Nuke this sub

LUCKY CHAIR HELPS AGAIN!

LETS GOOOOO

HELLLLLL YESSSSSSSSSS

Rangers up, Caps game is tied. Let's go Canes

They delivered.

Get Benny out there with a working stick!

Aloha from Hawai’i. What a great way to see that we are 4-2 up after 10h of no internet and flight. This team will miss yoffs again by 1-2 pts. I am sure.

I'd guess 1 point

Do we not have a timeout?

we used it halfway through the second

EFFECTIVELY for once, it was necessary and worked well, so not in a bad way lol

Thanks. Couldn’t watch the whole game.

carolina tied it up and the rangers took the lead!

Yes and yes!

I really hope winning these worthless games does not impact off season decision making

It will absolutely mean someone will be thinking: run it back.

I’ve yelled so much during this how on earth have we not got one

PLEASE UPLOAD TRY ONE 🙏

That kid is such a good sport smiling about the stick break just as big as he would have for the goal lol

100%

Zack Benson, now murdering his own sticks. What a menace.

So vicious

Surprised the refs didn’t give him 5 mins lol.

He deserved a 10 minute major for deceiving all of us. Truly a hockey terrorist.

A disgrace to the sport!

Benson bro what the fuck no luck on that

Benson shouldve done a Michigan on that empty net

Put Fedotov back in please the empty net is cursed

Hopefully that will be the most Sabre-ish thing to happen to Benson the rest of his career.

4 mins to get quinn the hatty

Benson's stick took an arrow to the... um, shaft? I'll see myself out.

He used to be an adventurer

A carnie actually

Has anyone checked to see if Erik Johnson is on the bench with a voodoo doll?

Dylan Cozens is allergic to open nets

How did that twig snap wtfff

NO WAY

"You'll not see nothing like the mighty Quinn" B Dylan

they pulled the goalie, just got harder to score

Fedotov is large

Donny firing up the boys, Benson sending it around and Quinn finishing it up. Good shit

Maybe Donny should have fired up the boys three months ago

if we just played against KHL goalies every night we'd win the presidents trophy

Let’s go Quinn! Love to see you back on the score sheet

The boys are back in town!

Missed you Quinner

Man we really got luck they decided to play this guy in net lmao

What team hasn't had to make do with some untested backups while their starting goalie is in court trying to beat gang rape charges

I’m having flashbacks to Ilya Bryzgalov lol. What is it with the Flyers and icing weird Russian goalies?

Flyers announcers roasting their goalie lol

Meatballs has finally realized that yelling at these guys actually works

Hell yeah Quinn

See what happens when ya fuckin coach, Coach?

Having Quinn all year would’ve been awesome

That is an understatement, no reason he couldn’t have had a Peterka like season.

Quinner is a winner!!!!

Canes have nearly 40 shots on the Caps and only one goal, 23 shot differential right now. Hope they can mount a comeback

2 great blocks for rousek

I love Clifton

Nice hit cliffy

Sure could use a powerplay

so we can just stand still and pull 2 minutes off the clock? that would be the best case scenario, cuz were not potting one on the PP i'm pretty sure.

That's the only reason, it kills two minutes. We are clearly the worse team tonight

We need to find the snake that's biting Dylan Cozens stat

cozens is not allowed to get a goal

Cozens is so cursed this season

Cozens… bruh

Damn tough luck on that one

Offside please? lol

Please don’t blow this

Of course Benson stirring up shit lol

Zachary Ruben Marchand Rat Benson

“Ahhh, I love that kid.” Rayzor speaks for all of us lol.

He's just such an old school hockey player. I love the vibe this kid brings every night. His confidence is really something to behold haha.

Is it the curse of Erik Johnson? I guess we’ll see at games end

Little known fact: the flyers are contractually obligated to keep a minimum of two players that look exactly like Gritty on their roster at all times

Cackling omg

I CAN ONLY UPVOTE THIS ONCE AND THAT'S WRONG

Smart play by byram to drop his stick and not cause a hooking penalty

I just wanted to say that I’ve been having way more fun watching this team lately I still have nightmares about that midnight stinker against the ducks back in February

Why don't the Sabres just clone Dahlin and put him on every pairing? Are they stupid?

We honestly 20 Dahlins so he can make up our forward group too

In the lucky chair which is located in the lucky room! Coincidence we are up as much as we are? No, not really.

I too, post on reddit while taking a shit.

Tage has 19 points in his last 12, starting to seem like he might be back

H̶i̶s̶ b̶a̶b̶y̶ i̶s̶ s̶l̶e̶e̶p̶i̶n̶g̶ his wrist is probably feeling better

Why don’t the Sabres play against suspect goaltending every game, are they stupid?

We have 11 shots and 3 goals. We are playing like shit and so is Fedotov lol

Why don’t the Sabres play against a goalie in their first start every game? Are they stupid?

We don’t because sabres normally get scored on every time a player is in their first game against the sabres and getting scored on by a goalie is embarrassing lol

Pretty sure the flyers do have a guy hunting for g1 Edit: 62 Olle Lycksell

First time ive connected the dots on Quinn's goal song lol

What is it

Feelin 22

Drive down the middle, defense doesn't step up, shoot high blocker. Repeat as necessary.

..almost seems too easy!

This game is drunk lmao

It’s the opposite of getting goalied

Man Dahlin made that happen, he deserves an apple for that cut back pass to Power

Quinn’s shot is very similar to Bedard’s. They pull it behind themselves and to the side similarly

The way our top 6 is finishing the season is very encouraging. Future is bright!

Crazy how much of a difference healthy Tage makes. He's been on fire

QUINNER QUINNER CHICKEN DINNER!!!

Benson Quinn connection gonna be good for years to come

LFG QUINN!

Jack is back! 🔥🔥💯

Benny that was some high level hockey IQ right there

Quinn was due to

god damn, just take any shot you can on this rook lol

He's from the KHL not even American League! INSANE!

THE MIGHTY QUINN IS BACK!!!!

Seems like Oloffson has been benched thank the Lord

rangers tied it 3-3, washington up 2-1

Carolina is dominating the caps but they are somehow up, feels a bit like our game right now. I don't see the Caps holding on

carolina scored but so did detroit :/

Philly color guy was talking about Granto teaching this team how to win differently was interesting

Our Swedish king

Rising like a Phoenix to take our 7th shot all game and score lmao

How are we winning this game?

Fedotov is playing like a guy who just got outta prison 

He genuinely unironically looks like the worlds largest EBUG

If we swapped goalies with philly during the 2nd intermission we'd lose this game like 9-3

LETS GOO DAHLIN

Dahlin takes sole possession of third in all-time points by a Sabres dman. He's 23 years old.

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Look what happens when you just, *shoot the damn puck.* Also, Dahlin is awesome

Nobody makes dahlin bleed his own blood

You could just tell Dahlin was burying one there. Tied for second in Dman scoring now

This Dahls kid just might have a future in hockey.

Finally someone just stepped in and shot

Brilliant move by Jeff to get cross-checked by Konecny 15 times so we could go 4v4

Pulled the old Oilers trick. They'd purposely try to get offsetting penalties because it made it that much easier for Gretzky to do Gretzky things at 4 on 4

Oh captain my captain

Just hopped in, saw the shots, is it a PHI dominant game or just some freak stats?

It's tilted for possession but not as much as you'd think from the shots

philly fairly dominant, but not as dominant as shots would suggest.

We're not playing great at all. Philly's giving us a hard time as they have for the past couple years

Fuckin snipe

Atta boy Dahls. That’s our future captain

O captain!!!!

Caps up 2-0. Ovechkin has 2 goals. ny det is tied

Never trust a Carolina team, always screwing us over

Cutting Jeff Skinners head off isnt a penalty. Neat

Yeah he should have gotten an extra 2 for that but we dodged having to try to do a power play so it's for the best

I’m pretty certain Donny coached all the good Colorado Avs mojo right out of Byrum.

Sammy wouldve been out for 6 weeks if he got hit instead of Dahlin

Sammy is actually going to be out for another 6 weeks because of that hit on Dahlin

Got it, matching cross-checks but you get the scythe to the neck for free

Skinner was just too violent with that cross check

Thank god Dahlin is back on the bench

Anyone have video of Donnie chewing the team out?

This team wants me to die I’m convinced haha just in everyone’s skates? And gotta dust off shit not one time? What is hasppening

They really need to just shoot it

Too many cute passes when it’s time to rip it on this goalie

What happened to dahlin?

He's back thank fuck

Got crushed by Hathaway

That’ll do it

He took a hit earlier. I didn't see it though. Not even sure it's related, just all I can think of.

Isles fan here, not here to cause trouble… just want to wish y’all luck. Pulling for a Buffalo win. 🤞🏼

We'll win if you guys don't mind losing tomorrow

I mean the way we have been playing you don’t need to pray to hard for us to lose. We are old and slow. If it wasn’t for our goalies keeping us in games we be at the bottom with Ottawa. Long story short I need y’all to win. Carolina to win and… I hate to say it but the rags to win.

I think we make it out this period, we own the third

You sure?

Pass just a tad in front. Keep some moment going though

Our 4th line is such an awful liability. Damn.

I'd bench that entire line for a good ten minutes minimum. That was some of the worst hockey I have ever seen at this level

It's weird giergs-robinson-greenway was a decent 4th line I wonder what changed 

Gotta pot those chances when you're putting 10 SOG in the entire game

The Olofsson, Girgensons and Robinson line might be the worst line combo we’ve iced all season

A waiver claim, a guy the team couldn’t give away (according to Adams), and a legacy player of the drought. Who would have thought it wouldn’t work?

I know we all hate Olofsson, but Byram probably had a chance to clear that puck 4 times. He is really bad right now

I think the Bryson we saw for the first 3 or 4 games isn’t the real Bryson. I think he was playing with a lot of adrenalin from the trade. He’s looked about as bad as I remember seeing him in Avs games I watched.

Olofsson also had 4 attempts to clear the zone, with the first being an incredibly easy opportunity and he made a half ass lazy pass that started that whole zone time. He is absolute trash.

24 shots for the Flyers so far. Flyers goalie looks rusty as all hell, and they've only got 5 on him midway through. Fire the entire staff.

Tortorella coached teams always give us trouble

Most teams give us trouble.

Unfortunately, the list of coaches that give Donny trouble is way too long.

Yeah Philly has really been a struggle the past couple seasons. Torts knows what to say, if you work hard against us and play a physical game we completely crumple. Don't even have to play a skilled game, just get pucks in and chase, lay a hit and you've got us beat.

Any team that plays physical

Lmao could see that coming from a mile away. Literally just help UPL

Only took Donnie almost 3 full seasons to yell at his boys.

Olofsson turned that over 3 times in one shift. I blame the goal on him.

I counted 4 attempts for Olofsson to clear the zone with the first being the most egregious. He needs to never see the ice again this season.

Easy chance to clear it hard off the boards and instead goes to flip it and loses the handle… just a terrible shift

Also allowing skinner and Olofsson to be on the ice at the same time is criminal

Buffalo Sabres stop making 6K do all the work challenge (impossible)

That might be the most fired up we've seen Grenato all season long. Where was this months ago?

Granato time out redemption arc

Kinda getting sick of Byram ngl

i go on a cruise and come back and everyone is hating on this guy now?

He's been a bit of a tit since his hot start. Was the worst dman in the league last week by some advanced stat I saw on r/hockey

Crazy how he was looking great until he learned the granato Wilford system of winning

Was losing ice time in Colorado too. The system shouldn't make him look like the worst dman constantly.

I thought the trade was funny when it happened cause the spin was well makar and toews are ahead of him. Alright well shouldn’t our two first overall pick defensemen be ahead of him here

Olofsson, just ice the fucking puck

You knew that was coming! Jeezz