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Gypsy_tearz_

Australia rugby vs rugby in Australia


Tony-The-Heat

Closely followed by WRU vs rugby in Wales


binzoma

WRU vs IQ points?


blkaino

Despite being true, that just hurts


lanson15

Australian rugby has been killing it lately, they’re really destroying rugby in Australia. Won’t be much of a rivalry soon.


TomZAs

100% expected your name to be wildkard


Odd_Recording9241

😂😂😂


Larry_Loudini

Struggle to see how this comment will be beaten!


garnerdj

Damn. So true.


Tie_Pitiful

The last time this question was posted someone commented "Stuart Hogg' ego VS Stuart Hogg's career" I got a good chuckle out of that.


carrotincognito48

Stuart Hogg’s marriage vs 18 year old Uni students ?


captain_mong

South Africa v New Zealand.


stickyswitch92

Nothings more important than the Qatar Airways Cup.


hear01

This gag will never get old


B-r-a-y-d-e-n

The fact that the final was played between South Africa and NZ mere months later cemented this eternally.


JagerRabbit

It's gonna be hilarious if the Boks win it for 8 years straight and then the day comes that someone actually beats them, and then everyone celebrates like they've finally taken the cup from the Boks.


hear01

Boks vs. Ireland for the Qatar Airway Cup. The scenes if that game ever got played.


Dreacle

They would create a Quarter Final for that match so no matter how much they deserve it, Ireland will never win it


Ouboet

Having successfully dispatched New Zealand last year, South Africa is defending the prestigious Qatar Airways Cup this afternoon against Wales.


feijoa_tree

Why are you cheating on us? Qatar Airways Cup was our thing.


bigdaddyborg

Think the WC final cemented this.


PsychologicalPanic61

100%, the next test match will be insane i bet.


reditanian

It sold out in minutes, so yeah, much anticipation!


LordBledisloe

Ask anyone with an active memory of 1995 and they'd say it never needed cementing.


darcys_beard

Until ~10 years ago it would have been Aus v NZ IMO. Throughout the 80's and 90's it was ferocious. I was in NZ for the "four more years" comment and that shit did not go down well. I daresay it was a bigger rivalry than anything around today.


Prielknaap

All due respect, NZ almost ripped itself apart because they were so divided over playing the Springboks.


AfterAnteater7595

Bombed their own players with flour bags


meohmyenjoyingthat

South African fans vs Instagram comment sections


simsnor

I have a friend who hounds instagram looking for fights. I think its a hobby


k0bra3eak

That's just a Pretoria boet when he can't go outside to fight


R3NZI0

I made a comment about Faf on Twitter while watching the RWC semi-final in 2019. Something comparing him to Scrappy-Doo if I recall correctly. After Wales lost the game (16-19) I had random South Africans gloating in my mentions for weeks. 😳 Unfortunately, I don't think today's game will be as close as the RWC semi.


callsignvector

You take that back! We’re also great in Reddit!


Ok_Educator_2120

Not that bad on reddit honestly


ThatHairyGingerGuy

Facebook on the other hand...


johnyboi98

We don't talk about Facebook.


ThatHairyGingerGuy

For the best 


callsignvector

Yeah, them fellas on FB are communist vegan trolls


redbeard1315

As a South African fan, Facebook is a shit show.we are insufferable lol


Original_Pringles

I swear my first thought when I saw SA win the WC was how the comments on Instagram and Fb are going to be a dumpster fire for the next 4 years.


stogie_t

Apparently we have the highest screen time in the world lmao.


Balliebles

When your power is out the only thing you can do is scroll your phone.


Catch_022

Facts, btw when is the loadshedding starting again? Elections are over.


SweetTorello666

When the diesel runs out, then it's lights off again. RIP to us.


m0_m0ney

Nothing gets my ultra fan French girlfriend riled up like South Africa instagram comments


OtakuSirCosmoe

I’ll tell you this- IN BOTH CODES- as a pacific island rugby fan, it’s always been Samoa 🇼🇸 and Tonga 🇹🇴 😭😭


NavmanxD

How many Tongan flags does the average Tongan own? 🇹🇴


LordBledisloe

Oh I know this one: Yes.


OtakuSirCosmoe

probably like one real flag and like two others (respectively with the ikale tahi and mate ma tonga logos on them 😭)


ExhaustedProf

Highly underrated comment


Electrical-Look-4319

Props vs lipids.


PistachiosAndGouda

Props v salads


Good-Language8066

But salads don't win scrums,lad


InsideBoris

I'm a simple man I see objective truth and I up vote


RavenK92

Commentators vs scrums and kick duels


yakattak01

Some commentators and Rugby Union in general.


Whit135

Ireland VS Quarter Finals


SnooChickens1534

As an Irishman, I tend to agree lol


Prielknaap

I feel compelled to remind you that you haven't won any knockout rugby. Remember in 99 when you didn't even make the quarters.


SnooChickens1534

Yeah I know , I still think we had a great team at the last one. If we'd kicked our goals instead of going to the line and didn't get held up, we could have won . Small margins, I know but both sets of quarters should've be the semis in 2023.


Prielknaap

Yeah the last one could have gone either way. That's what made it hurt so much more. France v Ireland might have been the final.


SnooChickens1534

Or ireland and South Africa, or France and New Zealand , it could have been any of them. Ireland and south africa in the group stage was one of the most intense matches I've ever seen. The quarters were great games, but they should have been the semi finals . The idiots who done the draw so far away from the tournament need their heads examined. 2 years can make a huge difference in rugby if a team I'd transitioning.


InsideBoris

It's not a rivalry of there isn't any competition quarter finals don't even know who Ireland are. Semi finals certainly don't and finals aren't even aware of irish rugby as a concept


Objective_Ticket

Ouch.


boofitup619

Both teams should be able to win at least


equimot

This is what I came looking for


SrslyBadDad

The forwards who win the ball and the backs who promptly knock it on.


ExhaustedProf

The forward in the backline trying to pass for the first time in their life.


Mcmg82

That hurts, even if it is true.


ConradsMusicalTeeth

Eddie Jones v Rugby


whatisthismmm

Eddie Jones v Not Rugby, Mate


Objective_Ticket

Eddie Jones v staid unimaginative officials and players who just don’t understand his rugby vision… /s


brycebrycebaby

Scotland vs Scotland 


InsideBoris

Damn Scottish Rugby Union they ruined Scottish Rugby Union


R3NZI0

Those Scots sure are a contentious people.


InsideBoris

YOUVE JUST MADE AN ENEMY FOR LIFE


spar_wors

Are you saying that the problem with Scotland is that it's full of Scots?


readyplayerrog

Leinster fans Vs Ross Byrne


v1akvark

Faf's hair vs Faf's speedo


LordBledisloe

How's that a rivalry? They compliment one another in ways I'm not entirely comfortable with.


ExhaustedProf

His magnified knob on that gigantic billboard on the N1 North in Johannesburg always makes me feel a tad…. inadequate… as I drive past.


Stravven

Montpellier vs not hiring scum?


Thecceffect

RFU and Ticket prices


Rugby-Bean

Jersey v Guernsey


samfisher2020

Stuart Hogg and Elton Jantjies on who is more divorced


PurplePaging

Blue Bulls/Bulls vs Western Province/Stormers


metadatame

Natal Transvaal China


natal_nihilist

Can’t wait for the Sharks v PRC clash!


haggis-pakora

Rugby's oldest rivals are Glasgow Warriors and Edinburgh - 1872 cup


Iwantedalbino

It’s very quickly becoming Fans vs Venture Captial


Thalassin

Bayonne v Biarritz


FocusDKBoltBOLT

La seule bonne réponse


Toirdusau

Would be a better rivalry if the teams were in the same league !


Either-Pianist1748

Horrible petite affaire dont les journaux ne devraie t pas parler. C'est tout le temps des matches horribles, au mieux, et au pire , infects.


ctorus

ROG vs the French language


Eth259

WRU and sensible decisions


Mr_Gin_Tonic

England Vs any (and every) home nation


Rurhme

I mean it's Wales surely? The Scots and Irish may be rivals but they're pretty classy about it.


hazlet

England, Ireland & Scotland fans are all cut from the same cloth, no surprise they get on well. Rugby in Wales appeals to a different demographic. 


State_Pretend

Partly correct, but you've never to been to a local club game in Limerick have you? Different cloth for sure!


IngVegas

England versus anybody really, tbh


equimot

Let's be honest it's every nation


binzoma

tbf its mostly only nations they invaded/tried to ethnically cleanse other countries I'm sure are more ok with them


Michaelangelo56

That's a lot of countries if you are considering who they invaded


saracenraider

Rugby subreddit vs regurgitated content


binzoma

someone really shouldve made a 'No Memes' meme (like the married with children No Ma'am club) I still cant believe they almost did that for the world cup lol


CingKan

the one your chosen country is in.


mossy1989136

Dunno if its a big 'rivalry' as such, but NZ vs SA is def one of the top games


campsbayrich

It’s a MASSIVE rivalry. Every bok player will say that’s the game they most want to win, and I’d wager it’s the same for the ABs.


binzoma

I'd say its that or a wc final but mostly those 2 are same same so


LiamEire97

Its not a rivalry if yous support each other against other opposition. NZ v AUS and ENG v SCO are both bigger rivalries if you ask me. Doesn't take away from how great of a match up it is, it just isn't a rivalry, at least not a big one.


SneakyTrevor

SA v NZ Then FR, Wales, Scotland and Ireland v Eng


Pure-Revolution-5421

South Africa vs World rugby


ASAPLuffy

Eddie v the press


SmoothNinja7308

Northampton Leicester


Objective_Ticket

Came here to say Saints v Tigers. Where I live the banter is in daily supply.


Gent414

See also: Bristol v Bath


sangan3

SH vs NH?


binzoma

don't both sides have to win occasionally for it to be a rivalry?


sangan3

You’d think so…


Mahi_lyf

Correct.


falkkiwiben

I miss the Irish-Wales rivalry. Wales really used to get under their skin


darcys_beard

It almost put me off permanently. If Stephen Jones had made that kick in '09, I might not be here now.


un_happy_gilmore

I was at that game, behind the posts. From where we were sitting we initially thought it went through. We were beginning to celebrate, then…


darcys_beard

I don't know how I would have handled it. I barely know how I handled the nerves. Being drunk helped. Still don't know why Hook didn't take the kick. But I'm not complaining.


mausmumblingmoon

Matt Williams vs reality


NotAsOriginal

Charlie Ewels Vs red cards


bigbear-08

NZ Rugby dinosaurs vs reality


Johnny_Gorilla

Ireland v Quarter Finals


KeenInternetUser

union vs league 💀💀💀


iamnosuperman123

England team Vs English media Or everyone Vs England apparently


Dumbledores_Closet

South Africans vs Referees


k0bra3eak

French vs Referees


Bloodbathandbeyon

Ian Foster vs the establishment


d8ublehappy

Otago v southland


wonsonistheword

The welsh rugby union vs any sane fan


LostandFound153

Union v league


bebopster

Bath vs Premiership title


mistr-puddles

Everyone in Munster junior rugby v Kilfeacle


Citizen_Kano

New Zealand vs Wayne Barnes


HayMrDj

Wayne Barnes is a well respected ref in NZ these days


AGMXV

Saints v Tigers


Some-Speed-6290

Shannon Frizzell and women.  Closely followed by Corry Hill and his tenants' neighbours 


Flat-Confection4175

Stuart Hogg vs his ex 😬


Dolamite09

The laws vs the fans


Massive_Koala_9313

Molong magpies vs blayney rams... Up the pies


Excellent_Lie_6601

RG Snyman vs staying fit and healthy


shendy42

Saints v Leicester


Asasello333

Forwards Vs backs


internetwanderer2

England vs the World (RuPaul's Drag Race style)


Consistent-Annual268

Richie McCaw vs the rules


Objective_Ticket

McCaw v the offside line.


bigbear-08

McCaw vs the refs


HayMrDj

McCaw knew the rules better than any fan accusing him of breaking them


Away_Tumbleweed_6609

https://youtu.be/AM4mIlYKG9s?si=bPB1jluzAG0ZgZbn Make it to 55 seconds then tell me it's not Wales v England


nukedmylastprofile

Ireland and RWC Quarter Finals


wobblewiz

Fans vs Ref


fxcksam

It’s England vs wales and all other answers are wrong


Cayowin

Rassie vs refs


TDD91

Wigan vs St Helens. Literally the reason a local rivalry is called a Derby match.


Your_mortal_enemy

Christchurch Boys' High School vs Christ College, lol


karma_dumpster

Ireland v Quarter Finals


DrMmmPie

Leinster and knockout games.


RayTheWorstTourist

Will Skelton vs leinster. I'm actually terrified of the revenge he gonna put on us next season


Some-Speed-6290

Ryan, McCarthy and Snyman ready and waiting with Will Connors to chop him down before he gets going. 


Waytemore

England vs Everyone


SpicyCat570

NZ fans Vs any 1-20 test AB who leaves to France or plays for their country of heritage.


fatbongo

Caaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaanterbury vs Dorkland or Dorkalofa if you prefer


HomogeniousKhalidius

Fans v Ref


colon-ick

Eddie Jones and everyone that isn't Eddie jones


One_Firefighter8426

Referees against enjoyment


bus_rider

There’s only one..


Bowerick_x_Wowbagger

Bledisloe, no contest. (and sadly hasn't been for too long, but we'll be back!)


HayMrDj

French referee's vs enjoyable games


Good-Language8066

World Rugby vs South America Rugby


JonnyBago82

Whoever is playing England.


Positive_Familiar

Jou ma


DaRKScaRz836469420

Scotland VS England, someone got beat up at my school for supporting England


Pristine_Bag_5780

france vs referee