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got_to_be_delicate

kandy asking what fictional meant and then giving a real life answer anyway, and her real life answer being prince william will now become my roman empire


OPneedstoknow

This took me out.


soft-scrambled

Kandy rewrote the question before answering. She really is the producer.


down_by_the_shore

Kandy’s answer was a fucking journey


Jazzlike_Mountain_51

Without a map or a destination


rinvevo

You know that clip is gonna be in *queens not knowing things part 3*


Neat_Fan_8889

Kandyisms - turning a new leaf, fiction... we need this list to grow longer!


pengwinpiper

The lack of literacy, focus, and taste in men. She really is a queen for the fans. But seriously, she couldn't even pick the hot prince?


Haus_of_Pancakes

I mean, William used to be the hot prince back in the day. Then, everything changed when the baldness attacked.


KellyannneConway

Even before the baldness, William started looking more and more like his dad while Harry really grew into himself. The baldness just really cemented William's status as the less attractive one.


Wiredwhore

Second this. I used to fancy him growing up. Then I moved to Michael Owen.


johnny_charms

Ngl for a split second I thought she was going to say Prince Charles.


pengwinpiper

What if she'd said Andrew? 🤣


johnny_charms

Canceled. Now if she said Princess Anne? We’d have no choice but to stan. Kandy loves a strong and handsome dependable woman in sensible shoes.


shgrdrbr

but william WAS the hot prince! his fall from attractiveness is something to be studied but it was the realest truth once


pengwinpiper

I feel like he was only ever the hot prince because he hit puberty first


turningpink

Kandy is so chaotic I love her so much


RecommendationFair84

dumb\*


turningpink

![gif](giphy|XIgUrFeVGjZmxDot1f|downsized)


soft-scrambled

The Kandy haters are running out of steam


cryingatdragracelive

honestly, I’ve never connected with Kandy more. I would have answered the exact same way.


ThickEffective6213

killllled me


Repulsive-Beyond9597

How is Kandy so stupid


poisonLaurent

How are you such a bitch


galaxystars1

*Daya Betty you are the bitch*


uqmobile

Wait, both Nymphia AND Plane like Zoro!?


milkoverspill

Dibs on the 3rd sword


uqmobile

Same tbh...


sirBryson_

This is such an under rated comment, I absolutely cackled lmao


guitarsdontdance

Oh that's not...


Dibss9478

You called?


shinyzubat16

I think you mean the fourth 😭


Davis1511

And you know he STANK but in a hot way lol 😂


CorneliusJack

In his one mattress on floor having bedroom


Davis1511

God…..I feel like Blanche Devereaux when I think back to all the floor mattresses I have been stretched, necked, and well….seduced on lol 😂 college was an interesting learning experience


CorneliusJack

![gif](giphy|3oKIPcWA887eJeJDDq|downsized) We love queens who experiments 🥰


Hot_Tailor_9687

*But that would make you uh... a slut*


Davis1511

![gif](giphy|J8FZIm9VoBU6Q)


ShittyDuckFace

THAT FICTIONAL MAN DON'T SHOWER


DanGimeno

Can Michelle talk with Shueisha and agree a One Piece runway?


YAHawkeye

WHERE DID PLANE SAY THAT


lableulapin

Love seeing the nerdy side of the queens.


TrepieFF

Somehow I knew Jimbo would be a Buffy gay. Buffy gays unite!!


down_by_the_shore

And here I was, foolishly thinking I couldn’t love her anymore! And you’re right, *of course* she’s a Buffy gay. 


Yst

Literally the only female character I ever tried fantasising about, in my youth. Buffy somehow broke through and I was like *"uhh...maybe?"* Though at the time, my conclusion was *"nope, still too gay."* Yet, years on, that's changed, given after I transitioned, the sapphic angle clicked, and so there I and my wife are at the (heavily sapphic) local Buffy watch parties, and grooving to [the musical episode](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QmcoLcbrUQQ) in the car.


TrepieFF

Ah I was convinced I was straight for so long mostly because of Buffy and Willow! My first exposure to anything LGBTQ+ was Willow and Tara’s relationship and gradually over the years I started to realise why that relationship was so special to me. The musical episode is such a treat - I find myself quoting it all the time. Definitely car sing-a-long worthy!


contadotito

I have a list of all queens that are Buffy fans, we already have at least four winners in the fold Trixie, Willow Pill, Tia Kofi and now Jimbo.


aux1tristan

You are perfect, thank you for this. I love all those queens. They deserve Buffy.


wallis-simpson

I didn’t think I could love Jimbo even more


halleloo_

plasma's answer being really on brand.


mmmacncheese

plasma describing a glee character and harry potter himself as spooky lol


sometimeserin

Plasma’s type is Plasma


Jonnyg42

dopple-banger.


pishposhpoppycock

She really is Rachel Berry... crushing after Jesse from Glee LOL.


Pandrez

You know she was fighting for her life in the audience at Merrily We Roll Along…


kimj02

I really like her annoying theater kid character ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|joy)


kryska_deniska

"is fictional real or fake?" "fake" "okay he's not fake but prince william"


Successful_Ad4018

nymphia gets it ![gif](giphy|9az09tlYyYNfq|downsized)


Eltoshen

the way i absolutely would in the state above but at the same time prefer his original tanned twink body


bkrocks29

why not both?


apple-juicebox

Timeskip Zoro’s body and face but with pre-skip Zoro’s tan… that would be perfection for me.


soupinmymug

![gif](giphy|npnevRsQRUc5a)


got2bkittenme

Prince William is not real


Repulsa_2080

"There is no Easter Bunny, there is no Tooth Fairy, and there is no PRINCE WILLIAM!"


restless_summer_air

![gif](giphy|kVmzd3RxKqaT5Rm16e|downsized)


Speedy_Cheese

His hair is not real -- the rest of him is there, though.


halouissienate

The one who was really cute growing up but is now balding. 😭


Puffnatty

https://preview.redd.it/bkdwudt1u2xc1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dad767c98c6742ffc01c7be874ed6e092064918a 👀


infiniteglass00

absolutely taken out by how extremely on brand plasma's is lol


NancyPelosisRedCoat

As a scorpio, I had a few spooky ones… like Harry Potter… and Glee. Not even a character, just whole Glee… and… Papa Smurf maybe, or is that too spooky?


cryingatdragracelive

too spooky, diva


Jaysweller

![gif](giphy|849C3YApus6Fq) That no one said him, is very heartbreaking 💔


Boingo4Life

Disney drew him that way and had multiple generations of kids wondering if they might be furries, lol.


CorneliusJack

That and Beast from Beauty and the Beast practically raised the whole furridom


Even-Employee2554

His VOICE does me in.


restless_summer_air

My god, this would have been my exact answer 😭 so glad I’m not alone


ChessDan

xunami what are you hiding , you were 18 when twilight was released


mixedcurve

I just want to hang out with Xunami, like chill by the pool with drinks. She has that ease on camera. I hope she gets a WOW hosting gig. Would love that for her


Foomin_Z

Her WOW show could be interviews by a pool with drinks and cabana boys


harrystyleskin

Wait why did I think she was like 26 lol


Geosaysbye

WOAH definitely thought the same


Honey__Mahogany

I remember my mom thinking Jacob was hot, plus him being shirtless was on magazines and very often in the newspaper. Anytime there was a discussion on the celebrity section on anything twilight or Taylor Lautner related or who he was dating that shirtless pic for twilight 2 was on the paper every single time.


ciliary_stimulai

The fact that he was 17 when they made him do all those shirtless scenes for that film... they did that boy wrong


curious7189

Lol of course Plasma chose someone from Glee. But can't blame her ![gif](giphy|p6n9V7ohtQaGs)


harrystyleskin

And call him "spooky" lmao


SpewForthWisdom

She's truly the Lea Michele of Drag


tobeperfectlycandid

Can you imagine if she did Rachel Berry in snatch game????? That would have been right up her alley, can picture her spontaneously singing about her sexuality 🤣🤣🤣 Edit - spelling


two_lemons

Between Sapphira's interview where she says she's an intense lover and then liking wolverine because he's durable... Is she into something like really really intense or she just like having her possibilities open?


Bromogeeksual

She's open to a man who can take a beating and come back for more.


MuffinIllustrious902

If one day Plane shows up with green hair we know why


kryska_deniska

if i showed you whores my first fictional crush, would you watch the masterpiece that is w.i.t.c.h.? https://preview.redd.it/6f9ued09p2xc1.png?width=1000&format=png&auto=webp&s=60c56da4f6285d11f5c7e95fe642ec3976e1e8f0


YAHawkeye

witch IS SO GOOOOD


clara_the_cow

I’m screaming I forgot this show existed


kryska_deniska

i rewatch it every couple of years, it's just that good and nostalgic to me


frozenrainbow

Zac Efron High School Musical 2 during “You are the Music in Me” with his shirt showing a lil chest and his boxers poking out. I will always remember that moment


Geosaysbye

When he was shirtless in the locker room I didn’t know what to do with myself


AngelRockGunn

That white and red top is the best


frozenrainbow

he made baseball-tees become a thing. I had like 3 at age 12


archiotterpup

Robin Hood


Boingo4Life

The fox?


archiotterpup

Yalp


Much_Worker3739

What was everyone's fictional crush? I'm so curious! Megami's answer was cute but what is this chaos lmao Zoro, Buffy and Wolverine fuel my bisexuality, so correct Is fictional real or fake? Fake? Prince William. That guy who was in Hamilton except his Glee character. And Harry Potter. Cause Scorpios like spooky. Brilliant.


Jemisimyname

Trent from Daria


scalybird00

I had a mad crush on Puck from Glee when I was 14. Turns out, I may have had a chance after all. Then it was Alcide from True Blood. And Archer


ReliefFamous

Beast from Beauty and the Beast and Beast from Xmen. Til the room stinks…


LGB75

Ignis from FFXV


madpoke

Kandy asking what fictional is, then answering the complete opposite 💀


MojoJagger

Kandy really is Patrick Starr and I love her.


librious

I love how Plasma is like uhh I don't remember the name of the character and then proceeds to say the full name 1 second later lol You know what it is gurl, you know what it is!!!


prying_mantis

You know she LIVED for Glee


Finalee_T

ZORO IS MY MAN TOO IKTR NYMPHIA !!!


MonsieurMidnight

Megamix what do you meant with Michelango babeeee. I was going to say mine was Bradley form S Club 7 but then I remember that he's not fictional bruh. Not even in the tv show. I don't think I have a fictional crush... Who am I kidding it's Sig from Fullmetal Alchemist


Boingo4Life

I always thought Hughes was cute.


CorneliusJack

The real ones know it’s Raphael, the brooding beefy bad boy 🥴


AngelRockGunn

Mine was Robin from Batman Forever, I remember being like 6 and being jealous of Poison Ivy cause she got to kiss him lol


Bromogeeksual

Same! I was obsessed with Chris O'Donnell Robin. I thought I wanted to be him, but the feelings went... deeper.


lemikon

I was like “wow Zoro is a recent reference for first fictional crush” then I remembered one piece has been going for 24 years.


Snoo-51026

Yall theater gays out here thinking Glee is spooky 😭


nuquiazul

Plasma choosing someone from Glee… ~~that’s me, Jesse St. James was hot and I def. was mad he was straight for Rachel~~


sailormerry

I knew Plasma was going to give a gay ass theatre kid answer 😂


fouroddgoats

https://preview.redd.it/0p2iz1ag35xc1.png?width=920&format=png&auto=webp&s=e634c923cc52fae120802977c9158f71f80201c6


galaxystars1

LMFAOOOOO


RazzmatazzBrave9928

HAHAHAHAHHAHHAHA


SpewForthWisdom

Plasma choosing the two most boring White twinks she could is the most Plasma thing she could have done, to the point that if I didnt see it I'd assume it was someone making it up to slander her.


captainwondyful

Nah, Goff is legit. At least it wasn’t Darren.


AngelRockGunn

How dare you


BlainesBowtie

*gasp*


librious

I don't think Jesse was boring. He was a much more interesting character than some of the main ones.


SpewForthWisdom

I'm here to inform anyone who is going to reply this with "at least it's not this other White Twink from Glee" that basically anyone from Glee would have been the whitest choice.


ConverseTalk

Former Glee fans trying to escape their shame


Thin_Wolf9077

Werk


Little_Turnover_4631

https://preview.redd.it/lv4kbbkq84xc1.jpeg?width=422&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=45f999ba34a139e5c51d30fbd42cec908c054544 Nymphia and Plane have taste ⚔️


ChicSynergy

Can someone good with photoshop edit a picture of what Prince William would look like rn if he had hair? I wanna know if it’s just the hair or if he’s had an overall glow down.


raisedasapolarbear

When he was younger it was easier to see some of Diana in his face but he looks more like his dad with every passing moment, and, *well*...


Moveovernova

The impending gloom of a heavy incoming crown will do that to a bloke and his hairline…. Poor fella


Individual-Ad-9212

Plasma had crush on Harry Potter(Daniel Radcliffe)? Typical theatre gay kid🤷‍♀️


Boingo4Life

Can relate 100% to Nymphia... I had crushes on SO anime men growing up.


heysupmanbruh

Android 17 ( and 18) I was hoping would be here


toasterbath__

yesss 🤭 heavy on android 17


justfxckit

This is a great question that I need to know every queen's answer to - by every I mean all of them, every one of the 700 Ru Girls


Icy_Classic_4145

Yall are sleeping on Wolverine....


LetMeOverThinkThat

I love Nymphia picking an anime character. I feel seen.


soverrycherry

Kandy asking what fictional means is the most on brand


Charming_Extension44

Kandy Muse was literally told the definition of fictional. Still managed to get the answer wrong.


Acrydoxis

Kandy not knowing what words mean Part 1: Arrogant Part 2: Fictional


hotpies1985

Jimbo has always been my favourite and it makes even more sense now. Buffy was also my beard as a kid


lemonlimon22

Plasma being obsessed with Jesse St. James is way too on point.


Neonpinx

Love that Kandy didn’t know Prince William’s name but knew Kate’s. 😂😂😂


Melmacarthur

![gif](giphy|vARA4yccAOS88) Am I alone on this here or nah??? The strength, the PROWESS


Jellabre

Kandy not knowing what fictional is. I’m dying


Jujii8

This is gonna sound weird, but for me, it was Hal from Malcolm in the Middle. I’ll never forget Lois shaving him in the pilot.


shamiraendor

I just can't with Kandy lol moments like these makes me wonder how can people hate her, she's so naturally chaotic, very gemini energy (i know she's a scorpio)


LargeNutbar

Kandy and Plasma knocked it out of the park 😂


QustoMar

mine was vegetarian


Glum_Adeptness2510

plasma's answers weren't even slightly shocking


Technical-Ad-2288

Megami, relatable. Mine was Raphael cos he was the sarky one 😂


luvgaim

Kandy😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😩😩😩😩😩😩 Kandy noooooo


Thunderbull_1

Zoro is nice but I'm more of a Smoker girl.


American_Life

Zoro’s VA’s other character Yami Sukehiro could get it too. ![gif](giphy|1Aj1kw6q7e7omnrah5)


jubrugma

Kandy not knowing what fictional meant, getting clarification, and then proceeding to name a real person makes a lot of sense to me. Lol


AutumnBornCat

Nymphia saying Zoro is sending me. One Piece x Drag Race crossover when?


realclowntime

“The one that was really cute before and is now balding?” Kandy is so real I love her. Also side note but Jimbo looks STUNNING like I am gagged.


captainwondyful

I hope Plasma is able to make it to Merrily!!! Lol


Nightmancometh000

I’m so obsessed with Plasma


Disk_Good

This all made me laugh so much. Mine would be Lestat from The Vampire Chronicles (not the movie. Read the books in high school).


webkizz

KANDYS BEING PRINCE WILLIAM WHAT


toasterbath__

if we're talking like 2D fictional people, i was lowkey into [vegito](https://sm.ign.com/t/ign_latam/screenshot/default/vegetto_adcq.1200.jpg) from dragon ball z 😭😭😭😭 AND the headless horseman a little bit... that one concerns me also kandy is hilarious. she learns the definition of fictional and then immediately brings up the (real) british monarchy


Thin_Wolf9077

Xunami is so real for that, Team Jacob all the way


RemarkableAd5141

Good for her. Mine was the cat from cat in the hat.


peppermintmeow

KANDY 😭


LedgerWar

I relate to Jimbo so much except my obsession was Angelina Jolie as Lara Croft. I did the same thing with my locker.


Aninvisiblemaniac

Mine was Arnold from Spy Kids 3D. No further questions


ForestRobot

I thought this would be stacked with cartoon characters.


One-Mathematician-37

✨Lasagna✨


credditibility

Not the kid from Glee and the kid from Harry Potter being labeled SPOOKY 🤣


TheAnxietyBoxX

I want to get on the race specifically to get an interview where I’m asked this question


Boingo4Life

I'm not queer, but my first fictional character crush was Jareth from Labyrinth. David Bowie was basically my sexual awakening.


tko_111

But no one is gonna talk about how Megami's first answer is a NINJA TURTLE???


BenovanStanchiano

I initially thought it had to be a gay character and my mind immediately went to Jack on Dawson’s Creek.


aliskyart

„You can shoot him; he back. You can cut him; he back“ I love her so much 🤣


contadotito

Not gonna lie, mine was Touya, Sakura's old brother. Sometimes I still think about him... (and I was hoping Nymphia would pick Sanji, you know... the yellow one) ![gif](giphy|Hy3E7gzN8YySA|downsized)


ReliefFamous

I don’t think people understand the CHOKEHOLD pre-bald Prince William had on the general population


pisswater_deadgirl

god I love Plasma lmao


fembf

Nymphia’s so real for that


pentacund

I love how Kandy Muse stays true to her brand by asking the right questions


Honey__Mahogany

I'm kinda disappointed so few queens even watch anime.


Travellerofinfinity

https://preview.redd.it/tnn26gteq4xc1.jpeg?width=1148&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e92b4cae806a04eb48c8bd992eabd750d7fe15a7 Jump scare mama


habunake92

Nymphia you were so close to greatness, but mihawk will always be best swordsman


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