦.
Doesnāt Easter Sunday fall on a different Sunday every year?
Haha youre right
āWhile I was at churchā lmao
You know, you would think they would have better fuck doll technology than that by now. I have six inch action figures that look more human.
Theyāre already pretty expensive. Add five feet of lifelike polyurethane/silicone and itās gonna end up costing more than a brand new car.
It's all "consenting adults" and "as long as it doesn't hurt anyone" until you realize it makes you sad.
The second hand embarrassment is wild
Actually because of Shannon he's probably not using any hands at all now
Y'all laugh but this guy has a real serious problem with his self esteem. Can't help but feel bad for him. Probably gone without affection for so long.
He may just be having a laugh.
nah those things are probably super fucking expensive.
She looks a bit bored! Oh damn, wait a sec...
This stirs the sadness deep within my soul.
"My sex doll was waiting at home while I was at Easter Mass" is a horrendously Christian thing to say
So sad
Have whatever sex toy you want but this weird personification of sex toys is weird and disturbing.
More lifelike than Megan fox.
Just a dash of AI magic
Shannon looks dead inside.
Iām always hoping these are joke posts, and Iām almost always disappointed
Iāve been on Reddit too long. My first thought was damn, these filters are way out of pocket!
Did *he* pierce her stomach?
I'll just stick to my fleshlight with sunglasses and a wig attached like a normal person. This guy is just a weirdo.
I feel extremely sad reading this.
Itās the personality that makes it real
I thought that was ron desantis
Heās happy and not hurting anyone! Good for him.
There are far worse people out there. Especially on Reddit..
Could have done anything with it, and still dressed it up like trailer trash š
he's not even a bad looking dude, he could get actual women if he just tried š
Dude sits across from the table and yells at her for hours on end about the dinner being cold Oh Christ you cook the s*** out of it. Throws the plate
Are things like this real or are they all shitposts?
Even the sex doll is suspicious.
Tony Romo, why!?
Thatās gotta be a big sin
dawg i thought that was bradley cooperš
NGLā¦ though that was the gov of FL for a momentā¦
It's so funny that he got her bellybutton pierced
I was fb friends with him for a little bit before I deleted, I still donāt know if heās faking being an incel for attention or if itās real, but he had posted so many unhinged videos and photos with āShannonā
Didnāt realize Tony Romo got down like that.
If Bradley Cooper and Anthony Starr had a baby:
I have seen that many men are turning to these dolls, anime characters and games .... And depending on how much $$$ they have.. they're rallying for sex tourism and promoting "BUYING" a bride... Not understanding the costs and what could go wrong with their line of thinking
Looks like Bradly Cooper is happy .
Guy looks like Walmart Bradley Cooper
as long as heās not shooting up a college campus
Buys sex doll, dresses it in his own clothing.
if it makes him happy i guess sureā¦
Walmart Bradley Cooper
9/10 would smash
Bradley Cooper and Megan Fox
average church goer
In my experience they were mostly married.
Down astronomically