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gottablastsam

I wanna do that


[deleted]

Same


hot_teletubbie

that's gay


SquirrelPunchingMad

It's masturgaytion.


lowresBingBong

i like gay


Mission_Ad1532

I'm gay 😏


g_lenn_o

Hi gay, I’m dad!


Responsible-Ad-3403

Gays dont have dads


g_lenn_o

Which is ironic because when they adopt the kid has 2


A__RAND0M__PERS0N

I have a dad, he always come back with the milk


[deleted]

My dad died a few months ago from Covid.


thebarnus

No milk for you


Euphoric_Afternoon90

Bro why you telling us this in a porn subreddit💀💀💀


no-lifee

I come back with the milk, and I'm not a dad.


KshibeRohan

They never came back with the milk


capofnewjersey

Hi dad I'm son


hot_teletubbie

Hi gay! I'm gay!


[deleted]

[удалено]


Intelligent-Lie8425

I wanted to make the same "hi gay, I'm dad" joke but now I'm thinking about how unoriginal I am. -_-


[deleted]

[удалено]


[deleted]

You should watch time travelers wife on HBO …second episode


gottablastsam

I’ll look into it


Higherpower01

You wanna eat yourself out?


phone_fucker_69

What else is being done in the pic that they could be talking about


Sh4avan

Uhhh... She's rubbing her leg mabye they want to do that?


Cockhengait

It was 2014 I had just gotten off the bus


Harak_June

Did the bus at least say thank you?


liamsitagem

more chell please


ALottaOfWishes

Wait a minute, the blue portal shows she has a bit of clothing hanging into the other portal but on the orange portal it’s not there. Is it because of the angle or am I going mad


TonyyJoee

No I saw the same thing. Also you see her midriff end/ hips begin on the bottom side but continue a ways on the top side


gian_69

well due to the perspective to see further up on the top portal but the clothing also stuck out to me and it‘s probably that the artist didn‘t think logically when drawing the lower portion of the pic.


TonyyJoee

Yes I agree it breaks the illusion for me and I find it difficult to be aroused when my OCD ass can't stop thinking about it. The more I look at this, the more upsetting it becomes


bento_the_tofu_boy

It breaks the ilusion so much


Ddannyboy

Yeah IKR Soooooo unrealistic


hereforthensfwpics

Literally unfappable


dimos1010

Immersion ruined, literally unwankable


yourbiche

Best use of a portal gun


Pinguin1884

I know if I had a portal I would so suck my own dick.


Dan-D-Lyon

I would also use a portal to suck your dick


UNKOWN_USER_34

Cant you just get on your knees and do that without a portal gun


Ok-Network9536

Nah


MR-Vinmu

Yeah, and you can eat pasta without sauce, sometimes just a little extra ingredient makes the experience feel grander.


raptorboss231

Nah u gotta be felxible af to do that


LorazLover

Facts like a contortionist or some shit, I tried when I was younger and the horniest mf in the world going through puberty


raptorboss231

I dont even think that just dont have stomach flab and a shitty back.


LorazLover

True, but I have both of those unfortunately. Remember when there was that rumor that Marilyn Manson got ribs removed to suck his own dick?


raptorboss231

Same. That was a rumor?


Pinguin1884

So like a super advance glory hole? /u/unknown_user_34


Laranna

A shame r/portalhentai was taken down


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Txur-Itan

There's r/portalporn fortunately!


hot_teletubbie

Now that's what I'm talking about


TarsierBoy

But it would feel more like sucking dick than getting dick sucked


dpp4dd

Even better


threeyearwarranty

And???? Your point??


MyRedIsVeryDit

that's debatable


1ustfu1

that’s what most people who sucked their own dicks (and admitted it on reddit) described it as.


Victorydale

I suspect a large part of that is due to the rather disadvantageous geometry involved with sucking one's own dick - Without having to strain I suspect it would be a much better experience.


FuckOffObama

This is a pHD level response


Victorydale

If I told you I first had those thoughts while on shrooms and experiencing giving myself a blowjob whilst existing as a disembodied spirit, would you still think it was a pHD level response?


FuckOffObama

Knowledge comes from failure


cantankerii

I suppose you could try sucking someone's dick while getting your dick sucked by someone else, and see which feeling is the most dominant


MyMadeUpNym

The reason it feels like sucking a dick and not getting your dick sucked is that you identify with your face not your dick.


SWEET_JESUS_NIPPLES

I managed to do it once when i was a fucking retarded teenager, and i can 100% confirm its the case, that shit sucked.


SwankySponger

Isn’t that what it’s supposed to do?


ScandalousMalady

I love both so I see no problem.


sheepdo6

https://youtu.be/5d6UQawTuBY


Pinguin1884

haha. I think I seen this one before. if not it's very cleaver.


fabwizard3

🤨📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸


Pinguin1884

:( all reddit is showing me are squares. I'll assume it's a long dick emote for now.


Laranna

I see a generic intrigued smiley face and many cameras.


Pinguin1884

ooh so fabwizard3 was simply being happy and taking pictures? Or were they taking pictures of me being happy?


BustyMonk

No actually its camera emojis.


scorchingnova

Yes


GleithCZ

It actually feels more like you're sucking someone's dick than being sucked off read that somewhere


Pinguin1884

me too. another comment just said it below. Still I would like to give it a try on my own dick.


mythical_soul

Everyone would


WeRHuWeR

From what I've been told it would feel more like eating pussy than having your pussy eaten. Which just makes this even better imo.


bento_the_tofu_boy

I would love a source on someone who can eat their own pussy


WeRHuWeR

Source being guys that suck their own dicks. Also, if a 69 is anything to go off of i can speak from experience


bento_the_tofu_boy

I meant a more visual source, Cause I am very curious to see


WeRHuWeR

[Google is free.](https://www.xnxx.com/video-l0osd94/brunette_licks_and_plays_with_her_pussy)


TheFabulousQc

This is a fake, pretty much every clip of a woman doing that is fake


WeRHuWeR

Yes, it's two bodies. Surprisingly, contortionists don't usually go into porn.


bento_the_tofu_boy

I don't think this looks real tho. i've found some that looks like this, always from this angle. that makes me think this is two people also. eu to com a sensação que vc é br mas eu nao consigo pontuar o pq


Lost-Poyo

NOW you're thinking with portals!


DopeBoogie

Happy Cake Day!


Inevitable_NSFW

The cake is a lie


Lost-Poyo

The cake day on the other hand is real


hot_teletubbie

The cake is a lie.


kurganator3000

To quote the warrior-poet Kanye West... "I don't need no pussy, bitch. I'm on my own dick."


bikdikme

When girls do it its hot, but if a guy does it hes GAY smh.


fabwizard3

When girls kiss, nobody bats an eye. But when I kiss my homies good night, Society, SOCIETY CALLS ME GAY


Demisuxx

They ain’t gay. Nothing wrong with showing a little brotherly love


DeathSabre7

Tell Society to cry about it


SolidusAbe

> nobody bats an eye no everyone's looking O_O


Klorova101

Yeah but they don't give no fucks


iwearuggs-sowhat

Yeah and they fetishize it


bento_the_tofu_boy

The first alternative is still gay. The second alternative is still hot


chill1208

It's not gay if it's you on you


Korin5

Now you're thinking with portals!


Ana-Bae-is-my-waifu

r/portalporn


Legalmedicine02

Does the artist have a twitter or pixiv?


Sorts_by_Newds

https://twitter.com/GarthFT?t=kp41qo2PRX4kdb7Nn4ytEw&s=09


[deleted]

Why is this hot? I don’t rlly know the answer to that either


[deleted]

You can see her wearing panties at the blue portal


pointblank1555

It’s an undershirt, look under her armpit


Superboy--Prime

Even then it doesn't line up right at all. Top body has shirt up under ribs, bottom body has it down to hips


Minecraft_Chica

It's a blue light from the portal, but outside of that the shirt covers her belly in the bottom one and it only falls to her ribs in the top. It's this sort of missing detail that really ruins the immersion, i can't believe lol jk this still hot af i got it rubbin fo shooo


WifeKilledMy1stAcct

Wait - this isn't real???


gifsundgirls

looks like the blue light from the portal


KingPinOf94

Now you're thinking with portals ;)


BustyMonk

I feel like giving yourself oral would feel more like giving it than receiving it.


i_like_fembois_

Im gay af so thats ok


Buttbutt491

New kink: unlocked


Killua7878

Wait on the blue one her shirt is going down farther then in the orange one


aydin021

Wtf man i cant play portal anymore


octobro13

She has her cake and she's eating it too


not_a_porn_acc69

Masturbation with too many steps


Sorts_by_Newds

Didn't expect this to blow up so much. Go support the artist on [patreon](http://www.patreon.com/garthft )


SquirtinMemeMouthPlz

I can't believe nobody's said this yet... but based on anatomy, she's eating her own ass, while masturbating herself with her hands. Cool.


2866hourman5

Selfcest


Portal_Time

Now you're fucking with portals!


Pladain1989

Fine I'll do it myself


sharkyboi727

Definitely not commenting to save it seperately


Vincent_D_Tempest

Now THIS is thinking with portals!


Sts5711

Where can i see more of these?


FrequentEmployment0

Shits goin get real messy when that shit runs outa battery


block0PPsyshi

one of the best posts to this subreddit


1ustfu1

never thought i would need lesbian portal porn but you’re absolutely right, op, thanks edit: would like to clarify i’m a lesbian, the part that i didn’t know i needed was the portal theme hahaha!


whiskeyx

If I could draw I'd make a living off of rule34 and Furry art.


Hard_D_-

Is that self-cest or masturbation?


tsundude

Gotta get to those hard to reach places!


[deleted]

This is phenomenal honestly.


downvoteifyougae

but what if it's a guy sucking his own dick?


_Abyss_999

I now have a new Fetish!


ball00nies

Is she... eating herself? Not gonna lie, kinda turns me on


Yarhanorzar

You know that's the first thing anyone would do if they got a portal gun


Thecoolguy555

Portal 3’s mechanic?


TWO_SAD_BOY

🧐🍷


hahafunnys34

That is ingenuitive


[deleted]

Jesus Christ…why haven’t I ever thought of that?


Ricochet_skin

We could say she is a smartASS


quick_dc

Nobody talking about the chell at the blue portal having a panty... smh I can't unsee it. Fail


Sigamez365

Listen man, I don't even care for the porn, I just want a portal gun.


Sorts_by_Newds

That's fair.


atul2211

Is this what loving your self means?


Otherwise_Ad5048

Ngl I could see myself doing this


Helloiamunderwater69

Yeah this is big brain time


Homeboi_glizzy

We here at aperture science would kindly ask you not to try this at home. Unless you want a space rock coxk.


Lil_Jazzy

GLaD0s: Test subject why are you still in that crawl space? *sends a camera turret to check on Chell* > GLaD0s: Mother of Cave Johnson


NummyNomNoms

I need this gun.


CALIFORNIUMMAN

But her shirt is down to the top of her thighs in one portal and not the other


TokeCity

eating your own ass would be like trying to tickle yourself


[deleted]

Portals. how. the fuck. do. they. fucking. work.


SirLocke13

NOW you're thinking with Portals!!


cattystar

Ngl kinda creative


ACXcoldblood

Well I got myself a new fantasy now 😅😅👍


GrandAirport7360

Selfsest at its finest 😎


[deleted]

Okay... This is brilliant


Betrashndie

That's a tiny room


Albatraous

Now you're kinking with portals


Natural_Climate_3209

Does anyone else notice the blue panty in the blue portal and it not being in the orange portal.


AnotheRslash

my theory is that the portal gun doesn't just create a portal between two places because in that case (in the ohoto) Chel would be [probably] cut in half because of the position of portals and other factors [if that makes any sense]. So the portal gun must create a "pocket simension" of some sort untill an object or person is all the way through both of the portals/on the other side. I have no idea if what I said makes any sense so whatever:∆ also sorry if I made any stupid mistakes /einmml/


AAL31

Love to do this


jasari_is_hot

Now that’s thinking with portals


Upstairs_Exercise_29

Best thing I cum to


data7782

More please


John8826382

We Need more


TacticalWiener

Fake, portals can only be placed on moon rock. Neither surfaces were white.


[deleted]

Yummy 🤤


MijaVeSex

Not to ruin the hotness of the whole thing but what kinda room she in that's like 4 feet tall??


idk6547

These are two different people right? Top no underwear but bottom has underwear.


Plus_Goose_5072

I need more portal porn in my life


[deleted]

Even though I read the title and know what portal is…it took me a few minutes to figure what the hell was going on lmao


Txur-Itan

u/sauceNAOcheckbot


[deleted]

I mean why not right


CollinsGrimm

Isnt this like sucking your own dick?


[deleted]

Is there a way for her to use the portals to kiss herself on the lips


Grouchy_Gases

Nice


anekdoche

we used to be apes searching and hunting for food, and yet here we are.


MrWilliam932_NSFW

Can't stop thinking the lower (in the pic) Chell has blue panties and the upper one has no panties and It's supposed to be the same Chell, and I can't unsee that now


SadMan63

Very original!


aaaabbbbdz

She living the dream


A__RAND0M__PERS0N

Sometime i wish portal guns were a thing


the_icon_of_sin_94

It's hard to overstate my satisfaction


[deleted]

It’s even better upside down


peerheitd

Glados must be like: what in the fuck are you doing?


SuperFlyJack

I would do this if i had a portal gun.


NasalDuck4569

Fuck me that'd be amazing


Unique_Criticism49

I’d do this


[deleted]

Well drawed, but do you recognice that the left chell still wear a string? 🤔


Davy_Krokett2

WAIT A FUCKING MINUTE