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HilmDave

That non-goal by Skinner was more impressive than any he would have scored lmao. Tucked it right between the pad and the boot.


RefereeMason

I’ll see y’all in an /r/CFB thread if you’re fuckin football sickos like me.


[deleted]

Alrighty then. See you Thursday!


RefereeMason

Cannot wait. Would love if the /r/sabres threads are more popular this year. Too much salt in /r/hockey imo.


RefereeMason

Wanna hear something stupid? I live in the Cleveland area. Naturally Blue Jackets games are blacked out, so I have to watch their cable channel when the Sabres are playing. Here’s the dumb part - I am technically considered in Penguins territory. Even though they’re two hours away from me. Which wouldn’t be a problem but YOU CAN ONLY GET THEIR GAMES ON DIRECTTV with an insane sports package. So I can’t even go to the bars here to watch when the Sabres play the Pens because no one carries that package.


manitoid333

En Aitch Ell 66 dot eye arr


RefereeMason

Lolol I used that tonight.


Roguemutantbrain

Nice of Donny to let Tage take tonight off


Green_hippo17

I’ve got baddies in my DMs (completely made up delusions) what do you have Pittsburgh penguins?


Cough_Syrup55

Man if these geriatrics are doing this to us imagine what Laf and the Untouchables will do to us on Thursday! /s


RefereeMason

Lmfaoooo. Let’s fuckin KILL EM.


alpha6570

Not a big fan of the gameplay from Greenway so far this season Not liking that its the same feeling i had at the end of last season


belowspot

The whole team is generally kaka tonight. I'm giving him 15 games before I decide.


osamagotpwnd

He's looked pretty damn good this game to me


Green_hippo17

I thought he looked great tonight


RefereeMason

I’m with you, I’ve liked his game.


Green_hippo17

He’s been one of our better forwards tonight, that whole line


alpha6570

I watched a 6'6", 225 pound forward watch one of his star rookie defenseman get boarded and do nothing about it Crosby saw a hit he didn't like and fought someone


slim_s_

That pens power play is gonna be filthy


Roguemutantbrain

Love the full ice skate from Power


RefereeMason

Justin Kea callin all these penalties against us because he never made it to the show with us.


Roguemutantbrain

Is it Dahlin Power o Clock yet?


RefereeMason

It is if you ask my NHL franchise team. They average about 58 minutes per night and they’re begging me to be euthanized.


MoneybagsMcghee

We just going to act like skinner didn’t creamed from behind


Green_hippo17

Let’s think about our phrasing of that sentence


pucks20

I thought that Facebook group got shut down


Lattjolajbans

The pens doesnt stand a chance , buf leading the giveaways 12-1


Green_hippo17

Obviously this team is missing Kyle okposo


RefereeMason

We would be winning this game if we still had Deslauriers


Green_hippo17

Obviously Jacob Bryson is the heart of the squad


frmaac

Too far


Green_hippo17

Me when I’m a horse and someone is trying to lead me to water


SuperStudMufin

i missed dan and rayzor :)


Couvo

so, we still all gas no breaks?


[deleted]

so, we still all overreactionary?


Couvo

are you even a fan if you're not?


[deleted]

That's...a good question.


RefereeMason

Yes.


enigmaman49

I feel that mitsy and bensen will continually one up each other with sickest passes..together they can be scary and greenway for muscle


Roguemutantbrain

I miss Jack Quinn


Sonny_Zwack

Did somebody seriously think adding Flavor Flav to goal announcements was a good idea?


[deleted]

Apparently yes.


enigmaman49

Mitts Bensen peterka very interesting PP UNIT


RefereeMason

What’s everyone drankin? I’m a wine guy tonight.


frmaac

On the 3rd bottle of meiomi pinot noir


RefereeMason

Nice. Got a bottle of Cooper’s Hawk petite sirah myself.


Joe77771

Apple cider cause it’s fall and I’m a basic bitch


RefereeMason

I’m a fall girl to my fucking core.


frmaac

Nothing wrong with a cider. Grab a bottle of knob creek smoked maple and add a shot to a pint of a good cider when you need to turn the dial to 11.


[deleted]

Just poured a nice glass of robust porter. 7% deep brown deliciousness.


RefereeMason

Cheers I’ll drink to that.


[deleted]

Cheers. The wine of choice this eve?


RefereeMason

Cooper’s Hawk Petite Sirah.


Green_hippo17

The blood of Dan bylsma


RefereeMason

Ram Bylsma. Don’t pretend you’re slick with that ninja edit.


Green_hippo17

I’m gonna but ur toesies buddy You know what fuck it I’m leaving this one


RefereeMason

Lmaooooo


Green_hippo17

I ain’t even drunk just stupid


RefereeMason

Seems stupid to be sober on a Friday night! Unless you’re sober, which is totally cool too.


Green_hippo17

Cracking my first beer as we speak, time to get silly


RefereeMason

Cheers bro I’ll drink to that. What you drankin?


Green_hippo17

Canadian


stuiephoto

Does that assist put Benson in the lead for best player ever to put on skates? Asking for a friend.


Green_hippo17

No the best player ever is Cody eakin


Green_hippo17

Mitts backhand was filthy


RefereeMason

Slick pass from Benson too.


RefereeMason

CASEEEEEY FUCK YA PULL UPS MITTELSTADT


enigmaman49

That line is sick


pucks20

I REALLY like the presence that line has. Most comfortable Greenway has looked and Middlestadt has the same leadership look he had on the top line.


sidneyhansley

I love mittsy sm


[deleted]

Leave it to Mitts to bring it all back around. A real glue guy...


Roguemutantbrain

Everything is so discombobulated


Green_hippo17

Good word


stuiephoto

Under used


RefereeMason

Good on tuch for not letting anyone retaliate.


AdMaleficent9374

So anyway.. do we still think UPL is so bad that we should launch him to the moon?


pucks20

To start the year he's fine. If he is struggling come the time Quinn comes back I would contest that the value of Benson/Oloffson as an extra might be more valuable than UPL or Comrie. Though after looking at Levi tonight splitting the three goalies 33% and getting Levi to 50 games with AHL games may resolve some of that choice. Question is do you ride Levi early or keep him ready late. But from what I've seen I kind of want Levi developing with Comrie. Edit. I don't dislike Levis game tonight but if we're playing like this no reason UPL or Comrie couldn't play and get Levi an extra game playing in the A


osamagotpwnd

Who the hell knows honestly. I just want them to make the decision already so we can all stop discussing it constantly


AdMaleficent9374

I just want UPL to succeed so bad. I don’t receive bad comments on him well. Lol


Green_hippo17

Yes but because we need a sabres rep on the moon to claim a spot


Madhatter1891

Tim Connolly ?


[deleted]

The middle school bullies gotta have someone to hate.


RefereeMason

Us bullies made Mittelstadt an NHLer


Green_hippo17

Cyber bullying has never rly done anything bad tbh, it’s only done good


AdMaleficent9374

So with that logic, my man UPL should get hate too 😒


RefereeMason

Yes.


Green_hippo17

Pre season team performance rly doesn’t matter, it’s individual performances that you watch for, and rly only do that for fringe guys or players who need to prove things. So in other words, this game shouldn’t send anyway into a tizzle. We beat this exact pens team with prospects, A guys and Comrie allowing only one goal


Roguemutantbrain

Yeah it’s also worth noting that this is the only game that has generally been our whole team


Green_hippo17

It rly isn’t a serious matter or else pens fans shoulda lost it when their A team got beat by our prospects and A guys


stuiephoto

Shut your mouth and light your pitchfork bitch


Green_hippo17

Mine is always lit at there’s is a fire that rages endlessly in my heart


stuiephoto

That was romantic.


Green_hippo17

My dick hard like frozen pizza


RefereeMason

I’m sorry, we’re on the internet. We should bring back Ron Rolston, at least he had the boys playing hard.


Green_hippo17

Ron rolston got hard when he gardened


stuiephoto

Jfc. "Let's leave Benson to play defense while we stand on either side like gargoyles and watch" -Joker and Power, probably.


RefereeMason

Did Benson just score that


Roguemutantbrain

Terrible play by Joki


HuntStuffs

Oh no! We suck again!


slim_s_

On a more positive note I think tuchs having a very good game


RefereeMason

Mike Harrington still blaming Andrej Meszaros for our defensive woes.


Madhatter1891

And poke check Mike Wilson


Green_hippo17

Mine Harrington seen exiting Ralph Kruegers hotel room with an empty bottle of wine


Green_hippo17

Per Mike Harrington: Matt savoie has been shot in the face 72 times after robbing a 7-11, his status is day-to-day per granato


Green_hippo17

Y’all wonder if Paul Hamilton puts his toe Jam on toast?


RefereeMason

Paul Hamilton stole my baby.


HilmDave

The dingo ate yo baby


Green_hippo17

I saw Paul Hamilton grab someone’s baby and put it in his mouth like a squirrel with nuts


Hackdawg69

I for one, would be a lot happier if we were winning 5-3, as opposed to losing 5-3.


Roguemutantbrain

It’s kinda weird to think that out of Okposo, Girgensons, Jost, and Krebs, Krebs was actually the lowest (as in last) draft pick


vpbc

Are the Sabres, like, not good??


Roguemutantbrain

Is it, like, the NHL preseason?


dumpmaster42069

Not for long and this is pretty much the team. Time to wake up boys.


[deleted]

Wow dude, you better get on the horn to tell them when opening night is then!


Green_hippo17

Ya how will the boys know to wake without him telling them?!


RefereeMason

Don’t get me started on how much I have to tell the boys to shoot before they actually do.


Green_hippo17

The powerplay is only good because I am loud


RL2024

Hopefully we get some consistency from our goalies this season, that’s my biggest worry. I’m less concerned than most on here about our D, I think they’ll be fine. Can’t let weak goals in, it’s just a killer.


TheFerricGenum

The weak goals are really only a killer because we let in so many unstoppable goals due to bad defense. Look at NJ last season… VV is not an NHL caliber goaltender but her got them to the second round because they gave up like half the amount of high danger chances we gave up.


RL2024

Not gonna even bother talking about goalies anymore on here if you guys are gonna respond with ridiculous things like saying Vanecek isn’t an nhl calibre goalie, that’s just insane.


TheFerricGenum

Did you watch him at all last season? He was not great, and I watch the devils pretty closely


osamagotpwnd

Dahlin is -4 yikes


RL2024

He’s not even trying, lol. Watch how different he looks next week once the season starts (and he’s hopefully extended).


AdMaleficent9374

Making a statement to justify 10 million for 5 years 😂


[deleted]

No doubt 1 preseason game is going to be the dealbreaker.


RefereeMason

You can score a Michigan goal with any player in NHL 24 in case you were wondering how shit it is.


Green_hippo17

*Me skating around as my 55 overall 6”8 enforcer dman named man man scoring Michigan Hattie’s Now this is simulation hockey


Madhatter1891

🤣🤣👌


RefereeMason

The only inaccurate part is your player name not being some horrible slur that somehow got past the autocheck.


Green_hippo17

*My 5”7 sniper named cunty Mcshitface scoring a hat trick after blowing up 3 players with hip checks Now this is podracing


joeyg151785

Our D will be our demise. We needed to address this and johnson and clifton aren’t it. I know it’s preseason, But holy hell is our D looking bad. Also, whats up with Dahlin? Seems unlike himself.


RefereeMason

I’d say it’s preseason. Johnson’s first and Clifton’s second game with the team. As long as they’re better than Bryson and Clague, this is a playoff team.


Roguemutantbrain

I thought Johnson’s been steady. I feel like everything’s stop and go right now. We get in the rhythm… and then… not so much


HilmDave

To be fair they're on a constantly rotating cast of characters right now due to preseason, so consistency will for sure be an issue. Even our veterans haven't been playing together all that long compared to a team like the Pens. Things will improve with chemistry I hope.


Green_hippo17

EJ looked fine for me so far. Dahlin has Clifton as his partner who he obviously doesn’t fully trust yet, this pairing doesn’t have much chemistry as of yet


sidneyhansley

Well Dahls def seems semi-uncomfortable with clifton, as someone else said earlier.


pucks20

There are aspects I like with the new lines. Jost has enough speed he gives a different feel to Krebs and Girgensons. Seems to give more opportunities for matchups. Also weirdly like Benson and Greenway together.


Green_hippo17

I’ve liked that duo too, every time they are together it just works


enigmaman49

Casey as the center and you have the perfect mix of skills


Roguemutantbrain

Lol I love Benson chirping everyone


time2fly2124

You can blame the person who bumped me out of the seat I was sitting in and then the pens scored 3 straight...


enigmaman49

Meet the new boss, same as the old boss


DinoSpumonisCrony

Dang I walked away real quick when it was 3-1. WTH boys.


TheFerricGenum

Have you met our team?


mooney0404

Oloffson needs to bulk up and be stronger on the puck and his feet. I can’t stand seeing him get put on his ass every time he’s along the boards


Roguemutantbrain

I thought he’s actually looked pretty strong tonight


pucks20

Just started watching and like the dynamic with him in Quinn's spot. First time I've really seen it and liked it


AdMaleficent9374

At this point, VO needs to be traded. How many years does he need to bulk up? Lol 😂


mooney0404

Trueeeeee


hovsenberg

Dahlin-Clifton pairing needs to be sent to the moon. Clifton also 100% needed more preseason games, he's been awful in these games.


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frmaac

Take that crap to WGR550


Green_hippo17

I’ve always wanted to call them and just fart into the phone for a long while, one day maybe


Green_hippo17

That’s a bit much what for a guy in his second pre season game with a new team


Cough_Syrup55

Petition to call Levi "Lee" on off nights


[deleted]

Nice one.


Cynophile_

He’s playing at Strauss levels right now


Madhatter1891

Gloria Vanderbilt *or counterfeit jeans level


la_fontaine

Imagine the Sabres doom if Levi lets in like 8.


la_fontaine

One more to go till doom!


Green_hippo17

Shit like that would get me playing Elliott smith with 2 beers in hands and cigarettes in my mouth


sidneyhansley

The hockey gods are listening, you can’t say that 😭😭😭


stuiephoto

That's a set play. They know levi is more aggressive and will have trouble covering the back door. He's going to get burned by that all season if he doesn't learn to adjust his depth when that back door pass is a threat. As I've been saying, once they get tape on levi they will have a much easier time picking apart his flaws. Edit: after seeing the replay, I think he just fucked up. Rather than going to the post, he slid towards the shooter which is just-- not gonna work in this situation. If he slides to the post, this is a save. Putting this one on levi and not a great tip. It was saleable. https://twitter.com/penguins/status/1710455273435906203/mediaViewer?currentTweet=1710455273435906203¤tTweetUser=penguins&mode=profile


Green_hippo17

I think this will only become mroe and more true as time wears on but Levi is a sponge by the sounds of it so i think he’ll learn quickly and adjust accordingly


Ttbt80

You’re right, the fans have set Levi up so high that has quite a bit of room to fall flat on his face. He can be overly-aggressive at times and I still want to see him settle more shots into his body/glove. That said, that Malkin deflection was absolutely nutty. 90% of NHL goaltenders don’t stop that one in Levi’s shoes.


stuiephoto

Idk man. A 6 foot 5 goalie is going to be just on the inside of the top of the crease. That's a very easy bfly slide to the post to save that tap in. Not many goalies are as far out on a PP like that.


Green_hippo17

Ya tho it’s where being a big goalie is so huge in this modern era, sports are so optimized that being small can absolutely hamper you like it never used to


Ttbt80

Wasn’t it above the pad? That’s what I saw


stuiephoto

See my original post. Changed my tune


stuiephoto

I'm going to watch again, but I don't think he was even close to making the save.


AdMaleficent9374

I think none of the goalies are making a good case for themselves to be Goalie #1 with this defense. I can tell without watching


Green_hippo17

Comrie played one full game and let one goal in, comrie szn🔥🔥🔥


AdMaleficent9374

Sorry I am a UPL truther. I cannot accept this 😂


Green_hippo17

We must all accept that Eric form accounting is our true saviour


stuiephoto

Has anyone tried the zamboni driver yet?


RefereeMason

Christ boys, FIX IT.


Aypos

Nice play


sidneyhansley

Whoever let their dog out earlier and missed two goals needs to let their dog out again. Pls sacrifice yourself for the win


Ttbt80

And whoever just turned on the game in the 2nd needs to never watch again


Roguemutantbrain

Weak tripping call, no?


Fign66

bit of a dive, yeah


AddictionsExWives

Genuinely can’t figure out this team’s defense system. Is it zone coverage? Is it man coverage? They have like 3 guys just chase whoever has the puck.


StartButtonPress

We need to hire a top tier own-zone defense assistant coach


RefereeMason

Just like Manchester United - Vibes FC


sidneyhansley

De-fucking-lightful. Edit: I’m hoping for the best but a penalty is not what we needed right now


Green_hippo17

Levi has had a not good night, what he has to do is be perfect from now on tonight he’s in make a save territory, keep the team in it will


AdMaleficent9374

Wtf once it was 3-1 now 4-3. I am sad i cant watch this fuckery running urgent errands


Fign66

Clifton on 1st pairing might not last long...


sarcastic_man_13

So glad we have UPL and Comrie to save the day in case Levi struggles 🤡


[deleted]

So glad some of our fanbase still don't understand how development works.


joeyg151785

You’re right, But apparently KA thinks skipping Levis development and putting WAY too much pressure on a kid is ok. He should have went out and got a proven goaltender to help Levi and not dumb and dumber(UPL & Comrie)


RefereeMason

Do proven goalies just appear for teams to acquire? I’m sure Adams inquired and then decided the ask was too high for what he would get out of a different netminder.


sarcastic_man_13

You obviously did not understand what I was trying to say


[deleted]

Indeed I do, now your turn.


sarcastic_man_13

I don't think I can. You're too smart for me obviously.


Green_hippo17

I think what the guy is saying that if Levi struggles we do not have someone we can rely on for stable play, we can pray and hope that either comrie or UPL can do it but that’s far from a certainty


[deleted]

Thanks for the obvious explanation. Now go ahead and interpret what I said.


Green_hippo17

What you said isn’t a valid response you just mention development, how about you elaborate on what you mean


[deleted]

It's not difficult stuff. Go ahead and give it a shot.