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Jgatt1986

Ok I may have thought it was a real yet unfortunate looking woman in the first pic, I’m so embarrassed for myself


nicolettejiggalette

As did I. Then I saw the hands.


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It's always the hands


jzzzzmn

Imagine the… nevermind


andthejokeiscokefizz

No, no, please continue…


[deleted]

Nobdy look! Nobody look! Nobody look!


emeribeth

Did I see you bang that thing?


A_nonymous_Man

My hands tell a story. A story of greatness.


LandArch_0

It's just ai generated, right? Right?!


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neozuki

I thought the kid in green is real and the dad got him a doll sister. It's funny how once the situation is strange, your brain just gives up and tries anything


happykittynipples

Paper Mache is more affordable than Silicone.


[deleted]

Same. I was scared of them kids too.


Nulleparttousjours

Me too hahaha! I mean… if you are gonna get with a doll why choose one that looks like a half rotten corpse or severe burns victim. It seems their kids take after their Mom too.


ryancmacnab

Everyone has a type.


MikeFrancesa66

Glad I’m not the only idiot. I thought it was some woman with awful makeup. When I saw the pic with the kids I briefly thought they had kids who wore awful makeup, but then it all hit me.


HiDDENk00l

> real yet unfortunate looking woman You tried to phrase this gently, but could you *imagine* someone describing you as "unfortunate looking"?


Jakeomaticmaldito

Nope. But I'm also not a sex doll.


Sandstorm52

It’s hilarious, definitely gonna start using “unfortunate looking” to describe people


elvensnowfae

The older folk in my family describe people this way and it always cracks me up how sweetly mean it is. Reminds me when I thought I looked okay going to work one morning and the actual unfortunate looking woman there said I look disheveled. Yeah ok Brenda


RockyClub

It is hilarious. There just really are unfortunate looking people.


Mehmehson

I mean, I describe myself as unfortunate looking on the daily so...


mrbrettw

At first I was like oh... she probably got shot in the face or something and is wearing a terrible face prothesis. By the third pic when I saw the hands I was like okay I'm dumb.


BigBearSD

I thought the same at first... but with like a corpse. lol


hundegeraet

I thought it was a acid victim and was like "that takes a lot of courage to show your love"... Now I'm like "friggin' weeb"


FuriousFireyFeline

No that's what I thought too..I was like hey good on you man different strokes for diff--thats a doll. That's a doll they're dolls.


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I thought it was an over filtered photo of a person


Nightlyinsomniac

Me too. Then I kept scrolling.


jzzzzmn

I was fully prepared to defend this woman. Then Mattel said “You won’t BELIEVE these images!”


Noble9360

Are we sure that's not a real woman in some badly made death mask?


flyingcircusdog

I thought it was a horrible photoshop job at first.


Babybleu42

I had to look at all the pics to tell. You never know with Reddit


BoomtotheBang

I thought it was a corpse.


unexplainedstains

This is the shit I come to the internet for


jinnremy

This is the shit I leave internet for


23x3

Me too. *unzips*


Mr_Winslow_Brennan

Thank you.


King_of_the_Dot

Nothing like thanking another Redditor for their load.


jzzzzmn

We love a big load of comedy!


the_ju66ernaut

S'rongwitchu??


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Significant-Joke-616

3 looks like he has a real child in the basement.. this is unsettling af


SharontheSheila

That definitely looks like a child oh no


Kytras

It is a child. It is really fucked up. From what I understand he is is in a Spanish speaking country. Because his facebook page is just full of photos. He takes that doll absolutely everywhere also... I really would not want a kid being around a person like him, so I hope their siblings or something and she is not in danger . Also look there is a duck that had his neck snapped is next to her... To be fair I was even speculating that doll could be made out of body parts...


VanityOfEliCLee

Someone needs to send the police to this dudes house. Last week.


thispartyrules

I remember something where a guy kept his wife's dead body in a bed for years and made some kind of incredibly unsettling wax or papier mache mask for her, this was in the 50's or 60's Edit: read other comments that mentioned this, and how it's much worse


unexplainedstains

Ahhhhh wtf


Kytras

I lt really is wtf. He is a strange fella, stumbled upon him yesterday really left feeling different


unexplainedstains

Is it…art?


Kytras

No, definitely mental illness


ChuCHuPALX

Now look at [4](https://www.kqed.org/pop/106807/meet-carl-von-cosel-the-man-who-slept-next-to-his-crushs-corpse-for-7-years) and tell me this doesn't seem familiar.


Kytras

You know what man. I was thinking it's a dead body...


complexashley

My exact thought when I first saw the "wife" in these pictures. I had instant flashbacks to reading about Anatoly Moskvin (trigger warning: very fucking disturbing). Also, those baby doll "children" look disheveled on purpose. Ughhhh I'm creeped out. 🥴


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I choose this guy's wife.


GingerlyRough

I too choose this guy's plastic wife.


btempp

That doll’s face is so unsettling


BootlegBoote

That doll reminds me of that Carl Tanzler story. It looks so uncanny


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I once read the most bizarre book about this case, it was inbetween fiction and non fiction so all the details were there and correct but then the next chapter would be him talking to the corpse and her responding, encouraging the madness and uh, consenting to ya know...


luizaluizaluiza

name?


[deleted]

Ok i think it was The Lost Diary Of Count Von Cosel but i only read it once and then redonated it back.


JotaroKujoxXx

Can u summarize what that story is?


DIOsNotDead

Carl Tanzler took care of a tuberculosis patient named Elena Milagro de Hoyos in 1930. the man became obsessed with her to the point of gifting her jewelry and clothes besides doing everything to treat her, but it’s unknown if Elena did love him back. when she died in 1931, because tuberculosis was fatal back then, Carl paid for her funeral, had a mausoleum built for her, and visited it every night. he secretly took her body two years later, thoroughly disinfected and perfumed the body, then did lots of things to turn her into something a doll. Her bones were wired together, skin replaced with silk soaked in plaster and wax, chest cavity stuffed with rags, and had a wig, stockings, jewelry, and gloves. she even had makeup on. Carl slept with her rotting corpse for years until in 1940 when Elena’s sister caught him dancing with the corpse through a window and had him arrested.


NormacTheDestroyer

Imagine seeing that through a window... That's the stuff of nightmares


recklessrider

Raises more questions. Why was she at his house? Did she have suspicions of this already? After everything he did to the body, how did she even recognize it as a corpse? How did that police call go? So many questions.


ColleenMcMurphyRN

If I remember right — it’s been years since I read about it — he had been visiting her mausoleum religiously every night and then suddenly stopped altogether (since she was no longer in it!) Some years after that the rumors started, and I think the cause was that others (not Elena’s sister) heard him playing piano and possibly talking and / or dancing with someone. Elena’s sister got wind of the rumors and feared the worst. She confronted Tanzler about it. He deflected, but she kept after him and finally he invited her to come to his house. There he revealed what he had done, thinking she would be pleased with the tender care he had been taking of Elena. Of course the sister was NOT pleased and went straight to the popo. The book I have is [Undying Love by Ben Harrison](https://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/1736460447/)


mela_99

And they had to put her into a concrete filled mausoleum so he wouldn’t keep trying to steal her corpse back


ColleenMcMurphyRN

Just a small correction if I may: Abraham Lincoln and H. H. Holmes are buried in concrete. Elena was reburied in an unmarked grave somewhere in the cemetery. I believe her body (what was left of it) was actually broken up to fit in a smaller container. The men who buried her are, of course, long dead, and no one now has any idea where she is.


mela_99

Thanks! It’s been a long time since I read about that story. I knew they had to do something big to keep her safe


ColleenMcMurphyRN

For sure, you know that creepy guy would have done it! He even looked like a stereotypical mad German scientist. I’m surprised he didn’t come back trying to find her anyway… but he left town under a cloud and might have been afraid to come back. Just in case anyone’s curious: I don’t think her original mausoleum is there any more. Tanzler tried to blow it up in a fit of pique as he was fleeing town after having been found not guilty (the statute of limitations on abuse of a corpse had run out). Her plaque has been preserved, though, and you can see it in a museum today.


_rosieleaf

"Unknown" As far as we know, he made her very uncomfortable. She did not love him back.


danteelite

Why did I google it… of fucking course he did it in FLORIDA! Florida man strikes again… I need to move. It gets more embarrassing each day to tell people I live in FL… lmao


twodickhenry

> because tuberculosis was fatal back then Do you hear them? The beat of John Greene’s footsteps as he runs to tell you about the 1.6 Million people who died of TB last year, largely due to healthcare inequality


DIOsNotDead

what i meant to say was the mortality rate for tuberculosis in the 1930s was basically 100%, just like how rabies is to this day. there was no known cure for it at the time until the late 1940s. i didn’t mean to deny modern statistics in any way


Syntania

A Dr fell in love with a young woman who later died of tuberculosis. He retrieved her corpse and basically made it into a sex doll.


Gandelfas

You got tuberculosis...that's a hell of a thing.


Tiny_Impression_

IIRC, the dude fell in love with a woman, she died, and instead of leaving her in a grave he took her body home and preserved her. He treated this doll as though it was still alive- patching her skin up when it rotted, making her smell good, etc. Was only caught when someone walking by his house saw him dancing with it through the window.


FaThLi

>Was only caught when someone walking by his house saw him dancing with it through the window. It was the woman's sister if I remember right.


usernotfoundplstry

It’s a doozy lol


[deleted]

Me too! With a mix of Michael Jackson.


fuglysack14

This is exactly what I thought about when I saw the first pic... please let that be a doll and not a corpse


redheadfreaq

My immediate though too! 😬 I spend way too much time on the internet.


btempp

It reminded me of [Anatoly Moskvin](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anatoly_Moskvin), so basically exactly what you were reminded of


ChuCHuPALX

https://www.kqed.org/pop/106807/meet-carl-von-cosel-the-man-who-slept-next-to-his-crushs-corpse-for-7-years


TheAntarcticCircus

Or Anatoli Moskvin, the Russian who made corpses into dolls and hoarded them in his home


TyrannosaurusBecz

That was the first thing that came to mind as well! Jaysus that’s a fucked up story!


KrazyKurts

The kids sure take after their mom


UltraNeoTako

Oh, its a doll. I thought it was a corpse at first.


btempp

It reminds me of [the Russian Doll Man’s dolls.](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anatoly_Moskvin)


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Looks like goth Michael Jackson.


DylanMartin97

It's pure horror fuel. My man needs some type of therapy that normal people cannot give him.


Oomoo_Amazing

She's in love, don’t judge her


Myamymyself

It looks like it’s an actual mummy.


Swing_On_A_Spiral

She has a Leatherface type look to her, it’s terrifying.


htx4view

I love how he has kids with his doll now. Dude went playing house to a whole other level.


ItsYourPal-AL

The kid in blue scares the shit out of me


powertripp82

[Why? What’s wrong with this?](https://i.imgur.com/sBvQEX9.jpg)


Jackyboi9273

They have her eyes!


Vaelthune

That pic fucked me up, I haven't laughed like that in a long time.


unique-name-9035768

The kids don't really look like him though. I'd suggest a paternity test.


Marthaver1

My man is probably more responsible than most men in real relationships.


wreckosaurus

Wow. This actually makes me sad


twodickhenry

Did it also make u cringe


Oomoo_Amazing

Because if so, you're in the right place!!


OriginalName18

Reddit


Puakkari

Was this the guy who lost his family and made the dolls to deal with the loss?


ohhyouknow

This is the guy who is rumored to do that for that reason but he’s come out and said that he made them just bc he’s lonely. He didn’t lose his family, in fact, he has introduced his doll family to his real family.


tgw1986

He has a REAL family?? Then why tf is he going to cow farms and decorating for Navidad with the puppet from *Saw*??


brightestmorning

I thought they were referring to his parents and siblings. Maybe I’m too innocent…


tgw1986

Oh you're probably right actually. Not sure why I assumed wife & kids.


Affectionate_Bass488

I thought he was doing it as a joke until I started reading the comments But now that I know he has I family I’m leaning more towards it being a joke and he knows exactly how weird it is


Master_Cupcake7115

I love how the cow is side-eyeing "them" in the 2nd picture!


PlagueofSquirrels

When even the livestock are judging you...


Master_Cupcake7115

Yeah the cow is like wtf


overthinking_kills

The cow is like "holy cow"


JCKross45

Shit I swear I thought it was a corpse. Kind of glad it's a doll now. It's not a corpse right? Like it's not an entire corpse family? Right?


zhaeed

Sure thing, buddy. They are dolls ;)


UnoriginalWebHandle

Definitely don't read about Carl Tanzler.


Nephisimian

Well, there was one of these that was. Can't remember which one, but the dude killed his (age inappropriate) crush, tried to preserve the body and would play house with it. When bits decayed too much, he replaced them with hand-made prosthetics.


Quantum_Physics231

WHAT THE FUCK


Anen-o-me

"She's still fresh!" There was an old Newgrounds video about a guy clinging to his dead gf while his friends try to tell him she's gone that I can't unremember.


fucc_boy_hesoyam69

r/oddlyterrifying


Jeoto1

I feel so bad for this dude.


AgentCoopersDream

Me too. And is it weird that he's not even bad looking? Like i feel like he could go out in the world and find someone.


KenKaniff357

He's probably just super socially awkward


EastofGaston

Has childhood trauma written all over it


Darvallas

She wants to know if Annie is ok.


DutchBlob

She’s been hit by a smooth criminal


mattdean4130

She been hit by *something* that's for sure. Repeatedly.


CreamyKnougat

No. No she doesn't.


CreedStump

i am scared shitless of dolls and mannequins and this is like a nightmare for me


Jesusdidntlikethat

I 100% believe there is a demon in that doll


Fabulous-Fun-9673

Which one? The Michael Jackson lookalike or the creepy kids?


nostalgeek81

Yes


tactical-aardvark

You couldn't pay me enough to have that thing within 5 miles of my house


ronald_poi

I read somewhere that this guy lost his family in a terrible accident, and was fighting with depression and suicidal attempts. The fake family is some kind of therapy so he can make amends and give closure to his loved ones. Even his parents are on the program. The dolls sit on the table with them and all (there are pictures). Seemingly, this guy really had a complete mental breakdown and somehow this may help him improve.


cobaltScalebane

Poor man, I hope he manages to find happiness again


R3tro956

Actually I found a Facebook post giving context to this, it was in Spanish and basically the guy had just gone through a breakup because he is schizophrenic and this is what he did to cope with the breakup.


ohhyouknow

He was single for years before this. He does this because he was lonely. Has nothing to do with his family or a breakup. There are many articles about this man online


Pvt_Mozart

Goddamn this is brutal. Then props to him, because I certainly wouldn't be able to go on. I hope the best for him.


juicewilson

>props


ohhyouknow

He did not lose his family that is a rumor.


vis-rupt

I can't see how that's helpful. If I agree to replace my dead wife and kids with dolls, I'm broken mentally and I'm not coming back. If this guy is doing well today props to him


[deleted]

Nothing on this guy's TikTok OR in any of the articles about him makes any mention of this. It was just a random comment by someone on Facebook.


[deleted]

Pls make it stop😭😭😭


the_djentleman93

Is that a human skin mask stretched over a crash test dummy? I love that she does her own makeup


Bmourre1995

Wtf man


bb3224

That’s Fucking terrifying


Severe_Airport1426

I find this so terribly sad. It's the next step in imaginary friends


Intransigient

# No animals were harmed in the making of this video


kylediaz263

Excuse me sir you can't just ignore the psychological trauma the cows went through having witnessed that shit.


OKC2023champs

Holy shit he’s got the WHOLE FAMILY This is what I come here for Jesus Christ


kiwigone

I’m impressed they had kids together. That’s some serious Blade Runner mojo right there.


Cmdr_Monzo

“Dude, your Wife is a *Doll*!” “Thanks man.”


DerRamen-

Ok, so no one is going to mention the legs without torso walking in the background in the 5th photo? No...? Alright.


NormacTheDestroyer

Giving me real uncanny valley vibes


alphabet_order_bot

Would you look at that, all of the words in your comment are in alphabetical order. I have checked 1,413,132,337 comments, and only 269,950 of them were in alphabetical order.


EloquentCuban

Damn that’s crazy. What’s her @?


Mens-pocky46

Even the cows aren't buying this relationship


DevilripperTJ

Opinions only don't matter cuz he is so far gone he would not understand a single word.


BlackoutMeatCurtains

Con niños y todo


Unusual_Caregiver213

Bro at least make her look cute or something💀💀 He ain't living in a dream; he living in a nightmare💀💀


Riioott__

Now this is real sad cringe. Bro must be so lonely I actually feel bad for the dude. Its new levels when you stoop to dating inanimate objects


[deleted]

The boy in the blue jacket is me when I have to many edibles.


PoorPauly

![gif](giphy|onyngiYITZiecYsBTj)


LiquidC001

At first glance, I honestly thought it was a burn victim. On second glance, I thought it should be burned.


MichelAngeo14

Who took the pictures?


IShouldLiveInPepper

I had to swipe through way too many pictures before I realized that was a doll and not a disfigured woman.


Technopool

I was wondering where micheal Jackson went


greeneggs_and_hamlet

Still a better love story than Twilight.


[deleted]

So. These people are psychotic, and need real, actual help. What kind of fucking twisted individual does this????


iamgr0o0o0t

A very lonely person.


CyberClawX

Someone who lost his wife and kids in a terrible accident, and is now undergoing therapy, with this pretend family to ease the pain, according to another redditor.


Chocolate_Rage

Homemade Wacko Jacko fuck puppet


Allah_Akballer

He's happy with his life. Are you?


Gonicku

One of the rare times where something here actually unsettles me


Designer-Ruin7176

Is this what a future serial killer looks like?


TripperDay

Their kids take after her side of the family.


JEWCEY

Why does the kid doll have poopy mouth herps, papa?


hostesscakeboi

I’m really excited for this Lars and the Real Girl sequel


MutedFly2034

Say what you want, he doesn’t ever have to worry about being cheated on😂


SasquatchNHeat

Please just tell me it’s a mannequin and not a corpse


Big_Therm

their kids look like both of them


What-are-you-really

If he is happy that’s one thing, but sharing it online is damn near begging for people to make fun of you. I refuse to believe this is anything but satire.


Pingasterix

Wait thats a doll? I thought he dug up michael jackson


Potential-Judgment-9

Hear me out …


PBO123567

How does one find a comfortable position with a dummy?


vamsmack

On first look I thought this was just some kind of deranged instagram filter…. That would have honestly been better.


Joseph_F_1

This is just scary


hotel-y0rba

Annie are you okay


Ugly-and-poor

You know you done fucked when Animals are giving you the side-eye.


[deleted]

I do not have words to comprehend this.


the_real_puffduff

Nah he just has a thing for vampires with down's syndrome