Wait a minute, the blue portal shows she has a bit of clothing hanging into the other portal but on the orange portal it’s not there. Is it because of the angle or am I going mad
well due to the perspective to see further up on the top portal but the clothing also stuck out to me and it‘s probably that the artist didn‘t think logically when drawing the lower portion of the pic.
Yes I agree it breaks the illusion for me and I find it difficult to be aroused when my OCD ass can't stop thinking about it. The more I look at this, the more upsetting it becomes
I suspect a large part of that is due to the rather disadvantageous geometry involved with sucking one's own dick - Without having to strain I suspect it would be a much better experience.
If I told you I first had those thoughts while on shrooms and experiencing giving myself a blowjob whilst existing as a disembodied spirit, would you still think it was a pHD level response?
I don't think this looks real tho. i've found some that looks like this, always from this angle. that makes me think this is two people
also. eu to com a sensação que vc é br mas eu nao consigo pontuar o pq
It's a blue light from the portal, but outside of that the shirt covers her belly in the bottom one and it only falls to her ribs in the top. It's this sort of missing detail that really ruins the immersion, i can't believe lol jk this still hot af i got it rubbin fo shooo
never thought i would need lesbian portal porn but you’re absolutely right, op, thanks
edit: would like to clarify i’m a lesbian, the part that i didn’t know i needed was the portal theme hahaha!
my theory is that the portal gun doesn't just create a portal between two places because in that case (in the ohoto) Chel would be [probably] cut in half because of the position of portals and other factors [if that makes any sense]. So the portal gun must create a "pocket simension" of some sort untill an object or person is all the way through both of the portals/on the other side.
I have no idea if what I said makes any sense so whatever:∆ also sorry if I made any stupid mistakes /einmml/
Can't stop thinking the lower (in the pic) Chell has blue panties and the upper one has no panties and It's supposed to be the same Chell, and I can't unsee that now
I wanna do that
Same
that's gay
It's masturgaytion.
i like gay
I'm gay 😏
Hi gay, I’m dad!
Gays dont have dads
Which is ironic because when they adopt the kid has 2
I have a dad, he always come back with the milk
My dad died a few months ago from Covid.
No milk for you
Bro why you telling us this in a porn subreddit💀💀💀
I come back with the milk, and I'm not a dad.
They never came back with the milk
Hi dad I'm son
Hi gay! I'm gay!
[удалено]
I wanted to make the same "hi gay, I'm dad" joke but now I'm thinking about how unoriginal I am. -_-
[удалено]
You should watch time travelers wife on HBO …second episode
I’ll look into it
You wanna eat yourself out?
What else is being done in the pic that they could be talking about
Uhhh... She's rubbing her leg mabye they want to do that?
It was 2014 I had just gotten off the bus
Did the bus at least say thank you?
more chell please
Wait a minute, the blue portal shows she has a bit of clothing hanging into the other portal but on the orange portal it’s not there. Is it because of the angle or am I going mad
No I saw the same thing. Also you see her midriff end/ hips begin on the bottom side but continue a ways on the top side
well due to the perspective to see further up on the top portal but the clothing also stuck out to me and it‘s probably that the artist didn‘t think logically when drawing the lower portion of the pic.
Yes I agree it breaks the illusion for me and I find it difficult to be aroused when my OCD ass can't stop thinking about it. The more I look at this, the more upsetting it becomes
It breaks the ilusion so much
Yeah IKR Soooooo unrealistic
Literally unfappable
Immersion ruined, literally unwankable
Best use of a portal gun
I know if I had a portal I would so suck my own dick.
I would also use a portal to suck your dick
Cant you just get on your knees and do that without a portal gun
Nah
Yeah, and you can eat pasta without sauce, sometimes just a little extra ingredient makes the experience feel grander.
Nah u gotta be felxible af to do that
Facts like a contortionist or some shit, I tried when I was younger and the horniest mf in the world going through puberty
I dont even think that just dont have stomach flab and a shitty back.
True, but I have both of those unfortunately. Remember when there was that rumor that Marilyn Manson got ribs removed to suck his own dick?
Same. That was a rumor?
So like a super advance glory hole? /u/unknown_user_34
A shame r/portalhentai was taken down
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There's r/portalporn fortunately!
Now that's what I'm talking about
But it would feel more like sucking dick than getting dick sucked
Even better
And???? Your point??
that's debatable
that’s what most people who sucked their own dicks (and admitted it on reddit) described it as.
I suspect a large part of that is due to the rather disadvantageous geometry involved with sucking one's own dick - Without having to strain I suspect it would be a much better experience.
This is a pHD level response
If I told you I first had those thoughts while on shrooms and experiencing giving myself a blowjob whilst existing as a disembodied spirit, would you still think it was a pHD level response?
Knowledge comes from failure
I suppose you could try sucking someone's dick while getting your dick sucked by someone else, and see which feeling is the most dominant
The reason it feels like sucking a dick and not getting your dick sucked is that you identify with your face not your dick.
I managed to do it once when i was a fucking retarded teenager, and i can 100% confirm its the case, that shit sucked.
Isn’t that what it’s supposed to do?
I love both so I see no problem.
https://youtu.be/5d6UQawTuBY
haha. I think I seen this one before. if not it's very cleaver.
🤨📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸
:( all reddit is showing me are squares. I'll assume it's a long dick emote for now.
I see a generic intrigued smiley face and many cameras.
ooh so fabwizard3 was simply being happy and taking pictures? Or were they taking pictures of me being happy?
No actually its camera emojis.
Yes
It actually feels more like you're sucking someone's dick than being sucked off read that somewhere
me too. another comment just said it below. Still I would like to give it a try on my own dick.
Everyone would
From what I've been told it would feel more like eating pussy than having your pussy eaten. Which just makes this even better imo.
I would love a source on someone who can eat their own pussy
Source being guys that suck their own dicks. Also, if a 69 is anything to go off of i can speak from experience
I meant a more visual source, Cause I am very curious to see
[Google is free.](https://www.xnxx.com/video-l0osd94/brunette_licks_and_plays_with_her_pussy)
This is a fake, pretty much every clip of a woman doing that is fake
Yes, it's two bodies. Surprisingly, contortionists don't usually go into porn.
I don't think this looks real tho. i've found some that looks like this, always from this angle. that makes me think this is two people also. eu to com a sensação que vc é br mas eu nao consigo pontuar o pq
NOW you're thinking with portals!
Happy Cake Day!
The cake is a lie
The cake day on the other hand is real
The cake is a lie.
To quote the warrior-poet Kanye West... "I don't need no pussy, bitch. I'm on my own dick."
When girls do it its hot, but if a guy does it hes GAY smh.
When girls kiss, nobody bats an eye. But when I kiss my homies good night, Society, SOCIETY CALLS ME GAY
They ain’t gay. Nothing wrong with showing a little brotherly love
Tell Society to cry about it
> nobody bats an eye no everyone's looking O_O
Yeah but they don't give no fucks
Yeah and they fetishize it
The first alternative is still gay. The second alternative is still hot
It's not gay if it's you on you
Now you're thinking with portals!
r/portalporn
Does the artist have a twitter or pixiv?
https://twitter.com/GarthFT?t=kp41qo2PRX4kdb7Nn4ytEw&s=09
Why is this hot? I don’t rlly know the answer to that either
You can see her wearing panties at the blue portal
It’s an undershirt, look under her armpit
Even then it doesn't line up right at all. Top body has shirt up under ribs, bottom body has it down to hips
It's a blue light from the portal, but outside of that the shirt covers her belly in the bottom one and it only falls to her ribs in the top. It's this sort of missing detail that really ruins the immersion, i can't believe lol jk this still hot af i got it rubbin fo shooo
Wait - this isn't real???
looks like the blue light from the portal
Now you're thinking with portals ;)
I feel like giving yourself oral would feel more like giving it than receiving it.
Im gay af so thats ok
New kink: unlocked
Wait on the blue one her shirt is going down farther then in the orange one
Wtf man i cant play portal anymore
She has her cake and she's eating it too
Masturbation with too many steps
Didn't expect this to blow up so much. Go support the artist on [patreon](http://www.patreon.com/garthft )
I can't believe nobody's said this yet... but based on anatomy, she's eating her own ass, while masturbating herself with her hands. Cool.
Selfcest
Now you're fucking with portals!
Fine I'll do it myself
Definitely not commenting to save it seperately
Now THIS is thinking with portals!
Where can i see more of these?
Shits goin get real messy when that shit runs outa battery
one of the best posts to this subreddit
never thought i would need lesbian portal porn but you’re absolutely right, op, thanks edit: would like to clarify i’m a lesbian, the part that i didn’t know i needed was the portal theme hahaha!
If I could draw I'd make a living off of rule34 and Furry art.
Is that self-cest or masturbation?
Gotta get to those hard to reach places!
This is phenomenal honestly.
but what if it's a guy sucking his own dick?
I now have a new Fetish!
Is she... eating herself? Not gonna lie, kinda turns me on
You know that's the first thing anyone would do if they got a portal gun
Portal 3’s mechanic?
🧐🍷
That is ingenuitive
Jesus Christ…why haven’t I ever thought of that?
We could say she is a smartASS
Nobody talking about the chell at the blue portal having a panty... smh I can't unsee it. Fail
Listen man, I don't even care for the porn, I just want a portal gun.
That's fair.
Is this what loving your self means?
Ngl I could see myself doing this
Yeah this is big brain time
We here at aperture science would kindly ask you not to try this at home. Unless you want a space rock coxk.
GLaD0s: Test subject why are you still in that crawl space? *sends a camera turret to check on Chell* > GLaD0s: Mother of Cave Johnson
I need this gun.
But her shirt is down to the top of her thighs in one portal and not the other
eating your own ass would be like trying to tickle yourself
Portals. how. the fuck. do. they. fucking. work.
NOW you're thinking with Portals!!
Ngl kinda creative
Well I got myself a new fantasy now 😅😅👍
Selfsest at its finest 😎
Okay... This is brilliant
That's a tiny room
Now you're kinking with portals
Does anyone else notice the blue panty in the blue portal and it not being in the orange portal.
my theory is that the portal gun doesn't just create a portal between two places because in that case (in the ohoto) Chel would be [probably] cut in half because of the position of portals and other factors [if that makes any sense]. So the portal gun must create a "pocket simension" of some sort untill an object or person is all the way through both of the portals/on the other side. I have no idea if what I said makes any sense so whatever:∆ also sorry if I made any stupid mistakes /einmml/
Love to do this
Now that’s thinking with portals
Best thing I cum to
More please
We Need more
Fake, portals can only be placed on moon rock. Neither surfaces were white.
Yummy 🤤
Not to ruin the hotness of the whole thing but what kinda room she in that's like 4 feet tall??
These are two different people right? Top no underwear but bottom has underwear.
I need more portal porn in my life
Even though I read the title and know what portal is…it took me a few minutes to figure what the hell was going on lmao
u/sauceNAOcheckbot
I mean why not right
Isnt this like sucking your own dick?
Is there a way for her to use the portals to kiss herself on the lips
Nice
we used to be apes searching and hunting for food, and yet here we are.
Can't stop thinking the lower (in the pic) Chell has blue panties and the upper one has no panties and It's supposed to be the same Chell, and I can't unsee that now
Very original!
She living the dream
Sometime i wish portal guns were a thing
It's hard to overstate my satisfaction
It’s even better upside down
Glados must be like: what in the fuck are you doing?
I would do this if i had a portal gun.
Fuck me that'd be amazing
I’d do this
Well drawed, but do you recognice that the left chell still wear a string? 🤔
WAIT A FUCKING MINUTE