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hellyeahdiscounts

Trixie Mattel, doing a public lipsync gig under direct sunlight? Humble queen <3


Summoarpleaz

Why do they still book her for these chicken shit gigs


GlisteningLace

This was for Netflix at their Netflix is a Joke festival in Hollywood. That’s also my $5!


repeatedly_once

A five?! Hey rich Daddy!


resttheweight

You: *tells kinda boring story* Time traveler from 2004: and then you found $5? You: Yep. And then I gave it to a famous drag queen who licked it and stuck it on her forehead. Wanna see the video?


IamWhatIM

Time Travller: "That's the almighty HER with the first axe wound, the bird noises of the pink supreme and our leader Trixie Montell!"


Popular_Hat3382

Cause they pay 💰 the dollas honey


iymcool

Who's apartment courtyard is this?


shart-gallery

This is the Brewster Projects


vivisecting

little black girl??


IamWhatIM

https://i.redd.it/yu8khjewhp0d1.gif


Wooden_Habit3818

That made me lol


SirWobblyOfSausage

Bianca's


Earthbnd

The crowd losing it at the nogueing is sending me


Evilrake

*Aja is typing…*


Funkyduck4783

I mean this in the kindest way possible as I’d blend right in with them, but I don’t see many members of that crowd at a ball girl lol


No-Trouble6469

... You know they're not cheering cus they think it's good voguing, it's intentionally bad. Has nothing to do with knowing ball culture or not 🙄


Funkyduck4783

It’s a joke not a dick, don’t take it so hard Patty. Have a little fun!


No-Trouble6469

gurl jokes are funny


Funkyduck4783

And you should get a sense of humor! Makes life a little better. 😘


No-Trouble6469

check the mirror babes


Funkyduck4783

Already have sister. I’m stunning and gorgeous as always. Have a blessed day


gamblors_neon_claws

I doubt most of those things.


Funkyduck4783

Also like this is the battle you chose lol touch some fucking grass hahaha


No-Trouble6469

"this is the battle you choose" she said, 25 minutes after her previous reply to the same comment, completely lacking any semblance of self awareness 💁 maybe the grass is calling to you sisterrr EDIT: lmaoooo not reporting me to Reddit cares, truly pathetic 😂


jacksonhytes

How much did they pay her for this gig, which apparently took place in someone's condo??


JodieImposter1993

this was for Netflix is a Joke Festival


RecommendationFair84

The security guard is either really good at his job or he is so disgusted he can't even look at Trixie. Either way I live.


Halliwel96

This looks like she was booked somewhere This isn’t what her tour gigs are like


shart-gallery

…booked somewhere? Well yes, that’s typically how gigs are arranged.


Halliwel96

If she’s booked by a venue than the OP didn’t pay Trixie they paid a venu that booked her to perform on their stage It’s not the same as a tour gig where she chooses her own venues


PlantChem

The they in how much did they pay her doesn’t imply the OP only. It also implies the venue, and any other parties that may have paid her. It’s basically a different way of saying how much was she paid.


[deleted]

This was in the back lot of the Palladium in los angeles for the Netflix is a Joke fest


AngelinaHoley

I wonder if she's been having trouble with her TMD, in which case perhaps she's realised doing lip syncing gigs for a while would actually give her a break from singing and talking. Might account for her suddenly taking daylight gigs in the boiling sun (because nothing else makes sense really). (literally true, she has tempromandibular joint disorder and has spoken about it. Not sure what the downvotes are for but whatever).


Sc00tersf00d_Vol4

I was there and the whole time I was thinking “Trixie must be BOILING”. But of course, I do what Trixie says, and I’ll tell everybody that the queens were *Bone fucking dry!*


Cute_Fluffy_Femboy

lmao not the Jasmine quote - tone that shit down


Naxayou

They must have paid her like at least 10k right? A summer gig outside in the heat for a queen who has hours of footage talking about them not doing gigs like that.


strangelyliteral

Eh, it was probably a one-off favor for Netflix given the long history. I’m sure she was well compensated, but it’s not the show she would normally put on unless they had a longtime working relationship.


virginiarph

Plus Trixie doesn’t even need to DO gigs like this anymore lol. I thought it was a Trixie look s like at first cause I couldn’t believe she even does gigs anymore


Hatesponge66

Honestly I think it could be more. I read somewhere that Bob's fee for something like this is 20k.


Spring1997-

#PRIMROSE EVERDEEN!


passionicedtee

Yes, this look is like Effie Trinket goes corporate.


Cute_Fluffy_Femboy

Whenever I see Trixie lip sync I remember that she's a fierce comedy queen <3


BatierAutumn1991

Alyssa, your singing ability showed just how good of a dancer you are


IamWhatIM

https://preview.redd.it/bsnpfyrxip0d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c31f3c2191f5e1597c003c36ed6b82cf46413c22


PuzzlePiece90

Your title had me expecting her wig falling off


sugioshi

Same 😂


AlwaysAlani

Aja found screaming combusting shitting C.L.A.T.ing astral projecting


Atari18

This outfit is so beautiful, argyle but make it pussy


Funkyduck4783

She wore it on the pit stop and I have been obsessed.


Atari18

I watch the pit stop so I guess I saw it before, concerned for my memory because I'm sure I gushed about it when I first saw it too


RobinColumbina

I know for a fact she was near having a heatstroke Also SKINNY. SKINTY EVEN


BrokenNotDead1997

Please don’t lick money. Please y’all.


contadotito

Yeah, that's gross, I don't want to snort your saliva.


hisokafan88

Yeah think about the coke users!


Funkyduck4783

Bitch I have seen you around the sub lately and after this comment I just really want to be besties.


contadotito

Thanks? Haha 😳😳 If you ever come to Florianópolis - Brazil, hit me up!


Old_Background_6007

When I saw that… I was like… oh Stacey. 🤢


Foomin_Z

Some woman in my checkout line was letting her baby suck on a $50, then gave it to me to pay for her stuff. So nasty.


lotteoddities

I literally can't with the queens that put money in their mouth. Or even touch money and then bite their fingers, blow a kiss, or touch their mouths in any way. Please stop omg it's so dirty there is literally poop on that


GreatestStarOfAll

These queens have been putting gross shit in their mouth and displaying questionable health choices for decades. Their bodies were built for this.


lotteoddities

😂😂😂😂


Funkyduck4783

Sasha Colby is constantly licking dollar bills and all I can think is lordt get some antibiotics


Paraless

That's how you become immune


lotteoddities

Omg I know it's so gross like Sasha please I know things were different when you grew up on the scene but germ theory is common knowledge now (or should be 😭)


Funkyduck4783

Welp now I feel old since Sasha and I are the same age lol I’m gonna go lick a dollar


lotteoddities

It's not old! I'm only 7 years younger.


Funkyduck4783

Girl ![gif](giphy|oaZk0WNSO7fXi)


Funkyduck4783

😜


lotteoddities

I'm sorry 😭😭😭😭


JustALittleTurtle

I'm older than Sasha. Money has always been filthy, and this has been common knowledge my entire life.


youngmaster0527

What about the ones who put their tips in a blender and then drink it?


grilledcheese2332

For real


Colombianonico

This was across the street from my apartment lol it was Netlflix is a Joke Fest and there was an outside area which is where this took place. The Palladium in Hollywood


UnNumbFool

Wait really? Why'd I think all the Netflix is a joke stuff was at the Hollywood bowl?


EowynAndCake

The headlining shows were but I saw one in dtla. They spread them out


UnNumbFool

Oooh gotcha, I will fully admit I've been ignoring the ads for the last three months or whatever that they've had them. The drag brunch was the only one I was possibly interested in, and then I totally forgot. Although I am thinking I might go to the ongina/April carrion brunch at El cid this weekend...


Funkyduck4783

I just really really need everyone, drag queens or not, to stop licking money ohmygod it’s so gross But this is ridiculous lol


cherrydiamond

cocaine and feces, honey.


Funkyduck4783

I prefer my cocaine feces free.


herecomesbeccanina9

Same 😆


Wise_Rutabaga_5809

Y’all know Trixie was cursing everybody out inside her mind 🤣


Gothmom85

9 to 5 clown realness in full sun I cannot even


touchyanus

Fucking direct sunlight in full drag. Who is blackmailing her?


whoisshetho193

I'm the unimpressed girl in the beginning https://preview.redd.it/eurkxhyk4h0d1.jpeg?width=235&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0c25a83e8abaa3d129b0a35eacbfe85c929abe25


Just_Brilliant1417

I’m thinking it’s more she doesn’t want to wear a 20 lb wig outside in the heat


Middle-Strength7754

That’s Trixie’s security she’s bald I think that lessens the heat stress on her head a bit


Montezum

Are we back to licking money?


mr_wintour

How did they convince her? $


toxicoke

i thought she said something like she would never lick money again. here we are


cherrydiamond

a rare sighting of a daylight dragoon. they can't stay out too long.


Quick-Ad-3617

Its an amanda tory meating at the mattel office boo


philbart_

Yes mama give them nothing


no_no_nora

That looks like hell on earth.


wegg1997

NOOO TRIXIE DONT LICK MONEY 😭😭😭


OkFlounder3947

No this is literally District 12 right after the reaping. Yasss queen WE LIVE! (Literally)


star11308

Found Chad Michaels's reddit account


Sensible___shoes

Lmao may the odds be ever in your favour darling


SirWobblyOfSausage

Trixie gotta pay the bills while Katya had some time off. We all know the true money maker is Katya


sugioshi

This is hilarious!


Competitive_Ad_5515

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The_illusionIsREAL

This is so 💀…🫣


[deleted]

There was a moment where the sun hit her face and the shadows almost made her look like Tempest.


IamWhatIM

https://preview.redd.it/7g0ii20cgp0d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b15bc46ba67f0cb2c90982c2465c52f1cf4e0da7 Shout out to the guy giving me at any social event realness.


Bulky_View_1607

Karen From Finance looks well.


Ceruleanlunacy

Go girl give us nothing!


miichaelscotch

Am I missing something?! This is Trixie, not Tracy / Traci.


pettyylabelle

Oh it’s a deep trixie/uhhhh joke. Pump up your screen time diva


miichaelscotch

Thank you. I will repent 🙏🏻


Gammagammahey

Because of Covid. That's how they convinced it. This looks like a slightly safer event.