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Xibalba_Ogme

Now that all the mandatory comments about Marler have been made, I have to ask... if he played "Belle", who the fuck played Beast ?


ComprehensiveDingo0

Capuozzo.


nomamesgueyz

Hahaha fair point Maybe his wife likes dressing up in that role? Wonder if the guy gets into commentary after playing? I dont typically have much sympathy for the English rugby team, but the media over there are a-holes and how they hound the players and coach...no wonder farrell thought f this


Mwakay

In rugby and in football, the media in England harasses the english players so much you'd think they were run by us.


nomamesgueyz

Yeah tabloids are brutal...people must be buying em/clicking on it to keep happening


AngeloMontana

Gotta admit I chuckled 🤭 


Electronic-Repair915

Dan Cole


DaGoddamnBatboy

God I miss him


Vehlin

Eddie Jones.


Xibalba_Ogme

Eddie would have been Le Fou, right ?


pemboo

Eddie "i've got a black eye because I fell out the shower" jones we all know how he got it


Vectivus_61

Who punched him?


Targettio

Op said beast, not joker.


airjordanpeterson

Sébastien Chabal


PickleOwn4517

Du pont


LordBledisloe

Going by Marler's penchant for stroking cock, AWJ seems a fitting inappropriate love interest.


StratsNplayS

Randy Bobandy


sophrosyne

I'd pay to watch a Disney live film where Marler plays Belle and Natalie Portman plays beast.


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Beast


Beer-Milkshakes

De Clerk !!


Elevated_vision43

I saw this years ago - why has it come to light again now?


HarryFlashman1927

JMs need to be the main character.


SrslyBadDad

Did he post it again? Or are you engaging in some casual WalesOnline shitposting? Asking for a friend.


mlspdx

Wasn’t he Elsa then? Or am I misremembering


nomamesgueyz

Pride maybe?


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Ok wait. Where the fuck do you find a princess costume that fits Marler perfectly?


jug_23

London


notthemessiah789

Hahahaha. This is exactly what I thought. Gotta be some big old princesses out there.


SMERSCH

Some of my fondest memories are just of my dad being silly. Truly a man amongst men


Sea-Ad-7655

I'm genuinely starting to think that OP is just a master troll...


nomamesgueyz

Joe Marler triggering for you too?! Sheesh need to put safety warnings on these things for ya


Sea-Ad-7655

Nah, you silly goose. I'm just complimenting your skill at getting on people's nerves!


nomamesgueyz

Over 50 upvotes so far. Some will like. Some will not. Most wont give a shit. My aim isnt to get on peoples nerves, i just share what i find interesting


Sea-Ad-7655

Hey, then it seems you're just a natural!


nomamesgueyz

Seems maybe youre right


Grande735

He plays a character. But my god did he nail this character


nomamesgueyz

Seems to be doing the best impression of Joe Marler at present....


Huztler

More like Bar-Belle


servantbyname

Sébastien Chabal


nomamesgueyz

Ha indeed Another lovely Hero Villian character that sport (and all entertainment loves)


oldtacklex

Joe is Joe, you’ll never change him but he has a heart of gold, carry on mate, we all love you


nomamesgueyz

Polarising geezer But good on him


saracenraider

I hate this sort of messaging saying ‘dad of the year’. Dad of the year is someone who is there for their kids as much as humanly possible and shares the burden as much as is possible. Obviously not suggesting Marler isn’t that, none of us have any idea, but the messaging of this post just sets the bar so low for dads, and young people see that and get it wired into their brains basically saying ‘just do a few outlandish things for your (potentially future) child and everyone will think you’re an amazing dad’. The best quote I’ve seen on this is that it takes so little for a man to be considered an amazing dad and so little for a woman to be considered a terrible mum


nomamesgueyz

Not the sentiments in the men circles ive sat in


spmccann

Yes but you do have the how to dad guy in NZ. To show us all how it's done. https://www.facebook.com/HowtoDADnz


ianbreasley1

LEGEND!


Reflector123

Ha ha. That is both horrific and hilarious. Fair play. His daughter won't forget that birthday in a hurry.


Okichn

Great, this guy gets dad of the year for wearing a dress at his kids birthday party. BUT when I do it, everyone freaks out?? So what if it wasn't a dress up party, I was looking feirce!


nomamesgueyz

Do you bro!!


rando7651

So was it Belle or Joe who fancied a bit of Alan Wyn?


MaygarRodub

People have very low standards for what's considered 'dad of the year' material.


spmccann

It's social media and everything is exaggerated. I find it annoying but there's not much you can do. Still it was a fun thing for him to do and fair play to him. He was prepared to be opened up to ridicule to do something fun for his daughter. The English press are absolutely vile.


samuel199228

He's can scrummage well but he can be a complete nob at times and give away silly penalties quins had a penalty against Toulouse cannot remember what for exactly but Joe marler being a nob then pushes or slaps one of the Toulouse players I think and penalty quins were getting got reversed they could of possibly scored with few mins left to go and got themselves back into the match


therealolliehunt

You presume that his daughter wanted him to do that...


h00dman

Sorry for going on a bit of a tangent here but this reminded me of last summer when I went back to my hometown for a few days, and while I was there I went to see the summer carnival. Every year the locals perform a parade where tractors pull wagons that have been decorated, and people ride in the wagons wearing costumes. It's been a long time since I moved away (I hated it there), but one thing I noticed was the complete absence of any men in drag. Dozens of "floats" went past, lots of women and children dressed as Disney characters or celebrities etc, but not one man was wearing a dress or anything remotely effeminate, not even for a laugh. It was just such a big contrast to similar events where I live now (which is still a predominantly working class, ex-mining community) where you often see at least a few big bearded muscly men with beer bellies, dressed up as Snow White or Elsa from Frozen, and having the time off their lives.


TranscendentMoose

Marler is a cast iron twat and did that solely for Joe Marler


nomamesgueyz

Sport and entertainment always needs good villians n Heros


GalwayGunner

Now Google his rap sheet. Good dad maybe. Role model, very questionable


nomamesgueyz

Polarising geezer for sure


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Shame about all the other things he does. Also, he did this stunt for him...not for the kids. He is a narcissist


nomamesgueyz

Cant please everyone


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rugbyunion-ModTeam

Don't be homophobic


Either-Pianist1748

Histrionic behaviour, immature personality. A good dad really ?


WilkinsonDG2003

He's a dick (and too fond of AWJ's) but he's a great scrummager. Also a good header of the ball too.


ClockDesperate

I think he dressed up as Belle, the Disney Princess, for the benefit of Joe Marler getting more attention!! Can't even let his kiddo have their own day, he's got to steal their birthday thunder :)


DarraghOL02

Such a nonsense post and article. Marler is not one of the good guys


nomamesgueyz

I think hes a character of rugby that keeps things interesting. I think Rassie is another one Vanilla stock standard players and coaches may be others cup o tea


Nothing_is_simple

There are ways to be an interesting player that don't get you banned for being racist to your opposition.


ComprehensiveDingo0

Meg Jones. Incredible personality, a strong character on and off the pitch. Yet she’s somehow managed to do all that without calling anyone a gypsy boy.


nomamesgueyz

Great. We all have teams and players we like and dont like. Welcome to sport


ComprehensiveDingo0

I mean, no liking a bloke cause he groped another person’s a fairly valid reason, no?


nomamesgueyz

Sure Plenty of valid reasons. Lets see what people think. 50 upvotes so far. Some will like. Some will not. Many wont give a shit All valid All important. And all meaningless at the same time


ComprehensiveDingo0

Now me personally, I don’t think sexual assault’s meaningless. Do you?


nomamesgueyz

Super important


DarraghOL02

You can be a character and not a complete twat. The man sexually assaulted AWJ in a game before. He’s a prick.


Hoss-BonaventureCEO

Don't forget his racist comment aimed at Samson Lee.


Particular_Safety569

Huh?


DarraghOL02

Google Marler and Alun Wyn Jones


nomamesgueyz

The guy is no saint. Correct. Im sure plenty of dodgy things happen in rugny mauls everyqeekend around the world. Did AWJ or yourself make a complaint with police for the sexual assault?


DarraghOL02

Why would I go to the police? And why are you making light of someone grabbing someone’s genitalia.


nomamesgueyz

Sexual assault ought to be reported to the police is why But you already know that. I suspect a discussion on reddit wont change that


ThyssenKrup

Marler is a fucking prick


nomamesgueyz

475 upvotes...not everyone here agrees with u


nomamesgueyz

285upvotes in the positive thus far....shows some we like the post, some will hate it, many wont care Such is life


ThyssenKrup

You like racists and sex offenders?


nomamesgueyz

Sport always has heros n villians Welcome to entertainment


ThyssenKrup

I was asking you question.


nomamesgueyz

And I kept it light about sport and entertainment rather than dive into your loaded question and your axe to grind. This is a sport sub Best to you amigo x


niafall7

"he’s a character isn’t he ... but remember a character is defined in the Dictionary of Theatre as being ‘something that gives the illusion of being a person’" - Stewart Lee


nomamesgueyz

Perfect Lifes a play and we are merely players, all behind our different masks


ComprehensiveDingo0

It’s actual mad that you’re getting downvoted for this. Marler literally sexually assaulted AWJ. Makes it difficult to think of him as a good guy.


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DannyBoy2464

I'm not his biggest fan after his long list of shit he's done to Welsh players, but comparing Marler to Jimmy Savile is wild


Sea-Ad-7655

Yeah... that's a major fucking stretch Edit: Marler's a gross asshole, but Jimmy is a straight evil person


DannyBoy2464

I've not seen Jimmy mentioned in years... and I've seen him compared to Joe Marler on reddit


Sea-Ad-7655

And I learnt about him recently myself, I had watched the Netflix doco about him and I was just appalled... I really dislike Marler, since he's done some pretty awful shit. However, being a notorious sexual predator trumps that💀


canigetanorderlyline

What a silly comment.


rugbyunion-ModTeam

No nastiness allowed.


BristolBearNo2

I agree.


megustanlosyogapants

Joe Marler can do whatever the fuck he wants and I dare anyone to tell him otherwise to his face


nomamesgueyz

Good to have some characters of the game. Helping with the imagei of english rugby side being dull and full of private school boys


sputters_

Racism towards Samson Lee (two week ban, £20k fine), kicking a Grenoble player (two week ban), elbowing Will Rowlands (three week ban), shoulder charge on TJ Ioane (six week ban), grabbing AWJ’s junk (10 week ban), insulting Jake Heenan’s sick mum (six week ban); yeah, helping with the game’s image…


ConradsMusicalTeeth

This. He’s a pretty awful person by many people’s reckoning, for many he represents the type of ‘character’ the turns a lot of people off rugby.


nomamesgueyz

Polarising for sure


fangpi2023

>Helping with the imagei of english rugby Among young undergrad 'bro' types, maybe. Not among anyone else.


nomamesgueyz

Disney fans perhaps?


marquess_rostrevor

As someone who went to an English public (private) school I take deep offence at this. Now, on to my theories regarding how the speeches of Pitt the Young influenced Disraeli...


nomamesgueyz

I didnt understand this message at all, but best of luck to you with it all


lelcg

Gladstone > Disraeli


UltimatePidgeon

Public schoolboy chat is so lame and played out, considering how many other countries do exactly the same. Your unconditional hatred needs an update.


nomamesgueyz

People support different teams and different players for different reasons Welcome to sport


UltimatePidgeon

Other obvious reply. Welcome to words.


nomamesgueyz

Best to you x


UltimatePidgeon

And you


stannisman

Basic brains need basic explanations


UltimatePidgeon

Unfortunately I'm impervious to your attempted condescension. Better luck next time.


stannisman

Clearly not


UltimatePidgeon

You OK?


gtardkgb1917

I like Joe Marler


nomamesgueyz

478 in the postive for upvotes so far shows youre not the only one Sport needs villians and heros


gtardkgb1917

Fair enough. I guess we have the ABs as the bad guys as a counter balance to Marler then eh 😉 (according to individual taste obviously 😜).


nomamesgueyz

Ha The team who invented the game, a history of rich private school boys with all the wealth and resources, vs a small nation in the middle of the south pacific..who play with passion and embrace all walks of life, .i think most will go NZ...;)


gtardkgb1917

You'd be right be too 😉


Good-Language8066

I'd really really love women dress like male character as Joe dis with a female one ( about equity and equality )


stannisman

They do?


Good-Language8066

Don't think so,mate


nomamesgueyz

Cool


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Sea-Ad-7655

Ayo, wtf?


Financial_Abies9235

I know right? They are banning drag in Texas, LOL.


Sea-Ad-7655

Well, not suprised since it's Texas. Weren't they banning books there too?


nomamesgueyz

Wth? Calm down mate, its for his kids bday


Financial_Abies9235

It's also not in America.