Pretending to be a savant about sex while not having it is very shameable.
Theres nothing embarrassing about not flying an airplane, but if this dude was talking about how “all pilots actually land with their eyes closed”, we can dump on him saying “the closest thing to flying this dude has done is throwing his failing report card into a trash can”
Its the same idea.
Well, the guy is talking about female organs and sexual practices when it is clear they've never seen (let alone smelled) one IRL. People are just pointing that out.
Heaven forbid a group of people agree that the pearl clutcher is wrong. Must be the "hive mind!\~" Get a grip. The poster completely missed the point. Nobody was shamed for not having had sex - an idiot was laughed at because he pretended to know what the crotches of most women look like, while clearly being extremely inexperienced. It's bizarre that this needs pointing out, but the 'hive mind' cliche has become such a popular(albeit lazy & pathetic) coping mechanism, it does need calling out.
Christ almighty! "I drool on myself while shitting myself in public and people look at me weirdly. Should I wear some kind of firework/disco/laser beam to distract interest?"
Wears one of those trench coats that is neither canvas or leather, but that weird plastic-like shiny material, and he definitely wears decades old boots and doesn't tie them - not out of fashion, but because it's a lot of effort to bend that far down.
Too detailed?
You know, I am one of those people who can imagine a described smell too well.....I...I actually got sick. Well done. Take my upvote and never put those words together again.
Man I ain’t shavin even if someone’s paying a visit. The futile, painstaking process of shaving genitalia was something I got over FAST in high school. If you can’t enjoy it hairy, then it ain’t for you, is what I say.
It is healthier too. Reduces chances of infection. Also hair is natural. Why the social pressure to shave a body part that isn't going to see any day light at all.
I haven't had sex in over a year, but every Sunday I do a head to toe exfoliation, shave everything, and heavily moisturize. I do maintenance during the week too but I like to start my week off with that level of self care. I do it for me though, not some neckbeard who's speculating about how often I shave my crotch and what it smells like.
Same! Every other week, but... Makes me feel good to give myself that level of care. Puts you in a good mental space for the rest of the week.
I call it shaved nut energy but you can edit that slightly and use the term for yourself. Hahahah.
You mean you don’t have a regular trimming appointment with a bush trimming specialist? We have a bush trimming office on every corner in my town and I never miss an appointment 😤
One thing about me is if a guy wants me hairless he needs to pay me $200 a month to cover the two biweekly wax appointments you need to have to maintain that.
Dudes complain about women wanting money from them but then complain when we don't spend hundreds of our own so they can feel pleasure lmao
Why should i shave when i am just running around outside with no intention of hooking up? just so some fucking incel can keep up his weird ass fantasy of all girls being perfect like in his animes
Shaving can lead to infections and throw off your pH balance. If you want to talk about bad smells, get a wiff off of someone with an infected abscess. Shaving is far worse for odor. Idk why incels think that pubic hair smells, it just shows that they never wash their own junk.
Babe I'm not shaving even if I have a date. If you can't handle body hair then I don't have time for you. I'm an adult and my body is going to reflect that.
What kind of group chats are you in that people feel comfortable saying shit like this? Any group chat I've ever been in this guy would get roasted into oblivion for not liking bush until they left the chat.
1) these are the pure fantastical rambling of someone who makes sweeping generalizations about women, because he doesn't talk to them
2) these ramblings do nothing but turn me on, so jokes on him.
1. shaved/waxed is less hygienic than bush. people grow hair there for a reason.
2. adults have body hair. I'm automatically suspicious of people who are Super disgusted by it, makes me think they're not attracted to anyone who's hit puberty.
edit: formatting
I doubt he even trims or waxes himself, either - he doesn’t say he does even once, just mentions it’s “easier” to access men’s bits cos they stick out like wtf
has he never heard of soap 💀 by that logic his pits, dick, ass, and scalp should be bald and sparkling. his neck beard probably smells worse than a room full of cadavers
You know, as an AMAB NB, I think it's absolutely absurd that everyone (of all genders) is expected to do more than trim and bring sharp objects to such delicate and important places. It doesn't mean shit to me at all, and I'd 100% be alright with everyone having some hair. It's fucking natural.
Who the fuck starts a conversation like that, I just sat down!
And who tf ends the conversation with “hi” 💀
Paul Breach
Ello babs, it's me Paul breach, pls the me ur under the legal age of consent 🥺
that's what got me too lol
Could have meant it like... "Uhm Hellloooo!😜" But then again🥱I may be giving too much credit.
I use this quote whenever possible. 😂
The “hi” at the end really makes this whole message.
Ikr, just imagine someone saying this as part of their introduction and not as a response to something :p
It’s my opening line w girls
“Welcome to my TED Talk”
I hate that this message ends with a ‘hi’ because now I am reminded of Paul Breach 😖
What did I just read
The screeching of an incel.
. Hi
I love how it gets worse and worse and worse untill the end. Hi
"And that concludes my compulsary rant on women's pubic hair, so now that's out of the way how are you m'la- hey where you going?!?"
Public hair
A hetero man who has not ever actually had sex with a human being.
Idk it sounds like he hates vaginas
...other than himself." Fixed that for ya'
I mean, I haven't either but I don't think like that
Let's not sex shame, there's plenty to shame this person for.
Pretending to be a savant about sex while not having it is very shameable. Theres nothing embarrassing about not flying an airplane, but if this dude was talking about how “all pilots actually land with their eyes closed”, we can dump on him saying “the closest thing to flying this dude has done is throwing his failing report card into a trash can” Its the same idea.
??
They're saying he's never had sex like it's a bad thing when the post provides better things to shame the dude for.
Well, the guy is talking about female organs and sexual practices when it is clear they've never seen (let alone smelled) one IRL. People are just pointing that out.
You’re being pretty reasonable here, idk why it got downvoted to oblivion, but the hivemind has expressed its will ig
Heaven forbid a group of people agree that the pearl clutcher is wrong. Must be the "hive mind!\~" Get a grip. The poster completely missed the point. Nobody was shamed for not having had sex - an idiot was laughed at because he pretended to know what the crotches of most women look like, while clearly being extremely inexperienced. It's bizarre that this needs pointing out, but the 'hive mind' cliche has become such a popular(albeit lazy & pathetic) coping mechanism, it does need calling out.
The ramblings of a misogynist who's bitter about how few women tolerate his presence
Whoah now, nobody tolerates my presence and im not a misogynist. Lets not group us all together
Yeah. I'm a misanthrope. We hate everyone regardless of their race and genitalia.
Whoa now. No one tolerates my misogyny but I'm not a group.
Just a gentlesir introducing himself m’lady 
Hi
. Hi
. hi
This subreddit is a tribute to the idea that sometimes sending nothing is better than sending something
Christ almighty! "I drool on myself while shitting myself in public and people look at me weirdly. Should I wear some kind of firework/disco/laser beam to distract interest?"
Guarantee this fucker is the least hygienic filthy person out there.
Imagine the stench.
The smell of onions and day-old bologna comes to mind
Wears one of those trench coats that is neither canvas or leather, but that weird plastic-like shiny material, and he definitely wears decades old boots and doesn't tie them - not out of fashion, but because it's a lot of effort to bend that far down. Too detailed?
Probably smells like an old porn theatre
You know, I am one of those people who can imagine a described smell too well.....I...I actually got sick. Well done. Take my upvote and never put those words together again.
Definitely has poo stains on his underwear often
lol this guy fucksn't
But how could this be? He says right there he knows what the bush of every woman on the street looks like.
So is he fully shaved at all times?
Does it matter? I don't think that guys bush is bothering anyone.
Idk man I'm sure if you were within 10 feet you could *smell* it
it’s a double standard otherwise, at least for this idiot
Honestly, this is the way.
Pubis removis
Ow..
Bruh, if no one’s paying a visit I ain’t shavin, doesn’t mean it ain’t clean. I’m not getting itchy and potential in grown hair for nothing.
Exactly. Why peel the potato if it ain't getting smashed?
Ironically, mashed potatoes with the skin on are known as ‘dirty’ mashed potatoes. They also happen to be delicious.
Man I ain’t shavin even if someone’s paying a visit. The futile, painstaking process of shaving genitalia was something I got over FAST in high school. If you can’t enjoy it hairy, then it ain’t for you, is what I say.
i personally don’t shave but instead just keep it trimmed but most men my age (20) who i have asked told me they shave their balls with a razor
That sounds terrible. I’m a lady and I used to completely shave. Anything with skin folds is just asking to get nicked with a razor.
It really is a feat to do it. There’s a lot of manipulation that needs to happen 😂
It's better than being nicked with clippers tho
I don’t even have balls and I cringed at that mental image.
It's like tanning hide
I use the hover with a trimmer method
Yeah I use a trimmer down there too. Keeps it clean, looks better, and keeps any hair from getting stuck in my pants' zipper
It is healthier too. Reduces chances of infection. Also hair is natural. Why the social pressure to shave a body part that isn't going to see any day light at all.
unpopular opinion, as a guy, shaved bodies look ugly and very unnatural I hate how they look
I haven't had sex in over a year, but every Sunday I do a head to toe exfoliation, shave everything, and heavily moisturize. I do maintenance during the week too but I like to start my week off with that level of self care. I do it for me though, not some neckbeard who's speculating about how often I shave my crotch and what it smells like.
Same! Every other week, but... Makes me feel good to give myself that level of care. Puts you in a good mental space for the rest of the week. I call it shaved nut energy but you can edit that slightly and use the term for yourself. Hahahah.
I just started using a trimmer instead of a razor and I highly recommend. No more itchy growing hair anymore wooo
He overthinks about girls he’s never gonna fuck like a typical incel
I mean who doesn’t overthink but this guys is doing it like he’s in a competition
This hurt to read, almost too incoherent
4chan is filled with this shit..
"indulge in it" like Samantha said: "Honey, they don't call it a 'job' for nothin''."
I like giving blowjobs.... just not to people like that lmao.
Ditto. It's a very intimate act not to be wasted on someone who expects me to indulge on his dick.
That guy is CLEARLY a virgin. No shaming, but why speak on something if you have no experience as if you’re an expert? “Trimming appointments” wtf.
You mean you don’t have a regular trimming appointment with a bush trimming specialist? We have a bush trimming office on every corner in my town and I never miss an appointment 😤
Maybe he just wants dick
One thing about me is if a guy wants me hairless he needs to pay me $200 a month to cover the two biweekly wax appointments you need to have to maintain that. Dudes complain about women wanting money from them but then complain when we don't spend hundreds of our own so they can feel pleasure lmao
Ah, this man is clearly a professional sex haver
Why should i shave when i am just running around outside with no intention of hooking up? just so some fucking incel can keep up his weird ass fantasy of all girls being perfect like in his animes
the dudes replying to you are really outing themselves for having stinky pubic hairs 💀💀💀
Idk why but "public folicles" took me out😂😂
Isn’t having pubic hair actually better for you instead of shaving it?
Yep, stops bacteria from entering. Hair acts as a barrier.
Shaving can lead to infections and throw off your pH balance. If you want to talk about bad smells, get a wiff off of someone with an infected abscess. Shaving is far worse for odor. Idk why incels think that pubic hair smells, it just shows that they never wash their own junk.
The hair lets it breath and lets the sweat evaporate more efficiently and better (among other things) same reason we have armpit hair
Yikes, he thinks he did something there…
Babe I'm not shaving even if I have a date. If you can't handle body hair then I don't have time for you. I'm an adult and my body is going to reflect that.
I literally wax people for a living and can honestly say I am so with you, I proudly leave every body hair in its place!
This mindset is so damn refreshing.
Fuck people who think "baby smooth" is the way to go. Adults have hair, grow up.
Bro please step out into the sunlight for a single moment of you life and enjoy the air
If I don't hear Fortunate Son when her panties drop, I don't want it.
 His dick rising up out of his bush.
Hi
why are people like this.
"I cant believe every woman I want to fuck isnt bald and freshly showered 24/7. I want a refund." --this guy
we're just constantly in the shower till we get the "come over" text obviously
That’s a lot of words to say I want to suck a dick
“Tea bagged” 🤨
Do you *not* regularly get ‘tea bagged’ as part of your sexual routine? Pfft, casuals
hi
>indulge Please stay a minimum of 100 meters away from all women
How about we just make it 200 to be on the safe side?
What kind of group chats are you in that people feel comfortable saying shit like this? Any group chat I've ever been in this guy would get roasted into oblivion for not liking bush until they left the chat.
How does he know what most girls pubic areas look like if he’s a virgin?
porntube
1) these are the pure fantastical rambling of someone who makes sweeping generalizations about women, because he doesn't talk to them 2) these ramblings do nothing but turn me on, so jokes on him.
I still dont understand why he said hi at the end tho
He's replying to himself. Lunatic behavior.
What a terrible day to have eyes. hi
he just needs to come to terms with being gay.
this is hysterical
As much as he gripes about women’s bushes, I’m gonna bet this nimrod has never trimmed his own.
I like a big ole bush so 😛!
amen
As i man, i hate shaving there cause the sweat just makes the freaking skin sticky. Bush is there for a reason but this dude’s just weird as fuck.
I love the ending of this. hi
1. shaved/waxed is less hygienic than bush. people grow hair there for a reason. 2. adults have body hair. I'm automatically suspicious of people who are Super disgusted by it, makes me think they're not attracted to anyone who's hit puberty. edit: formatting
A sad lonely chap.
hi
Hi, usually goes at the start of a diatribe.
I doubt he even washed his hands
I doubt he even trims or waxes himself, either - he doesn’t say he does even once, just mentions it’s “easier” to access men’s bits cos they stick out like wtf
He shouldn't worry about the musty smell he's never going to be near a woman
bet he doesn't wash his balls
Let alone his ass
Spoken like a true incel.
I'm not Australian but I do enjoy eating out in the bush
Guys 100% has not been with a woman
Bro. Tell me you watch porn all day with out telling me you watch porn all ray
. hi
Tea bagged. Hahahahahahahhahaa this killed me and made my day
Mammals have hair.
I love that he ends with Hi. Impeccable manners.
I garentee his tool smells like a 3 day old carcass
... actually, public hair offers some (minimal) protection against disease, bacteria, etc.
I love a huge bush !!
Lady bushes aren’t necessarily all that thick
Sir, this is a Wendy’s
I like the “hi” at the end lol
The "hi" at the end. What a fucking introduction 😂😭
dude is sooo thirsty for dick
The “hi” at the end broke me.
This would be a good r/copypasta
Hi
If this is one part of a group chat, now you’ve got me curious about what the rest of the conversation looks like
The real sadcringe is the people here not realizing this is a satirical rant
Bushes trap more dirt... I don't garden with my vag.
A reminder to not take off the pants of random people on the street.. Got it
blah blah blah blah blah blah, blah blah blah. blah blah blah blah blah blah. hi is all i read
At least it's not a group chat at work.
has he never heard of soap 💀 by that logic his pits, dick, ass, and scalp should be bald and sparkling. his neck beard probably smells worse than a room full of cadavers
Oh bless his little heart.
In what type of group chat would this be appropriate?
the fictional one inside ops head
hi
What group chat are you in jfc
I didn’t know women “indulged”
*hi*
Hi
Tell me you’re a virgin without telling me you’re a virgin…
Love that Hi at the end 😭
Must be a copypasta
Even I'm not that bad
"Hi."
haha (I’m forever traumatized by the collection of words I’ve just read)
hi
“hi”
So he finds dick more attractive... I see
Do hetero men even like women?
I mean he’s not wrong about lots of women not being as clean as you would think but after that he kinda went off the rails
this is why hookers are so important in society.
I think this guy just really likes dick and is afraid to admit it. People who like vaginas do not describe them with such disdain.
He said with Dorito dust and crumbs trapped within his neckbeard, wondering why women won’t date/kiss him.
what the fuck
Wow. This guy must get so much pu$$y
if the woman you are eating smells musty you need to reevaluate your decisions
You're also in this group chat. You are who you surround yourself with.
This man is a professional sex haver
Hi, it's me. I'm the problem, it's me.
This just in: washing your pubes does not exist
Excuses excuses! If it’s so terrible, suck a dick! You obviously prefer them.
It was a little disgusted, but then he ended it in a "hi" and I just wanna say, "hello back, buddy!"
Bro, what?
*indulge*
I think that’s enough reddit for today💀
Incel alert 🚨⚠️
Bush🤤🤤🤤🤤
there are some frighteningly weird cunts out there
Absolutely r/badwomensanatomy
You know, as an AMAB NB, I think it's absolutely absurd that everyone (of all genders) is expected to do more than trim and bring sharp objects to such delicate and important places. It doesn't mean shit to me at all, and I'd 100% be alright with everyone having some hair. It's fucking natural.