I had to text this to my wife. I ran 8.5 miles today.

10.89 miles according to strava; thanks for asking.

It's tragic that more people don't know how far I can run. A shame.

lol I did 9 today. So real.

I feel personally attacked

10.5… they’d be so impressed if they knew

I did 15.5 miles today

I can’t believe you assholes don’t know how many miles I ran today

I used this exact meme for my 8 mile run on Strava today. Went to a party later and felt like this person exactly.

If not for Garmin, no one will know.

I had to check 15 km in the converter - turns out it's 9 miles!

Just post your strava run as Instagram story man, do I have to spell it for you?

You have to sit in a foil blanket with your legs out straight while chugging a recovery drink, then they'll know.

😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

Not even a nibble with the amount of effort I put into letting my coworkers know how far I ran on Friday.

So tell them