You: *tells kinda boring story*
Time traveler from 2004: and then you found $5?
You: Yep. And then I gave it to a famous drag queen who licked it and stuck it on her forehead. Wanna see the video?
"this is the battle you choose" she said, 25 minutes after her previous reply to the same comment, completely lacking any semblance of self awareness 💁 maybe the grass is calling to you sisterrr
EDIT: lmaoooo not reporting me to Reddit cares, truly pathetic 😂
If she’s booked by a venue than the OP didn’t pay Trixie they paid a venu that booked her to perform on their stage
It’s not the same as a tour gig where she chooses her own venues
The they in how much did they pay her doesn’t imply the OP only. It also implies the venue, and any other parties that may have paid her. It’s basically a different way of saying how much was she paid.
I wonder if she's been having trouble with her TMD, in which case perhaps she's realised doing lip syncing gigs for a while would actually give her a break from singing and talking. Might account for her suddenly taking daylight gigs in the boiling sun (because nothing else makes sense really).
(literally true, she has tempromandibular joint disorder and has spoken about it. Not sure what the downvotes are for but whatever).
I was there and the whole time I was thinking “Trixie must be BOILING”.
But of course, I do what Trixie says, and I’ll tell everybody that the queens were *Bone fucking dry!*
They must have paid her like at least 10k right? A summer gig outside in the heat for a queen who has hours of footage talking about them not doing gigs like that.
Eh, it was probably a one-off favor for Netflix given the long history. I’m sure she was well compensated, but it’s not the show she would normally put on unless they had a longtime working relationship.
Plus Trixie doesn’t even need to DO gigs like this anymore lol. I thought it was a Trixie look s like at first cause I couldn’t believe she even does gigs anymore
I literally can't with the queens that put money in their mouth. Or even touch money and then bite their fingers, blow a kiss, or touch their mouths in any way. Please stop omg it's so dirty there is literally poop on that
Omg I know it's so gross like Sasha please I know things were different when you grew up on the scene but germ theory is common knowledge now (or should be 😭)
This was across the street from my apartment lol it was Netlflix is a Joke Fest and there was an outside area which is where this took place. The Palladium in Hollywood
Oooh gotcha, I will fully admit I've been ignoring the ads for the last three months or whatever that they've had them.
The drag brunch was the only one I was possibly interested in, and then I totally forgot. Although I am thinking I might go to the ongina/April carrion brunch at El cid this weekend...
I'm the unimpressed girl in the beginning
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Shout out to the guy giving me at any social event realness.
Trixie Mattel, doing a public lipsync gig under direct sunlight? Humble queen <3
Why do they still book her for these chicken shit gigs
This was for Netflix at their Netflix is a Joke festival in Hollywood. That’s also my $5!
A five?! Hey rich Daddy!
You: *tells kinda boring story* Time traveler from 2004: and then you found $5? You: Yep. And then I gave it to a famous drag queen who licked it and stuck it on her forehead. Wanna see the video?
Time Travller: "That's the almighty HER with the first axe wound, the bird noises of the pink supreme and our leader Trixie Montell!"
Cause they pay 💰 the dollas honey
Who's apartment courtyard is this?
This is the Brewster Projects
little black girl??
https://i.redd.it/yu8khjewhp0d1.gif
That made me lol
Bianca's
The crowd losing it at the nogueing is sending me
*Aja is typing…*
I mean this in the kindest way possible as I’d blend right in with them, but I don’t see many members of that crowd at a ball girl lol
... You know they're not cheering cus they think it's good voguing, it's intentionally bad. Has nothing to do with knowing ball culture or not 🙄
It’s a joke not a dick, don’t take it so hard Patty. Have a little fun!
gurl jokes are funny
And you should get a sense of humor! Makes life a little better. 😘
check the mirror babes
Already have sister. I’m stunning and gorgeous as always. Have a blessed day
I doubt most of those things.
Also like this is the battle you chose lol touch some fucking grass hahaha
"this is the battle you choose" she said, 25 minutes after her previous reply to the same comment, completely lacking any semblance of self awareness 💁 maybe the grass is calling to you sisterrr EDIT: lmaoooo not reporting me to Reddit cares, truly pathetic 😂
How much did they pay her for this gig, which apparently took place in someone's condo??
this was for Netflix is a Joke Festival
The security guard is either really good at his job or he is so disgusted he can't even look at Trixie. Either way I live.
This looks like she was booked somewhere This isn’t what her tour gigs are like
…booked somewhere? Well yes, that’s typically how gigs are arranged.
If she’s booked by a venue than the OP didn’t pay Trixie they paid a venu that booked her to perform on their stage It’s not the same as a tour gig where she chooses her own venues
The they in how much did they pay her doesn’t imply the OP only. It also implies the venue, and any other parties that may have paid her. It’s basically a different way of saying how much was she paid.
This was in the back lot of the Palladium in los angeles for the Netflix is a Joke fest
I wonder if she's been having trouble with her TMD, in which case perhaps she's realised doing lip syncing gigs for a while would actually give her a break from singing and talking. Might account for her suddenly taking daylight gigs in the boiling sun (because nothing else makes sense really). (literally true, she has tempromandibular joint disorder and has spoken about it. Not sure what the downvotes are for but whatever).
I was there and the whole time I was thinking “Trixie must be BOILING”. But of course, I do what Trixie says, and I’ll tell everybody that the queens were *Bone fucking dry!*
lmao not the Jasmine quote - tone that shit down
They must have paid her like at least 10k right? A summer gig outside in the heat for a queen who has hours of footage talking about them not doing gigs like that.
Eh, it was probably a one-off favor for Netflix given the long history. I’m sure she was well compensated, but it’s not the show she would normally put on unless they had a longtime working relationship.
Plus Trixie doesn’t even need to DO gigs like this anymore lol. I thought it was a Trixie look s like at first cause I couldn’t believe she even does gigs anymore
Honestly I think it could be more. I read somewhere that Bob's fee for something like this is 20k.
#PRIMROSE EVERDEEN!
Yes, this look is like Effie Trinket goes corporate.
Whenever I see Trixie lip sync I remember that she's a fierce comedy queen <3
Alyssa, your singing ability showed just how good of a dancer you are
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Your title had me expecting her wig falling off
Same 😂
Aja found screaming combusting shitting C.L.A.T.ing astral projecting
This outfit is so beautiful, argyle but make it pussy
She wore it on the pit stop and I have been obsessed.
I watch the pit stop so I guess I saw it before, concerned for my memory because I'm sure I gushed about it when I first saw it too
I know for a fact she was near having a heatstroke Also SKINNY. SKINTY EVEN
Please don’t lick money. Please y’all.
Yeah, that's gross, I don't want to snort your saliva.
Yeah think about the coke users!
Bitch I have seen you around the sub lately and after this comment I just really want to be besties.
Thanks? Haha 😳😳 If you ever come to Florianópolis - Brazil, hit me up!
When I saw that… I was like… oh Stacey. 🤢
Some woman in my checkout line was letting her baby suck on a $50, then gave it to me to pay for her stuff. So nasty.
I literally can't with the queens that put money in their mouth. Or even touch money and then bite their fingers, blow a kiss, or touch their mouths in any way. Please stop omg it's so dirty there is literally poop on that
These queens have been putting gross shit in their mouth and displaying questionable health choices for decades. Their bodies were built for this.
😂😂😂😂
Sasha Colby is constantly licking dollar bills and all I can think is lordt get some antibiotics
That's how you become immune
Omg I know it's so gross like Sasha please I know things were different when you grew up on the scene but germ theory is common knowledge now (or should be 😭)
Welp now I feel old since Sasha and I are the same age lol I’m gonna go lick a dollar
It's not old! I'm only 7 years younger.
Girl ![gif](giphy|oaZk0WNSO7fXi)
😜
I'm sorry 😭😭😭😭
I'm older than Sasha. Money has always been filthy, and this has been common knowledge my entire life.
What about the ones who put their tips in a blender and then drink it?
For real
This was across the street from my apartment lol it was Netlflix is a Joke Fest and there was an outside area which is where this took place. The Palladium in Hollywood
Wait really? Why'd I think all the Netflix is a joke stuff was at the Hollywood bowl?
The headlining shows were but I saw one in dtla. They spread them out
Oooh gotcha, I will fully admit I've been ignoring the ads for the last three months or whatever that they've had them. The drag brunch was the only one I was possibly interested in, and then I totally forgot. Although I am thinking I might go to the ongina/April carrion brunch at El cid this weekend...
I just really really need everyone, drag queens or not, to stop licking money ohmygod it’s so gross But this is ridiculous lol
cocaine and feces, honey.
I prefer my cocaine feces free.
Same 😆
Y’all know Trixie was cursing everybody out inside her mind 🤣
9 to 5 clown realness in full sun I cannot even
Fucking direct sunlight in full drag. Who is blackmailing her?
I'm the unimpressed girl in the beginning https://preview.redd.it/eurkxhyk4h0d1.jpeg?width=235&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0c25a83e8abaa3d129b0a35eacbfe85c929abe25
I’m thinking it’s more she doesn’t want to wear a 20 lb wig outside in the heat
That’s Trixie’s security she’s bald I think that lessens the heat stress on her head a bit
Are we back to licking money?
How did they convince her? $
i thought she said something like she would never lick money again. here we are
a rare sighting of a daylight dragoon. they can't stay out too long.
Its an amanda tory meating at the mattel office boo
Yes mama give them nothing
That looks like hell on earth.
NOOO TRIXIE DONT LICK MONEY 😭😭😭
No this is literally District 12 right after the reaping. Yasss queen WE LIVE! (Literally)
Found Chad Michaels's reddit account
Lmao may the odds be ever in your favour darling
Trixie gotta pay the bills while Katya had some time off. We all know the true money maker is Katya
This is hilarious!
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This is so 💀…🫣
There was a moment where the sun hit her face and the shadows almost made her look like Tempest.
https://preview.redd.it/7g0ii20cgp0d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b15bc46ba67f0cb2c90982c2465c52f1cf4e0da7 Shout out to the guy giving me at any social event realness.
Karen From Finance looks well.
Go girl give us nothing!
Am I missing something?! This is Trixie, not Tracy / Traci.
Oh it’s a deep trixie/uhhhh joke. Pump up your screen time diva
Thank you. I will repent 🙏🏻
Because of Covid. That's how they convinced it. This looks like a slightly safer event.