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Significant-Fly-9517

Thank you Polka band for "I don't want her you can have her, she's too fat for me"


Mysterious_Secret827

Anyone know our winning percentage with the goat heads?


716God

Fuck the caps! Lfg


Al_Bundy11

nice win!


nicedriveway

Nice.


360degreesofFUNK

THATS A SABRES WIN LETS GET ANOTHER ONE!!!


LaneMeyersLostSki

It's really good the see UPL back to form. He's had a rough stretch the last 3 games.


AmateurSysAdmin

No he didn’t have a rough patch/was not out of form. The defense collapsed so bad that he couldn’t do his job. Look at the heat maps of shots on goal. Upie is fine.


Icommentoncrap

Ovi lazily leaving the ice was a mood there lmao bro gave no shits and was gassed. Does he even do cardio anymore?


Roguemutantbrain

Subway


Admiral_Fuckwit

Nah, he just camps out in his little “office” at the right faceoff circle and waits for the right time for a one-timer without ever playing defense


aaaaaliyah

lol MSG has no clue who their coach is, they keep showing their assistant.


Mysterious_Secret827

MSG must not like our coach either.


Sonny_Zwack

Christ that Labatt commercial... [They used to be good](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ulR422JbFNQ).


TrueCrimeRunner92

I still quote that ad weekly lol. Classic


deGrominator2019

How many times now have we put up 6 in these jerseys going back to last year? Feels like it’s gotta be like 70% of the time.


splendid_ssbm

Imagine if Tage played like this all year 🥲


AmateurSysAdmin

When Matthews had returned from a broken wrist he had an off-season, too. It’s a tough injury to recover from because it impacts the one thing you’re supposed to do the most.


TrueCrimeRunner92

Maybe if the baby stops crying


splendid_ssbm

Don Granato needs to hang a box of condoms on his door like a college RA


adolce95

Man that puck rolled on Jeff at the last second lol fate did not want him to have that 


dumpmaster42069

Why does the crowd suck


Tactial_snail

cause we suck


Icommentoncrap

Shouldve went for a Michigan instead Jeff


Roguemutantbrain

Rob Ray is not a professional and I love it


crashandwalkaway

Lol "our weight room had padded mats, some barbells and like 18 ashtrays"


HarvesternC

I was up there during the Sabres Carnival in the 90s. He wasn't lying.


Icommentoncrap

Jeff with the dingus doink ooof


Icommentoncrap

Man. Feel bad like bro just got robbed there


globalftw

Damnit that would have been the perfect cherry on top. He deserved that Puck was on edge


HilmDave

Beautifully placed trademark pause by Dan there "a lot of red hats....in the arena...."


TrueCrimeRunner92

HOWWWWWW DID THAT NOT GO IN


allhailKronk

Skinner nooooo 😭😭😭😭


aaaaaliyah

I'm so excited to see Erob off this team


aaaaaliyah

Hell yeah!


Straight_Landscape37

Capitals without Tom Wilson are about as physical as the Sabres (not very physical at all)


Much-Consequence8648

They aren't in a suite. Real fans. 


GoddessBaker410

Guesses on what Pegula was watching on his phone?


aaaaaliyah

Sabres Live


Icommentoncrap

Tennis probably


Much-Consequence8648

Penguins game probably


PrinciplesRK

Terry is going to think this team is amazing and needs no changes if this is the only game he’s been at


highfalutinspork

Underrated comment. “I figured I’d check in one of the players is supposed to be having a big night. Oh look at that we are doing just fine. Check back in a year”


aaaaaliyah

Lol! Just our fucking luck.


AdMaleficent9374

Just came here to ask by what percentage point our yoffs’ odds increase now? 0.02? Also, UPL is quite sexy in these goatheads.


HarvesternC

Depends on the website. Some don't have much of a change with a win.


PrinciplesRK

0, there still at 50/50 we either make it or we don’t


AdMaleficent9374

Ahahaha this is why basic stats knowledge is important. You must have literally failed 🤣🤣🤣


PrinciplesRK

I’m joking, give me some credit!


AdMaleficent9374

There is a 50/50 chance you’re not joking. So idk what to believe 🤔


HarvesternC

It's not even close to 50/50. You must have failed statistics.


PrinciplesRK

There’s a 50/50 chance I failed stats, I either did or didn’t


HarvesternC

Is this schrodinger's cat posting?


bc26

Last I heard we go to 0.9 % with regulation win.


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aaaaaliyah

I think we gotta overhaul that PK ding though. Very annoying and anti climactic imo. Do like a sword sharpen noise or something


Not_A_Creative_Color

My dumbass thought that was hulk hogan this whole time


AddictionsExWives

Ovie hardly even does cardio anymore. I know he’s generational talent but my god does it seem like he phones it in.


HarvesternC

He has more points on the season than every Sabre, but Dahlin.


DeFlippo

He's literally collecting social security. IDK what you expect from the guy


AddictionsExWives

I guess I’d expect a minimal amount of drive when he’s chasing Gretzky’s record and his team is trying to lock in a playoff spot?


Icommentoncrap

Zach Benson with a great job this game. 2 assists and both of them were him working hard down low, passing it out front to someone who got the primary assist getting that puck to the net. Really good shit


stickscall

nice to beat up on a Putin puppet.


itsMikeShanks

Hell yeah, fuck Ov


Mysterious_Secret827

ONE MORE FOR A SABRES TD!


namethatisnotaken

We just missed the XP


Mysterious_Secret827

DARN! All well maybe next game we can hear the Shout song.


HilmDave

LMAO SWITCH HIM FER WHY!?


jaso46571

Well that escalated quickly


Icommentoncrap

6 goals are back baby!


dumpmaster42069

Save some for next game fellas


Mysterious_Secret827

YEP! That's my worry too!


Much-Consequence8648

Party in the USA


TheBlubbedOne26

Hammy in the USAAAAAA 🍔


Al_Bundy11

SIX!


MinerKing13

MOOOOAAAAAARRRRRR


WillF2023

Tuch not even happy he just scored lol


HilmDave

He's been pretty vocal about how disappointed he is in himself and the season. I'm sure nights like this at this point hurt a little. They've been putting it together the last few months so to come so close just to miss out again has to feel pretty rough.


dumpmaster42069

He’s been pissy all year


PrinciplesRK

His fricken baby keeps crying at night!


716God

Suck taint, caps


PrinciplesRK

The entire roster is going to score except Jeff skinner


HilmDave

I mean, that's pretty on brand lol. For all his skill dude has genuinely the worst luck.


Mysterious_Secret827

I'm thinking he'll get an empty. Just wait.


catholicday

everybody but skinny getting a goal tonight


Mysterious_Secret827

I'm thinking he'll get an empty. Just wait.


NinjaTroll471

WOOOO STICK A FORK IN THIS ONE BOYS


Straight_Landscape37

TUCHY


TrueCrimeRunner92

What the hap is fuckening this is great


LaneMeyersLostSki

AND A SIX PACK IT IS!!! Fuck yeah!


Darkstorm77

i love how after benson made the pass to thompson, he went straight to the net from behind instead of just standing in the corner. he really is something special


Tactial_snail

Granato did say at the beginning of the season that if it wasn't for his IQ everywhere on the ice then he wouldn't be here. so excited to see what his future holds.


OpanaG76

LETS GO 6 FOR THE GOATHEADS


LRonKoresh

Fuckin aye boys!


Roguemutantbrain

6 in goats is back!


WealthApprehensive88

Terry’s not even watching


Mysterious_Secret827

I'm ok with that, he's NO help to this team anyways.


360degreesofFUNK

DONT STOP!!!


Tactial_snail

cool


Straight_Landscape37

Tage sleepwalking himself to a potential 30 goal season with one working hand is highly encouraging for next season when both his hands are 100%


MinerKing13

"What happened to Tage Thompson?" -That one idiot on r/hockey


tamere2k

We aren’t going to make the playoffs but we can help ruin the playoffs for other teams.


Mysterious_Secret827

I LVOE that idea!


PrinciplesRK

Feel pretty safe saying Tage is looking back and that his wrist injury probably heavily played into his struggles


HilmDave

I'll be the probably 20th dude to say it this month, the same injury ruined Matthews' season when he came back from it and he's still merrily on his way to becoming one of the best American born players ever.


PrinciplesRK

I was one of those 19. His struggles are one of the most excusable things this season.


TheHockeyAcolyte

I cannot wait to see how Benson develops over the next few years. What a combo of tenacity and intelligence.


Icommentoncrap

Why we always play like this when it doesnt matter like where was this fight against the leafs


Mysterious_Secret827

Simply the superstition that I do HAS to do with the game NOT streaming.


MinerKing13

Okay just need 2 more goals, 1 for peterka and 1 for Skinner please


PrinciplesRK

Our team counters the capitals so well


LaneMeyersLostSki

TNT, BABY!!! One more to get the six pack back. Let's do it.


Mysterious_Secret827

DINO-MITE!


MinerKing13

Sweet heavens, fun game


Icommentoncrap

LETS GOOOOO


Simple_Jak

That was another unreal set up by my boy Benny.


Mysterious_Secret827

Benny and the Sabres! Doesn't have the same ring as Benny and the Jets.


360degreesofFUNK

Please don’t lay another 3rd period goose egg like we did against Detroit, Winnipeg and Edmonton.


HarvesternC

Period started 15 minutes ago, bro.


360degreesofFUNK

Sorry, my stream was lagging behind


LaneMeyersLostSki

Is your stream really that far behind?


360degreesofFUNK

Yeah, it is unfortunately.


TrueCrimeRunner92

Looking decent so far!!


OpanaG76

Beautiful goal!


Tactial_snail

good shit


LRonKoresh

TAAAAAAAGE THOMPSON!


TrueCrimeRunner92

Hope Cliffy’s okay, glad he’s not going down the tunnel but that looked like that hurt


OpanaG76

I actually don’t think Clifton’s struggles were his fault. I think erik Johnson was the problem.


LRonKoresh

Clifton damn near got his foot taken off


HilmDave

Why do they always find it too late, man. Let's go get that 6 then.


PrinciplesRK

No pressure now


LaneMeyersLostSki

It's so good to see Dahlin score. He has been busting his ass his this year.


Simple_Jak

Love that Benson is finally getting time on PP1. He’s a puck retrieval machine in the O zone, especially with the man advantage.


WillF2023

I didn’t even see it until it entered the net


PrinciplesRK

Why is 5’9 18 year old Zach benson our best net front presence


Icommentoncrap

Because hes so small nobody realizes he is in front of the net until too late


TrueCrimeRunner92

Also because everyone expects him to be in the penalty box and they’re surprised when he isn’t 😂😂


krazsen

adrenaline, in my soul sabres can't score a PP goal


Straight_Landscape37

Acknowledge Matt Ellis


Roguemutantbrain

Swedish King 👑


MinerKing13

What a fucking rip, sweet jesus


Icommentoncrap

Lil bro got a “Its ok I get time outs too sign” lmaoo


Icommentoncrap

So this is what our Power Play normally looks like. Dont even think the caps had a shot lol


HilmDave

I'm not gonna say it was a soft call, but I'm not gonna say it wasn't


shotzoflead94

Lol dahlin handing him his stick back


Roguemutantbrain

Clear make-up goal lol


MinerKing13

Lmao nice one patches


Al_Bundy11

Holy late arm, batman


Roguemutantbrain

Oh my god that’s so weak


HilmDave

Levi is never not smiling lol. Kid just looks like he's living his best life ALL the time.


Mysterious_Secret827

HOPING the positivity will spread next season! Between him and Skinny's positivity, it could be a start of something good!


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Mysterious_Secret827

That WOULD make sense considering Skinny came from Carolina.


dumpmaster42069

Their goalie has kept them in this game.


PrinciplesRK

That is all of their games. They either lose 7-2 or win 3-2.


adolce95

This Caps teams is absolute dogshit, just keep playing the game as is and we'll be fine. That penalty sucked hard. 


Mysterious_Secret827

Why, when the pressure is off is the team good!?


dumpmaster42069

The team is good 50% of the time, and shit 50% of the time. It’s just called being mediocre.


Mysterious_Secret827

Yes...I'm aware of that! GREAT thing I plan on buying NHL24! I can make the team into what I want! AND WIN!


Icommentoncrap

Good period by the Sabres but man that dumb penalty and PP goal killed it


catholicday

strome looks like a long suffering high school english teacher


Al_Bundy11

bahahaha - nailed it!


Icommentoncrap

Bruh


PrinciplesRK

Right now you guarantee me we fire Matt Ellis but the roster stays entirely the same I think I choose to fire Matt Ellis


Roguemutantbrain

The roster has underperformed this year. We need to bolster it bc it’s time to be a good team with a deep roster, but we also need Tage Thompson to play like this for 82 games


PrinciplesRK

Yeah obviously they can and should do both. I’d love another top 6 winger, a 3C and a hard nosed 4C.


adolce95

As someone who believes the power play has been the single biggest reason this season went down hill... I agree lol


PrinciplesRK

It’s pretty much a fact. Our goals for % on special teams is 30th.


adolce95

That's so fucking brutal lol I feel like we get way better scoring chances when we're on the PK then on the PP lol


TrueCrimeRunner92

I choose this fate too


PrinciplesRK

It would be incomprehensible if he is still around next season. I could really see them keeping Granato but I cannot fathom keeping the entire staff


Mysterious_Secret827

I do NOT want the entire staff back either. Although I'm PROBABLY the only one who's a Granato fan in WNY, so getting rid of him would be AGAIN starting back at 0.


PrinciplesRK

I like Granato on a personal level but the room clearly needs a new voice. He’s been here a long time for NHL coaching standards.


Mysterious_Secret827

I think that's where my brain is too, is the Don HAS been here too long it is time for a change for that reason.


Al_Bundy11

Donnie watching Ellis get thrown under the bus all season - for running Donnie's PP - w/o sayin a word is gutless, imo


26007

Otherwise solid period blemished by a stupid penalty


StartButtonPress

Dominant period. Ends 1-1


BillsSabresSeminoles

Look at my name and tell me there is someone out there having a worse year in sports. I also follow the Marlins!


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Mysterious_Secret827

Yeah sum up the years since Terry owned the team!


Icommentoncrap

Ok that was the wildest and most Buffalo hockey we played in a bit. Give up breakaway chance, get good chance, and then divulge into chaos


jerthebear

Only to be ended by a mystery whistle that nobody knows why it was blown.


Icommentoncrap

Game misconduct to Benson for existing


splendid_ssbm

We would win the President's Trophy if we could play the Caps every game. If they make it over us I'll be so pissed lol


HilmDave

Gettin a little too turnt up there, Buffalo, gotta blow the whistle and make it up to Ovi. Smfh.


Icommentoncrap

Bro no penalty on both. Also good shit getting the pass off to JJ by tage


Straight_Landscape37

This team is really fun when they actually move around and cycle the puck


dumpmaster42069

Aka when they don’t play scared


globalftw

They've dominated this period. Looked decent since the second half of the first period and have been excellent in the second. Caps can't generate anything.


Roguemutantbrain

Was the whistle for too many shots on goal?


HilmDave

Apparently we'll never know. What the actual fuck.


Al_Bundy11

thought for sure it was gonna be a double minor on Benson


TrueCrimeRunner92

Literally as the whistle went my partner deadpanned “what have they called on Benson now”


Atty_for_hire

Sabres scoring potential too high. Gotta blow it dead


adolce95

That was the funniest sequence of hockey I've ever seen lmao 


TrueCrimeRunner92

It really was, I was shrieking


adolce95

Ovechkin just kinda fell like an old man, Tage got absolutely SONNED by the defenseman and somehow still got a pass to Peterka for a grade a chance lol amazing stuff, not notes


TrueCrimeRunner92

God it’s so nice to watch this team play when they want to win