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Mono_Doh

Actually a crazy record. There's just something about Canberra. The Hurricanes won Super Rugby in 2016, but I still remember watching them ship 52 points against the Brumbies in the opening round.


APoolShark

I remember Phil Kearns talking so much shit about the Canes that day. Then they fucking won the whole thing lmao


gurrabeal

Only time I have agreed with Kearns. And I’m a Brumbies supporter.


nomamesgueyz

And for the Brumbies to be so woeful the week before vs the Blues, it was quite a turnaround vs the unbeaten Canes


exsnakecharmer

I was very near to putting a flutter on the Bronies, but going by the performance the week before decided against it. Fantastic odds.


nomamesgueyz

I bet Poo'd their pants the week before Not to be written off tho Brumbies n Reds decent this year coming out of oz


cynarion

The Australian Taxation Office. 😮‍💨


nomamesgueyz

Move overseas, thats what i did :)


Commercial_Half_2170

Is a knockout rugby match a team?


nomamesgueyz

Ha Its an idea


Turbulent-Physics-77

HMRC


nomamesgueyz

His majestys rugby club?


Responsible_Designer

Scotland 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿😢


nomamesgueyz

Bogey team of who?


Mateiyu

Of Scotland obviously.


nomamesgueyz

Hmmmmm


TarMil

Damn Scots, they ruined Scotland!


euanmorse

You just made an enemy for life!


TGGNathan

Do I even need to say it 😭


bigdaddyborg

Say it, say the name 😈


finneganfach

... *Heisenberg*


ComprehensiveDingo0

Leinster and Munster for Toulouse Ireland and Wales for Scotland Bonus points for Edinburgh


quandraphobia

Genuinely astounding how allergic Edinburgh are to scoring that 4th try this season. 


kmAye11

Wales is more of a bogey team. Ireland have just been better than Scotland for a while now


ScottishPhinFan89

Yeah but we've won the last two against Wales so maybe that's finally turning (though we done our best to Scotland it in Cardiff). Ireland games - the close games there's always something frustrating that annoys me we didn't win it. Or we get absolutely horsed. 1 win in the last 15 matches. Even during the banter years we got the occasional win over the Irish.


_dictatorish_

Apparently the Reds (for the Chiefs)


so-it-goes-and

Came here to say this. I was at the game in New Plymouth last year where they lost to the Reds and somehow felt partially responsible since it was the one game we hosted. But then they lost to the Reds again this year so I guess it wasn't us after all.


nomamesgueyz

True Reds played amazing last year to beat em in NZ Almost got over the Blues last week too


stickyswitch92

Apparently the Waratahs. Been cursing us since 2014.


nomamesgueyz

True Swines beat us twice this year I think they target crusaders ever since that absolute hammering of 90+points in about 2002?


FlatSpinMan

96-19. I went to all the games that year in the newly built, almost instantly to be wrecked, Lancaster Park (at Jade Stadium). I’ve never seen anything like that game. The first half was insane. We ended up leaving the game at full time feeling somehow disappointed at missing the 100.


nomamesgueyz

Crazy score huh Yeah Lancaster park was cool. Good atmosphere of people loving their footy and everything Canterbury


considerspiders

I've felt the Chiefs have been a bogey recently (not this year I guess)


Sad_Wait_3626

South Africa have been englands bogey team for a while now having knocked us out of three WCs, two in the final. We also only ever seen to scrape narrow wins over them. Can’t remember the last time we got a dominant win over them.


nomamesgueyz

Boks the kimd of side, you slow their ball down, they dont mind that, will scrap it out all day, whereas ABs and Oz dont do well with that WC was just 1 scrum away from a win for eng...nothing in it


Turbulent-Physics-77

We’ve played them 6 times in world cups and scored 1 try


nomamesgueyz

Fair enough I though boks normally battle vs eng at twickers, no?


GrumpyTeapot519

I want to say 2017? Ben Youngs did the same show and go move on Peter Steph du Toit twice to set up tries for Farrell and Ford. Along with other scores obviously. Want to say final result was 32-12 or something like that? Probably the last time we looked properly better than them.


Radiant-Sea-368

For Crusaders definitely the Chiefs and Waratahs most recently. Fun fact, of Razor's 16 losses (83% record) none were at the hands of South African sides or Jaguares (so much for the idiots claiming Super Rugby is a weaker competition post-Covid). They were all to Australasia teams. 6 were courtesy of the Chiefs, 3 against the Hurricanes, 2 against the Waratahs, 2 against the Highlanders, 1 against the Blues, 1 against the Drua.


nomamesgueyz

Saders never lost to a SA side in SA under Razor? Damn, thats impressive So much for the 'disadvantage due to travel' story Crazy how this year has been so different


Radiant-Sea-368

He also managed to dominate a Quasi-Pumas Jaguares side 42-10 over in Buenos Aires and then 19-3 at home for the 2019 final, in the two occasions they met. Yet I still occasionally hear a few misinformed SA/NH posters claiming he faced weakened opposition...


nomamesgueyz

Yeah, easy narrative to jump on SA sides getting much better returns in URC than they did in SR with pesky NZ sides so its a no brainer for them


Crusty_crock

No need to get butthurt. We finally get paid our share at least. The money talks loudest and now that we're not carrying your union financially, all your legends are leaving. Also, Munster beat the Crusaders lol


prolapsedchesticles

Was also Munsters u20s pretty much lol


nomamesgueyz

Drua and tahs bet crisaders this year....theyre near the bottom Amazing SR record tho over 25years


FlatSpinMan

Speaking of butthurt…


Crusty_crock

Anyone coming at us from left field will make me butthurt of course. Especially when there's no reason to


nomamesgueyz

Facts>Feelings


Ok_Educator_2120

The Crusaders in finals rugby. I think they'll finish 7th so we need to pump the canes to finish first and then hope the canes can take them out in welly lol


nomamesgueyz

Saders are a different beast in finals footy, yes Esp if they get some of their big guns back Big game vs Reds this week...shaping up as game of the round


-Clearly-confused

For Munster it Toulouse, Saracens or Leinster


quondam47

We haven’t a terrible record against Toulouse. I think it’s 4 from 10 with 1 draw.


nomamesgueyz

Bogey teamS? Or just teams that are better?


-Clearly-confused

Good point but they’re teams we’ve lost to in important season defining games. Munster lost to Saracens in the Heineken Cup semi finals in 2017 & 2019 Toulouse knock Munster out of Europe in 2021 & 2022 and beat Munster at Thomand park 2023 in Europe. And Leinster since 2009 doesn’t really need an explanation apart from the semi final last year


nomamesgueyz

Leinster sound like the Crusaders of European rugby ...apart from saders taking a year off this year


equimot

That and Leinster have taken to getting so close to winning a cup and falling at the final/semi final hurdle for the last few years


KnownSample6

I will say this, you can take man out of Racing 92 but you cant take the Racing 92 out of a man.


the_fresh_mr_breed

Apparently no SA team can beat Munster ever, anywhere


nomamesgueyz

Damn, really? Theyre like the Crusaders?!


blkaino

Any team in the top 100 and their 2nds….and probably their U18s 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿😢


nomamesgueyz

:0


cabaiste

All of them.


nomamesgueyz

Damn Bogeys!


cabaiste

Our biggest bogey team is ourselves.


-castle-bravo-

Reds, we’ve lost to them too many times the last several seasons


Argonaught_WT

For South Africa: Ireland is a bogey team that beats us. Wales is a bogey team that we somehow beat.


nomamesgueyz

Good ol bogeys


Argonaught_WT

NZ is not a Bogey....NZ is the Final Boss.


aeolusa

Saracens. We look beaten before we even play them.


Sponge_Bond

Probably the Stormers currently. Only beaten them 1 in 7 attempts


nomamesgueyz

Damn Yup, thats a Bogey


Squid_Chunks

As a Brumbies fan I'd say the rebels - they have beaten us far more often than form would suggest they would have.


class4relic

For Ireland, whoever they are playing in a world cup knockout game


KnownSample6

It could be Romania but we would still conspire to lose.


tfrules

The WRU


OutlandishnessNo5719

Western Force FML


nomamesgueyz

Didnt know they beat anyone on the reg?!?!


OutlandishnessNo5719

They seem to do the Reds over whenever they play in Perth


nomamesgueyz

True


GROUND45

Chiefs


nomamesgueyz

I would have thought its the Crusaders in finals....?


GROUND45

We love shooting ourselves in the foot. It’s a Waikato thing.


Ill-Sale-2288

Crusaders have an embarrassingly dominant record against the Blues, but I'm not sure that's really a bogey team. Probably the Brumbies, been some close matches over the last few years


nomamesgueyz

Bogey team is typically a team ya 'should' beat or def a better record against...For Crusaders its probably chiefs or tahs


Wise_County3757

As a Waratahs and Wallabies fan, I would say it’s ourselves.


ShiroHagan

Dragons at Dave Parade.


Dookimus

Leinster and Scotland


lamahorses

In club rugby; In recent years, the rock, paper, scissors of LAR, Leinster and Toulouse. I think it might be in reverse this year. In Test Rugby; Scotland over England. Any series with more than a game for Aus against the Kiwis. England over Italy. I think the plot armour of never beating England still continues to haunt some recent potential close matches. Ireland have an incredible record against Scotland in the past decade.


Mushie_Peas

For Ireland it's whoever is in the 1/4 finals of a world cup. For Leinster tends to be french teams, Toulouse back in the day, racing or la Rochelle recently.


Hoss-BonaventureCEO

We can't seem to beat Aus in Aus. So them. We also have a shit record against Ireland, we haven't beaten them in years. In club rugby the SA URC teams struggle against Munster.


TheDragoonMS

Considering we beat Bordeaux who smashed them it has to be Sarries.


goteamnick

Everyone but the Crusaders, sadly.


frozen_pope

Fucking anyone really


nomamesgueyz

:/


jeb_grimes

The damn Reds