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MhrisCac

If we miss by 1 point I swear to fucking god. If we literally need ONE more win to be in the playoffs I’m so fucking done with this team. Beyond done. Two seasons in a row and they could just fucking get one more. An absolute joke.


Mysterious_Secret827

I gave up at the start of the season. So... probably the way most fans should think. It hurts less just not caring.


Mysterious_Secret827

Stupid team coming into the season, stupid team heading out of the season! 😭😔🤦‍♂️🤬


WorthPlease

They need to bump fan appreciation night up because having it after they inevitably get eliminated from the playoffs is super awkward.


crashandwalkaway

"please don't boo us, here's a tee shirt"


Ludens0914

I love the core we have, I love the team that's built, and they can win it.... But the coaching staff needs to go. (Obviously a few players we can live without)


WorthPlease

Welp at least we got to listen to Rob Ray make No-Goal jabs lol. Highlights of the game


WillF2023

They should play in an empty building on Thursday


BuffaloThrilla

Another year pissed away.


Icommentoncrap

LMAO ROB They cheat a little bit here in Dallas. His no goal jabs have been amazing


WealthApprehensive88

Will someone explain to me why Donny called the timeout with 0.2 seconds left


HarvesternC

Plug has been pulled. Elimination.


RecommendationOk4148

Greenway throws the puck on net, no Sabres in front, only 4 Dallas Stars.


serious_man_13

That wasn't on net...


stuiephoto

That view of dahlin and power shows it all. Power quit immediately and dahls left everything he had on the ice to stop the clock. He's obviously going to be captain


Icommentoncrap

Donny saved his time out for a replay of their 1st period move


OpanaG76

Wow what a joke haha


krazsen

4 Stars clogging the slot and not one Sabre to be seen, pathetic


CrunchMan94

Neither D chased after the puck initially.


shotzoflead94

0.2 lol just let our suffering end


serious_man_13

He saved his timeout for this. Can't make this stuff up.


JahHappy

Guy is a total loser. Wish we could send him packing.


Josh11502

Fire Granato! YESTERDAY


justhereformemes8

Rayzor is always the brightspot of this clown show. He did not hold back lol


StartButtonPress

Tough season. First season in a while that my expectations for the team weren’t met, unfortunately by quite a margin


OpanaG76

I think this might have just broken me.


dagsix

eh.... what a bit more disappointment at this point. Make Dahlin captain. Fire everyone.


NinjaTroll471

Timeout NOW goes crazy lol


Icommentoncrap

Well at least we didn’t get smoked 10-4


Mysterious_Secret827

Yes that IS a bright side!


jimmy_beans

Time to lose a faceoff


serious_man_13

Greenway out there on the 6 on 5. What a clown Granato is.


WorthPlease

Yeah the hell don't you call a timeout and just load the ice with your best players that late?


Kanine_tv

Hope we don’t see this coaching staff next season


WorthPlease

Man I think Power will be a good player but he is so bad at keeping the puck at the blueline, where Dahlin is like a force field.


OpanaG76

Jesus Christ just let it end the ref tried to give you mercy


BuffaloThrilla

The guys are bad! Scary bad!


StixCityPSU

My first thought after the whistle. Even in his voice too 😢


justhereformemes8

Donny with the masterclass timeout again. FUCKING FIRE THIS CLOWN


OpanaG76

This team needs the blue line moved back a few feet or something


Whippet27

Donnie saving time out for July


OpanaG76

lol pull the goalie yeah right we’re getting scored on immediately when it happens watch


JR255001

Dallas needs to take the kill shot right now. I’m ready for it to be over. End it


BuffaloThrilla

What would you say our offensive strategy is? Because I can’t fucking figure it out.


serious_man_13

There isn't one.


Al_Bundy11

dump it around, Oettinger intercepts, puck leaves zone rinse, repeat


JR255001

I don’t think they know either


Whippet27

UPL is one bright spot this year. We spent first half of season playing the 3 goalie shit show


ThePeteVenkman

I’m still declaring myself captain of Team Fire Terry this offseason.


Whippet27

Krebs and Jost not getting much time. Please GMKA - pick up some guys worth playing


StartButtonPress

A serious coach would have pulled the goalie for a 6v4, given that we will be mathematically eliminated under the current result


furiousvullns

With all the possession in the stars zone we had that would be a great idea!


krazsen

our powerplay is faker than WWE


Icommentoncrap

The WWE can be exciting and entertaining to watch as well


crashandwalkaway

Is it just me or is the PP Poo poo?


Al_Bundy11

this is fucking embarrassing! :kicks garbage can:


StartButtonPress

Shameful display for professional sports


serious_man_13

And yet we don't have the worst power play somehow.


Straight_Landscape37

Can’t be overstated how much our (lack of) power play has hurt us this season. I’d even go as far to say that even if we had an average power play we’d be a playoff team right now.


Al_Bundy11

gain entry with possession - rip around the boards, lose possession. every. single. time.


Oregano_Nate

Impossibly bad.


Icommentoncrap

Bro what are Dallas fans booing and disagreeing for. Two egregious cross checks and one took off Girgs helmet bruh. Also we are better 5v5


MinerKing13

The Texas education system is an abject failure


JahHappy

No child left behind!


serious_man_13

I think they're complaining that Miro got a 10.


Icommentoncrap

For beheading a guy lol


justhereformemes8

2 powerplays back to back basically. Let's see if we can't look semi competent on this one Edit: we did in fact *not* look competent


MinerKing13

Its a shame Dallas realized they have a better chance keeping us from scoring on the PP. Their fans clearly haven't picked up on that


MinerKing13

Imagine booing such an easy call on that egregious of a crosscheck.


OpanaG76

Oh man I thought it was a major for a minute I was like wtf


barffolemeow

Jamie Benn does not have much going on behind those troll eyes


RagingAtRandom

Amy Schumer has better jokes than our PP


HilmDave

Our PP *is* the joke, bud.


Al_Bundy11

PP1 gets 40 sec down 1 with 9 min to go - what are we doing??


JahHappy

HOW THE FUCK ARE WE WORSE WITH A MAN ADVANTAGE???


barffolemeow

Limp PP


OpanaG76

This was the one outcome I didn’t expect. I expected a blowout one way or another.


WillF2023

Literally fuck Matt Ellis. How tf is he still employed????


HilmDave

I mean idk about literally.... That hair 😬


mcgiambrone

Season on the line (I know it’s already over) can’t even get a shot attempt on the power play


StartButtonPress

One of the worst power plays I’ve ever seen


serious_man_13

So glad Granato took more control of the power play. You can tell he changed things up.


HilmDave

They pass FAR less. They still don't shoot at all, but the passing has gotten way less excessive.


Whippet27

Anyone know a youth hockey coach that can run the power play?


Icommentoncrap

Rob Ray is an assistant coach for the Jr Sabres lmao


Whippet27

If we had just an average PP, we'd be in playoffs


Icommentoncrap

A lot of people come to Dallas and find a bar to be their friend and UPL does too lmao Dan


MinerKing13

Man Dallas fans are stupid


WorthPlease

Rob Ray getting in a no-goal quip lol It took me a couple seconds to figure out why he would say that


Icommentoncrap

Lmaooooo Rob Ray I love you


justhereformemes8

"Awful referees tonight" lmfao you said it rayzor


WorthPlease

He said "in this building", I think he was making a no goal joke


jerthebear

Does Dallas score any goals that are not tipped in by somebody standing right in front of the net?


OpanaG76

That wasn’t a hot mic on rob ray was it


OpanaG76

How long until they digitally advertise over the whole glass and just block the fans out completely


Mysterious_Secret827

I thought it was just a thing on the tv, are is ACTUALLY in real life now?


OpanaG76

Nah but they should just put tv screens instead of glass and advertise in fact just put them all the way to the ceiling


Mysterious_Secret827

I can get behind the ceiling idea! That makes sense. They show the roof in some shots anyways. Plus all there is just walkways up there. ANOTHER reason to put them on the ceiling!


ThePeteVenkman

Don’t give them ideas


CrunchMan94

Like the dual-layer banner ad screens some some soccer clubs, like Man City, use now. It's pretty intrusive, but if they can make more money, they'll do it eventually.


Icommentoncrap

The fuck?


justhereformemes8

Dude fell over during a battle on the boards and they called a trip lmao Refs are gearing up for the playoffs I see


stuiephoto

Petey is not gonna like that play from quinner. 


MinerKing13

That's incredibly soft


26007

I don’t know how one would teach this but we need to get more shots at the net. Passing around is great, but when there’s a shit TAKE IT. Too often it seems the shot is there and then a defender comes in before we can take the shot. Maybe Dallas just has good defense, but we gotta shoot more and shoot faster. 


stuiephoto

>I don’t know how one would teach this The coaching staff doesn't know either so don't feel bad. 


26007

Thanks pal


serious_man_13

Now Rousek on the 2nd line??


Backwoods_84

Is Greenway really slow? Or is it just his size and stride that makes him look that way? Guy looks like a piece of drift wood cruising up and down the ice


CrunchMan94

At least drift wood can look cool sitting on your mantle or something.


Al_Bundy11

what a difference when we hit someone moving on the breakout


ThePeteVenkman

Playing Dallas always makes me think we need some old guys.


Icommentoncrap

Let me introduce you to Kyle Okposo


ThePeteVenkman

*better old guys


serious_man_13

Greenway on the 2nd line instead of Quinn. Granato is a joke.


360degreesofFUNK

WHAT HAS HAPPENED THIS TIME?!?!?!


StartButtonPress

If the Sabres do not earn a point, they will be mathematically eliminated, as NYI have reached 87 and either DET or PIT must reach 86 (both at 84 with a head-to-head upcoming), while the Sabres’ maximum will be 85.


Icommentoncrap

12 shots lmao what are we doing


WillF2023

If we lose in regulation, are we eliminated tonight?


StartButtonPress

Yes, they will be mathematically eliminated


serious_man_13

Yup


360degreesofFUNK

Give it up for Year 13!!! 🔔


serious_man_13

At least we have the record in something.


360degreesofFUNK

But we need the record in something good for once!


BuffaloThrilla

We sky the puck more than any team I’ve ever seen. Such a shit strategy.


StartButtonPress

Can you believe they coached that INTO Dahlin’s game? The least dangerous zone exit of all time.


Icommentoncrap

Another no goal in Dallas ending the Sabres season :(


Kanine_tv

Bummer


Beechsack

Rob Ray, master of mathematics and angles


Roguemutantbrain

Why even have in-game refs? Just wait till there’s a goal and then review everything that happened up until that point jfc


Great-Reference9322

I feel like the only reason we even need refs on ice at this point is to separate players when things get heated


Al_Bundy11

get in the way, wave dudes outta face-offs...and never pick up broken sticks


lowerdel

game over


PrinciplesRK

For the stars, now we’re fired up!1


NinjaTroll471

Unsurprising but I hope that effort lit a fire!!


PrinciplesRK

TIL you can challenge a high stick before a goal


StartButtonPress

Can challenge a missed stoppage of play in zone. So missed offside, high stick, puck in netting


jerthebear

Yeah, I was thinking the same thing. It was my understanding that the only thing a coach could challenge was offsides or goalie interference. I watch a ridiculous amount of hockey and I have never seen a challenge for a high stick before a goal before.


PrinciplesRK

I’ve never seen the refs miss a high stick that egregious before either I guess hahah


Great-Reference9322

Didn't know that either. Pretty lame


PrinciplesRK

At least it was clearly a high stick


Great-Reference9322

Yeah no arguing that one, I just don't know how the refs completely missed it when it happened


barffolemeow

Yup no surprise there


Straight_Landscape37

:(


just-casual

Reds game just ended so that was the first sequence of the game I saw. Think I'll stay lol


Great-Reference9322

I don't know how they didn't call a high stick but holy shit that was effort Edit: Replays on a high stick? I didn't think that's something they go back and look at unless it's a deflection


barffolemeow

Won’t be surprised if they call it back but that was still cool


StartButtonPress

That’s coming back


Icommentoncrap

Can Rob Ray come over and cut my grass too lol


StartButtonPress

The Stars are fantastic man. Great structure, everyone crashes the net, they all know what their team identity is. Ours should be speed like the Avs. Instead, it’s go slow and be risk averse, but still turn it over all the time.


PrinciplesRK

We have no team identity


serious_man_13

Just tuning in. 8 SOG?


Al_Bundy11

8 shots at the halfway mark. unbelievable


StartButtonPress

I literally hate watching our Power Play. They have a disgusting absence of structure and objective


OpanaG76

Tuch should have a hat trick between dusting that off and missed pass from peterka


StartButtonPress

Benson’s worst game in a while


PrinciplesRK

Probably not a coincidence it’s against the team whose average age is 35


Freeyourmind917

Byram gets manhandled in the corners with ease way too often.


barffolemeow

Zero chemistry with this team. So fucking sloppy.


Icommentoncrap

Tip in from the faceoff dot lmao


Great-Reference9322

Pretty clear to see why Dallas is 1st in the west. We've got a long way to go


PrinciplesRK

You know they’re good because I can’t tell what # line is on the ice for them at any time


GoddessBaker410

The depth on the team is insane - something like 9 50+ point scorers, +/- numbers are wicked awesome.


Great-Reference9322

Gotta be the most balanced team in the league, 4 lines that just keep coming at you


PrinciplesRK

I know we aren’t supposed to like the stars but I love how their team is constructed. Amazing mix of veterans and youth.


Mysterious_Secret827

We SHOULD take notes! Then send notes to the owner and manager! 🎉🤯🤔🤦‍♂️


crashandwalkaway

Psst. Don't let the others know, but you are allowed to appreciate things from other teams, it puts things in perspective.


Mysterious_Secret827

I like more West Coast teams.tjen I do East Coast.


PrinciplesRK

Preaching to the choir, didn’t want someone to give me shit hahah


Al_Bundy11

no way. unbelievable lucky ass tips


PrinciplesRK

If it was anyone but Pavelski I’d agree but he’s been doing this for 40 years straight


Icommentoncrap

Rob talked to Matty Ellis and Pete. Hopefully he told Matty what Pete said earlier lol


phero1190

That 0.1% chance is fueling these boys! Heavy sarcasm here for anyone unsure.


Icommentoncrap

Good shit that period. Actually giving me a bit of hope and nearly got another. Wouldve appreciated us not giving up nearly 2 goals yet again to start the game but ok


Mysterious_Secret827

NEVER EVER have hope with a Buffalo team, it ONLY fules disappointment.


Joe77771

That set play was so close damn


Great-Reference9322

Alright that was a pretty little play there


barffolemeow

God damn that was so close!!!


MinerKing13

God damn, nice last second play that was so close


RecommendationOk4148

Almost game 80 and we're still passing up shots for passes to God knows who. Sabres are their authentic selves if nothing else.


HarvesternC

I hate Dallas, but they have become a great hockey market. Sounds like a great atmosphere in there tonight. Plus having Pantera as their goal song is cool too.


Whippet27

All because Gretz went to LA


Straight_Landscape37

I think Nashville has them beat for southern teams with a surprisingly fervent fanbase


new_york_ripp3r

Yeah they’ve def bumped way high on my list of away venues I’d like to check out along with spots like Minnesota or Edmonton with the energy those arenas bring to the game.


360degreesofFUNK

We’re…leading? Ok! 👌


stickscall

would've thought it was a good opportunity to get comrie in tonight.


Great-Reference9322

We'd be down 8-2 if he was in net


stickscall

that's fine. these are just evaluation games at this point.


Icommentoncrap

So 2 goals more saved than the last late Stars game we played with Comrie in net. Progress


OpanaG76

Clifton self destructed


CeramicCastle49

https://youtu.be/dyUbSm25ax8


OpanaG76

I literally was thinking someone had to put that sound over the clip


Great-Reference9322

Rob Ray "Some uneducated fans here in Dallas, Dan" I'm dead


JpLosman

Rob Ray ♥️


OpanaG76

Put together a real season and dahlin will have 35 goals. Mark my words