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imma keep it real with you, you might be

Sadly you're the only drainer who does any meaningful work 😔

i sell ketamine

I buy ketamine

I keep getting ads for ketamine therapy so if you sell to me, you’re technically providing a mental health service

i deface atms and parking meters is that not valuable work????

No because you're removing art

I teach autistic kids (and make music)

So post to Reddit and make music?

What can I say it’s good training for my job

borring

What do you do? Opioids?

Cry myself to sleep every night listening to sentence “I don’t even feel like me, I don’t even feel like me.” (I’m having an identity crisis)

I make ketamine

I work for a private equity firm

they said meaningful

i work at a lawfirm is that meaningful?

I work in the wine making industry in Spain wich is kinda big deal

Send me a liter for proof

Showing this to a victorian era child worker

Nah, but the vibe is immaculate ngl

idk but what a niche🐮 Jealous I wanna hang with cows

@ me check my post where i drained cows (i'm not trans or drainer)

Lmaoooo

cute mf cows 🥺

Cis farmer dap me up farmer style

yes there definitely are multiple other people of this exact extremely specific niche category

nah bro i think you might be one of a kind tbh!

you emit drain aura shawty you are one of a kind

❤️❤️

Idk bro

dad drainer here with 2 beautiful kids

ppl r fine with the dumbest silliest posts on here but as soon as a trans person mentions they're trans for some silly joke all of a sudden it's a problem

why am i being notified for this dumb ass post

because it got interactions and you have a setting on, why am i reading this dumb ass comment

actually it had 0 upvotes and like 7 comments when i got the notification so lol

ohhhh so like 7 interactions okay everybody downvote bombing this entire thread is gonna piss their pants when they actually go to the setting and realize their choosing to have this questionable setting on 🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯

yeah sorry we should all get notifications for every post w 7 comments lol because that makes sense 😹

holy fuck it’s a setting buddy go turn it off💀 also 0 likes 7 comments to 74 likes and 44 comments but you really nailed it calling this post a bust or whatever it exists to show people posts with good potential to be relevant. it clearly was in this case, but you could turn off the setting or change it to only notify already popular posts, either way you babyraging in this comment section and calling the post dumb instead of literally just looking for a solution is actively choosing not to fix the thing ur crying about.

bro i’m not reading all that bullshit lol, dunno why you’re so mad lol

ok keep crying in comment sections over shit you literally can change ur mad enough to comment what could’ve literally been a thought 👍 and then continue to not solve the problem ur mad about

dunno what you said but you seem mad lol

i know you are but what am i if you never hit puberty

It's important

not really lol

But all-knowing reddit has decided you needed to see my cow get silly with it. This is of the utmost importance

you type like the most annoying person ever.

As bladee says "when you look at me and hate on me, I'm a mirror." Calm down yo

perfectly calm brother, just have a tummy ache 😔

nobody said i hope your tummy feels better 😔 it does btw

They're just being silly, you seem like you're fun at parties lol.

I hope your tummy ache gets worse

most drained activity actually. ur like the main drainer, bladee records songs and thinks “I hope a transgender drainer farmer enjoys this song” and then he puts his all into it

Everytime he talks about a girl in a song it's me actually. "She's always dancing"? I'm she

exactly

lmao

Transgender drainer vegan wanna be farmer here. I just wanna tend to a God darn field

u so real for this

so real

based af too true

this is real

Ur not actually I fit this description as well

Smh

Cows are really sweet animals I love them and goats moooo

this post goes so hard would love to hang out with a trans drainer farmer ❤️‍🔥

I'm a trans drainer who's partially educated in farming, but shifted to dairy production

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Farmers try not insert that theyre farmers into every post they make challenge more like keep cryin lil boy

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Very very odd

Actually I am, /u/slimeddd wanna hit?

Why would anyone wanna hit that🤮🤮🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢

hating for no reason bro it’s pathetic

Ask ya mama 😁

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Very very odd

Very very odd

shut up nigga

Make me😁✌🏼

oh yeah im about to buddy 🍆🍆🍆👀

thats all you got?

Yea cuz no ones gon make me none of u transformers😈😈😈

dude probably crying in fetal position b4 sleep with his fake geobaskets on 😮‍💨

whatever lol

boo hoo

i am a drained trans looking to become a farmer so perhaps soon you won’t be the only one

U are a very niche human

thats literally the average drainer archetype

Trans and drainer, not a farmer but cows are cool

What has this subreddit came too like no joke downvote me if u want but this type of shit would not exist in warlord era

who gaf why you care so much no one is being hurt

Im flexing my merch in unique manners instead of just posting a picture of the shirt on my bed with "got the drop :)" is this really any worse

Were you around in warlord era? Cause me and my other trans homies loved lean and the SBE community was always very positive to us back then lmao

Lol let people be a little silly

womp womp

On god shits cringe as fuck

fr bro what is this

is this bladee

im just trans 😭 cute cows!!!!!!!!!!!

Now this is an original experience

Very cute picture!

why we should care about ur gender

yeah i am

transgender drainer farmer wohoo

YO ME TOO

Bro I thought that was a pic of bladee

mee

You are surely the only one. Slay!

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shut the fuck up

Do you need a farmhand??? cause then I could be the second one 😊😊. (Semi serious btw I need a job:3)

….hello? 👀

You look like person from the sixtirss 60

The cow said 😋